Did you masturbate today Commander?
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She just said this, then gave her a playful look and left decisively.
This sentence leaves a lot of room for imagination. All we can say is that how to understand it depends entirely on the listener.
In response to this speech that sounded like a warning and a reminder, Zero remained expressionless and did not even have the intention of saying goodbye.
Only after everything was gone did she finally say, "One day... I will be able to transcend the constraints of the spirit and the material."
As the words fell, Zero's screen disappeared, and the controversy over the contract came to an end.
Chapter 491: Taiho's Double Suffering Day (Please Subscribe!)
Chapter 491: Dafeng's Double Suffering Day
After the contract signing ceremony, life returned to normal, and even the Sirens disappeared completely. Even though the following days were relatively peaceful, they still did not dare to let their guard down. Who knew when the Sirens would launch a surprise attack? In short, after experiencing several Siren attacks and Wang Lele's abnormal incident, the ship girls in the port area have been on alert.
There are basically no major issues, but small problems continue to occur every day.
Don't forget that this is a super-large port area that accommodates nine major camps. The nine camps have their own different styles and habits. There will definitely be various frictions during the period, but they are not big problems, but just various small problems.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don’t come over here, ahh ...
A very unladylike voice came from the main road of Sakura Empire, and the person who made the voice was Taiho.
At this moment, she was completely devoid of her usual dignity and elegance. Instead, she was running wildly on the main road of the camp in a very unkempt manner. Her crimson kimono, which was not suitable for big movements, revealed some of her spring light because of her excessive movements. The expression on her face was very panicked. While running, she looked back from time to time, as if confirming something. However, the scene she saw made her even more panicked, and she ran even faster, as if she was afraid that she would be caught up by something.
It was rare to see her so panicked. In fact, any colleague who was familiar with her would know what was going on just by looking at her running posture. After all, she would only show such a panicked reaction attitude when she met someone.
"Da Feng, don't run! Let's play together! I called a lot of friends to play with us today!"
A very cheerful and innocent voice came from the other side. Yes, it was the bluefin tuna. Dafeng would only show such a gaffe when she met the bluefin tuna, but this was also natural. After all, the relationship between Dafeng and the bluefin tuna was too special.
Perhaps it was because the attitude of the big sister, Tai Feng, towards the little sister was too special, which caused the big bluefin tuna to always like chasing her to play, just like now. However, with the expansion of the port area and the camp, this phenomenon seemed to be getting worse. For example...
"Hehe, are you the aircraft carrier sister that the bluefin tuna mentioned?"
"Don't run, let's play together!"
"This onee-chan's reaction is just as interesting as what Mackerel said!"
"Wait a minute, why are you running? We're not going to do anything to you!"
………………
With the expansion of the Submarine Sister Alliance, the number of submarines in the port area has reached an astonishing number. It is no exaggeration to say that if these submarines attack together, each with a torpedo is enough to sink the flagship of Enterprise.
As a born troublemaker, she is even commented on by her own camp as "this child may be used to make soup", which shows how naughty she is. As she has the qualifications to be the king of naughty kids, it is natural for her to bring her friends to play with her "good friend".
The big bluefin bream running in the front had a bright and innocent face and was chasing after the others. He would say from time to time: "Da Feng, let's just sit down and have some fun!"
“No way! Don’t come over here, ahhhhhhh!”
She managed to achieve an abnormal speed beyond her normal level, not giving the other party any chance to catch up with her. She just looked back from time to time. In addition to the bluefin tuna, the entire screen was filled with submarines. This was simply a picture of hell. At least for Dafeng, the so-called hell was just like this.
Although she didn't have the same natural fear of the bluefin tuna as other submarines did, she was still more or less a little scared. Now look at her... the bluefin tuna and a large group of submarine little sisters came to her door, and she said she would just run away.
"Damn it! Forget about the big bluefin tuna, but why do you, a bunch of irrelevant people, want to join in the fun?"
Dafeng was very unhappy. It was bad enough that she was made so embarrassed by the bluefin tuna, but why did the other little submarine sisters also come to cause trouble for her?
"Hahahahaha, I came here because Mackerel said there were some fun big sisters here!"
"Don't worry about the type of ship, we can have fun together!"
