Did you masturbate today Commander?
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"Xiao Lele, this is my chocolate, but there are so many chocolates here, you can eat whatever you like, or not."
As expected, the ones who felt the most sorry for this child were the adults in his own camp. The ship girls from other camps wished that the child would eat their chocolates, but they were the only ones who advised the child not to eat them. It can only be said that the other camps had clearly lost, and the gap was obvious at a glance.
“Meow!”
Finally, she woke up from her eyes rolling around, but Xiao Lele was still cautious as if she was facing a great enemy, and kept waving her hands to express to them loudly: "You all are so weird, meow? It's okay to give snacks, but why are you all giving chocolates, meow?"
Until now, the child had no idea that today was Valentine's Day and was trying hard to express to his guardians the various strange things that had happened to him today.
As they listened to the child's narration, their expressions became more and more strange. From the child's description, the girls seemed to understand that the child really didn't know what holiday today was.
But it doesn’t matter if you don’t know. Don’t adults always like to teach by example?
So Yixian held up a small portion of chocolate snack that she had prepared and handed it to him: "Because today is a very special day, girls will give chocolate to the boys they like, just like me. I also like Xiao Lele very much, so I will give this chocolate to you, Xiao Lele."
I don’t know if it was because of the holiday buff or the effect of teaching by example, but she actually said things to the child that she usually wouldn’t dare to say.
Chapter 326 Miaole’s “Return Gift”
Even though my brain hasn't reacted yet, at least I can't stop working with my hands. After all, it's very impolite to ask the other person to hold something all the time.
Little Lele is a polite and good boy. Even though he didn't understand what was going on, he still took the chocolates from the girls.
Even though he didn't know what day it was, it didn't stop the child from expressing himself frankly: "I also like Donghuang's Dajia Miao the most."
It doesn’t matter if the child doesn’t know what day it is today, just having these words is enough.
Hearing these words, which were as innocent as the soul network, the girls of Donghuang could not help but smile at each other, as if happiness was so simple.
Unfortunately, this happy peace was very short-lived, because the group of older sisters who didn't want to lose caught up with them.
"Commander, Akagi has finally come to your side. Please accept Akagi's love chocolate."
"My dear, I have also prepared a homemade chocolate for you!"
"Honey, look at me! Look at me! Honey, just looking at me is enough!"
"Xiao Lele, don't listen to their nonsense. I'm here to give you a delicious chocolate."
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Maybe because they were numb from losing, these older sisters no longer wanted to hide in the dark. Instead, the moment they arrived at the scene, they immediately rushed to Xiao Lele.
But because there were so many enthusiastic older sisters, the scene became very chaotic at one point. A group of older sisters rushed together and fell in front of the child, just to be the first to give out their chocolates.
"Meow meow meow? What's wrong with everyone? Why are you all giving out chocolates today, as if we had made an appointment?"
Little Lele was scared, but not by the ugly behavior of the big sisters rushing to give gifts, but by the highly consistent chocolate gifts.
Everyone was also paused by this question. Although they had thought of many answers, they really didn't expect it to be such a question. This question was asked... It was as if they didn't know what day it was today.
New Jersey showed his unique question mark face: "Huh? Honey, don't you know today is Valentine's Day?"
"Valentine's... Day meow?" Xiao Lele's cat brain spent about fifteen seconds reloading the file, and finally found a memory similar to "Valentine's Day" in his memory: "Ah! I remember meow! Grandpa said that Valentine's Day is a conspiracy of chocolate vendors. In order to sell more chocolates, they made up this meaningless holiday meow."
This really made the girls feel numb. What on earth did these old people mean? How could they teach their children like this? They were not the kind of uncles who were still unmarried in middle age. How could they have such a strong resentment towards Valentine's Day? This also made these ship girls once again determined one thing, that is, they could not leave such a cute child to those rough people to take care of. Since they could instill the wrong concept of Valentine's Day into this child, who knows if they would instill the concept of "ship girls are very scary" into this child.
