Did you masturbate today Commander?

Even though Cleveland was helping to cover, Xiao Lele was still a little worried. After all, the opponent's head seemed to have a problem just now: "Is it really okay, meow?"

"It will be fine! Please don't worry, Commander!"

In the end, it was Reno himself who answered loudly, and what stood out was his expression of “Very good! Very energetic.”

"If you need anything, remember to go check on Akashi or the Goddess of the Kitchen, meow. I'll be back to the office first, meow."

"Yes! Commander, please go slowly!!"

As he watched the child leave, the smile on Reno's face became more and more unbearable, and he began to laugh foolishly, which would be caught by the military police and questioned: "The commander's jade feet, the commander's reproach, the commander's worry, the commander's inertia, the commander's..."

Oh no, this ship girl who always talks about justice seems to be becoming more and more unjust in some ways.

Although the other ship girls were disgusted with her condition, they expressed their understanding. After all, the more severe the withdrawal symptoms, the more abnormalities will be manifested, and Reno is the best example.

Back to Xiao Lele, he is still the same. He just doesn't like to take the right path, but instead performs "quantum teleportation" in the bushes. When he returns to the commander's office in the central area, he is ready to start work as usual.

"Meow?"

But when he stepped into the office, he seemed to find that the situation was a little different from usual.

When he walked into the office, he saw Yixian, Enterprise, Elizabeth, Nagato, Bismarck, Soviet Rossiya, Richelieu, Jean Bart and Veneto.

They are not the secretary ships of this batch, but they are the flagships that can represent their respective camps. But they are all gathered here now, which is enough to prove that something must have happened, and it may be a big thing, otherwise why would they gather on the flagships of their respective camps?

Seeing that it was not today's secretary ship, Xiao Lele tilted her head with a big question mark on her head and asked them, "What do you have to do today?"

Seeing the kid coming back, the flagships stopped discussing and gave him a determined look.

Finally, Yixian came to the child as a representative and squatted down in front of him: "Today, there are indeed some important matters that I need to confirm with the commander in person."

"Sure, meow. Yixian, what do you want to confirm? I will tell you the truth, meow."

Listening to the child's sweet voice, Yixian couldn't help but reveal a gentle smile on her face, as if she was facing her own child, or her own husband.

"We were thinking that after going through so many things and so much time, it's about time for us to formally sign a contract with you, Commander."

When Yixian said this, he seemed a little shy, as if he was saying something embarrassing.

But it doesn't seem to be something difficult to understand. After all, for ship girls, concluding a contract is similar to the engagement stage, and as for concluding a vow, it is just like going directly to the church to get married.

So what she said just now was equivalent to saying that she wanted to get engaged to this child. As a reserved woman from the south of the Yangtze River, she was naturally a little shy to speak up.

Elizabeth proudly declared, "Mmmmm! Feel lucky. You are about to become the most noble person in the royal family, second only to the king."

"I have finally waited until this day. I am finally going to be baptized by the Holy Son."

"That's enough. Stop making such a disgusting self-righteous face."

Listening to Richelieu's self-touching speech again, Barr could not help but make a few sarcastic remarks.

"Anyway, this is the most important thing that must be arranged in daily life."

Don’t be fooled by the serious look of the company, his ears are already red.

Chapter 485: Important Matters That Should Have Been Carried Out Long Ago

Maybe it's because everyone can see Xiao Lele every day, so everyone subconsciously ignores this crucial issue, that is, they have not yet established a contractual relationship with Xiao Lele. Although the relationship has been established in official documents, they are indeed the ship girls under Xiao Lele's name, but the problem is that none of them have established a formal contractual relationship with this child, even Yixian, the initial ship, is no exception... No, it's not that none of them have.

Don't forget that group of ship-mounted dragons. After all, the reason why those ship-mounted dragons were able to transform and combine is because they directly signed a contract with this child. So the current situation is very strange, and it can even be said to be an unheard-of weird case.

How could someone skip the ship girl and directly contract with the ship equipment? Moreover, through the ship equipment that is directly contracted as the source, the ship girl sees the contract scene that the ship equipment sees. This situation is extremely special. If it is made public, it will definitely be special enough to be written into textbooks.

Whether it was Egil or August, they had both tried to express the hazy scenes they saw through the ship outfit, especially the hazy figure in pure white. No one cared much about it at first, but after Xiao Lele showed an abnormal growth form last time, everyone had to pay attention to it. No clues could be found on Xiao Lele, but maybe some valuable clues could be found in the soul network after the contract.

