Did you masturbate today Commander?

For a moment, she was a little confused as to whether she was imitating Xiao Lele or Xiao Lele was imitating her. In this way, she jumped around in the grass and installed dangerous equipment in different locations.

until……

"What are you doing, meow?"

Just as the Purifier was sneaking towards the next location, a voice suddenly sounded from behind him.

At this moment, the Purifier and Xiao Lele's eyes met, and time seemed to stop at this moment.

Chapter 433: Strange radio waves collided (Please turn on automatic subscription!)

Chapter 433: Strange Radio Waves Met

This moment could be said to be the first meeting between the Purifier and Xiao Lele in every sense, but the form of this meeting was really terrible.

The Sakura Empire thief with a towel tied on his head looks very funny no matter how you look at it. It is obviously a very special scene and artistic conception, but the beautiful artistic conception is completely destroyed because of the funny costume of the opponent.

Because the encounter happened so suddenly, the Purifier had no time to react and just stayed where he was.

But Xiao Lele didn't stay in a daze, instead she spoke again to break the silence: "Big sister, what are you doing, meow?"

Faced with the child's question, the Purifier, who had finally come to his senses, began to sweat. Logically speaking, he should not meet this child now.

"What should I do? If the person being observed knew about this, he would definitely be hung up and whipped for more than ten hours! I must find a way to avoid this terrible situation!"

The Purifier, who was sweating profusely from fear, suddenly made an even more ridiculous self-introduction: "Ahaha, actually I am the Purifier of White Eagle. I am currently inspecting important equipment. If everything is ok, I will go first..."

Unexpectedly, before she could finish her words, Xiao Lele interrupted her: "You are not a ship girl from this port at all."

When her excuse was interrupted by this voice, the situation became awkward again.

Oh no, how could I have forgotten that this kid has completely memorized the information directory of all the ship girls in the port area? Why does he always show such reliable abilities in some strange places?

Xiao Lele circled around the Purifier and observed her, then became more certain of her conclusion, pointing at her and saying with certainty: "It's indeed a new face I've never seen before. I remember all the ship girls registered in the entire port area, but there is no information about you, so you are definitely not my ship girl in the port area, meow!"

The kid made a cool pose as if there was only one truth, and stated a fact that no one had to think about. After all, any ship girl in the port area would be able to recognize at the first sight that the other party was definitely not a ship girl from their own port, but whether they could recognize that the other party was a Siren was a question mark.

Although it was revealed by the other party that she was not a ship girl from the port area, it seems... it seems that Siren's identity has not been revealed yet. Maybe she can make some moves on this basis.

As the Siren's No. 1 problem ship with unexpected problems, not everyone can keep up with the Purifier's jumping thinking. She is very good at dealing with emergencies like the current one. Anyway, as long as she doesn't expose the Siren's identity, it will be fine.

"Ahem!"

The Purifier coughed twice symbolically, then gradually took off the equipment package he had been carrying and the towel on his head under the curious gaze of the child, and posed as Kamen Rider BLACK: "Since you have seen through me, there is nothing I can do. In order to implement the creed of love and justice, I am a shadow existence walking under the sun. That's right! I am Zero's accomplice, an existence codenamed "Purifier"!!"

She had also heard about the persona that Ling maintained in front of Xiao Lele, and she had even joked about it before, but she didn't expect that she would have to use a new persona so soon. It seems that she would be the one who is at fault in the future.

Any normal ship girl who heard such remarks would go back and contact her elder sister to come and arrest him.

Fortunately, this silly wave seemed to have struck a chord with Xiao Lele. Didn’t you see that the kid’s eyes were already shining brightly?

In response, Xiao Lele also put on the signature posture of Kamen Rider BLACK & RX: "In order to carry out the justice and true beliefs to the end, I am Zero's agent walking in the sun, meow!"

This is the result of the radio waves colliding, and the two have been maintaining this action for a while.

After a brief silence, although not many words were spoken, both sides seemed to have a wonderful tacit understanding.

There was no need for any extra words. The two motionless parties moved again at the same time, but this time they both tightly grasped each other's outstretched hands, looking like partners who had reached a consensus. Unfortunately, this was a blind spot for the surveillance, otherwise Zero would definitely have fallen into logical confusion if he saw this scene.

"Are you really Rei-nee's partner, nyan?"

