Did you masturbate today Commander?

The Unicorn seemed a little overwhelmed and asked other secretary ships for help.

August decisively issued a unanimous decision: "What should we do? Of course we should go back and call everyone to a meeting! This is no small matter!"

This is absolutely a no-brainer. While serving as secretary ships, they also have special authority, which is the authority to issue emergency messages to their own camp.

After reaching a unanimous consensus, the secretary ships of each camp jointly issued an emergency call-up notice to their own camp.

In less than half an hour, the ship girls from the entire port area moved towards the central conference room at the fastest speed. The originally empty conference room was suddenly filled with ship girls from various camps.

Screenshots of the exercise exchange meeting were displayed on a large screen directly above the companies sitting at one of the tables. After the initial discussion, everyone knew what had happened.

For some reason, she was wearing glasses and holding her chin with both hands. As if possessed by a certain commander, she spoke very seriously: "Everyone, a very serious situation has occurred. Our port area is about to welcome foreign ship girls. Everyone knows the current situation in the port area. It is definitely not something that can be known to foreign ship girls."

Nagato raised his hand and expressed his thoughts: "Um... can't we just turn it down?"

In response, Bismarck answered on behalf of Enterprise: "If the commander knew about this, he could have postponed it before, but now seeing how enthusiastic the commander is, I want to ask you, what kind of reason should you use to dampen your enthusiasm and postpone it?"

Sure enough, this sentence stumped everyone. After all, no one wanted to do anything that would cause trouble to Xiao Lele.

They definitely wouldn't dare to do anything to reject Xiao Lele, so they had no choice but to vent their anger in other ways.

The first to bear the brunt was naturally Akagi, who first caught the Governor-General's Office and started to attack: "What on earth is the human Governor-General doing? Have they forgotten the specialness of this place? They even arranged a show exchange. I don't want to communicate so much with these foreign women. Hey! Five Carriers, have you contacted the Governor-General?"

Zuikaku was caught off guard by the question and quickly replied, "Sorry, I don't know what happened at the Governor's Office, and I haven't been able to contact them."

This made Taiho very upset: "Those damn humans just disappeared at the critical moment!"

"Let's put the matter of the Governor's Office aside for now. The key is how to deal with the upcoming exercise exchange meeting. The commander seems to be full of energy."

Bismarck brought the topic back to the topic. No matter what the issues of settling accounts were, the most urgent issue now was how to conceal it.

"Perhaps... we can try to fight back the port area that came here for the exercise and exchange?"

Since they couldn't think of a solution with Xiao Lele, they simply tried to find a solution from another port ship girl who came to participate in the exercise. The easiest way was naturally to strike first.

This plan was rejected by Belfast: "It's a good idea, but if we can't absolutely guarantee that the young master will not know about it, I don't recommend this reckless plan."

What she meant was "unless the image of our royal family in the eyes of the young master can be 100% guaranteed, our royal family will not participate in such unguaranteed actions." It can only be said that this head maid is unexpectedly cunning.

Gangut gradually became annoyed by the plans that were rejected one after another: "This is not possible, and that is not possible. So what should we do? Exercise exchanges are now imperative, unless we use unconventional force."

It seemed that she had no choice but to say such words, but in fact it had indeed come to this.

Pinghai couldn't help but ask the two pillars of his family, "Sister Yixian, Sister Zhenhai, what should we do?"

"Actually, it's not completely hopeless."

It was surprising that such words came out of Zhenhai's mouth.

Upon hearing this, Richelieu immediately spoke up: "Please tell us what the solution is! As long as we can do it, we will spare no effort!"

But Zhenhai did not say it, but made a statement in advance: "There is a way, but it is more difficult than using force, and it also tests your ability to act, and it requires the cooperation of all of you ship girls."

Jean Bart, who was too lazy to think too much, hated people who procrastinated on important issues the most. "If you have any ideas, just tell us. Don't play tricks on us here."

"We should be thankful that there is no date on this notice this time."

After she reminded them, everyone noticed that the notice only contained notifications and the other party's invitation to respond, but no specific arrival time. This gave them room to maneuver.

Zhenhai showed a military advisor's smile on his face: "Let's stage a gorgeous "deception" operation, a big operation that completely deceives the commander and those foreign ship girls."

After confirming that Xiao Lele would not suddenly appear in the meeting room, she began to explain this simple yet complex "fraud" plan to everyone.

Chapter 453 Sardinia's Arrival

These days, Xiao Lele has been working hard with Manjiu to direct the cats to prepare for the reception. Almost the entire port area has been cleaned. Although it is not known when the foreign ship girls who will come to participate in the exercise exchange meeting will arrive, it does not affect the child's enthusiasm at all.