"Of course I came here because I thought it was interesting!"
"Let's play together!"
"Hehe, your elder sister from Sakura Empire is so interesting!"
………………
These little submarine girls have no ill intentions, they really just come here for pure fun. It's a pity that Dafeng will not take the initiative to play with these little submarines.
“But I don’t want to play with you guys aaaaaaaaaa!”
Her cries echoed throughout the entire Sakura Empire camp. Today was clearly her precious day as the secretary ship, so why didn't they come to bother her on other days, but only when she was the secretary ship? Don't these damn little ship girls know that days like this will come one day less.
"Da Feng is going to find Master Xiao Le Le. I don't want to play with you guys at all. I beg you to stop chasing me!"
Originally, only the big bluefin tuna liked to chase him, but as more and more new camps appeared in the port area, this naughty troublemaker gathered more and more submarines and expelling little sisters to surround him. Today is a little more exciting, a chase battle limited to submarines.
"You are so cunning, Dafeng, you have always been unwilling to play with me. If you don't play with me today, then I won't let you go to find the commander!"
Then, this mischievous boy made the most uncomfortable speech of the day, knowing full well that Tai Feng would definitely not be able to do such a thing, yet Tai Mackerel still said such words.
“Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu, I don’t want that! I want to go find the Commander!!!!”
For a while, Taiho's screams lingered throughout the entire Sakura Empire camp. The screams were so heartbreaking that they made anyone who heard them cry.
But other colleagues in the Sakura Empire said that they really could do nothing to help, after all, this couple was too special.
"What a disaster! The number of overly active submarines has increased, and Taihou will have a hard time."
Sitting on the edge of the castle tower, looking at Taiho who was being chased and crying below, Feilong said that he could only give her a little more sympathy.
"No, I think it's not just Taiho who's having a hard time."
But my wife next to me said something with deep meaning.
Just as she said, Dafeng is not the only one who has a hard time. Different camps squeezed together naturally lead to problems of varying degrees.
Chapter 492: A World Where Only Fat Dinosaurs Get Injured (Please Subscribe!)
Chapter 492 A World Where Only Fat Dinosaurs Get Injured
Just as my wife complained, the trouble is not limited to them. After all, the conflict between Tai Feng and Da Mackerel is a long-standing one. The current situation is at most just a deterioration on the original basis. But the prominent problem in other places is the trouble caused by the camps, and these troubles can be big or small.
For example, on the Royal side, there was a shameless guy who came to harass the Glorious sisters.
"Your existence is indeed as dazzling as the Glorious class. Although the most dazzling one is still the lovely Commander, the Glorious class ladies are also so beautiful. If you don't mind, please allow me, Littorio, to join your tea party as well."
Recently at the royal Glorious-class tea party, one can often see the conspicuous Littorio coming over and nagging all day long. Moreover, she doesn't stare at other ships, but only at the tea party of the four Glorious-class sisters. It can be seen that she seems to have a special liking for the Glorious-class.
Because from her speech of praise, it can be heard that if Xiao Lele had not appeared, her first target would definitely be the glorious-level people. However, after seeing Xiao Lele, the order in her heart changed, and Xiao Lele has become the first and brightest one in her heart.
Since she had always been humiliated in front of that kid, she decided to change her mood a little and talk to the Glorious Ladies who once ranked first among her.
"Ah, I didn't expect it to be you again today. You really have great perseverance. But if possible, I would rather you use this perseverance in a useful way."
Looking at this face that was no longer unfamiliar, even the Glorious-class elder sister, Glorious, who never gets angry, couldn't help but stroke her forehead and sigh. After all, during this period of time, this Sardinian ship girl who claimed to be the strongest battleship in the Mediterranean had been very diligent in coming to them, the Glorious-class, to "talk", always saying a lot of "dirty words" praising them.
“No, no, no, isn’t this a useful aspect?”
Of course, Glory still underestimated the shamelessness of Littorio, the chatterbox: "I am the poster boy of the Sardinian camp, and I have admired the royal ladies for a long time, so please let me express my praise for you Glory-class today."
Just imagine what kind of mental journey you would have if a stranger kept reciting his own poems aloud in front of you to praise you?
