Did you masturbate today Commander?
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Since they were saying goodbye, they naturally ignored the small matter of kissing and hugging. Xiao Lele jumped back to the ground and waved goodbye to her: "Goodbye, Purifier! We will fight it out next time, meow!"
Although he didn't believe that he was exposed in front of Xiao Lele, the Purifier's "intelligence" managed to hide it safely, but... was it really hidden safely?
When the Purifier returned to the underground base, she saw Zero. She raised her hand and greeted him as if nothing had happened: "Zero, I'm back!"
"How's the work? How much equipment has been installed? How's the progress of the task?"
Zero immediately launched a triple death attack, and it was this triple death attack that froze the Purifier. After all, he was having so much fun that he forgot about the important things.
"You exposed yourself to the Singularity willingly, and not only that, you also had inappropriate contact with the Singularity. In order to punish you, I specially called the Observer here."
No matter what the mission is, it is obvious that the latter sentence is the real reason why Zero is unhappy.
The observer who appeared from behind the Purifier and cut off the retreat showed a very unfriendly smile on his face: "You have really grown in ability. You even know how to hide here and enjoy yourself. It seems that you really can't do without a collar."
Faced with the shadows attacking from both sides, the purifiers, who had nowhere to escape, begged for mercy like a hamster, "Oppose, oppose violence!"
In fact, it was not just her. Xiao Lele was also caught by the ship girls and questioned for quite a long time after she returned. After all, this child rarely asked for leave.
Anyway, this time it finally came to an end.
Chapter 436: Akashi Cat, a Capitalist Born on the Wrong Ship
Xiao Lele's official meeting with the Purifier can be said to be an unexpected accident, but fortunately this idiot thought quickly and learned from Zero to establish a strange personality for himself.
Although the risk of further leakage of information about the Sirens was avoided, the addition of a strange character and a self-directed and self-written story made the whole incident become strange. However, these are all later stories, and the port area is still very peaceful now.
There is one thing worth complaining about, that is, after I went home after a crazy day of playing with the Purifier, I was blocked at the door by the secretary ship. The more calm big sisters like Zhenhai were better, but the unreliable big sisters like New Jersey went straight up and hugged Xiao Lele and cried loudly, which made the battleship lose face.
Of course, there were all kinds of inquiries afterwards. After all, a good kid like Xiao Lele had never taken the initiative to ask for leave. The result of the first leave was that the entire port area was penetrated. They were afraid that this leave would be the same as the last time, so they were scared and directly sounded the internal alarm.
Everyone only breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that the reason Xiao Lele asked for leave this time was because she wanted to play too much. They were so nervous about the last mutation that they overlooked a small problem.
So, would this child really ask for leave just for something as trivial as playing around?
While we breathe a sigh of relief on the big things, we overlook the details on the small things.
In addition, there is another trivial matter that needs to be mentioned, and this matter is also directly related to Xiao Lele, that is, the issue of Xiao Lele’s small treasury.
Don't forget that a certain shameless green-haired profiteer cat relied on Xiao Lele and finally obtained the permission to use the child's image by having Xiao Lele invest in the company.
Because so many things happened during this period of time, the Akashi store was often ignored by everyone. If it were to be strictly examined, the illegal operations of this unscrupulous businessman would be so numerous that it is intolerable.
The last time she introduced her camp during a live broadcast, the situation got out of control because she was selling some illegal goods. In the end, she lost face in front of Xiao Lele. Yes, it was all because of this profiteer cat.
Under normal circumstances, this abominable green-haired profiteer cat would definitely be in trouble afterwards, but due to various accidents afterwards, it has not been officially settled until now.
To this day, this profiteer cat can be said to have truly made a fortune.
“Hehehe…hahahahahahahahahahahaha meow meow meow~~~~~~~~~~~~”
To be honest, this treacherous laughter is really annoying. It is hard to believe that such a cute ship girl can laugh in a way that makes everyone on the ship angry and makes people want to beat her up as soon as they see her.
In fact, this hateful profiteer cat not only looks very hateful when he laughs, but it becomes even more hateful when combined with the current scene.
Because now this hateful profiteer cat is lying in the bathtub, but what fills the bathtub is not hot water, but a pile of red spikes. It has to be said that Akashi looks like a capitalist who exudes the smell of money. It can only be said that it is a waste of her talent that she was not born in Iron Blood or White Eagle.