In fact, the representative fleet of the Sardinia Port Area had sent the confirmed arrival time to the Alaska Port Area the day after the notice arrived, but Xiao Lele did not receive the notification.

The answer is simple. The external communications office and the post office have already been occupied by the ship girls. The barbarians are naturally unable to resist, and the first to receive the incoming notice will fall into their hands.

Enterprise, who was holding the notice, apologized to the cute logistics staff who were occupied: "I'm sorry, for the sake of the commander, I can only inconvenience you a little."

Modern warfare is fought as an intelligence war. Zhenhai’s first move is to control the intelligence, and then what is passed to Xiao Lele is the false intelligence that they want the child to know.

Then the second step was also laid out accordingly. Her plan was actually very simple. Zhenhai took advantage of the attitude of most ship girls towards human commanders, and followed the misunderstanding when Xiao Lele first came to the port area. She staggered the time of Xiao Lele and the foreign ship girls. First, she found various reasons for the foreign commander to stay at home, and then made the foreign ship girls think that the commander of this port was just a second-generation official who was just going through the motions, just like the initial misunderstanding of Xiao Lele by the four major camps. Then, she ended the exercise exchange meeting as quickly as possible, and finally lied to Xiao Lele that Sardinia Port could not come for some reason.

It sounds very simple. To put it bluntly, it means staggering the time to deceive Xiao Lele. But the problem is that it is not easy to do at all. They must have absolute control over the intelligence and all situations are under their control. Any unexpected move by Xiao Lele will lead to the global collapse of the domino effect.

In addition, they must also bear the torment of conscience for deceiving Xiao Lele. After all, Xiao Lele will definitely have a dejected expression afterwards. Once they think that it is because of their own reasons that the child has shown such an expression, their conscience will definitely hurt.

Based on the above reasons, all the ship girls unanimously agreed to carry out this action plan that seems simple but is actually extremely difficult. Although their conscience will indeed hurt, compared with the consequences of exposing Xiao Lele's existence, it is nothing to feel a little guilty.

The Sardinian ship girl will arrive at the port area in two days. By then, Xiao Lele must be tricked into leaving the key area and the other party must not be allowed to notice anything unusual. Anyway, the four major camps have always disliked the commanders who are "second-generation officials", so this time is a good opportunity for them to continue to perform in their true colors.

Then, time passed quickly and it was two days later. On the sea route to the Alaska port, the Sardinia port representative fleet participating in this exercise exchange meeting was sailing at a constant speed.

“Ahhhhh~~~~~~~ Isn’t it time yet? I can’t wait to show you the shipgirls in the world’s most powerful port. The roses full of thorns are waiting for me, Littorio, to conquer them.”

It can only be said that the port area that dares to come to participate in the exercise exchange meeting is not necessarily normal. A very unique and confident voice sounded from this fleet, and this voice was also the famous problem ship Vittorio o Veneto No. 2 in the Sardinia port area - Littorio.

Regarding their overly narcissistic second sister, Sardinia's flagship, the No. 1 ship, Vittorio Veneto, followed behind speechlessly and complained: "Littorio, don't you really have any awareness that we are the ones who were beaten in the past?"

As expected of the chief flagship, he knew exactly what was going to happen next. But precisely because he knew too well what was going to happen next, he found it difficult to accept his second sister's unreasonable confidence.

But Littorio didn't care at all: "Really, fighting and killing is really not elegant. This is an exercise exchange meeting. "Exchange" is the essential purpose. Exercises and such are fine. Although our training level is very high, we still don't have much interest in the battles of ship girls. If we have to fight, we'd better fight the Siren."

Veneto was too lazy to complain about her blatant slacking off. "Sometimes I really envy your unreasonable self-confidence. I might as well give you the position of chief flagship. I really don't want to worry about this kind of shit at all."

Veneto is not a hardworking flagship by nature. Sometimes she really envies her second sister who blatantly slacks off, her overly self-centered third sister, and her fourth sister who slacks off all day. Is this the hard-working fate of being the eldest sister?

She should be thankful that her third sister Roma and fourth sister Empire were in charge of looking after the house during this exercise exchange meeting, otherwise she would really be so angry that the oil pressure would soar.

"No, I don't want to. The more capable you are, the more work you should do. You are the best candidate to be Sardinia's flagship. There are more meaningful things for me to do than dealing with documents all day long. So, you should accept your fate and continue to serve as the flagship to lead Sardinia."

In Littorio's opinion, teasing the ship girls of other camps is much more meaningful than becoming the flagship.

Fortunately, Veneto was familiar with this unruly second sister, so he was not so angry. Otherwise, he would have been so angry that he would have taken out the main gun and fired a ship correction shot at her.

Let’s not talk about the various ship specifications of the Vittorio class for now. There are more serious problems facing us now.

