Did you masturbate today Commander?
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Faced with the multiple-choice question given by the Alaska Port Area, the ship girls under the Sardinia Fleet began to discuss it privately.
Pola leaned close to her sister ship's ear and whispered, "Zara, this is too strange, it feels like... like..."
Zara added her unspeakable guess: "It seems like he is hiding something. I feel the same way, but I don't know what he is hiding."
Julio simply accepted the situation: "What's the point of thinking so much? We might as well put in some effort to let the other party know that we are not such easy to deal with small fish."
Tianying came to Veneto with a worried look on his face and whispered, "Veneto, I always feel like something is not right. What should we do? Should we continue the exercise?"
Veneto, who didn't know what to say, covered his face and said, "I don't know either. Don't ask me. Besides, given the current situation, we can only continue the exercise."
If ship girls also have stomach problems like humans, then she would probably have gastric perforation now. Ever since she received this inexplicable exercise assignment, she has always felt that something was wrong. Until she faced the ship girls in the Alaska port area, she deeply realized that this exercise exchange meeting was absolutely a complete mistake.
"Everyone, we have prepared lunch, ammunition and fuel for everyone. Come on, this way please."
It was obvious that they had many questions, but Zhenhai didn't seem to be planning to give them a chance to answer. Instead, he made way for the girls and said, "In order not to waste everyone's time, let's move faster."
Whose time is being wasted? Everyone who understands knows it, and they all have an expression that says, "Stop talking so much, just go through the process and get it done."
Not only that, the ship girls in the surrounding Alaska port area began to "follow" the Sardinia port area. It may sound outrageous, but they really felt threatened, like "If you don't want to be decent yourself, then we will help you be decent."
Even they themselves knew that this feeling was ridiculous, but the ship girls approaching them, especially their eyes, gave them this feeling.
After all, we are on someone else's territory, and there is a strange and unclear situation. Let's just go along with the other party's wishes for the time being.
So far, everything is going according to Zhenhai's plan. As long as they can subdue and scare these foreign women on the ship and make them leave immediately, it will be a victory for their side.
As for the Sardinian fleet...
All they can say is that they had no idea what was going on since they arrived here. It was all unexpected situations that they couldn't understand.
But the overconfident Littorio still did not give up her original intention. Even when she encountered a lot of incomprehensible situations, she still had the illusion that "maybe I can still say something", and while being led by them, she tried to strike up a conversation: "The scenery here is really nice, maybe we can go around this port area first..."
Ron replied with a fake smile: "What you have seen is the last of our dignity. If you go in other directions, you will only see the dilapidated port area, so forget it. Please don't do anything else."
This sentence once again silenced Littorio and everyone in Sardinia. Undoubtedly, this sentence killed the topic this time. They didn't know what to say at all, and...
Looking at how new the buildings are along the way, who would believe this? Even the destroyers don't believe such nonsense.
The more this happened, the more curious and uncomfortable they became about the abnormal behavior of this port. Now even Torricelli and the others could clearly see that the ship girls of this port definitely wanted to hide something, otherwise they would not be so eager to drive them away.
However, no matter how curious they are, they don't seem to have the power to explore what the other party is hiding. Besides, as long as the ship girls have no problems in their brains, they should not do anything to offend the other party.
Of course, there is a prerequisite for maintaining normalcy, that is, the things hidden by the other party are not attractive to oneself, so naturally one will not interfere with them. If this thing is attractive enough... I can only say that those who understand will understand.
Chapter 456: As expected, there was trouble
Just as the ship girls in the port were dealing with the Sardinian fleet, the scene returned to Xiao Lele.
I didn't think it was a big deal to be given leave today, but...
The child looked back at the dozen or so ship girls following behind him, and the question marks on his head increased, so the child began to try various things.
Every time he took a step, everyone behind him followed him. When he stopped, everyone behind him also stopped. It was exactly like they followed him wherever he went, and they seemed to be subtly guiding the child to the opposite direction of the port.
Xiao Lele didn't know that the guests she was supposed to greet had already arrived, but she was just here looking at them with a puzzled look on her face. The more they followed her, the more Xiao Lele felt something was wrong.
Originally, he didn't even go into the bushes to perform "quantum teleportation" today, but when he approached the bushes, other little ship girls suddenly appeared to remind him to take the main road. This was very subtle, and it was obvious that they were afraid that he would go into the bushes and take the small road.
"Everyone... is so weird today-nyan."
Although Xiao Lele is naive, he is not stupid at all. After all, it is too deliberate and obvious.
As expected, they were alerted. Although their expressions were very forced, Javelin and the others still smiled and said, "That's not right, Commander. We really feel sorry for you. We have been working all the time and have not had the chance to accompany you. Now that we finally have some time off, why don't you spend some time with us?"
That was indeed what they said, but it was a pity that they said it at the wrong time, so that even Xiao Lele didn't believe them, and...
Javelin may not have realized that his previous excuse gave the opponent an opportunity.
Sure enough, after hearing these words, Xiao Lele's lips curled up as if he remembered something funny.
"Well then, I'll spend some quality time with you guys today, nya."