"Hahahahahahahahaha, I never thought that making money would be such an easy thing. As long as it's Xiao Lele's stuff, there will definitely be a KanColle to pay for it. At this rate, Akashi can open branches all over the world-nyan."
Looking at her smile, listening to her speech, and then looking at her current unruly appearance, in a sense, she is now more hateful than Siren.
And she is not the only one here. As her other business partner, the owner of Shiranui Store, Shiranui, is still as cute and ghostly as ever. However, seeing her partner's arrogant look, the already taciturn Shiranui is even more at a loss for words.
But seeing the other party's arrogant look, she realized that she had to say something, and finally just said this: "You... will be punished by God sooner or later."
This was the only thing she could say, but Akashi, the person in question, seemed very dismissive of this: "God's punishment? If there is a God's punishment, Akashi would really like to see it. Maybe even God is jealous of Akashi now. By the way, Shiranui, your recent sales volume doesn't seem to be very good. Do you need Akashi to give you a little red tip to help you out? Of course it's with interest, but between us, the interest will be 8 points, meow. After all, we are partners, hahahahaha~~~~~~~"
No, her fists were hard. She had always thought that there was no ship more hateful than the Siren in the world, but now she was wrong, because there was a ship more hateful than the Siren right in front of her.
As she was completely lost in the red tip, Shiranui started to criticize her again: "I advise you to tone it down. You've gone too far recently. Even if you get the commander's authorization, do you think you can continue doing that disgusting thing for a long time? You will be bitten back sooner or later."
It can be seen that the products are really disgusting, otherwise why would they be censored? After all, what Akashi is doing now is reselling goods. During the day, they sell normal surface products, and at night they sell things that may not be seen in the light in the alleys.
Don't ask why she hasn't been caught yet, the answer is bribery.
Even the upright Kinu, faced with these overly stimulating and disgusting products, finally chose to accept them according to his heart.
This is her confidence, so Akashi can be so arrogant now: "We can talk about this kind of thing when we are punished by God. Now we can make as much money as we can! No one and no ship will think that they have too much money."
As I said, it was a waste of her talent to be born in Sakura Empire. This is a typical capitalist statement. It turns out that Iron Blood and White Eagle are the most suitable ships for her to be registered.
However, seeing that his partner was so disdainful, Shiranui's psychological burden was relieved a lot, and he replied: "Really? Maybe... maybe your punishment will arrive soon."
Maybe she was too proud of her recent income and didn't even notice this meaningful remark: "Ah? Shiranui, you're so weird today, you keep mumbling and saying weird things, it's not like you at all, although you're usually like a ghost, now you're even more like a charlatan."
Look at her cat's tail, it's so hard that it's sticking up to the sky. This time, Shiranui was not angry because of the other party's rude remarks. Those eyes... it was as if she was looking at a dead cat.
boom! ! !
Just before Akashi was about to say something even more rude, something strange happened.
Chapter 437 The End of the Unscrupulous Merchants Has Come
The Sakura Empire is a magical camp. It is obviously a camp with strict hierarchy, but there are always ships that like to play lip service or rebel against superiors. For example, Ming Shi, although her immediate superior Nagato ordered her to honestly run products related to the theme of Xiao Lele, as expected, this profiteer cat started to make small moves for the high-profit Hong Jianjian. It can only be said that every drop of gasoline flowing in her body is the essence of capitalists.
Maybe she was successful in business, but she underestimated the dirty desires of those women on board.
"The Son of God is here to inspect! Akashi, why don't you come out to greet him!"
Hearing the voices of Mikasa and Fubuki, Akashi, who was about to go out, suddenly felt her legs go weak and she fell to her knees. She couldn't believe what she heard.
Who is coming?
The Shinto of the Sakura Empire's flagship - Nagato?!
Impossible! Impossible! Impossible! How is this possible? !
No matter who is on the team, it would never be Nagato's turn to do the inspection. The absurd reality made her wonder if someone was playing a trick on her. But the thought was blasted away the moment it came to her mind. After all, Mikasa and Fubuki's voices couldn't be faked, and the two of them were known to be serious and difficult to talk to. But their biggest identity was indeed the guards of the Son of God. Their simultaneous appearance meant that Nagato, the Son of God, was really present.
