Did you masturbate today Commander?
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Zero, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke up in response to her unbridled enjoyment: "This is what I prepared for the Singularity. Why are you the one enjoying it?"
"Being concerned about the details, I am helping you test your feelings."
As for shamelessness, it really depends on the observer. He can make something like a cuckoo occupying the magpie's nest sound so refreshing and refined.
"So are you done feeling it now? Is it time to get down?"
Looking at the other party sitting unscrupulously on the customized high-end lazy sofa he prepared for Xiao Lele, Ling said that he finally understood what unhappy data were.
Even though the owner of the house asked for it himself, the observer still had no intention of leaving. His attitude was still arrogant: "Of course, I haven't finished the experience yet. According to the current situation, it is impossible for the "Singularity" to come to your place for the time being. Instead of leaving this place vacant, why not let me use it for you? At least it can serve as a bed warmer."
This flood of data called "unhappiness" came violently, but in the end, it was not revealed on his face: "Don't bother, I will take good care of the facilities here. I think you will still pay attention to the things you brought. I don't want my base here to be suddenly destroyed."
While they were talking, there was actually a third figure circling around the lazy sofa.
That's right, I'm talking about the Purifier. Although the lazy sofa was customized and upgraded by Zero, the original prototype owner was indeed the Purifier. If the Observer is a cuckoo occupying the magpie's nest for Zero, then Zero is also a cuckoo occupying the magpie's nest for the Purifier.
However, they did not take the Purifier seriously at all, and it could even be said that they simply ignored her existence. Even though she was anxious and kept standing around the lazy sofa, and even pulled at her own lazy sofa, she just couldn't move it. If she used too much force, her things would definitely break, so she became anxious.
Seeing that they had been ignoring him, the Purifier could no longer sit still and pulled the hem of the Observer's skirt: "You are sitting on my sofa. If you want one, go buy one yourself. This is mine!"
With this action, she, who originally had no sense of existence, finally regained some sense of existence, but...
"Shut up. It's not yours now, and I haven't settled the score with you for hiding here and being lazy."
Although it was not lying on the Octopus Suit, the octopus was always on standby nearby. Under the control of the observer, the Octopus Suit also skillfully slapped the opponent's face with its tentacle, sending it flying.
"Shut up, this is already a Singularity item, you have lost the right to ownership of the item."
Zero also spoke at the same time, directly denying the legitimacy of the other party.
Not only that, she even created a combo effect with the Observer. At the same time when the Purifier was blown away, the mechanism at the landing point suddenly opened and a trap fell. It is worth mentioning that the direction of the hole is connected to the combustible waste resource point.
“Ah ...
After falling into the trap, her screams turned into a funny stereo sound that echoed in the cabin. It seemed that even this sound was a nuisance, so Zero directly closed the control hole.
In an instant the whole cabin became quiet. Don't ask questions like ship rights. Among the entire Sirens group, the one with the least ship rights is the Purifier. After all, idiots don't have any ship rights.
"Okay, now that the idiot who was in the way has left, let's get down to business."
As Zero said this, it seemed that the fact that the Purifiers had been at the scene just now was no longer a serious matter. If the Purifiers were still there, they would definitely complain loudly, so it was not difficult to understand Zero's action of clearing the scene.
Chapter 450 The upcoming scientific research ship
Back to the topic, when the "noise" of the Purifier was cleared away, the Observers finally began to talk about the purpose of their appearance here this time.
"By the way, Zero, what do you think of the newest research ship?"
No one knew for what purpose, but she suddenly asked Zero a meaningless question.
Although Ling's face was usually expressionless, when the other party brought up this issue, a hint of unhappiness seemed to be visible from that expressionless face.
"You've already brought the research ship's 'water tank' to me. What's the point of asking such a question now?"
The "water tank" mentioned by Zero is the nutrient tank that the other party brought this time and placed in the dim space on the bottom floor. Although the light is very dim, one can still vaguely see that what is loaded inside is actually a ship girl, and not an ordinary ship girl, but what the observer calls a scientific research ship.
