Did you masturbate today Commander?
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Xiao Lele, who had come to his senses, protested to her very cutely: "Don't kiss me, meow! I'm not a child anymore. I'm a man who can stand on my own feet, so don't kiss me randomly, meow!"
This child doesn't like being kissed, even when facing the very close girls from Yixian and Donghuang. It seems that in this child's eyes, the rule of "being kissed" = "child" has been formed.
But... whether he wants to be kissed today is not up to him to decide.
Faced with the child's adorable protest, Yixian couldn't help but give the child another lipstick print on the other cheek, and replied with a smile: "Okay, okay, little Lele is already a man who can stand on his own feet, a very remarkable man."
Looking at the lip prints on the left and right cheeks, which were now symmetrical, she put the child down very happily.
The child had just finished protesting when another lip mark was left on his other cheek, causing him to look very doubtful about life. He even wondered if he had not made his point clear. However, this cute expression of doubt about life seemed to make the girls who were about to take the field even more eager to try.
"Alright! It's my turn next. I didn't expect to encounter such a good thing right after being built. Commander, I will protect you from now on."
This kind of bold and emphasised tone is so recognizable that Binjiang is the only one in the Donghuang camp who can speak with this northern accent.
Although the other Donghuang girls were eager to try, they were still a little shy like southern girls, so they were overtaken by this northern knight.
It's okay to sign a contract, but Xiao Lele jumped up and declared loudly: "I can say it, but you are not allowed to kiss me, meow!"
Faced with such cute resistance, Binjiang didn't take it seriously at all, and even laughed: "Really, it's just a kiss, isn't it? What's there to be entangled about as a man? You look more like a child like this."
"this……"
This statement, which sounded very reasonable, silenced her. At least the reasonable Xiao Lele didn't know how to refute it.
All I can say is that this kid is still too naive and doesn't know how to refute these cunning older sisters. Also because of Binjiang's case, the older sisters behind him know how to fool this picky little cutie.
This is just the beginning. Don’t forget that there is a large group of ship girls waiting to go on stage in the audience seats below. They are lining up to rehearse the oath (?).
Today's port is destined to be spent in the endless repetition of the contract ceremony, but every ship girl feels very happy.
Chapter 488 The core issue has not been resolved
The grand contract ceremony was over. Since there were so many ship girls who needed to sign contracts, the entire contract ceremony lasted from morning to dusk. Especially at dusk, the venue of the ceremony was moved from the Iris Church to the port outside. The reason was that the sunset over the sea outside looked very romantic. In short, the ship girls completely turned a seemingly ordinary contract ceremony into a very solemn and grand pseudo-oath scene.
Not only that, as a preparation time interval, the contract ceremony was played by these ship girls. After all, Richelieu's oath speech was not fixed. She accepted the personalized speeches of other ship girls. That was the red thick leather book in her hand. Do you think it was the Bible? In fact, the small book was filled with many personalized oaths proposed by the ship girls themselves, so most of them were different in a day. In order to make their contract ceremony look a little special, everyone could be said to have put a lot of thought into it.
As for the results, everyone was very satisfied with their contract ceremony and were also looking forward to the next stage of the oath ceremony. With the current contract ceremony as a reference, they had probably figured out how to conduct the oath ceremony when the time came.
The only person in the whole audience who was doubting his life might be Xiao Lele. Xiao Lele was the only one who remained unchanged, standing there accepting the fancy oath of the ship girl.
By the end of the entire ceremony, the child was already lying on the trophy stand, exhausted, with a look of burnt-out energy.
In fact, he was really burned out, because there were lipstick marks from the ship girls all over the child's face and uniform.
Even though they were clearly told not to kiss, these older sisters and younger sisters turned a deaf ear and continued kissing in all kinds of fancy ways.
Sure enough, the most tired one is the child. Not only does he have to face the contract ceremony of hundreds of ship girls in a day, but he also has to be hugged and kissed by these big sisters and little sisters. Little Lele said that it is more tiring than running extra hours.
It was precisely because of the high-intensity contract ceremony process yesterday that the child was exhausted. Today, Yixian and everyone unanimously decided to give the child a day off. The tired little Lele showed a rare tendency to stay in bed the next day, lying in his cat box for a long time without coming out.
For this purpose, several girls from Donghuang stayed in the room, waiting for the child to come out of the cat box so that they could take care of him.
On the other side, the ship girls had another important matter to discuss, so they gathered in a large conference room in the commander's office building in the central district.
"Everyone, the situation is still very unclear."
Bismarck held his chin with both hands and made ambiguous remarks with a serious expression.
However, colleagues who are familiar with her know that this is not bad. In fact, she should be very happy at the moment. After all, if she is in a bad mood, her face will definitely not be expressionless, but a cold face with an even colder temperature.
