Did you masturbate today Commander?
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It has been proven that the larger the group, the more difficult it is to carry out covert operations, and this principle applies even to ship girls.
After all, there are definitely quite a few awkward big sisters, and most of them are as awkward as Qiye. They have chocolate in their hands, but they just don’t know how to take the first step.
As for the overly enthusiastic ship girls like Akagi and New Jersey, they are not worried about how to give out chocolates, but how to get rid of these troubles and create opportunities to be alone to give out chocolates. Of course, they do not rule out giving themselves out as chocolates.
In short, these older sisters were very bold in giving out chocolates, but rather than giving them out in front of everyone, they would rather give them out in private without anyone knowing.
Just like that, a group of "tails" followed him to work. Today's destination is still the Iron Blood Maintenance Factory. After all, he can see all kinds of majestic ship equipment there, and the ship equipment will play with him. It is more like going there for fun than going there to work part-time.
"Great! Today we're going to our territory. Since it's our Iron Blood's home turf, I'll go deliver the chocolate now... Pain?!"
The moment Hipper started, his left and right feet were tripped by Akagi and New Jersey at the same time, and he immediately fell to the ground in a dog-eating-shit posture.
"It hurts, what do you mean?"
Seeing that they actually tripped her, she immediately became unhappy. If she wasn't afraid of disturbing Xiao Lele, she would have wanted to roar loudly.
"Humph, we agreed to hand over the chocolate together, don't even think about running away alone!"
"Because the home team is giving out chocolates alone, how can it be so good!"
I have to say that the jealousy of these ship girls is ugly. They want to get rid of other ship girls and give out chocolates alone, and they also want to hinder other ship girls. I can only say that their hearts are dirty when it comes to tactics.
"you?!"
Hipper was furious. She had joined this group originally because they wanted more ships and greater strength, but she didn't expect that the result would be that everyone was holding each other back. If she had known that Xiao Lele came to work at Tiexue today, she would not have joined this ridiculous group.
As the saying goes, it is easy to come and hard to leave, now is the time to reflect this truth.
Now not only Hipper realized this problem, but even Enterprise and other ship girls together also realized that they seemed to have fallen into a big pit.
The group that had previously been very united due to division of labor collapsed instantly at this moment, and were even thinking about how to get rid of this group that was holding them back.
Compared to the older sisters who started to fight with wits and courage, another group began to take action. However, compared to the false unity of this group of older sisters, the other group was united in the true sense.
While Xiao Lele was working seriously, another group had arrived at the Iron Blood Maintenance Factory.
That's right, this group is the Little Sister Alliance. It's a group of little sisters. Compared to the big sisters who play tactics all day and have dirty hearts, these little sisters are obviously more naive. Many of them are thin-skinned. If they come alone, they may not dare to fight at all. Only when there are more friends can they be a little braver.
So, now there is a large group of little sisters coming to the Iron Blood Maintenance Factory in groups, but... the group of little sisters is unusually large.
Chapter 324: The little sister is killing people all day long (the last day of this year, please give me a reward!)
Chapter 324 The little sister is killing people all day long
At least the Iron Blood factory was packed in an instant. After all, this was a group of people from all factions united together, so it was hard to imagine that it was not big. So when this group of little sisters appeared in the maintenance factory, it was actually a very eye-catching thing.
So when Xiao Lele was halfway through his work, he saw a group of ship girls walking towards him. Of course, he asked with a puzzled look on his face; "What can I do for you, meow?"
When the little sisters saw Xiao Lele coming forward, they started to make a commotion.
"The commander is here, who will go first?"
"How about I go first?"
"Wait! Why don't we take a closer look at the situation?"
"We all came here with you to give you courage, so stop looking at the situation!"
"Stop arguing, we should let the friends who need it the most go first!"
………………
This group of little sisters were having a heated discussion in low voices. They were different from the group of older sisters. The little sisters had very pure minds and even cared a lot about their friends.
The first partner to take part was quickly selected, and the first opponent was also very interesting.
"……elder brother."
Among the entire group of ship girls, there is only one who calls Xiao Lele "brother", and that's right, Unicorn.
The child was too shy. If she was allowed to deliver the chocolates alone, she would probably not make any move until after midnight. So she was pushed out with the encouragement and shoving of many of her friends.
"It's Unicorn. I haven't seen you at the royal tea party recently. Kouki sometimes complains to me about how grown up you are."
Little Lele would occasionally go to the royal palace to deliver documents, but most of the time he would be kept by a group of gentle older sisters to attend tea parties and be fed all kinds of exquisite desserts.
"I've been busy preparing for today, so... so I don't have time to attend the tea party with Sister Guanghui."