The accompanying Skyhawk expressed his concerns directly: "I have heard that the Alaska port area is expanding at an incredible rate. I don't know what kind of commander the other side is? How can he accommodate so many factions of ship girls?"

Speaking of this, Pola couldn't help but interject: "I also find it incredible. The current Alaska port area can be called one of the most incredible ports in the world. I can't imagine how the commander managed to accommodate so many ship girls from different camps."

"It's so boring to talk about human commanders at this time. It's better to talk more about the ship girls we're going to meet next. I've heard that the ship girls in that port are ridiculously skilled. It would be even better if we could hook up with a few of them."

Wow, even Veneto had to exclaim, Wow, Littorio was actually thinking about how to dig the ship, and this sentence also clearly showed her disdain for the human commander.

"There should be a lot of destroyers there. Sister Ximenfeng will definitely make a lot of friends there!"

"West, Southwest Wind, we are here to participate in the exercise exchange meeting, not to play."

The lively southwest wind and the introverted northwest wind both express the anticipation for this trip.

The Duke of Abruzzi, who was sailing in front, was as serious as ever, and reminded everyone in the fleet, "Everyone, concentrate, we are almost reaching our destination."

The Alaska port area is just ahead, and this will be a brand new beginning.

Chapter 454: The Sardinian Fleet Finally Arrives

Let's go back in time a little. Today is the day we arrive at the Sardinia port area. Every ship girl in the Alaska port area has made full preparations. From battleships and aircraft carriers to destroyer submarines, everyone has their own duties. They must end this useless exercise exchange meeting within one day. It would be best if they could completely defeat the opponent through actual combat to the point where they have no face to stay.

Almost every ship girl is preparing as if facing a great enemy. After all, they all need to act in front of Xiao Lele while bearing the condemnation of their conscience for deceiving an innocent child.

What about Xiao Lele?

The kid had no idea that a VIP was coming today, and had no idea that the ship girl in his own port wanted to fight the other party back.

Because they were told that the guests would not arrive until tomorrow, they asked Xiao Lele to take a day off today to relax.

Of course, it is definitely impossible to leave Xiao Lele alone. Today is the day when Sardinia arrives at the port. In addition, Xiao Lele's style of movement is too free. What if he runs into Sardinia Port? So we must always keep an eye on the whereabouts of this child.

The destroyers and submarines are given the responsibility of watching and providing cover. Today, there are more than ten ship girls following Xiao Lele, including Fubuki, Z23, Akatsuki, Hamman, Lei Ming, U47, etc. Most of them are hidden in invisible places. It is truly all-round safety in all aspects.

Xiao Lele naturally felt very strange about this lineup, so he asked the little ship girls following him: "Why are you following me?"

Ling Bo, who was accompanying him, answered naturally, "Of course, it's to make sure the commander doesn't use his precious rest time to work."

“Yes, yes!”

Javelin also agreed with this statement and said, "Tomorrow is the big day for welcoming guests. What if the commander collapses from exhaustion from work?"

Little Lele felt that he was being looked down upon, and immediately retorted loudly: "No way! I will never carry yesterday's fatigue into the next day. Even the grandfathers have praised me for my self-discipline!"

If it weren't for the last strange incident, perhaps they would have taken it seriously, but they were beaten so badly last time, who knows if it was related to fatigue? No matter what the possibility is, they must eliminate it.

"Of course we trust the Commander, but just in case, since tomorrow is such an important day, let us accompany the Commander today."

As long as they could keep the secret until today, everything would be fine, so now Z23 had to comfort the child no matter what.

Although I gave myself a holiday, but...

Xiao Lele looked at the more than ten little ship girls behind him and felt that he didn't know what to do for a moment.

Although this child is simple, he is not stupid. He does feel that something is strange, but he just can't put his finger on why. Plus, the barbarians were given a gag order, and since it wasn't something that would endanger Xiao Lele, the little cuties all respected the gag order.

Since there was no special target today, the child, under the guidance of the small ship girls, moved away from the port area and wandered aimlessly to another place in the port area.

Unfortunately, the child didn't know that when he was led away by the small ship girls, the fleet represented by Sardinia had already arrived at the port and landed.

A "fraud" plan that requires the right time, place and people to cooperate officially started from this moment.

At the landing port located in the Alaska port area, all the ship girls of the Sardinia fleet have boarded the port. As a welcoming lineup, the home ship girls definitely give enough face.

The flagships of the eight major camps were all present, as were their main combat aircraft carriers and warships. In total, all the high-end combat power of the entire camp was gathered here. This solemn aura alone was enough to intimidate the Sardinian fleet that had just landed.

Torricelli, who was timid and depressed to begin with, was almost frightened by the strong pressure. He trembled and approached Leonardo, who was also a submariner, and whispered, "I feel like the atmosphere is not right."

