Did you masturbate today Commander?
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She naturally questioned them since she was in a pit but didn't know it.
However, in the background of a group of Sakura Empire shipgirls "dealing with" contraband, Nagato smiled and replied: "Calculation? No, Akashi, did you make a mistake? This is a "reasonable" inspection, and your violation was discovered. It is a matter of course that you are "dealt with" by us. Everything is legal and compliant. How can it be called a calculation?"
Faced with the chief flagship's words, Akashi couldn't find any rebuttal for a moment. After all, the other party was right. It was she who crossed the red line and started selling contraband. Being inspected and dealt with was a result that she had no right to complain about.
But... Akashi, who realized the situation belatedly, didn't seem to think so. The most terrifying thing was his colleagues who allowed him to get involved in dangerous goods and finally reap the benefits.
Looking at Akashi who understood everything, Nagato maintained that seemingly friendly smile: "Don't worry, Akashi, I'm not a devil. This time I will only confiscate the income earned illegally. I won't touch a penny of your normal income."
It sounds fair and strict, but those who understand know that the money earned from the contraband is the big money, and the profits are the largest. It seems to be giving them a way to survive, but in fact it is killing them.
Faced with such a result, Akashi finally couldn't hold back his tears. "Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu, devils! You are all devils! These are all the fruits of Akashi's hard work, give them back to me! Don't take them away!"
Akashi stepped forward and hugged Akagi's feet, trying to recover even a little bit of the loss.
It's a pity that when there are so many people to hug, he has to hug this red fox who is least likely to be soft-hearted.
But after all, they are colleagues of the Sakura Empire. To paraphrase what Nagato said just now, "Akagi is not a devil either", so...
He picked up the little cat girl by the collar, took out some supply coins and stuffed them into her pocket, then threw them aside: "After following the commander for so long, Akagi's character has improved a lot. Now that Akagi is kind-hearted, you just take these and sit aside."
Then he hurriedly rushed to divide the loot with them and everyone else, while Akashi stared at the few supply coins in his hand in amazement.
These contraband items are all high-end products that are settled with red coins. Now I have to use a few material coins to get rid of myself, but I can't even buy an acid cola. What's the difference between this and robbing?
It's true, the way they're confiscating the property is simply robbery.
No matter how you look at it, Akashi suffered a complete defeat today. Today was also the day when the myth of the biggest capitalist in Hong Kong fell. She did not lose to business, but to her dirty desires.
Chapter 439 Commander, I want to play basketball
Dirty fights always take place in places that cannot be seen, at least those fights filled with selfish desires cannot be seen under the sun.
It's a new day. Little Lele came out of the cat box, stretched towards the sunlight in the window, and began his daily morning stretching exercises. Today is a rare day off, but the child will not sleep in just because it is a day off. Even if he doesn't go to work, there are still many things to do, such as housework, or housework, or housework and the like.
Although today is a rare holiday, there will always be girls coming to prepare washing utensils for the child and help him wash. Of course, this is also one of the few pleasures for the girls.
After a simple wash and dinner with everyone, Xiao Lele had no choice but to settle for the next best thing and start doing housework as everyone repeatedly warned him not to take a part-time job to earn extra money.
When Xiao Lele, wearing a vest and a straw hat, was about to come to the camp gate in the courtyard to pull weeds, the entrance of the Donghuang camp was a large green belt. If the weeds were not removed regularly, it would greatly affect the appearance. Today, he happened to do the weeding work with the barbarians.
“Chirp, chirp, chirp!”
When Xiao Lele came to the courtyard, he found a group of barbarians gathered together, discussing something.
"What's wrong, everyone?"
Xiao Lele naturally came forward to ask. Since this was Donghuang's place, there was only Xiao Lele and a group of lovely logistics staff at the scene. The girls believed that no idiot would dare to cause trouble on their territory.
“Chirp, chirp, chirp!”
It seemed that when Xiao Lele came over, the barbarians made way for him, allowing him to see clearly what everyone was surrounding.
It is a box, or more precisely, a cardboard box with oranges printed on the cover. It is larger than Xiao Lele. What is worth complaining about is that there are several patches around the box. In conclusion, it is a cardboard box that is very suitable as a cat box, because Xiao Lele’s favorite thing is to command his cat friends to go into such a box.