So now a group of older sisters surrounded little Lele and tried very hard to explain to the child the correct concept of Valentine's Day.
It is a bit like the feeling of "it takes only one mouth to spread a rumor, but it takes a lot of effort to refute it". It is obviously not an easy task to correct this child's wrong ideas. Without noticing that Miss Donghuang was also involved, it took a long time to explain to this child to reluctantly accept the correctness of Valentine's Day.
Then a new question arises: "But...but...I don't have a gift back now, meow."
As a well-educated child, since he received a gift, he naturally had to give something in return, but the problem was... he had no presentable gift at all as he had not prepared anything in advance. After figuring out the source of these chocolates, he felt unworthy of them.
Enterprise responded, "It's okay, Commander, just accept our chocolate."
This is a lie!
Even though she said that she was a model student and didn't want to cause trouble for others, in her heart she really wanted Xiao Lele's return gift.
Even though they said so, Xiao Lele still took out her four-dimensional small shoulder bag, and seemed to be desperately searching for something. She even put half of her body into the bag and took out a lot of items from the four-dimensional bag, such as Hong Jianjian, the Mind Cube, toys, and various strange tools. As expected, she was still very confused about how many items were in this four-dimensional small bag.
Under everyone's gaze, Xiao Lele searched for a long time. Under everyone's worried eyes, he almost lost his entire cat body in the four-dimensional bag. Fortunately, he finally crawled out of the bag. In the end, he still couldn't find a suitable gift... No, strictly speaking, it wasn't that he couldn't find anything.
The child took out his little hand with a bit of pauperism. On his little hand were some chocolate candies, which were considered as snacks for children. Compared with their formal chocolates, such chocolate snacks were too shabby as a return gift.
"I'm sorry, meow. This is all I can find right now. How about... how about... I'll go look for a return gift, meow."
"No, that's all."
Before Xiao Lele could retract her hand, Enterprise took a chocolate candy from it, unwrapped it and ate it. The calm aircraft carrier smiled and said, "Very sweet. I did receive your gift in return."
The company, which had been lagging behind for so long, finally showed its coolness for once. Whether it was the action just now or the reply, it was a rare brightening in the eyes of the child.
In response to her sneaky move, the other ship girls also reacted and decided that they couldn't let Enterprise take all the credit for being so cool.
"Commander, your return gift is also great. It's so sweet to Akagi's heart."
"It's as sweet as the chocolate Taihou prepared!"
Then they rushed to grab the remaining candies from Xiao Lele. Akagi and Dafeng, who were the fastest, grabbed the only two remaining chocolate candies in one go, and ate them on the spot, as if they were afraid that they would be snatched away by them.
"Wuwuwuwu, honey, I want your return gift too."
"Wow, wow, wow, honey, I'm sorry, I didn't get it just now, do you have any more?"
The two signature emoticons didn't even have a chance to snatch the candy because they weren't quick enough, and could only watch as the two hateful Sakura Empire ship girls swallowed up the chocolate candies. In the end, they had no choice but to cast pitiful looks at the child.
Seeing that everyone was willing to accept such a return gift, Xiao Lele's eyes suddenly lit up, and he took out more chocolate candies from his four-dimensional bag: "Yes, if it's this kind of candy, I have a lot of it, meow, if you don't mind, please be sure to accept it meow!"
Chapter 327 Dessert goes into another stomach
Children don’t have too many complicated thoughts, nor do they think about too many complicated things. It’s simple that everyone is willing to accept such a simple “return gift”. Xiao Lele is naturally very happy. After all, nowadays there is really nothing decent to give as a gift.
So after Xiao Lele took out more chocolate candies, the ship girls consciously began to line up to get their own "return gifts" from this child.
Including the girls from Donghuang, all of them were given "return gifts" by this child. Everyone showed a very happy expression for such a simple snack, as if any "return gift" they received from this child was the most precious gift to them.
In addition, there is another big problem, that is, there are too many chocolates. Even the ship girl can’t eat so much chocolate, let alone such a tiny little Lele. I’m afraid that a considerable portion of these chocolates will be discarded and wasted.