Although it was also a submarine, Leonardo's swimsuit exuded a sexy vibe, and his attitude was enthusiastic and cheerful, which was completely different from his sexy vibe: "Will it? I think this is pretty good. Wouldn't it be very impressive to have such a gorgeous welcome lineup?"

The ship girls in the Alaska port area just sneered in their hearts when they heard these words. Of course, they would not be able to fight without such a formation. Next, they would attack the opponent to the point that they would not want to stay in the port for even a second.

"What a beautiful, powerful beauty. It was indeed the right decision to accept this exercise exchange. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to meet so many beauties with different styles and charms."

Only Littorio, an idiot whose head was so confident that it seemed a little pitted, made a completely unexpected statement. Looking at the many awe-inspiring ship girls of different styles on the opposite side, and none of them was weaker than herself, and there were even several who were several levels stronger than her in terms of momentum, which made her excited.

Although she was not the chief flagship, her words and actions were more conspicuous than those of the chief flagship. This made Veneto, the chief flagship leading the fleet, couldn't help but cover her face. If conditions permitted, she would turn around and go home. She was still disliking the duties of the chief flagship just now, but in the blink of an eye, she was doing things that were more conspicuous than those of the chief flagship.

Although he was helpless, as the representative of the Sardinian fleet, Veneto took the initiative to stand up: "I'm sorry, this is Littorio, I am the Vittorio Veneto No. 1, and also the flagship of Sardinia. You can call me Veneto. I was invited by the exercise exchange meeting to come here for three days and two days..."

Before she could finish her words, Bismarck spoke up and interrupted her: "No, you are wrong. The exercise exchange meeting will only last one day, so let's finish it quickly."

"""""ah?"""""

Sure enough, they were confused by this sentence.

Veneto was about to extend her hand to shake hands, but she was greeted with these words. Her hand was stuck in mid-air, and a big question mark hung on her face like everyone else in Sardinia: "But...but...but the notice clearly said two days and three days..."

"No! One day!"

Her speech was interrupted again, but this time it was Richelieu who interrupted her. She spoke in a rare strong tone: "The notice we received said that the time limit was one day. Perhaps the staff in charge of coordination made a mistake. In order not to waste your time, we will finish it within this day."

It is not difficult for them to tamper with the contents of files. In fact, they dare to do anything as long as it is for Xiao Lele.

Now even the most confident Littorio was stunned. After all, he really couldn't understand the current situation.

Chapter 455: Veneto expresses his confusion over the situation (disaster!)

Chapter 455: Veneto expresses his confusion

They really didn't understand what the current situation was. To be honest, none of them could understand it, and the scene was very strange. If only some of the ship girls were so tough, it might be normal, but the problem was that the attitudes of every ship girl in the Alaska port area were surprisingly consistent and firm. Even the most perfect Glorious-class sisters in her eyes had smiles on their faces, but the toughness in that smile was almost self-evident.

It's very inconsistent... too inconsistent. The scene with such consistent attitudes is very strange no matter how you look at it. For a moment, everyone in the Sardinian fleet didn't know how to describe the current scene.

After a brief moment of shock, Littorio felt that she could maneuver a little further, so she broke the silence again and said, "It's a wonderful encounter, and this wonderful encounter saw so many cute "kittens", we could..."

"No, no need to bother, just one day will be enough."

Before she could finish her speech, she was interrupted again, this time by Belfast: "To be honest, the economy of the port area is very bad. We can no longer afford to host a decent reception for several days. One day is our limit. Please understand our difficulties."

What does it mean to tell lies with open eyes?

That's it. It's even more dramatic when it comes from the head maid of the royal camp.

Sure enough, when these words were spoken, everyone in the Sardinian fleet was stunned again. Everyone subconsciously looked at the port buildings. Even if you don’t look at the port buildings, just looking at the style of port construction, you can tell that this is a person who is not short of money. He actually said such nonsense with his eyes open. Even they didn’t know how to respond for a while.

It was really weird. This was completely different from the drill and exchange meeting they had expected. Shouldn't the drill be secondary, with the main purpose being for everyone to eat, drink and have fun together?

At this time, Yixian stood up and said: "Although the port area is "poor", it is still enough to support the guests with a lunch. After the meal, let's start the exercise and exchange. After the end, according to your speed, you can still rush back to Sardinia Port for dinner."

It seemed like a humane approach, but in fact it was just a tough attitude like a multiple-choice question, not much different from the ones who interrupted the speeches just now. What's more important is that while being humble, they were also very arrogant. What do they mean by being able to rush back for dinner after the game? It was as if they were saying that the game was over the moment it started. How much do you have to despise the ship to say such a thing? The Sardinian fleet really had no desire to win, but they also had to save face. Having said that, they would be sorry for their high level of training if they didn't make some effort.