Anyway, shame PLAY is inevitable. They are not as shameless as Littorio. At least they don’t like to listen to embarrassing compliments, not to mention that the other party’s poetry level is really not that good, otherwise why would they always be humiliated in front of Xiao Lele.
Because I have been humiliated too many times by Xiao Lele recently, I have come to the Glorious sisters to regain some self-confidence. However, this has made life difficult for everyone in the Glorious class, especially Weird.
She was definitely the one who had the most unhappy life recently. Facing the older sister who started singing like an ancient Roman poet on the other side, her hand holding the tea was shaking the whole time.
As for why trembling?
Is there any need to ask? Of course, it is to resist the urge to launch carrier-based aircraft.
Maybe she thought she hid it well, but everyone knew that she was not interested in this kind of ladies' tea party at all.
Putting aside the extremely awkward compliments, the other party just stayed here shamelessly and she had no chance to get away.
Compared to this extremely boring ladies' tea party, she was more interested in heavy metal. If it were usual, she would just show up at the tea party symbolically and then find an appropriate reason to leave early, but it was obviously not possible now.
The other party had been praising her, including herself, which meant she couldn't leave easily. If she didn't want to perfectly perform her ladylike role, she would have wanted to overturn the tea table and curse loudly. So she was expecting her other sisters to be unable to stand this shameless idiot who was praising her and would loudly rebuke him.
It's just a pity that the result is that except for her, the other sister ships of the Glorious class are very well-mannered. No one impatiently blamed the other party for the awkward compliments. At most, they just showed a worried expression like Glorious.
Unfortunately, Kewei, who had been trying his best to endure, didn't know that half of the current situation was intentional by Guanghui and the others.
After all, they are sister ships. How could they not know about Kewei's interest and her leaving the previous tea party? There was nothing they could do before, but now they have it.
Yes, it is this uninvited Littorio, who is not a royal ship, but a new ship from outside, and does not know the true interests of the awe-inspiring.
Although it is indeed embarrassing to praise oneself awkwardly, Guanghui and the others said that looking at Kewei's frustrated expression that seemed like he wanted to explode but was suppressing it tightly, they could drink three more cups of black tea. Isn't this more interesting than the topic of the tea party?
Who says the ladies of the Glorious class won't scheme? Even the Glorious class are very sinister. Look... aren't these heartless sister ships just here admiring the completely unaware anxiety of the fearsome ship? It can only be said that the sisterhood of the Glorious class also seems very plastic at a certain period of time.
Looking at the funny expressions of their sisters who seemed to want to explode but couldn't overturn the table due to their character settings, Guanghui and the others politely sipped the black tea again. As the price of the awkward compliments, it was also a pleasure to appreciate the awesome and funny reactions.
Perhaps even Littorio himself did not expect that the reason he was not driven away was not because of his praise, but because he was acting as a "tool ship".
Even the royal maids serving nearby could see this situation, and they just remained silent and watched the fun.
That's right, from the beginning to the end, only Kewei thought she had concealed it perfectly, but who knew that in fact her so-called little interests and her true self had already been exposed. Everyone just chose to pretend to be ignorant because of her fragile self-esteem, but who knew that in fact this kind of behavior was the most damaging to the ship.
After all, except for Littorio, the tool ship, it can be said that everyone knows about it, or it can be said that the clown Claude is the only one performing alone in the whole show.
"Um... is it really okay for us to just watch?"
Faced with such a situation, even Laziness was a little embarrassed to ask, but Sirius covered his mouth with his hand and advised him skillfully: "This is the "hobby" between the glorious ladies. We are just maids. Don't meddle in it."
From this sentence, we can hear the attitude of the royal maid team towards this, which is completely in the mood to watch the fun.
As for Littorio who is trying to justify himself... he is nothing more than a background board. From another perspective, isn't this another form of humiliation?
Chapter 493 A very lively daily life
"Dear colleagues in the port area, are you interested in learning about the glory of the Holy Son? If you join the church now, you can enjoy many benefits. Let us feel the grace brought by the Holy Son, and then let us work together to better spread the glory of the Holy Son."
Now, near the Free Iris camp, you can occasionally see one or more cardinals and knights distributing leaflets. While they are distributing leaflets, you can also hear the suspicious speeches of unknown missionaries.