Hearing the child's sudden enlightenment, they smiled sincerely, but unfortunately their smiles did not last long, because...
"I'm here to play a game with you guys today. Let's play hide and seek."
When they heard this, Javelin and the others' expressions looked very funny. Look at the stiff smiles on their faces. What they feared would come true. Why did they have to play hide-and-seek? Don't they know how hard it would be to find Little Lele once there were too many of them?
“Wait! Wait a minute! Aren’t there many options in this game? Why are we playing hide and seek?”
Harman strongly opposed this and even tried to change the current strange situation.
"Of course it's because there are so many people, so hide-and-seek is the most suitable choice. Could it be that all these ship girls are playing with me today not for hide-and-seek, meow?"
The unexpectedly sharp remarks once again put Harman and the others in a state of panic. Do they dare to tell the truth?
Of course not, but even so, they must try their best to avoid the situation from getting worse.
Z23, who looked embarrassed, had to intervene in the conversation: "Commander, why don't we play some other games?"
At least before things get worse, I must stop the situation from getting out of control. There is only today... I must not poke any loopholes, I must not let the entire plan collapse because of my own problems, and I must not expose the treasures of my port to those foreign ship women.
Xiao Lele has always behaved very sensibly, but don’t forget that he is still a child at heart. No matter how sensible he is, he will still show the side of a child that he should have.
For example, nowadays, the more adults tell children not to do something, the more they want to do it because of their rebellious psychology. The answer is obvious.
The cat's lips curled up as if it had discovered something interesting, and the next second, Xiao Lele said, "It's decided then, we'll play hide-and-seek, I'll hide and you'll catch me, and I'll start meowing in ten seconds."
While speaking, Xiao Lele took out a mini whistle.
This action caused the little ship girls hiding behind him to have cardiac and respiratory arrest. It was not the first day that they knew this kid, so they naturally knew the function of this whistle.
“Do it! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Stop blowing!"
"Please wait! Commander!!!"
“Wait a minute!!!”
………………
This time there was no time to care anymore. No matter if it was the ship girls behind him or the ones hiding around him, they all jumped out and pounced on the child together, trying to snatch the whistle from his hand and control him on the spot.
Unfortunately... they were still a step too late. When they jumped up and rushed over, Xiao Lele had already blew the whistle.
Since it is a specially made whistle, the sound is not loud, but instead there is a certain sound wave that is particularly strong, and this kind of sound wave cannot be heard by humans and ship girls, because these are sound wave channels specially received by logistics personnel.
The next second, large groups of barbarians and command cats emerged from all kinds of impossible angles, performing a "barbarian" charge and a "cat" charge on the spot, with the main scene being the group rampage of the little cuties.
A large group of people suddenly emerged, completely submerging Xiao Lele's figure.
Do you think "quantum travel" can only be carried out in the grass?
If you think like this, you can only say that these girls are too naive. As long as there is a group, Wang Lele can perform "quantum shuttle". Therefore, the moment his figure is submerged by the group, the game of hide-and-seek has begun.
The sensational scene of the mass runaway lasted only ten seconds just as Xiao Lele said at the beginning. After ten seconds, all of these little cuties slipped away completely, as if they had never been there. Both the way they appeared and the route they disappeared were completely unscientific.
As for the group of little ship girls that flew out, they all lay on the ground in amazement. They failed to catch any one, and even if they did catch one, it was only the insignificant Little Chick or Command Cat.
As expected... they still had an accident, and they knew they were in big trouble.
Looking at the scene that had already disappeared, Lafite and Nicholas still looked like they were still asleep: "Could it be... a big crisis?"
The Firefly who had reacted couldn't help but shout loudly: "Now is not the time to talk about this, go find the commander!"
"This is terrible, Yukikaze, use your incredible luck to find the commander!"
"That's enough! You know my luck doesn't work on the commander."
"What should we do? What should we do? What should we do? We lost Xiao Lele!"
"Now is not the time to blame yourself, find a way to find Xiao Lele as soon as possible!"
"That child must not be allowed into the port area."
………………
As expected, the little ship girls fell into chaos, and it can only be said that the whole plan was out of sync as expected.
Chapter 457: The girls in Sardinia have not yet realized the problem
Because everyone has their own responsibilities, the older sisters now don’t know that the plan has been disconnected. They have already entertained everyone in the Sardinian fleet for dinner, so naturally it is time to start acting.
The Sardinian fleet, which had originally not taken the exercise seriously, became serious for a rare time because of the weird attitude of the hosts and the attitude of not taking them seriously.
The result was somewhat beyond Zhenhai's expectations. The opponent's training level was actually on par with his own.
They thought their training level was very high, but they didn't expect that there were highly trained ship girls in the port area that they had hardly heard of.
But even if their training level is high, what does it matter? Not only do they have a high training level, they also have various BUFFs added to it, and what stands out is their unity in facing the outside world.
Perhaps the final result of the exercise was a little later than originally planned, but it was ultimately inevitable and inevitable.
Sardinia lost miserably in the end. They were indeed dissatisfied with the other side's attitude of looking down on them, but they were ultimately no match for the ship girls in the Alaska port area who had a large number of buffs stacked on them.