"This is……?"
Xiao Lele looked at the cardboard box that inexplicably appeared in the weeds at the entrance of the camp, and a puzzled expression appeared on his face, the same as that of the barbarians.
"Chirp, chirp, chirp."
The barbarians expressed their opinions on whether to dispose of it.
When seeing a cardboard box casually discarded on someone else's land, the first reaction was the same as Xiao Lele's: "Uh-huh, we have to do some weeding next, it's a bit of a hindrance here, let's get rid of this box meow."
After determining the target, the natural thing is to work together with friends to move the cardboard boxes away.
Boom!
But just as the child and the little birds were about to pick up the cardboard box, the big box suddenly shook, and Xiao Lele and the little birds were so scared that they suddenly let go.
"Meow?"
Xiao Lele protected the little birds behind him and stood in front of the cardboard box. Although he was also very scared, he still protected everyone.
"Wuwu ...
As a result, a crying green-haired cat suddenly appeared from above the cardboard box. It was obvious that this was her current residence.
I dare not say anything about Xiao Lele’s reaction, but if it were other ship girls, they would definitely be very happy that this hateful profiteer has finally had this day.
It seems that the shock she suffered after being "burned, killed and looted" by her colleagues yesterday was too deep, causing her to throw herself on Xiao Lele with a look of grievance on her face, completely relying on him and crying loudly.
Even Xiao Lele himself was confused by this strange situation and didn't know what to say. In this child's impression, it was impossible for Akashi Store to go bankrupt, or even make a loss. After all, Akashi Store almost had a semi-monopoly position in this port area.
In fact, it is a bit exaggerated to say that it is bankrupt. In fact, the real situation of Akashi Shoten is that Akashi himself is using it to gamble the fate of the country.
It can be considered a characteristic of the faction, that is, they like to gamble on some strange big things.
Almost all daily commodities have been stopped from being purchased, and all the previous supplies were put into the processing and production of banned goods. The result can be imagined. They were all looted by Nagato and his team yesterday, and all the illegal income was confiscated. Although some income from normal commodities was retained, the gap was really large compared with the amount of illegal income.
Due to the huge gap from the previous period, even if it is not a real bankruptcy, the blow suffered is too great, and it is probably difficult to recover in a short period of time. Moreover, the Akashi store, which has almost no goods for sale, has been sealed and will be unsealed when it resumes normal operation.
Of course, Xiao Lele was unaware of the brutal "burning, killing and looting" yesterday, so he asked Akashi who was crying loudly in his arms, "So what's going on, meow? It was fine a few days ago, how come it suddenly went bankrupt, meow?"
"I...Akashi...I...Akashi is so miserable, meow!!!"
She couldn't put it into words, she really couldn't put it into words. The reason for her bankruptcy was that she invested all the money from ordinary goods in the production of contraband, and in the end, she was wiped out by her own colleagues. It was really hard for her to say such an extremely embarrassing explanation, especially when she saw the child's innocent worried eyes, the little conscience she had left miraculously hurt.
Faced with this cat who refused to say anything, Xiao Lele didn't know how to comfort her and could only keep touching her head, hoping that she would stop crying.
"I thought someone was crying and yelling here, but it turns out to be you, a profiteer cat."
At this time, Ning Hai's voice came from the dormitory door. After all, she was crying so loudly that it was impossible not to hear it.
She knew about the tragedy that happened in the Sakura Empire camp yesterday. Not only her, but all the ship girls from other camps knew about it. If Amagi had not prohibited other camps from getting involved on the grounds of internal affairs, the contraband in the Akashi store would have been brutally divided up by the "Six-Nation Alliance".
In response to Ning Hai's sarcasm, Akashi cried even louder: "You are so heartless. Akashi is in such a miserable state, don't you know how to comfort her?"
Obviously, this is impossible. Ning Hai even looked at me with disdain: "Ah? You actually have the nerve to ask me to comfort you? You deserve it. Why don't you try to tell Xiao Lele the real reason why you went bankrupt? Do you dare?"
Faced with the last question of "Do you dare?" and Xiao Lele's innocent look of concern, Mingshi cried even louder because he didn't dare to say it.
"I...Akashi, I was wrong! Commander, I want to reopen the shop!"