As an experimental institution, the scientific research ship is naturally their experimental subject, but their main object is still Wang Lele, the "singularity", and the scientific research ship is just a by-product.
Zero could probably guess why she brought the research ship here, but it was precisely because he guessed it that he was unhappy.
"These are all important experimental data. If the "singularity" hadn't escaped, these would have been assigned to the ship girls. Unfortunately, the plan couldn't keep up with the changes, and they escaped in the end, causing this batch of scientific research ships to lag behind."
It can be said that if Xiao Lele had not left at the beginning, then his initial ship would definitely be one of the ship girls in the nutrient tank below.
It’s a pity that the scientific research ship that was supposed to be used at that time was not used in the end.
"So we still have to use these research ships after all?"
Zero's attitude towards those scientific research ships is very complicated, but the most obvious element is envy, because what she lacks most is the physical body. If the existence of these scientific research ships is not incompatible with herself, her most direct way is to snatch the bodies of the scientific research ships and replace them.
How could the observer not know his little thoughts? But since he dared to bring it here, he was naturally not afraid of these things.
"Of course I have to use it. Otherwise, why would I stay here? And I also want to record what means the current "singularity" will use to awaken these research ships."
The Observer, as her name suggests, is responsible for observing everything.
The original plan was to observe how the "singularity" in their hands would awaken the scientific research ship, but the former "singularity" became Wang Lele. However, it did not hinder their purpose. The scientific research ship must be delivered to Xiao Lele. How to awaken it and the data generated during the awakening are the key things they want to observe.
"The problem now is... how can I properly deliver these research ships to the "singularity"? I have been troubled by this matter recently."
I don't know what her purpose was in speaking out about the problems she encountered.
After a long silence, Ling decided to play dumb: "If that's the case, then go ahead. You shouldn't be nagging me here."
But the observer did not say anything further, but looked at Zero with interest, as if the other party was also the object of his observation.
Zero really didn't like this kind of look, and even ordered them to leave: "This is a place prepared for the "singularity". If you don't have anything else to do, please leave here as soon as possible."
"Don't be so anxious. Since I'm here, I naturally need you to assist me."
Seeing that the other party was completely unwilling to fall into the trap, it was finally up to the observer to break the trap. It didn't matter if the other party didn't want to fall into the trap, she could just force him into the trap. So she said directly: "I remember that you have completely infiltrated the human military network. Now is the time to put the human military network to use."
As expected, he had bad intentions. Guessing the other party's plan, Zero became more alert in the following conversation. She didn't want to be like that idiot Purifier, who was sold out without even realizing it after a few words.
"Since it's a research ship, my abilities shouldn't be needed."
She had already intervened in the civil war in the Human Governor's Office, and it was because of this intervention that various unexpected factors of uncertainty were triggered. Therefore, if she intervened again, she would have to seriously evaluate the extent of the impact. To be honest... she was really not willing to help the observer this time.
"Don't say no so quickly."
The observer didn't care about her refusal at all, and was still confident in his ability to plan and strategize: "As an assistant to our experimental organization, it is imperative for the "Singularity" to contact more factions and ship girls. The first step of the plan has not been fully realized until today. Our experimental progress has been seriously delayed. Now in the current world line, only Sardinia is the last piece of the puzzle that has not been put in place. It just so happens that the deployment of the scientific research ship and the completion of the last piece of the puzzle are being carried out at the same time."
Zero did not respond, but her silence was the best proof that she could not refuse. As an assistant of the experimental organization, she really could not refuse a reasonable request.
From the very beginning, the observer had all the cards in hand, and everything went just as he expected.
"What do you want to do?"
When Zero said this, it symbolized her initial compromise.
The observer showed an expected smile on his face. "It's really easy for you. Just find a reason to get Sardinia to go to the port. As for the deployment of the research ship, that's my job. But the premise is that you have to do this job well first. It should be a very simple thing for you who have thoroughly infiltrated the military network."
At this point, it is pointless to refute. In this case, I might as well just accept it: "I understand. Regardless of the form and process, I will use my own way to trick the last piece of the puzzle in."