Unfortunately, this special case only occurred in Egil and August. Later, when the Northern Alliance signed the ship equipment contract, Soviet Rossiya said that they had never seen the situation described by Egil. It can be said that many aspects of the situation have been in an ambiguous stage.

It's not just the Iron Blood's ship equipment, even the Northern Alliance's ship equipment has been contracted with Xiao Lele, but what about their ship girls?

Not one, that's right, not one. It's not wrong to say that this group of ship girls lost the ship. Even the ship uniforms got there first. On the other hand, if the ship uniforms had more emotions, they would definitely laugh at these ship girls who lost the ship.

After going through so much, even the port area has expanded from the original five camps to the current nine camps. Although Xiao Lele has been in office for a short time, everyone agrees that they have experienced a lot and it is time to formally conclude the contract.

Whether it is for themselves or for pursuing clues to the truth, it is absolutely imperative to conclude a contract, so now there is a scene where the flagships of all major camps gather here.

When Xiao Lele heard this, three dots seemed to appear on his head, as if he was waiting for the cat's head to react.

Then after realizing what was happening, the child actually said, "We haven't signed a contract yet, meow?"

My goodness, the daily life is so daily that the kid has forgotten that he has not yet signed a contract with a ship girl. Or maybe the current situation has made it seem that whether or not to sign a contract is not so important.

So the kid said something even more explosive: "Why don't we just keep it like this, meow."

Anyway, with such powerful dragons around, they can transform into various Gundams and protect the ship girls themselves. The dragons also expressed their willingness to transform and combine to fight the enemy.

""""""no!!!""""""

Unexpectedly, this proposal was unanimously refuted by the nine ship girls.

Just kidding, they would never admit that they have always coveted this child's soul network. As commanders and serious ship girls, it would be too strange for them not to sign the contract. That's right, they are just fulfilling their obligations as commanders and ship girls. As long as the contract is concluded, then the oath can't be far away.

"Meow?!"

Maybe it was the overly consistent voices of opposition, or maybe it was everyone's overly serious expressions, but in any case, Xiao Lele was scared by them and took a step back.

Realizing that he was frightened by his overreaction, Soviet Rossiya quickly explained: "Comrade Commander, signing a contract is a very serious and necessary ceremony. We should have done it a long time ago, instead of waiting until now. It is better to say that the moment we called you Comrade Commander, we should have signed the contract!"

It was delayed before due to various things. If the Northern United Camp had been decisive at that time, it might have been the first camp to conclude a contract, instead of the current situation where the camps are restrained from each other.

As the last to join the camp, Veneto actually got the most benefit, so she smiled and said, "Commander, signing a contract is a very sacred thing. Don't say such things casually in the future."

As if afraid that the child would say something similar, Bismarck also spoke up: "Commander, as the first ship girl to follow you, the relationship between us is definitely not limited to a document. We should take further concrete actions, such as formally concluding a contract."

Nagato did not say anything, but lowered his head with a flushed face, as if he was too shy to know how to start the conversation. However, it was obvious that his intention was the same as everyone else's, so today's proposal could be said to be inevitable.

Even Jeanbal said, "It's just a kitten, are you looking down on us?"

In the end, Yixian personally stepped forward and comforted (stroking?) Xiao Lele: "Since we are your ship girls, we naturally have to sign a contract. This is an indispensable part, and the ship girls in the entire port area are eagerly waiting."

That’s right, today’s proposal represents the will of all the ship girls in the entire port area.

It had been shelved or forgotten before due to various problems, but with the expansion of the camp, this proposal must not be shelved or postponed anymore.

Although there are currently nine known camps, who knows if a tenth one will emerge? Moreover, as the number of camps and ship girls increases, their status in Xiao Lele's heart will also decrease. Of course, this is their own idea.

"Well...well, we should indeed carry out this ritual. Since you guys never mentioned it, I thought you guys were unwilling to do it, meow."

After all their persuasion, Xiao Lele agreed easily. It was not a big deal anyway.

After all, they are all his own ship girls. The headquarters system information has long been logged in to the port area ship girls' information that belongs to him. This child is a contented person, so he is satisfied with just this.

Moreover, because this group of ship girls never mentioned any further information about the contract, the child did not intend to force them to answer. Over time, even he had forgotten about it. He did not expect that they would suddenly bring up this matter today.

When the ship girls heard him say this, a smile appeared on their faces at the same time, a smile of wish fulfillment.

Chapter 486 Miaole felt that he was fooled

Under normal circumstances, ordinary commanders are eager to sign a contract as soon as the ship girl agrees to join, and they can't wait to do it in the next second. They are not like Xiao Lele, who forgets such an important matter as soon as she turns around. The ship girls even dare to believe that if they don't bring it up, they might really forget it.