Under those innocent and caring eyes, Akashi knelt in front of him and said some very famous quote.
Chapter 440 I Want to Become the Commander's Dog
If a questionnaire was conducted to ask which of their own kind the ship girls most wanted to kill, the answer would definitely and highly unanimously point to Akashi. And this answer is not limited to other camps, it is also applicable even within the Bank of China. After all, Akashi is so wicked that he even betrayed his own ship. Everyone, both inside and outside the Sakura Empire, has long been unhappy with the complaints about this profiteer.
So after seeing the Akashi store being sealed, many ship girls went there to take photos and check in, and it became a completely internet celebrity spot.
As the store owner, Akashi did not even reflect on himself, he was even thinking about how to make up for his losses by doing even worse.
Of course, this was her thought yesterday, but now... facing the angelic Xiao Lele, she changed her mind.
It's not that he turned over a new leaf, but that he deeply realized that only by holding on to Xiao Lele's thighs tightly can he have better opportunities to make money. After all, the kid's current assets are more than enough to support ten Akashi stores in its heyday. Bankruptcy is no big deal. As long as he holds on to Xiao Lele's thighs, making a comeback is just a matter of minutes.
Just wait, those damn big sisters of Sakura Empire, one day Akashi will definitely sit on the top seat of the castle tower. Her current situation can be described in Donghuang's words: "Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west; don't bully your small boat because you are poor" and "Sleeping on firewood and tasting gall, with only three thousand Yue soldiers, you can conquer Wu." In short, this profiteer has no intention of reflecting at all.
Although he didn't really understand it, Xiao Lele still comforted him: "It's okay, meow. Since it's gone, let's start over, meow. I'll give you as much as you need, meow."
After hearing these words and comparing them with what Nagato and his colleagues did last night, Akashi couldn't help but cover his mouth and cry. This was simply a little angel falling into the sea.
This also made Akashi reaffirm her determination to follow him. She cried even louder and more comically: "Commander, Akashi really still wants to follow you firmly. Does Donghuang still need ships? Why not let Akashi join Donghuang's fleet in the future, meow!"
You are dreaming. Do you really think you can enter Donghuang ship register whenever you want?
Ning Hai, who didn't want to see this profiteer become a colleague of Donghuang, naturally stepped forward to stop him. She wanted to pull away this profiteer who was relying on her child: "Shut up! Don't deceive our little Lele here, and we in Donghuang don't lack ships!"
Although he was mean, Akashi still held Xiao Lele tightly and refused to let go: "Commander, Akashi has nowhere to go now. Please take Akashi in. I'm easy to take care of, meow. Just give me a place to put my wool, meow!"
Faced with her strong recommendation, the simple-minded Xiao Lele finally nodded and agreed: "I understand, meow, so don't cry, we will do business together in the future meow! As for the cat boxes, there are many places in my room for them meow."
Xiao Lele is very simple-minded. Based on the spirit of helping others, he simply contributed the space in his room. After all, they are all friends who sleep in the cat box.
He said such frightened remarks in a very normal manner, but when he heard that he was finally taken in and was sharing a room with Xiao Lele, a very surprised and grateful smile appeared on his face.
But one family is happy while the other is sad. Since there is joy, there will naturally be sadness.
When Ning Hai heard that Xiao Lele actually let this profiteer live in her room, he suddenly felt that the whole ship was in trouble.
"Wait! Xiao Lele, it's too hasty to decide like this!"
Ning Hai felt that it was a big problem when she thought about the profiteers from Sakura Empire living in her kid's room. She was convinced that she was not the only one who thought so. Other colleagues from Donghuang also had the same idea.
So now we have to stop her no matter what: "Xiao Lele, don't you always claim that you are a man who can stand on your own? If you are a man, how can you let a girl live in your room? Your grandfather must have taught you that "men and women should not touch each other." "
The remedy was timely and to the point. Xiao Lele showed a hesitant expression, but...
Akashi just lay on the ground, like a cat with its belly exposed: "No problem, Akashi is a cat, not even a human, he can take care of himself eating and drinking, and Akashi is willing to be the commander's cat (dog?)!"
My goodness, the unique shamelessness of a businessman is really revealed in her. In order to cooperate with Xiao Lele, she even disregards the face and honor of the ship girl, and just lies down beside him, showing that she is a cat that is harmless to people and ships.