It was obvious that yesterday's contract ceremony had put the Iron-Blooded Chief Flagship in a good mood, otherwise there wouldn't be a silly atmosphere with flowers popping out of it around him.
But no matter how happy we are, we cannot cover up the problem.
Although the contract was successfully concluded, the problem was not solved. No one had forgotten what the main purpose of holding the contract ceremony was. Wasn't it to get the intelligence clues about Xiao Lele?
But the result?
The contract ceremony was indeed completed, and they were indeed connected to the soul network afterwards. Although they had been watching the child's shining soul network on a daily basis, after officially connecting to the child's soul network, they were still deeply shocked by the pure white and flawless soul network.
Even those with a high level of education didn't know what words to use to describe it, but they were indeed completely immersed in this flawless and beautiful world. The weak-willed ship girls were completely lost in this pure white soul network, just like...
“Hehe…hahaha…hehehe…”
In a corner of the conference room, some of the ship girls showed silly smiles. Yes, they were talking about Richelieu and Jeanne d'Arc. They had been completely immersed in Xiao Lele's pure white soul network. Their current state was no different from that of a wrecked ship.
We can no longer count on these big sisters who have become wrecked ships to help. Look at those silly big sisters with smiles on their faces, without a trace of the dignity of a cardinal or a knight of the faith. They are destined to be useless.
After all, Xiao Lele's soul network is too stimulating. Most of the destroyers and submarines with weaker resistance have been paralyzed at close range. Today, the little sisters all stayed in their dormitories to lie down and rest. It seems that only the big sisters can come out today.
The older sisters with stronger wills, such as Bismarck and Enterprise, are trying hard to find the boy that Egil and the others mentioned in the pure white soul world.
Unfortunately, in that infinite soul world, they were shocked by the pure white world, but they could not find the clues they wanted in this world, so the current scene happened.
Resisting the temptation to immerse himself in the pure white network, Enterprise and many of his colleagues worked hard to find clues in the soul network, but they still could not find the answers they wanted.
"I'm telling the truth! I did see a hazy figure through my own ship's outfit at that time, and that figure was definitely the young commander!"
Egil was so excited that he stood up and slammed the table to emphasize loudly, as if he was afraid that others would think he was lying.
"Calm down, Egil. I don't suspect you of lying, but it is an indisputable fact that we still haven't found any clues."
Bismarck, who had not expected such a smooth process, sighed: "Anyway, we have successfully connected to the commander's soul network. In the future, we will have more opportunities to explore other clues. At least this time, the purpose of our contract has been achieved. Next, seeking the truth in the soul network will be our main goal in the future, so..."
"Hehe... Commander... Akagi wants to dye you red..."
Listening to the whispers around him, a vein popped out on Bismarck's forehead, and he couldn't help but issue a warning: "So before this, some ships should restrain themselves! Don't always indulge in enjoyment. We now have a common goal. Don't keep indulging in it just for the sake of enjoyment. I'm talking to you, a bunch of useless ships! Cheer up!"
It was because Akagi was not the only one who made these hulk-like remarks. There were also various unbearable whispers coming from the surroundings, and it seemed that there were many older sisters with weak wills.
In such an important private internal meeting, what she hated most were these slacking idiots. Not only could they not help at all, but they also only cared about enjoying themselves. She also wanted to immerse herself in it.
Chapter 489: The new ship girls who are fearless like newborn calves (Please order the whole thing!)
Chapter 489: The New Ship Girls Are Not Afraid of Tigers
Until now, people have only talked about the strength of Xiao Lele's soul network. Only after the contract can one actually feel its grandeur. In such a huge and pure spiritual network, not every ship girl can control it. Needless to say, the little sisters are naturally a bit stimulating to them. After all, even the older sisters can't stand it.
Even so, Bismarck actually gave enough understanding. After all, she had experienced it and understood that such a soul network was still a bit too stimulating for them, the ship girls.
But understanding is one thing, and it is not incomprehensible that one can take a break if one is not in good condition. What she really cannot understand is what those ship girls who are in abnormal condition but insist on coming here to "go crazy" are thinking.
I'm talking about those useless idiots like Akagi, Taihou, Cheshire, and Frederick. They are obviously not in a state of mind that is suitable for coming to the meeting, but they still show up here, and make "crazy" noises from time to time. Aren't they just coming here to cause trouble for them?
Hearing that their "crazy" behavior could get them sent to the gendarmerie cell for reflection at any moment, Bismarck, who had a good mood and temper, would get angry. Look, he slammed the table and stood up.
"My child... my child... my child's world is so pure... and as a mother, I am so unclean..."
It would be fine if only other camps were "going crazy", but the problem was that the target of the madness included his own Iron Blood Camp, and one of the camps that actually held power. This made Bismarck very uncomfortable, and he didn't know how to start reprimanding.