Before Xiao Lele asked her what she was preparing today, Unicorn took the initiative and handed him the chocolate that had been hidden behind her back: "Brother, please accept this chocolate from Unicorn!"
"Meow?"
Little Lele seemed to not realize what day it was and was very confused about the chocolate that the unicorn suddenly gave him.
Even with the encouragement and help of her friends, the unicorn was now in an overloaded state. Her face was so flushed that she didn't even dare to look up, let alone talk to him at this time. Just giving away the chocolate had already used up all her courage.
"Unicorn, this is... meow?"
Before Xiao Lele could express her doubts, the unicorn once again stuffed the chocolate in his hand into Xiao Lele's arms. However, she was shy and turned around to hide behind the other friends at the back.
"Well done! Unicorn, you finally did it!"
"We didn't encourage you wrongly! You can do it after all!"
"Even unicorns can do it, there is no reason why we can't do it."
"Yes, it's our turn next."
………………
With the affirmation and encouragement from the friends, and after the first unicorn successfully delivered the chocolate, it seemed like a shot in the arm for the subsequent friends.
"Yoshi! Next up is the Javelin! J-class destroyer, we will attack with all our might for the commander!"
The next one to appear was the lively and cute Javelin. When she came in front of Xiao Lele, she couldn't help but cheer herself up loudly. No matter how lively she was usually, she couldn't help but be subconsciously timid when it came to giving away her natal chocolate.
But with the success of the first unicorn, she also mustered up the courage to hand over her chocolate: "Commander, please accept Javelin's chocolate. This is all Javelin's love for you!"
A heart-shaped chocolate that is quite ordinary but full of love and is made by hand. The craftsmanship of the expeller is not bad, and can even be said to be very good. You can tell from the fact that she gave out chocolate that is full of girlish charm.
Seeing the other party handing out another chocolate similar to the previous one, little Lele, whose brain had not yet reacted, was stunned again. His cute little head still couldn't react quickly enough.
"I like the Commander the most. I will give him chocolates every year from now on!"
Before leaving, I mustered up the courage to say these words, and after saying them, I couldn't help but feel shy: "Ahhhh! I said it! I said it! I'm so shy, I didn't expect that I would say such an embarrassing thing!"
Finally, she gave up her position with her hands covering her cheek, and retreated to the back while talking to herself. In short, she kept talking to herself like a girl.
But it is undeniable that the successful delivery of the first two set a good example for the younger sisters behind them.
Everyone started to line up in an orderly manner and give chocolates to the stunned Xiao Lele. Then a very interesting scene appeared: the chocolates around Xiao Lele, who had not yet come to his senses, kept piling up.
Until the last pair, Lei and Dian, gave out the chocolates, the bold little sisters even gave Xiao Lele a kiss on both sides of her cheek before leaving.
In fact, they are not the first. After all, many little ship girls are still very unrestrained. Some even pick up the child and "bite" the little face directly.
After all the little ship girls had delivered the chocolates, half a day had passed. Although the group of little ship girls left satisfied, a small mountain of chocolate had piled up around Xiao Lele, and only a dull cat head was exposed.
Obviously, the kid hasn't figured out what's going on.
The older sisters outside also saw this scene. This time, the little sister was killing these older sisters again.
They watched the group of little girls giving out chocolates from beginning to end, and as they could only hide in the bushes outside, they could only watch helplessly.
On the contrary, the group of little sisters expressed their incomprehension towards these older sisters. It was just a gift of chocolate, why could these older sisters be so lame?
New Jersey and the others were very anxious, so anxious that they couldn't help but keep hitting Dafeng beside them. You know, being hit by a battleship is not a fun thing.
“It hurts! Stop hitting me! Stop hitting me! If you have the guts, come on yourself! What’s the point of hitting Taihou here!!”
The big sister on the aircraft carrier who had been beaten from beginning to end was naturally very unhappy, seeing that group of little sisters were so shameless as to send so many chocolates to tempt her commander.
Maybe it's really true that the longer you live, the more cowardly you become, and in the end you're even worse than a group of little sisters.
Back to Xiao Lele, he didn't even look at the calendar when he went out today. It would be better to say that this kid doesn't look at this thing most of the time. After all, he wishes he could use every day to work and earn extra money.
After staying with this group of little sisters until they were "drowned" by chocolate, all the little ship girls left, and Xiao Lele finally came to her senses.
"Chocolate-nyan?"
Xiao Lele picked up a piece of chocolate and smelled it. It had a very rich chocolate aroma.
Chapter 325: Xiao Lele still doesn't know that today is Valentine's Day (begging for the first day of the new year!)