Xiao Lele was also very smart and reached a consensus with the other party: "Ning Hai, I want to keep this cat."
Sometimes I really can't understand why this child and Akashi are so similar in some aspects?
"No! Absolutely not!"
Just thinking about it, she knew it was impossible. She felt something was wrong when she thought about this abominable profiteer living in Donghuang, especially in her cub's room. Naturally, she loudly objected to such a result: "Even if you picked up a command cat, Xiao Lele, we have no objection, but this profiteer cat is absolutely not allowed!"
"This... is really not possible, nya?"
Xiao Lele seemed a little dejected. Although she looked very pitiful, Ning Hai was determined to refuse: "Listen to me, Xiao Lele, if you keep this cat, even your wallet will be empty sooner or later!"
Hearing this, Akashi finally couldn't help but wipe his mouth: "Hey! Don't be so excessive, even I wouldn't do such a despicable thing!"
However, Ning Hai loudly retorted: "What a joke! Is there anything you can't do? Don't think I don't know that when you opened a store in Sakura Empire, you even cheated the pocket money of the expellees and submariners. I saw the scene where those children were cheated and cried!"
“This…this…”
There was no way. He had done too many immoral things in the past, and now that they were being exposed, Akashi, feeling guilty, broke out in sweat and looked away.
Xiao Lele gave her a puzzled look: "Akashi, you used to lie to those expelling and submarine sisters, meow?"
If it was any other ship girl, Akashi could have denied it shamelessly, but facing the pure eyes of this child, she said she really couldn't deny it.
Of course, lying or making excuses in front of this child is obviously not rational, and can even be considered blasphemous, so we should be honest here.
"That was all in the past. Now Akashi has reformed. And even if we take a step back, I would never cheat the commander. After all, the commander is Akashi's savior and partner!!"
This is what she really thinks now, but the implication is "I may continue to cheat other ships, but I will never cheat you."
However, Xiao Lele gave him a gentle lesson: "No matter what time it is, lying is not good, meow."
Chapter 441 Zhenhai's Strategy
Faced with Xiao Lele's education, Mingshi naturally didn't dare to refute anything, and even showed an expression of "You are absolutely right".
Ning Hai, who was watching this scene, began to have a headache. Xiao Lele now looked like he wanted to adopt the cat. This scene was really weird. After all, in the eyes of outsiders, Xiao Lele was more like a cat raised by Donghuang than a commander. But now this cat said he wanted to raise a cat bigger than himself. This scene looked weird no matter how you looked at it.
Regarding the current situation, Ning Hai said that he could no longer persuade the person. In this case, he would leave it to the older sister who can persuade the person.
So, the next scene happened.
It was lunch time at noon, and everyone gathered in the dining room, but there was no joyful discussion as usual, and everyone even had a serious expression of scrutiny.
As the target of scrutiny, Akashi ** was sitting trembling in the middle of the dining table, accepting all kinds of scrutiny from all directions without blind spots.
To be honest, Mingshi now said that she had a severe stomachache and even wanted to turn around and run away, but when she thought of Xiao Lele who spoke for her, she rarely held on.
"No! I still can't accept this!"
Finally, Mie He couldn't help but slam the table and said, "Even if you picked up a command cat, I wouldn't have any objection, but why did you have to pick up this profiteer?"
Sure enough, even she made similar remarks as Ning Hai. It was obvious that everyone disliked this profiteer cat. After all, before Xiao Lele came over, this profiteer cat had done them a great disservice.
"That's right! Fushun doesn't like this green-haired cat either!"
"I remember her! She also cheated Taiyuan Hongjian once!"
"It was supposed to be a fashion magazine! But it turned out to be Shonen J○×P, which is pretty cool though!"
"She actually dared to sell me an Oxygen Coke for 11 Coins!"
………………
All at once, everyone listed various accusations, and none of them were repeated, which showed how much everyone disliked this unscrupulous businessman.
Akashi also knew that she had done something immoral in the past, so she did not defend herself, but simply showed them the most sincere tiger-falling style among the Sakura clan: "I'm sorry, it's Akashi's fault! I was too immature before, but now after the commander's education, I deeply realize my mistakes, please make Akashi atone for it, meow!"
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