That’s right, I’m talking about Richelieu, as well as the knights who protected the faith, such as Joan of Arc and Louis XIX.
Originally, their behavior would not be so extreme, but after officially signing the contract and feeling the world of the soul network, they seemed to have turned on some strange switch. Not only did they regard this child as an object of faith, they even created many strange doctrines.
In recent days, he has been standing at the gate of his own camp on a regular basis, distributing leaflets to his colleagues in the port area passing by on the main road, and has also begun to promote strange doctrines.
We should be thankful that Wang Lele is the center of the doctrine. The passing ship girls were very interested in taking the leaflets and stopped to listen. Otherwise, just hearing such suspicious remarks would be enough to be caught by the military police and taken back to the small dark room for interrogation.
"You all should stop it! Even if you don't consider your own face, please consider how embarrassing it will be for me as your neighbor!"
Then, when seeing such a suspicious missionary scene, the passing ship girls can always see another person responsible for containment appearing.
Listening to the angry roar, it was obvious that it was Jean Bart. She borrowed a folding fan from the Sakura Empire for making sarcastic remarks and hit Richelieu's head hard with it.
With a "pop", if this was a human's head, it would have been sent to the intensive care unit on the spot.
But after all, the ship girl is different from ordinary people. She can hit a human with a concussion. Richelieu can respond calmly: "Jean Bart again? How many times have I told you not to disturb me when I am spreading the great glory of the Son of God? Didn't you see that I almost succeeded in converting new members?"
It would have been better if he hadn't said anything. This almost pissed Jean Bart off to death: "Shut up! I have more shame than you! If you succeed in proselytizing, then the Vichy Church will lose all its face. Anyway, stop it! Don't conduct suspicious religious activities here!"
The originally integrated Free Iris and the Vichy Church seemed to have even more serious differences in some aspects because of the issue of Xiao Lele. At least it made Bal feel very embarrassed to stand here and preach so openly.
Richelieu naturally disagreed with this statement, and she naturally refuted: "How can this be considered shameful? We are trying to let more ship girls clearly understand the glory of the Son of God."
"That's enough! I've had enough of you, the missionary leader! If you don't stop today, don't blame me for being rude!"
Jean Bal was so angry that he didn't bother to say any more nonsense. After all, he was the type of person who would never say anything nonsense if he could take action.
Then, the passing ship girls could often see the wonderful battles between sister ships, where they expressed their own great principles and had heated exchanges, which was very exciting to watch. At least the passing ship girls would cheer, and the more unethical green-haired cats would even start betting.
“Aa ...
A sharp scream was heard from the Donghuang camp, and it came from Roma's mouth.
Roma, who had been socially dead in front of everyone before, finally plucked up the courage to come out and wanted to go to Donghuang to find Xiao Lele, or to the girls of Donghuang to build relationships. Although it would not have any practical effect, it could at least ease the embarrassment in his heart.
But when she arrived at Donghuang, it was snack time. When she saw the snacks that Donghuang brought to the table, she let out a sharp scream as if she had seen something horrified.
What on earth did Roma see that made her, who was used to seeing all kinds of big scenes, let out such a sharp scream?
"Oh, isn't this the Rome of Sardinia? What a rare guest! We are trying out your innovative Sardinian dishes. Why don't you come and try them too?"
Seeing strange screams coming from other ships, although Ning Hai thought Roma was very strange, in line with Donghuang's fine virtue of welcoming guests, he waved to her and welcomed her over.
There are already quite a few small ship girls gathered here. After all, when it comes to the diversity of tea and snacks, Donghuang with its diverse cuisine is the most interesting. Even the royal family's indescribable stargazing faction can be transformed into something magical in the hands of Donghuang. So they often come here to get some tea and snacks, and by the way, brainstorm to propose which camp's cuisine to improve. So today we mentioned Sardinian cuisine.
What is Sardinia's most famous cuisine?
Speaking of Sardinia, the first thing that comes to mind is naturally pizza, which is a baked flatbread with a lot of cheese and tomato sauce on it, so there is the scene of the improved version coming out of the oven below.
"You should try it too. This is a creation created with the vampire's valuable advice. It tastes pretty good!"
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