This is the top priority for the ship girls. It was wrong to be forgotten for so long, and now... they have to make up for the initial regret. They want to be Xiao Lele's ship girls, both in name and in fact. They don't want to be pointed out in the future that their relationship is only on paper.

Therefore, the news that Xiao Lele agreed to conclude the contract spread throughout the entire port area in an instant. It goes without saying that the ship girls who heard the news were definitely very happy and looking forward to it.

Compared to the more solemn and grand oaths, contracts are actually more casual and can be carried out anytime and anywhere.

But how could the contract with Xiao Lele be concluded so casually? They had to prepare brand new clothes and use cosmetics that they had never used before. You have to know that ship girls are an "unchanging" species. They have the beauty and unchanging posture that human women envy the most. Cosmetics are completely meaningless to them.

Now, in order to sign a contract with this child, they even want to use the cosmetics that they used to despise. They want to make themselves look more beautiful.

The preparations for signing the contract were also very quick. If conditions permitted, they would have wanted to sign the contract the moment Xiao Lele agreed. However, "engagement" was still a bit particular. They wanted to show their most beautiful side to the child, or in other words, sign the contract with their best side.

The style of painting is now very strange. The attitude that was originally supposed to be that of the human commanders has been transferred to the ship girls, as if they are the human commanders who have contracted Xiao Lele (the ship girl?). It can only be said that things change over time. If other human commanders see this scene, they will definitely pick up Xiao Lele and do a big spin and cheer. It is simply adding history to the profession of commander.

With everyone's anticipation and eager preparation, time came to noon of the next day. Originally, they needed more time to prepare, but when they thought about signing a contract with Xiao Lele, they didn't want to wait even a day longer. Being able to endure one night was already their biggest limit. Even if it was one second earlier, they wanted to complete the contract ceremony with him.

The time came to the next day, but the location was a bit strange, because the place where the contract was signed was actually in the Iris Church.

The originally empty Iris Church welcomed a full house of ship girls today. There was also a group of busy barbarians and command cats around it, and many ship girls were nervously checking whether their makeup and costumes were inappropriate. Everyone was busy preparing for the important contract work that was to come.

Maybe only Xiao Lele was sitting on the stage with a puzzled look on his face... Let me correct this: Xiao Lele was now sitting on a raised trophy platform. Yes, it was a high platform used to place trophies or prizes. Xiao Lele was sitting on this raised platform, looking at everyone who was busy with their work with a blank look on his face, as if he had encountered something incomprehensible.

Unable to understand, he couldn't help asking from the raised platform, "Aren't we going to sign a contract? We can just do it in the office building, why do we have to come to the church?"

Is my memory wrong?

He remembered what the commanders had taught him before, that although contracts were not something that shipgirls would easily agree to, the place where a contract could be fulfilled could be anytime and anywhere, and compared to an oath, it was not so particular.

In response to the child's question, Yixian, who was standing by and waiting, explained to him: "Concluding a contract is a very important matter. Since it is an important matter, it is natural to do it in the church, and it can be regarded as a rehearsal for the oath."

In fact, they were eager to move on to the oath as soon as the contract was completed, but unfortunately they couldn't find a suitable reason to fool the child, otherwise they would definitely rush to the final stage without any moral principles.

As the child's initial ship, she naturally enjoyed the treatment of being the first to come up and sign a contract. At the same time, as the first initial camp to accept Xiao Lele, all the girls in the Donghuang camp naturally enjoyed the priority order of contract after Yixian, which made the ship girls in other camps very envious.

But there is no way out. Now is the time to pay for the consequences of their arrogance.

After Yixian and Donghuang camps, it was Richelieu, then the Monarch and Newcastle who were the first to discover Xiao Lele and almost succeeded in getting rid of her citizenship, and the Royal camp that took advantage of them. After that, it was in turn according to the ship girls who had a close relationship with Xiao Lele and the accompanying camps. It could be said that everything was arranged very clearly.

Don't ask why Richelieu can be inserted behind Donghuang alone. The reason is the home advantage. The cardinal's behavior of eating alone was criticized by his colleagues in his own camp, but Richelieu said he didn't care at all.

Back to Xiao Lele, the doubt on his face did not resolve in response to her explanation. Instead, he tilted his head in confusion: "Is that so, meow? It's completely different from what the previous commanders described, meow."

Ning Hai patted his chest and explained: "Your commanders don't know anything at all, just listen to us, what can be more official than our own explanation!"

Hearing her words, Xiao Lele frowned her cute little brows. It seemed that what the other party said made some sense, but there seemed to be something wrong.