“W-why? I’ve already done the bribery work… why…?!”
Suddenly, a flash of lightning flashed through his mind, and Akashi looked at Shiranui with disbelief on his face: "Shiranui, could it be...you...you..."
Before she could finish, Shiranui interrupted her, "What are you talking about? Shiranui knows nothing about this. I don't know anything about reporting this."
He turned his face away as if feeling guilty, and even took the initiative to complain. It was obvious that he looked down on the boat and had taken the initiative to reveal the matter.
"Shiranui, you traitor! You actually betrayed me, and I'm your partner! How could you have the heart to do such a thing, nyan!!"
He never expected that the person who stabbed him the most fatally was his own partner.
Seeing no response for a long time, Mikasa came in person with a large force: "Akashi, as a member of the Sakura Empire ship, why don't you come out and welcome Lord Nagato in person!"
Accompanying her were the entire staff of the castle tower. It could be said that with the arrival of the Son of God, most of the combat power of the Sakura Empire was transferred here.
As Nagato walked in, Konoha Fubuki, the armed miko sisters Fuso-class, strategist Amagi and others, almost the entire central cabinet were present, even including her bribed target Kinu. In front of his boss, the captain of the internal affairs team was playing the role of a loyal and dedicated person, with an attitude of "I don't know you". It can be said that even executions did not have such a luxurious lineup.
It was too late to run away, nor was there time to blame Shiranui for stabbing him. Akashi jumped into the air, did three and a half spins, and landed in a perfect tiger landing, then slid in front of Nagato with his miraculous ability of zero friction.
"Nagato-sama, how can you trouble Nagato-sama to come in person for such a trivial matter, nyan."
Until the last moment, Akashi still wanted to play dumb.
"Akashi, at this point you're still..."
Fubuki wanted to yell at her for her stupid behavior, but was stopped by Nagato.
Nagato stepped forward alone. His aura was definitely different from the weak and timid one he showed when facing Xiao Lele. Now when facing his colleagues in his own camp, he displayed the majestic demeanor of being the flagship of the Sakura Empire.
Nagato kept smiling and moved closer to Akashi, whispering in front of her: "Akashi, why am I here? Do you really not know anything? Now there is still a chance to be honest, are you sure you really have nothing to confess to me?"
It was hard to imagine that this extremely aggressive character was actually Nagato. Not to mention Ming Shi, even the accompanying cabinet colleagues were shocked by the aggressive side displayed by their own flagship.
It must be something extraordinary that could attract Nagato in person and behave so aggressively.
Facing the questioning of his own flagship, Akashi looked away with a guilty conscience, not daring to look him in the face. Even his tone began to become weak: "What, what is Nagato-sama talking about? Akashi, Akashi doesn't understand meow."
After hearing her denial, maybe it was Akashi's illusion, but the smile on Nagato's face became even brighter, and behind that brightness there seemed to be a hint of "That's great, I've been waiting for you to say that."
And it turns out...what happened next was enough to prove that what just happened was not an illusion.
Nagato didn't say anything else, but clapped his hands. The men around him realized what was happening and drew their swords to chop at the surrounding buildings.
“No no no no no no no no no no no no~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!”
Akashi's heart and lungs suddenly stopped working, not because his store was destroyed, but because...
It seemed as if they had already figured out the ins and outs of this place. As they fought with swords and sabers, the walls covering the surrounding seats began to fall off, revealing their true colors.
That’s right, on the surface, during the day this is a place that sells healthy products for all ages with a Little Lele theme, but late at night, it becomes a store of adult desires where all the products sold need to be censored.
"What a disgusting filth! It's really disgusting!"
"It's really disgusting, this place should have been cleaned up long ago!"
"That's it! How can there be such a shameless store! (Good reading)"
"This is simply an insult to the commander, no! Akagi must "deal with" all of these disgusting things!"
“Don’t worry! Akagi-senpai, just leave it to Taiho. Taiho will dispose of all the treasures… no! All the stolen goods!”
"Stop arguing, both of you! We can handle this on our own."
"Hehe, look, sister! His Highness's sister's notebook, I want this one!"
………………
Apart from the more innocent ship girls like Mikasa and Fubuki, the big sisters with bad intentions like Akagi are too obvious.