"Ahahaha...Everyone, don't take it too seriously. After all, the Commander's soul network is so special that it's not that hard to understand their current reactions."
In the end, it was Mikasa who came out and tried to end the situation amicably, but if you looked closely, you could still see that Mikasa's ears were red, and it seemed that she was still very upset.
Because Nagato has been wrapped like a ball of fox fur due to the strong stimulation of the soul network, he has no choice but to let senior Mikasa speak on behalf of Sakura Empire.
"Don't worry about it. It's just because your soul network is so good. Just treat it as training for daily situations in the future. We must always maintain a connection with your soul network."
Gangut said this, but her face was flushed as if she was drunk.
In fact, everyone's situation is similar. Gangut is a relatively strong type. Connecting to Xiao Lele's soul network can not only obtain all-round enhancement, but also feel alternative sensory stimulation. In short, it is very comfortable for them, the ship girls.
In this regard, Veneto, who joined the camp later, also felt that he should show his presence: "Ahem, I think what this colleague from the Northern Alliance said makes sense. After all, the commander's soul network is indeed a bit "stimulating" for the first time accessing the ship girl. Even Littorio is soaking in the bathhouse today and doesn't want to come out to watch."
That's right, the extremely self-centered Littorio was absent today, but it was not because she was over-stimulated, but because she wanted to feel the "stimulation" of the soul network while taking a comfortable bath. Overall, she really knows how to enjoy life.
"Let's continue the meeting. I don't think it makes much sense to dwell on this. Even if the Royal Navy's flagship is not here, the agenda should continue."
It was Belfast who spoke this time. After all, Elizabeth was still lying in her bed and unable to get out. Not only her, but many ship girls from the royal camp were absent. Apparently, this kind of stimulation was too strong for the royal lady.
Based on the above advice, Bismarck had no choice but to ignore those colleagues who were acting crazy from time to time.
"Okay, let's get back to the point. After discussing this matter, everyone should know that none of us has encountered any information about the boy we met in the soul network. We still know nothing about the commander. This is definitely not a situation that can be laughed at. This also means that we are in a very passive position. After all, we can't just go to the Sirens and ask them face to face, "What is the relationship between this child and you Sirens?" I believe you don't want to see such a ridiculous and embarrassing scene."
Glancing at the shipgirls in the same port area, Bismarck felt it necessary to emphasize the seriousness of the problem: "The last time the unexplained loss of control occurred, the commander had already penetrated the port area once. I believe you don't want to be penetrated a second time in the same way."
Speaking of this incident, the ship girls who had experienced Wang Lele's abnormal state incident last time all had a deep understanding of it. I'm afraid they would never have thought that one day it was not the Siren who broke through the port area, but the kitten. Although it turned into a teenager, this was definitely the most humiliating battle in the ship girls' lives.
Although she comforted herself afterwards by saying that she did not dare to put in any effort because the target was Wang Lele, she knew deep down that even if she could do it all over again, even if she let them go all out, the final outcome would not be different.
He has such an exaggerated fighting power just in his youth form. What if he appears in his youth form in the future? Or will his fighting power become even stronger as he gets older?
I don’t know... None of them could give an answer. The information they knew about Wang Lele’s existence was extremely limited.
"Interesting! If this happens again, be sure to call me! I want to see what kind of tough guy is able to defeat all the ship girls in the entire port area."
Binjiang expressed great interest. With the bold character of a northern knight, she said she really wanted to fight with the unusual Xiao Lele.
Speaking of which, there were quite a few new ship girls present who had not experienced Wang Lele’s unusual behavior, and their attitude was completely typical of a newborn calf who is not afraid of a tiger.
Perhaps they have never thought about losing to anyone other than Siren. Once they lose once, I believe they will understand this feeling of powerlessness and anxiety.
“Humph, this is a joke. I wasn’t there at the time. Otherwise, how could a mere commander have penetrated the port area?”
But before that, Prince Rupprecht and others expressed disdain for this.
As the last to join the camp, Veneto also said that it was hard to imagine such a scene: "To be honest, I didn't see it with my own eyes. Even if you said so, I still find it hard to believe that the lovely commander could... could penetrate the entire port area?"
Not only her, but all the ship girls in the entire Sardinia camp expressed doubts. After all, it was too ridiculous, just like the idea that ship suits could transform and combine.
Chapter 490 A New Stage (Please Order the Whole Book!)
Chapter 490 A New Stage
There are many things in this world that are hard to believe unless you see them with your own eyes, such as the miraculous dream-level existence of Xiao Lele, the fact that the ship suit can transform and combine, and the fact that this cute little kitten actually has the hard power to break through the entire port area. No matter which one of them is mentioned alone, no one will believe it.
gradually……
This meeting gradually turned into a discussion on the incident of Wang Lele's abnormal form last time. Everyone mainly focused on whether they believed that the child had the strength to break through the entire port area, or whether they firmly believed that they had the strength to absolutely stop the other party.