It was too difficult for this naive child to understand word games of this level. In the end, she could only nod her head in confusion, a typical reaction of trying to get away with something. But in a way, what she said just now was indeed correct. They are KanColle, and what could be more authoritative than their official explanation?

"We are ready. Due to the number of contracted ship girls present, we need to start as soon as possible. Please take your positions. If there are no problems, we will start in two minutes."

After Richelieu, the master of ceremonies, gave the reminder, everyone began to prepare nervously, just like a bride and groom waiting to take the wedding oath.

Perhaps this analogy is a bit outrageous, but in reality, there seems to be nothing wrong with saying this. It is better to say that this group of despicable older sisters all want to deceive people into marriage. If children were not so difficult to deceive, they might have gotten married collectively today.

After a round of intense preparations, Yixian and Donghuang both stood on the stage, while the other ship girls whose turn was not so soon lined up in the audience and acted as spectators.

Chapter 487: Contract (Pledge?) in Progress (Please subscribe!)

Chapter 487: Contract (Pledge?) in Progress

To be honest, such a scene is taking place at this moment in the Iris Church, which belongs to the Free Iris Camp in the Alaska Port Area. The scene presented to everyone at this moment is definitely not a contract. The first impression is that a wedding is taking place in the church.

Although no one was wearing wedding dresses, and even if some individual ships wanted to stand out by wearing wedding dresses, they were finally suppressed by their own flagship, which threatened, "If you don't obey, then don't sign the contract." Such threats were obviously very effective, at least all of Frederick's problem ships compromised.

In a corner of the Iris Church, a band composed of Manjiu and Conductor Cat began to play a grand piece of music. Now it looked more and more like a wedding. Xiao Lele, watching this scene, still had a puzzled expression on his face. Obviously, this scene was incompatible with the Ship Girl Contract that he knew.

Richelieu, who was serving as the master of ceremonies, coughed lightly and said, "Ahem, then please come forward, we are going to start the contract oath now."

It was just a symbolic dialogue. Xiao Lele was already standing on the raised trophy stand, and Yixian walked up to the child.

Although she was not wearing a wedding dress and was still dressed in the same cheongsam as usual, she seemed to have used some rouge and powder. The light makeup made her look more beautiful than usual.

Sure enough, even Yixian would care about such an important ceremony, and even took out rouge and powder that he had never used before.

Richelieu went straight to the oath level: "Sir, are you willing to stand together with your ship girl under any circumstances? Are you willing to never betray each other with your ship girl?"

Xiao Lele did not answer immediately. Her face, which was originally full of doubts, suddenly showed a cute expression of "I am young, but don't lie to me" after she finished speaking. This is not a contract formation at all. He and the barbarians have also watched TV dramas. Isn't this just a replica of a church wedding?

Then he immediately expressed his doubts: "Richelieu, are you really in a contract, meow?"

Richelieu stretched out his hand and touched his lips, winking at him and reminding him: "Sir, now is the solemn oath moment, you should answer, not question. If you don't answer immediately, it will be a great disrespect to your contracted ship girl."

It's totally like forcing a cat to be put on the shelf, just fool and deceive.

Although he was fooled, the contract still had to be carried out. Xiao Lele could only suppress his doubts temporarily and turned to Yixian and replied: "Of course I am willing, meow, Yixian, you are my starting ship, my comrade-in-arms, we will be in the same boat from now on meow!"

For some reason, the answer that came out of his mouth was very unromantic. It was the kind of straightforward statement that he would only make when facing his comrades.

Even so, Yixian was still very happy, because this was an answer that came from the child's heart, without a trace of hypocrisy, just as pure and flawless as his soul network.

Then Richelieu turned to Yixian and began the next stage: "Yixian, are you willing to stand together with the Holy Son under any circumstances? Are you willing to never betray each other with your commander?"

There was no need to hesitate for this question. Yixian immediately gave an answer: "I am willing to give everything I have to protect this child."

Originally, the form of concluding a contract was much simpler than it is now. It would be completed as long as both parties nodded in agreement and shook hands. There was absolutely no need to be as solemn and grand as it is now. This was just a "small" requirement added by the ship girls themselves.

After both parties completed the contract oath, it was already complete. Richelieu, as the master of ceremonies, just added a symbolic sentence: "Here, I declare that you are officially legal contract partners."

It cannot be said that they are very similar, it can only be said that they are exactly the same. Isn't this a typical wedding process?

After the host finished his declaration, Yixian lifted up Xiao Lele, who had not yet reacted, with both hands, and then gave the child a big kiss on the fair and tender face, leaving a bright red lip mark on the fair little face.

"Meow?!"