"Isn't this obvious? As Zero's most capable assistant, I and Zero can lose. We are both the first-line helpers in the fight against the evil organization. If you don't believe me, you can summon Zero to verify it on the spot."

I have to say, this idiot really speaks without thinking. Even the zero-sum observers would be amazed at her ability to talk nonsense.

"No need, meow. I believe in you. You are Zero-nee's helper. This burning heart of yours cannot deceive anyone, meow!"

I always feel like something is wrong, but it also seems like nothing is wrong. Anyway, Xiao Lele has already believed in the identity of the Purifier: "I always thought Sister Ling was fighting alone. I am really relieved to see that there is someone who supports Sister Ling like me!"

To be honest, hearing such old-fashioned remarks coming from this kid always made me feel like something was wrong.

"I am also very relieved. After all, Zero is a very lonely person even among our resistance organization. I feel much more relieved to have you supporting Zero."

She should be thankful that this is a blind spot for surveillance, otherwise if Zero heard her current conversation, things would not be so simple to deal with. And from a certain perspective, she was not wrong. Normal Siren individuals were all loners, and only the freak Purifier was a chatterbox.

"As a partner who supports Sister Ling, I will call you Purifier from now on. My name is Wang Lele, you can call me whatever you want, meow."

Now that they were confirmed to be partners, Xiao Lele couldn't help but look at the bag placed aside: "Come to think of it, are you helping Sister Ling, meow?"

"Yes, as you know, it is not appropriate for Zero to show up right now, so these tasks naturally fall to me as his assistant."

Just say it, why do you have to act like a big shot?

After knowing that this was Ling's job, Xiao Lele's eyes suddenly sparkled, and he stepped forward and volunteered: "In that case, I will also lend a hand to you. I got an A rating in the Manchu engineering exam, and I am good at equipment installation."

When the Purifier saw the child approaching the pair of equipment wrapped in the bundle, his eyebrows raised in fear, and he quickly moved away from the child: "No, no, no, this is a task entrusted to me by Zero himself, and I absolutely cannot use it in the hands of others. I still have this degree of credibility."

Are you kidding? It's no big deal to destroy such dangerous goods. If Xiao Lele is hurt, she will be hunted down across world lines by the entire experimental agency and the arbitration agency.

Little Lele didn't think much about it and even asked her further: "If there's anything else I can help with, just tell me!"

Chapter 434: Purifier Affinity and Meow Music Are Still Close

Zero's existence has always been very mysterious, and Xiao Lele has always cared about it, but the child's concern was rather strange. He cared about the fact that he was unable to help the other party. Although as the commander of the port area he had reminded the other party of their habitat, other than that he had been unable to help in any other way, and this had concerned him for a long time.

Now that I finally see the opportunity to be useful, of course I will take the initiative to ask for help before leaving.

Faced with the kindness of this child, the Purifier really wanted to refuse. After all, it is no exaggeration to say that these dangerous goods, although not explosive dangerous goods, are more dangerous than explosive items in a sense, especially for Xiao Lele. Zero also made it clear that these are dangerous goods that Xiao Lele is forbidden to touch.

To prevent the child from being too sensible and offering help without authorization, the Purifier put him into his own ship's space and tried to dissuade him from helping: "Speaking of which, we do have some things that we should ask you to do, Xiao Lele."

"What is it? What is it, meow?"

Those eyes were so bright, with an expression that said "I can finally be useful". You can tell what this child is thinking from the expression on his face.

This kid is still as easy to fool as before... No, he's cute. After tidying up his words, the Purifier started talking nonsense again in a serious tone: "We are both Zero's helpers. This is our first meeting. Don't you think we should get to know each other better? In order to move forward hand in hand on the same front, I think we should get to know each other now."

As expected of her, her remarks were obviously ridiculous, but for some reason, under her serious attitude, they seemed to be true. What's more important is that she actually wanted to take Xiao Lele to play alone during working hours in the name of Zero. So, the old saying still applies, if there is a surveillance camera here, the one waiting for her behind her will not be Zero, but the observer.

Faced with this nonsense, Xiao Lele really thought about it seriously, and nodded in agreement: "Purifier, you are right. After all, this is the first time we meet, meow. I always thought Sister Ling was alone. Now it seems that Sister Ling has a reliable helper. As comrades who fight against the evil organization together, we really need to get to know each other better, meow. What should we do next?"