Then a new question arises: whose chocolate will Xiao Lele eat? This has become a question that everyone is concerned about.
Soon... their answer was revealed, because little Lele sat directly on the "ocean" of chocolate and began to unpack and prepare to eat.
"The commander really loves Akagi. He was the first one to open Akagi's chocolate."
"Bullshit! Commander loves Taihou too. Didn't you see that Taihou's chocolate was also opened?"
"Stop arguing, my child feels my love as a mother, so he opened my chocolate."
"Um... Xiao Lele also opened my chocolate."
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As more and more of the chocolate packages of the Kancolles were unpacked, everyone's faces gradually became strange. As Xiao Lele unpacked more and more chocolates, there were more than ten pieces of chocolate. It was no exaggeration to say that the total volume was enough to fill Xiao Lele's body.
Only after he had dismantled more than ten pieces did he stop and show everyone a special skill.
With everyone staring in amazement, the child opened his mouth and stuffed one of the chocolates, which was bigger than his mouth, into his mouth. Yes, you read that right. The child stuffed a chocolate as big as his head into his mouth in one bite. After chewing it three or four times, he stuffed the second chocolate into his mouth. He repeated the above steps, and then the third, fourth, fifth...
The ship girls were all stunned. The amount this child had eaten was far beyond what his body could normally hold, but he continued to eat. Not only did he continue to eat, but he also unpacked the food and stuffed it into his mouth at a constant speed.
This child’s stomach…could it be that it has the same four-dimensional capacity as Xiao Baobao’s?
"Silly boy, stop it now!!"
When Yixian came to her senses and called for a stop, Xiao Lele had already eaten more than twenty pieces of chocolate. Her face was puffed up like a cute hamster, but when they thought back to the amount of chocolate the child had just eaten, they felt a lingering fear.
"Child, don't force yourself if you can't eat!"
"Yes, Commander. What if your stomach gets damaged?"
"Forget it, dear. I don't want to see you burst."
"Xiao Lele, you don't want to eat it all, do you?"
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All of a sudden, more and more ship girls who had reacted came over and tried to persuade the child not to hold on. Perhaps they really wanted Xiao Lele to eat their chocolate, but if it hurt her body, that would be putting the cart before the horse.
Xiao Lele swallowed the chocolate in his mouth with a "gulp". "Yixian, wait a minute, I'll eat all the chocolate, meow."
Good boy, he wants to eat it all.
"Don't eat anymore. What if you get sick from eating too much?"
Not only Yixian, but even the other ship girls spoke up to forbid it. They didn't know how big this child's magical stomach was, but they absolutely didn't dare to gamble. Moreover, even they knew that such a diet was definitely unhealthy.
"But these are all gifts from everyone. It would be rude not to eat them, nyan."
"No, as long as the young master accepts it, we will be satisfied. Everything starts with the young master's health."
Finally, this sentence from Belfast represents everyone’s voice.
"Well... everyone's chocolate tastes very different, meow. Akagi's chocolate tastes weird, Taihou's chocolate tastes another weirdness, Enterprise's dark chocolate tastes very strong, Bismarck's chocolate tastes a little light, and Honolulu's chocolate tastes a little burnt..."
It was a bit surprising that the child actually remembered who gave him these chocolates. Not only that, he could even point out who gave him each piece of chocolate that he hadn't eaten yet.
I have to say, this is quite remarkable, but despite this, everyone still strictly forbade him to continue eating, even though the child tried hard to claim that he was fine. So the worried older sisters took the initiative to collect the "ocean" of chocolate, as if they were worried that the child would eat it secretly.
Afterwards, Da Feng even quietly came to Xiao Lele and asked with an expectant expression: "Commander, after eating Da Feng's chocolate, do you have any special thoughts?"
Although he didn't know what the other party expected, the child answered very honestly: "No, meow, and your chocolate tastes very strange, like a strange medicine meow."