It's easy to communicate with smart people. No matter the process or the result, everything meets the observer's expectations: "Very good, at least if you come to do things, you will definitely be much more reliable than that idiot Purifier."
"Objection!"
Just when they reached an agreement, a comical sound of disobedience came from the hole that had just closed.
The Purifier who had finally climbed out of the burnable garbage hole opened the seal and complained to the two black-hearted colleagues: "When I was useful, you used me like crazy, and now that I'm useless, you're belittling me like crazy! Don't you think Purifiers have even the most basic rights on the ship!"
The answer was obviously very obvious. They completely ignored her words and didn't even bother to look at her after she had climbed up with great effort.
The observer even commanded the octopus ship to slap her as she lay on the edge of the cave, and knocked her into the abyss again.
With the intervention of Siren, I believe the subsequent developments will become more interesting.
Chapter 451 Annual Exercise Exchange Meeting is about to begin
Just a few weeks after the Siren decided to intervene, the port area was still as peaceful as ever. Everyone was doing their job and were still healed by Xiao Lele's cute working style. They said that such a cute treasure must not be discovered by the outside ship girls, as it was their treasure.
Unfortunately, the reality is not as they hoped. At least the intervention of the Siren means that this child will continue to be exposed to the ship girls of other camps.
On this day, Xiao Lele was still working in his office, reviewing documents carefully. As this kid was becoming more and more difficult to fool, in order to calm his restless working spirit, the secretaries had no choice but to increase the number of approval documents to stabilize the kid.
I can only say that the cat-stroking ability of this batch of secretary ships is really poor, because the secretary ships representing all camps have been replaced again.
Based on the strong wishes of the ship girls and the number of ship girls in the camp, the secretary ship cycle is set to be replaced every half a month. Therefore, the representatives of each camp are now Ninghai of Donghuang, Taihou of Sakura Empire, Unicorn of Royal Navy, Bremerton of White Eagle, Auguste of Iron Blood, Louis IX of Free Iris, Gascogne of Vichy Church and Chapayev of Northern Union. The above are this batch of secretary ships.
But this group of secretaries are really useless. Ning Hai is almost busy with the document review of their own camp. Dafeng, Unicorn, Bremerton, Louis IX... Well, in fact, it's the entire camp except Donghuang. They are very satisfied as long as they look at Xiao Lele. They have no intention of working at all. They all hold their chins with their hands and look at Xiao Lele with silly smiles on their faces, as if as long as they look at the kittens who are working hard, they can keep doing this until get off work.
Occasionally, they would interact with the children. The working environment on the secretary ship was like heaven to them.
If we had known it was so good, we should have rushed to get it at that time, and let the first batch of secretary ships enjoy such a long time in vain.
"Brother, I changed the tea for you."
The unicorn tried hard to make himself somewhat helpful.
"Thank you, meow. Wait till I finish reading these documents, meow."
The focused Xiao Lele was looking at the documents and didn't look at the Unicorn, but even so, everyone looked at his focused profile and couldn't help but giggle. Even the focused Xiao Lele was very cute. His cute appearance and serious work attitude formed a perfect contrast. In short, they said they could watch him for a lifetime and never get tired of it.
Therefore, this batch of secretary ships did not talk much, but instead enjoyed this quiet time very much.
Unfortunately, this peace will soon be broken.
Snapped!
As the saying goes, the sudden sound of a door opening broke the quiet atmosphere in the office.
The good atmosphere was broken. Dafeng and the others immediately glared at the door with unfriendly eyes, wanting to see who was so bold as to disturb their time of enjoyment.
The one who opened the office door was not a KanColle, but a Manchu who was about the same size as Xiao Lele, and it was a Manchu from the post office.
If it were a normal situation, Manju would definitely be scared to death, but this time it seemed that something really big had happened. Manju ignored the murderous looks of the surrounding ship girls and came directly to Xiao Lele.
“Chirp! Chirp, chirp, chirp! Chirp, chirp!”
The barbarian bird came to Xiao Lele without stopping, spoke in an encrypted voice that no one could understand in a very rapid manner, and took out a top-secret letter from his bag.
"What? Are you serious, nya?"