Yixian and the others did not stop the discussion of the new ship girls who had not experienced the last incident, and even understood their doubts. After all, who would believe such a thing if they had not experienced it personally? You know, ship girls have a natural confidence in their own strength. Of course, this was before they were defeated.
Discussions aside, some things still need to be concluded. For this reason, Bismarck spoke again: "Whether you have experienced the abnormal incident last time or not, as a ship coming over, I have the obligation to remind you, that is, don't underestimate the commander. Whether it is the cute appearance or the pure white soul network, these are all existences that we could not imagine before, and this child itself is challenging our common sense, so don't use common sense to judge our commander, otherwise you will fall. By the way, there is one more thing, that is, be absolutely careful not to let the Sirens contact our commander at will. Now the relationship between the commander and the Sirens is not clear, we must protect the commander!"
It was a warning, a reminder, and a caution. Anyway, Bismarck had said everything that needed to be said. As a newly joined ship girl, she had fulfilled the necessary obligation to remind. It was up to them whether to listen or not.
But jokes aside, they still knew the quality of Bismarck's ships. Since she said it so seriously, it must be no joke.
Apart from joking, they also had to adjust their mindset. After all, there was indeed some connection between Xiao Lele and Siren, and this was one of the issues they had to face.
"I will protect my fiancé, you guys can do whatever you need to do."
The witch, with a hint of charming blush on her face, took the opportunity to make a declaration. Since opening her heart, August has completely regarded herself as Xiao Lele's fiancée. It can only be said that in order to deceive into marriage, these big sisters will use any means.
Unfortunately, they don't know that what they know now is actually what the Sirens let them know, including the current peace, which was also deliberately arranged by the Sirens. It can only be said that when all this is revealed, these ship girls will definitely go crazy.
During the meeting, the scene shifted from the ground to the underground, which was the secret base built by Zero. After the ship girls completed the contract, this group of scattered Sirens gathered together again for a rare occasion.
Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
The Purifier took out a small firecracker and blew it up, immediately sending out a large number of colorful fireworks. She also cheered as if she was celebrating a birthday party: "Celebrate! Celebrate! Celebrate warmly! The "Singularity" has finally completed the contract!"
However, the expressionless observer and Zero cast cold eyes at her, which formed a sharp contrast with their lively attitude.
It was absolutely impossible for the Purifier to cheer except for itself. It looked extremely awkward, but the ship in question had absolutely no sense of self-awareness at all.
But afterwards, seeing them looking at him with cold faces, the Purifier, who had no self-awareness at all, tried to act cute and get away with it: "Huh? Why are you all smiling without any expression? Our experimental agency has achieved a major growth progress in the "Singularity". Isn't this something worth celebrating?"
Sometimes I really don’t know whether she is pretending to be stupid or she is really stupid. At least at this point, she has already run into the other side’s gun.
"You'd better be glad that you're really stupid, and that something good happened today, so you're not going to end up sinking to the bottom of the sea. I don't want to hear your stupid celebration again."
Looking at the stupid face that was totally devoid of any cuteness, the observers rarely drove their octopus ships forward to perform difficult PLAY. Perhaps it was because Xiao Lele's completion of the contract was indeed a big step forward in promoting the important projects of the experimental agency, and they finally completed a lot of work, but they were not in any happy mood.
As for why they were not in a happy mood, they did not want to say more.
Maybe the Purifier is really stupid. She finally escaped the fate of being sunk, but she continued to jump happily on the minefield: "Huh? Why? This is obviously something worth celebrating. The purpose of our experimental agency is to record the existence data of the "singularity" to the maximum extent. The contract with the ship girl is the most important part of the whole project. You were complaining about the trouble of advancing this stage before, but now it has been completed in excess, so you should be happy."
I have to say... she knows how to jump back and forth between life and death. The observer who originally wanted to let the other party go suddenly changed his mind.
Snapped!
With a snap of his fingers, the octopus ship that had been standing still nearby trapped the Purifier who was talking non-stop, then drilled into the hole leading to the outside and skillfully dealt with the large non-flammable Siren waste.
After all, there was no way to escape such a ridiculous result. The troublesome guy finally left, and the observer turned to Zero again: "Although that idiot's words were annoying, at least one thing he said was right. The second phase of the big work has been completed. We will have nothing to do for at least a long time. What are your plans?"
To this, Zero replied: "I have no plans. I will continue to maintain my identity with the Singularity. On this basis, I hope you can keep a close eye on the Purifiers. I don't want to cause any trouble."
She didn't know since when, but the Observer became the guardian of the Purifier. At least she was very reluctant to accept this fact.
The observer raised his eyebrows and shot back, "Don't worry about it. You should also pay attention and don't get too deeply into the role you set for yourself."
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