Chapter 325 Xiao Lele Still Doesn’t Know Today is Valentine’s Day
I can smell the chocolate, but I can't associate it with what day it is.
Then the answer is obvious. This child has absolutely no concept of Valentine's Day. Although I don't know how he celebrated the past five years, it is obvious that the old people did not celebrate Valentine's Day for him.
Then, little Lele jumped out from the ocean of chocolates and looked at the pile of chocolates with a troubled expression, as if he was wondering how to bring them back. There were really too many of them, and since they were gifts, he certainly couldn't just leave them here and ignore them.
"Chichichi, chichichichichichichi! (Brother, we'll help you transport these chocolates back!)"
Just when Xiao Lele was wondering whether she should put the things into her own four-dimensional bag, the voices of the barbarians suddenly came.
"Really?! Thanks in advance...nyan?"
When Xiao Lele turned around to thank his good friends, what he saw left him confused.
Manjiu and the command cats did push a cart over, but the cart was already loaded with a bunch of chocolates. So the question was, whose chocolates were these?
As if he had indirectly understood his question mark, the big barbarian who was pulling the cart raised a weird thumbs-up with his little chicken wings: "Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp. (Brother, these are the chocolates we all give to you, just accept them together.)"
"Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow. (Today is a special day, so you can go home early and take our chocolate with you.)"
A group of commanding cats moved very efficiently and began to sweep the huge amount of chocolate around Xiao Lele into the cart. They even threw Xiao Lele, who was unable to react, into the cart.
"No, wait! Everyone is acting weird today, nyan!"
Unfortunately, this time no one responded to his question. Instead, they quickly pulled up the cart and sent the child back to Donghuang as quickly as possible.
Xiao Lele's doubts were not resolved. Instead, the question mark effects on his head seemed to increase in number.
After all, this child is still too naive. He really doesn't know what he has not been taught. I don't know why those old people don't teach him, so the child can only figure it out on his own.
After seeing a group of cute little guys quickly taking Xiao Lele out, the older sisters hiding outside couldn't sit still anymore.
"Wait for me! Honey! I'm still here!"
"Commander! Wait for me! Akagi's chocolate is still here!"
They have already lost to a group of little sisters, and then lost to a group of barbarians and command cats. If they continue to lose, they will lose to Donghuang. In the end, they are so tired of losing that there is nothing left to lose.
“Wait! Wait a minute!! Didn’t you hear me when I told you to wait?!”
The falcon that rushed out kept trying to call out to the group of cute little guys, but it seemed as if the little guys couldn't hear it, or were pretending not to hear it.
"Wait! Honey! Honey! Honey, how can I live without you! Honey! Honey! Honey! Honey, please take me away, honey! Aaaaaaaah!"
New Jersey, which was chasing behind, kept saying some very cheesy love words that looked like those in Donghuang TV dramas, but unfortunately the battleship's speed was really not that good.
Instead of slowing down, it accelerated and disappeared from their sight at a speed that even the ship girls could only eat dust.
again……
Once again, they watched Xiao Lele disappear from their sight.
To tell a bad joke, a group of land warships couldn't catch up with a cart, even though the cart did run at the speed of a tofu shop.
Is this the end?
"Just stay here and stare blankly. When you get here, you'll see me giving chocolate to Xiao Lele."
It was Ron who made the arrogant statement. She did not give up, but instead ran past them and chased after them.
At the same time, this provocation also made them, who had been stagnant for a while, pick up their feet again. They must not lose again, especially losing to this iron-blooded problematic ship would be an absolute shame.
With this idea in mind, a group of older sisters started a running race, so that they could be the first to rush to Xiao Lele and give her the chocolate.
On the other side, the barbarians were speeding and it took them less than three minutes to reach the Donghuang camp. They were even very kind to drive them to the end and drove directly to the courtyard, where Yixian and the others were. Under their astonished gazes, they drifted into the corner perfectly and opened the cart fence to "unload".
In an instant, a pile of chocolate "ocean" and Xiao Lele rolled in front of the Donghuang girls. The process was so smooth and silky that the girls had no time to react.
“Chirp, chirp!”
Manjiu spoke a language that they couldn't understand at all, then gave them a thumbs up and said goodbye very handsomely, leaving behind only a huge amount of chocolate and little Lele with circles in his eyes.
The girls were a little surprised. Wasn't he out working? Why did he come back so early? And he brought so many chocolates with him. This amount was more than enough for a promotion.
Although I'm not quite sure what's going on, looking at the huge amount of chocolate around the child, I can actually guess what's going on.
But it doesn’t matter. Since I’m here now, I might as well give my share away as well.
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