No one knew what the wild bird said. Xiao Lele, who was originally concentrating on reviewing the documents, suddenly raised his head and looked a little serious.
Xiao Lele jumped off the desk and came to Manju to take the letter. No one knew where the letter came from, but the child read the contents of the letter very seriously.
At the same time, Manju's intrusion and Xiaolele's reaction also made the ship girls curious about the content of the letter. It seemed that this child was even more serious than before.
About a minute later, Xiao Lele put down the letter in his hand, but his frown still did not relax.
He said to Manju: "This is indeed a very important event. In this case, we must make preparations. So please go back and tell the brothers that we need to start preparing for the event now."
“Chirp, chirp!”
The man who was given instructions saluted him, then turned around and walked away quickly.
The secretary ships around had no idea what was going on during the whole process. Judging from the last sentence, they seemed to be welcoming some important person.
Curious Ning Hai asked him, "Xiao Lele, what letter did that barbarian bird bring just now? What's the matter?"
Xiao Lele just remembered her friends here, and waved to them with sparkling eyes, "Everyone, something big has happened, meow! Our port area is about to welcome guests, meow!"
"""""ah?"""""
The sudden words left everyone scratching their heads. Guests? What kind of guests could this port area welcome?
"Wait a moment, Commander, let me take a look at the letter."
Chapayev took the letter from Xiao Lele and read it: "The port area exercise exchange meeting... randomly selected this year, the venue is Alaska Port Area as the main venue against Sardinia Port Area?"
This was a notice letter, but they never expected that this would happen. To be honest, there had been port exercises and exchanges in the past. From the main battle field to the opponent, everything was randomly selected. This was an annual exercise exchange, but because the level of the ship girls in the Alaska port area was too high, most of the ship girls in the small port areas were unwilling to come and fight a battle that was bound to lose. Over time, they almost forgot about it.
The current Alaska port area is much larger than before. Even so, there are still ports that dare to come to fight. Are all the opposing ports so brave? Don’t they know how terrible the current Alaska port area is? Are all the current shipgirls so brave?
If it were in the past, they might have been able to deal with it casually, but it is obviously not possible now. There are things in the port area today that simply cannot be seen in the light of day.
That’s right, I’m talking about Xiao Lele. If Xiao Lele’s existence were exposed to the foreign ship women, they could almost imagine that those shameless ship women would definitely try their best to stay.
In stark contrast to Xiao Lele's cheerfulness and hospitality, the expressions of the other ship girls began to become serious. This was a very serious issue, so serious that the entire camp had to hold a response meeting. No, it had to be held right now.
Chapter 452 At this moment, everyone reached a consensus
As everyone knows, the existence of this child cannot be seen in public, and they have no intention of exposing this child, but this exercise exchange meeting seems to be worthy of reflection.
Although I know that there was such a traditional project in the past, it stands to reason that the Governor's Office, knowing the special situation of the Alaska port area, should help with the secret operation. But why did the result become like this? Not only did they still match the port areas according to the same convention as before, but even the matched port areas dared to come to challenge. Aren't they afraid of being beaten to autism? Or are the ship girls of the Sardinian camp all ship-masochists?
In stark contrast to their worried state of mind, Xiao Lele is very happy now. As a child raised by Donghuang, the unique hospitality of Donghuang people is perfectly reflected in this child. After all, it is rare for the unchanging port area to welcome guests, which makes the child cheer up and want to do a good job in this welcoming job.
But the problem is that if the child works so hard, they will be the ones who are troubled. They even hope that the child will find it troublesome and cancel the exercise exchange meeting.
Of course, this kind of thing can only be thought about in the mind. Looking at this child's motivated appearance, you know that it is impossible for him to give up.
"Everyone, I'm going to go make some preparations first-nyan. We must not embarrass Minato! I'm leaving early today-nyan!"
It can be seen that the child is very motivated, otherwise he would not have temporarily put down his clerical work in order to do a good job of welcoming guests.
When the group of secretary ships saw the child running away, they did not try to keep him as usual, because the next topic was indeed not convenient for the child to participate in.
"H-What should I do? If this happens... won't Big Brother be exposed?"
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