It can be seen that...the strange potions prepared by Dafeng have no effect on this child.
Of course, this made the hypocritical Akagi very upset: "It's you again, fat-headed phoenix. What kind of shady stuff did you put in the commander's chocolate again?"
Tai Feng was naturally unwilling to sit there and wait for death. She retorted sharply: "What qualifications do you have to criticize Tai Feng? The commander just said that your chocolate also tastes weird. Tell me! Did you put something shady in it too?"
This wave can only be regarded as the pot calling the kettle black. Next... naturally, the famous scene of the internal strife of the Sakura Empire will be staged again. It can only be said that as long as it is related to Xiao Lele, no matter how big or small, they can always fight for a long time.
Seeing that there really seemed to be nothing to eat, the child left temporarily and went out to "return the gift" to the little sisters who had given him the gift before.
After completing the above return ceremony, the child hid in an empty corner, then took a classic transformation stance and called out, "Come out, Sister Zero, meow!"
It seems that he is used to this strange way of calling. Zero, who is showing the projection screen, doesn't even complain about it anymore: "What's wrong? Xiao Lele, it's not the agreed contact time yet. Is there something wrong?"
"Sister Ling, today is Valentine's Day, everyone is giving chocolates, meow, so I'll give you some too. Even though it's cheap, I hope you don't despise it, meow."
Then Xiao Lele showed the chocolate in his hand to the other party and asked, "Where are you, Sister Ling? I'll bring the chocolate to you, meow."
Chapter 328 Zero Wants to Beat the Ship
In fact, Xiao Lele had no other intention of testing her, she just simply wanted to give her some chocolates. Ling's face showed a rare look of confusion.
She has been lying to Xiao Lele that she is hiding somewhere in the port area. Although this is true in a broad sense, she is actually hiding here in the form of data. So far, they can only communicate with each other through screen projection, and there is no way they can meet or receive gifts.
Faced with Xiao Lele's simple request, Ling's unchanging face showed a rare subtle expression.
The innocent little Lele didn't have too many thoughts, but seemed a little puzzled by the other party's silence: "Sister Ling, what's wrong, meow?"
"No, it's nothing. Xiao Lele, just leave the chocolates where they are. I'll come get them later."
In the end, Zero could only tell the child in this way, which was equivalent to carrying out the mystery to the end.
Xiao Lele, who was also into the role, responded with sparkling eyes: "I understand, meow! Sister Ling, you also remember to be careful and don't expose yourself, meow!"
"Then I'll go back first. Sister Zero, remember to come over here, chocolate-nyan!"
Before leaving, Xiao Lele waved goodbye to the screen that remained there.
After seeing the child off, Siren's black technology was indeed incomprehensible, and Zero's virtual display screen remained in place without turning off.
After Xiao Lele left, Ling turned the screen to face the chocolate left there. She moved the screen closer and reached out as if she wanted to pick up the chocolate on the ground.
This action looks so stupid, she can't touch anything at all. She is just data now, how can she touch the real objects in the real world?
Even though she knew this, she still did this, which showed that she really wanted the chocolate.
But the gap between the two is like the gap between the two-dimensional and three-dimensional dimensions. Ling was very unwilling, and at the same time, her desire for a real body became stronger. She wanted to get in touch with Xiao Lele, and wanted to receive the gift from this child face to face, not just through a screen.
Just as she was staring at the chocolate on the grass, an unexpected figure appeared here.
She has the signature Siren long pale hair and golden pupils that are full of recklessness. She wears a sailor suit on the upper body and super short shorts on the lower body. She looks like a very lively and sexy girl, but this beautiful girl is actually one of the high-level Sirens.
The Siren who suddenly appeared was very rude. She picked up the chocolate candy that Zero couldn't touch, opened the package and ate it in one bite.
The action was too decisive, and there was really no hesitation. After eating, she even held her cheek and said, "Is this the Valentine's Day gift from "Singularity"? It's really sweet!"
Obviously, this sentiment is full of provocation from the inside out.
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