More importantly, even their immediate superior, Nagato, came up to those unsightly products and commented on them: "What unclean and defamatory products these are! If the commander saw them, he would be very shocked. I must not let the commander see them."
Of course, it would be more convincing if you didn't have to keep storing items in the ship's space.
While criticizing and condemning, he never stopped working and put away whatever he liked.
This is not an inspection at all, they are here to divide the spoils.
It is hard to imagine that they are actually the usually steady big sisters. Even if they are the "conscience" that Akashi has high hopes for, Amagi also neatly put the forbidden teacher series book into his own ship in the book section.
Chapter 438: Those who cut leeks, always cut them
Now it is absolutely obvious that, ostensibly under the name of "inspection", their actual purpose is to "divide the spoils" and seize all the stolen goods here.
In fact, how could Akashi's little tricks be hidden from the rulers of Sakura Empire? It should be said that from the moment she started to get involved in coded contraband, her every move was completely exposed.
But why did we only start to “settle accounts” today?
The purpose is, of course, to fatten this "tiger". After all, if the "tiger" is too thin, it will not be able to satisfy the selfish desires of so many big sisters. Until the business of this "tiger" expands to a certain scale, it is time to "slaughter" it. It can be said that Ming Shi is a fish on the chopping board from beginning to end, the kind waiting to be slaughtered.
She had put a lot of thought into preparing these contraband items. After all, these were all contraband items related to Xiao Lele. Those barbarians would never agree to this, and might even join forces to destroy this den in anger. Therefore, it can be said that each of these contraband items was the result of Mingshi's hard work, and they were all weapons that were expected to be used to slaughter the leeks. But now... she herself has become the "leek" in her own words.
“Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu, you can’t do this, meow! All of this is the result of Akashi’s hard work, at least… at least use the red tip to settle it for me, meow!”
Now even Shiranui couldn't help but shake his head and sigh. She was already about to die, but she was still thinking about Hong Jianjian. It can only be said that she is worthy of being called such a girl.
Unfortunately, her crying could not stop these ferocious big sisters. At this moment, in the eyes of the helpless little cat girl, a group of hateful and uncivilized natives were brutally burning, killing and looting her property.
It was too cruel. Was this really something a shipgirl could do? Shouldn't a shipgirl be praised as the most beautiful creation? But now in Akashi's eyes, human bandits were nothing more than this.
"Akashi, do you remember that I originally allowed you to operate a legitimate business here and sell legitimate Commander-related peripherals?"
However, Nagato, who was full of aggression, did not let it go. Instead, he came to Akashi with a smile on his face and gave him the final blow: "You violated my prohibition and even reached out for contraband. As a small "punishment", all the illegal income you have earned during this period will be confiscated and turned over. It's great that the punishment this time is so light."
For others, it might just be a bit painful, but for someone like Akashi who has capitalist blood in her bones, this is worse than death.
Who will dare to say that Nagato, the flagship, is timid and weak in the future? This is simply the boss who ends the capitalists internally. Look at how sinister that smile is, it's the kind that is completely black when you cut it open.
“It’s over… It’s all over, nya…”
Like the grayish white after the tomorrow's burnt out, Akashi may have never wanted the ship to sink as much as he does now. His life's gamble is all here. He has always treated other ships as leeks, but in the end he became the leek of other ships.
All I can say is that God has his own way of retribution and no one can escape it. Those who reap the rewards will always be reaped.
When seeing the hidden goods in his own store being looted by his colleagues, Akashi suddenly understood everything. This was all a trap set up for them to get what they wanted. Unfortunately, he could only see red and couldn't see through it at all.
Everything is a trap, including themselves. They want the contraband but don't want to risk their reputation being damaged after being exposed, so they use Akashi to set up this trap, because everyone knows too well the nature of Akashi as a commercial ship, and it will definitely cross the red line for Hong Jianjian.
Even after touching the red line, they did not kill them immediately, but fattened them up. After all, there were many ship girls who wanted contraband, and now was the best time to harvest them.
After figuring out the whole cause and effect, Akashi looked at Nagato and the other ship girls with a dull look in her eyes. It seemed that in her eyes, they were no longer leeks waiting to be sold at a price, but a group of devils who burned, killed and looted.
Akashi suddenly came to his senses and shouted at them, "You...you plotted against Akashi?!"
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