Finally, he succeeded in fooling people. Once he got into the character, the Purifier's ability to speak nonsense in a serious manner became more and more adept.

"Since ancient times, the most direct way to deepen understanding is through entertainment, so... Xiao Lele, let's go play together!"

I have to shout out again, wow! He can say anything. He just wants to play, and he wants to play with Xiao Lele, why can he say it so loftily?

This time, it was Xiao Lele who hesitated: "This...but now it's working time, meow."

For a good kid who was honest and never absent from work, going out to play now would mean being lazy, and being lazy meant absent from work, so he hesitated.

Seeing her hesitant, the Purifier picked up the child and whispered in his ear, "Little Lele doesn't want Ling to get into trouble because of our lack of tacit understanding and mistakes in cooperation."

I'm afraid he's watched too many Sakura Empire action movies, even his speech is full of Sakura Empire's meanness.

Even Ling might not have thought that, before, Hood used her as a threat, and now the Purifier is using her to threaten her. If she knew that she was being used to threaten Xiao Lele for the second time, she might have gone crazy.

For a moment, I really didn't know how to complain. When did the Sakura Empire-style threat become so popular outside the world line that even Siren could speak so smoothly in such a (harmonious) way.

But this is indeed what a Purifier would say. It can even be said that this is a bit conservative. If the child was not so young, she might even make censored remarks.

When hearing this, Xiao Lele's brows almost frowned together, because it seemed like he had heard this kind of disdainful threat somewhere before.

But he didn't seem to care too much now. He took out his cell phone from the small bag he carried with him, sent a message to Zhenhai asking for leave, and then replied to the Purifier: "Okay, let's go together to "deepen our understanding" meow."

Unexpectedly, the other party was so straightforward, which made the Purifier a little curious: "Although we don't have much else in the resistance line, the intelligence is still quite complete. Xiao Lele, shouldn't you be working in the office honestly at this time? Why did you come here?"

"I volunteered to send an urgent document to the post office, but I can't do it for now."

He also took out a whistle and blew it, and a barbarian appeared from the bushes. Xiao Lele handed the document to the other party and took out the red tip and handed it over: "Friend, I'll leave the document to you, meow."

“Chirp, chirp!”

The barbarian bird accepted the red tip without hesitation, saluted him and quickly disappeared, fully implementing the principle of "Barbarian bird is trustworthy".

This kid is still the same. He will not forget the important things because of playing. No matter what he does, he will finish it. He turned to the Purifier and asked, "What are we going to do next?"

Compared to trivial matters, playing with Xiao Lele is the real thing. This is definitely not the Purifier's attempt to be lazy. All of this is a cover-up to stabilize Xiao Lele. Yes, all of this is a "necessary" cover-up.

In this way, the Purifier found a legitimate reason for absenteeism. To put it bluntly, he just wanted a reason to have fun openly and honestly.

Then she took out her treasured PlayStation 9 and the "Gundam VS Ultimate Blast" game disc from her ship suit space and gave Xiao Lele a conspiratorial smile: "This is the most popular game out there right now. What do you think? Xiao Lele, do you want to challenge me to a duel? I have never met an opponent in this game."

"Meow?!"

Seeing the cover of the game disc, the child immediately circled around the Purifier with sparkling eyes: "Meow meow meow! I have accepted your challenge. I am a game master who can't even beat Manchu and Command Cat. Let's decide the outcome in the game meow! Bet on the dignity and honor of the players meow!"

The Purifier, who was also inexplicably ignited, actually argued with the child: "I am also betting on the dignity and honor of the player. In this game, I have never met an opponent. Let's have a good fight!"

There was a flame burning between the two that only the players could see. When this "flame" burned to its peak, the two suddenly shouted in unison: "DEUL (Duel)!!!"

After shouting out something that could trigger DNA, they headed to Manju Logistics together.

Chapter 435 A Small Promise

Reality is often accompanied by the unexpected, just like when Ling drove the Purifier out to work today, she never thought that she would meet Xiao Lele. After all, similar movements will inevitably encounter another similar movement, so the same kind will attract each other. But she never expected that the Purifier would dare to use herself to threaten Xiao Lele. If she knew, she would never let it go.

However, reality is actually very magical. For example, today, the Purifier actually took Xiao Lele to play games, and they played until the evening when it was time to get off work.