Even after a final desperate fight, they were unable to reverse the situation of a disastrous defeat.
"Wuwuwuwu, we lost, and we lost so completely."
The disheveled southwest wind complained miserably.
I wanted to be serious for the first time in a long time, but I didn't expect to lose so badly.
It can only be said that the "weight" they carry is inconsistent. The ship girls in the Alaska port area have the concept of never losing, so the flagships of the major camps personally take part in the exercise. In addition, the highest level of training is second only to them. Anyway, whatever arrangement can be made to complete the exercise as quickly as possible.
With the damage in the middle, Pola's already sexy ship outfit has become even sexier: "When the number of ships is equal... the gap is too big."
Dafeng looked at the other party "showing off" her figure with a very fierce look in her eyes, as if in her eyes, the other party had become that kind of hateful ship woman who showed off her figure. For such a coquettish ship woman, she must not expose her most precious commander in front of her.
Obviously, they all had a highly consistent idea, that is, they were protecting the important commander from being seduced by this group of questionable ship girls, who were all showing off their figures and charm, which was really too indecent.
Although they lost completely, Sardinia is not the kind of ship girl who can't afford to lose. It's just that this time they lost for no apparent reason. Although they don't know why the opponent looks so strange from the inside out, at least they can understand one emotion, that is "hostility."
This made them very puzzled. After all, this was the first time everyone met. They believed that they had never done anything to offend anyone since they met. It could be said that the number of unsolved questions in Sardinia had never decreased, and even increased.
Only the fool Littorio, although he took it seriously in the end, was beaten badly, but he didn't take it to heart after the defeat.
Instead, he praised his opponent in a very casual manner: "The rose is beautiful, but it has thorns. However, the most beautiful one is me, the sun - Littorio. But because of this, it is more challenging. Now that the exercise is over, why don't we have a deep exchange?"
She was the one who had taken the most bombardment just now. Even Veneto couldn't understand why she was as thick-skinned as her deck.
The moment she finished speaking, Frederick perfectly responded, "No, this year's routine exercise exchange meeting has officially ended. Everyone, pack up and return home. In addition, our port area has already prepared the necessary oil and ammunition for you at the port."
How much do they want to drive them away? On the one hand, they emphasize that they are "poor", and on the other hand, they prepare a large amount of supplies in such a generous manner. It is really hard to imagine what they are trying to hide.
"Wuwuwuwuwu, I haven't even started looking for destroyers and submarines in this port area with Mistral and the others yet to make friends with them."
Southwest Wind had a sad face because she realized that the purpose of her trip had not even begun, but it seemed that it was about to end inexplicably.
The careful Tianying followed the normal exercise exchange process and reminded: "According to etiquette, we should greet the commander of this port area."
Veneto, who was worried about what to say, quickly replied, "That's right! That's right! The strength and number of the ship girls in Guigang District are beyond our expectations. There must be a commander with excellent management skills. Please let us meet him. Maybe I can learn something from him."
In some ways, she is actually more unexpected than Littorio, but her unexpectedness is reflected in strange ways, such as the topic she was desperately looking for just now.
In fact, she was not interested in the so-called commander at all. She was forced to say some insincere compliments because she couldn't find any other topics to talk about. However, she didn't know that it was this insincere compliment that hit the sensitive minefield of all the ship girls in the Alaska port area.
Perhaps Veneto and Littorio were too thick-skinned to feel it, but everyone in Sardinia could clearly feel that there was a moment of murderous intent on the opposite side.
Until now, they still can't figure out what they did to offend the other side.
Finally, Guanghui, who was relatively calm, stood up and said, "I'm sorry, but that's all for today. In addition, the commander has given us full authority during the exercise exchange meeting."
"That's right, it's so boring to mention the human commander at this time. It's better for us, who are both ship girls, to have a "deep" exchange."
Sometimes I really don't know whether to say that Littorio is stupid or straightforward. She still holds a disdainful attitude towards human commanders just like she did at the beginning.
"We'll have a good discussion next time if we have a chance. In order not to delay your return, please accept Manju's emergency repair."
Newcastle has brought the Royal Maids and a large group of Barbarian logistics teams to repair Sardinia's damaged ship equipment. As for the so-called "next time", there will be no next time. Regardless of whether there is a legitimate reason or not, don't even think about approaching the port area in the future.
Everyone in the Sardinian fleet was once again stunned by the huge cost of the emergency repairs. You know, the emergency repairs of the Manju logistics are extremely expensive.
"Great! I was just worried that the damage done to my body would ruin my heroic figure like the sun. Please repair it as soon as possible. I, Littorio, will always be... always..."
All I can say is that Littorio was having a relapse as usual, talking to herself like a character in a play, but when she looked in one direction, she saw something and her smooth speech suddenly froze, and her face looked as if she saw Apollo taking the sun for a walk in the port area.
Chapter 458 Sardinia Sees the Truth
Going back a little bit in time, that group of little ship girls still underestimated Xiao Lele's "quantum shuttle" ability. As long as he could escape into the "group", he could reach anywhere. Look, he has escaped safely now.
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