When two like-minded gamers came together, an incredible chemical reaction seemed to occur.

In the evening sunset, the Purifier and Xiao Lele were standing face to face in the sunset at the harbor. There was silence between them and no one spoke.

Suddenly, both parties moved at the same time in tacit understanding. The Purifier and Xiao Lele stretched out their right hands at the same time and held them tightly together under the setting sun.

As if they had witnessed something, the two people, with their hands tightly clasped together, actually exuded a strange atmosphere of mutual sympathy.

"It's been a while since I've met an opponent as worthy as you. Today was a truly exhilarating duel, nyan."

"You're not bad either. No one has ever been able to fight me to this extent. You're a worthy opponent."

This is a lie!

There was no one playing games with the Purifier in Siren, and the so-called high-level player was just her self-proclaimed title. But it was undeniable that she and Xiao Lele had a lot of fun today, so there was the famous handshake scene under the sunset.

Since they are mutually recognized rivals, how can they miss stamping each other? Xiao Lele took out the good friend stamp from her bag: "Purifier, stamp this stamp and we will be good friends, meow!"

Having been reading his intelligence, he naturally knew what the other party meant by taking out this seal: "Okay, but Purifier wants Xiao Lele to stamp it in this place."

After saying that, she hugged Xiao Lele and lifted up her long ponytail, revealing her fair neck. This action obviously meant "stamp here".

She is obviously a fool, but for some reason at this moment, especially the action of lifting her long hair, she miraculously reveals a hint of femininity.

Xiao Lele stamped her seal on the back of her neck near the collarbone and smiled widely, "Purifier, we'll be good friends from now on, meow!"

When he said this, for a moment, the Purifier's vision seemed to overlap with the smile of the "Singularity" that she once wore. It was at this moment that she "slightly" broke down.

Seeing this smile, she couldn't help but hug the child in her arms, hugging him tightly... tightly...

The sudden action caused Xiao Lele to fall into confusion, and he didn't seem to understand why the other party was so excited all of a sudden: "Purifier?"

Realizing that his emotions were a little out of control, the Purifier quickly restrained himself and put on his familiar wide smile again: "Sorry! Sorry! I suddenly had an epiphany! I have to show off this seal to Ling when I go back. From now on, we are good friends, so Xiao Lele, can you make a small promise with me? Don't disappear suddenly and inexplicably in the future."

The content of this agreement is a bit strange, it feels like it is reflecting something.

Although Xiao Lele was a little surprised as to why the other party asked this, he still answered very honestly: "Of course, I am already a man who can stand on my own feet, so I will definitely not leave without saying goodbye. Besides, we are good friends, so I will definitely let you know if anything happens, meow."

After listening, the Purifier's face revealed a complex expression that was not like hers at all. It seemed like relief, but with a hint of sadness, like happiness, but with a hint of unwillingness, like pride, but with a hint of loneliness. It was very complicated. One could only say that such an expression was not suitable for the fool Purifier at all.

She leaned forward and kissed the child on the lips.

It was a historic mouth-to-mouth kiss. Apart from August, I didn’t expect that the second person to happen was Siren. If those ship girls knew about this, they would definitely go crazy.

"Meow?!"

Xiao Lele, whose brain had been in a state of panic for a while, raised his hand and protested loudly: "Purifier, what are you doing, meow? You should know that saliva is dirty, meow."

I can only say that he is indeed a child. The first words he said after receiving a kiss from a beautiful girl were these.

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha, your first kiss, Wang Lele, was not from anyone else, but from me, the Purifier!"

The next second, the Purifier regained his familiar heartless JOJO smile: "Besides, don't you have a saying in Donghuang that "If you eat something unclean, you won't get sick", so won't you be healthier this way!"

(Three-dimensional trivia: In Sakura Empire, the term used for kisses after the first kiss is the second kiss.)

When it comes to shamelessness, she is the one to be reckoned with. Even though it is an excuse, probably only shameless ships like the Purifiers and Atago can come up with such a shameless reason.

Little Lele made a very standard Sakura-style slapping gesture: "No way, meow! I've always been healthy, meow!!"

"Xiao Lele and I really get along well."

He raised his right hand and made a classic special effects cool farewell gesture: "Then we'll say goodbye for now, and see you next time!"