Did you masturbate today Commander?

Three consecutive festivals have passed, but everything is not over yet. It is better to say that the next festival is the biggest finale. No matter whether it is Christmas, Sakura New Year or Eastern Glory New Year, none of the previous ones combined are as important as the next festival. It is not an exaggeration to say that this festival can cause the phenomenon of "port collapse" to some extent.

What kind of holiday is so destructive? Yes, it is the legendary Valentine's Day.

Originally, this should be a holiday that has little to do with them. It can even be said that they directly ignore the existence of Valentine's Day.

But this year is obviously different. These girls who have awakened their love are all very excited. They even marked Valentine's Day on their paper calendars. It can be seen that they are very much looking forward to this holiday.

It is really hard to imagine that they even ignored this festival the year before, but this year they are waiting for it with full anticipation, like girls in love.

This is the change brought about by Xiao Lele. It can only be said that this child’s attraction to the ship girls is still so unreasonably strong.

The current situation is that the closer it gets to Valentine's Day, the weirder the atmosphere in each camp becomes.

Let’s take a few camps as examples, such as the Royal side.

Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Another explosion broke the royal tranquility and startled a large flock of birds nesting nearby.

The ship girls passing by were frightened at first, thinking it was a Sirens coming to attack, but when they saw that the explosion occurred in the kitchen, they turned around and continued passing by as if they were not surprised. It was obvious that everyone had become accustomed to this situation.

The scene comes to the royal kitchen, which is definitely the most fully equipped kitchen in all the camps, because many royal maids prepare various exquisite cakes and dishes here every day. However, all this is now a thing of the past.

Since there have been explosions of varying degrees every day in the past few days, even the most fully equipped kitchen has become increasingly simple, especially as the explosions have become more and more frequent recently. The royal maids simply don't carry out repairs, because the repairs will explode again in less than a day anyway, so it's better to do nothing and wait until after Valentine's Day to do the repair work.

In fact, the smarter ship girls have already figured out that the noise in the kitchen was caused by Valentine's Day.

Perhaps in the eyes of outside humans, ship girls are perfect, but in the eyes of the ship girls themselves, they are all women with their own characteristics. At least in Xiao Lele's eyes, they are all ordinary girls. Since they are ordinary girls, there are naturally things they are not good at, such as cooking, or cooking, or cooking and so on.

“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Why did it explode? I clearly did what Senpai said! I was only going to make a chocolate for my dear first!”

That’s right, the murderer who blew up the kitchen was Cheshire, the useless maid who had the title of royal maid but was actually incapable of doing anything... No, now she had a new title, the Kitchen Terminator.

Before that, Sheffield, who was also at the scene and encountered the explosion, broke down for the first time: "No, I should be the one saying this. What sin have I committed to take care of a useless maid like you? Why can you explode over such a simple thing?"

No one knew how devastated she was right now. She really couldn't imagine how negative a woman's power had to be to turn an ordinary chocolate dish into an explosive.

"No! Now is not the time to be discouraged. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I must finish making my own chocolate tomorrow!"

Maybe it was because tomorrow was Valentine's Day, or maybe it was just her character trait of never giving up, but after crying for a while, Cheshire cheered herself up again and went back to making chocolates.

"No! Please, give up! I don't want to suffer with you anymore!"

Once upon a time, Sheffield never thought that anything other than Siren would be reduced to a state of devastation due to the kitchen explosion. What was even more terrifying was that the cat maid in front of him, who could do nothing, actually wanted to continue.

Not to mention that teaching this stupid cat maid is an impossible task, just standing by and teaching is painful enough. Now she just hopes that this stupid cat maid can give up as soon as possible: "It's just a chocolate, I can make it for you, just stop torturing me and this kitchen!"

They are ship girls, and perhaps ordinary explosions cannot kill them, but watching a perfectly intact kitchen become like this is a great insult to the maids.

However, the playful Cheshire of Funai did not accept such a proposal and insisted, "How can that be possible? If the chocolate given to my dear is not made by myself, then it will be meaningless!"

Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom ~~~~~~~~~~~

Just as they were arguing, the wall on the right was suddenly blown up, and a large amount of flames lit up from the blasted wall, shocking Cheshire and Sheffield who were arguing. This was obviously an attack from naval guns.

If an ordinary human was at the scene, he would definitely be sent to the emergency room immediately due to the aftermath of the shock.

“Ahem! This is a lousy tutorial. I just wanted to use the main gun’s fire to speed up the dissolution a little bit!”

There is more than one royal kitchen. Elizabeth is right next door. As a ship girl with no feminine power at all, she is actually no different from Cheshire.

It can be seen that after the explosion caused the ship to collapse, Yan Zhan sat in the corner with a look of suspicion on his face, his face full of embarrassment from being blackened by smoke.

Besides this, there was also Belfast who was in an equally awkward state. Even this cool head maid was now complaining with a frown on her face: "Your Majesty, the firepower to accelerate melting does not mean that you need to take out the main gun, just turn up the firepower of the gas furnace."

Unexpectedly, Elizabeth said directly: "Too slow! I can't wait even a second. Is there no faster way to dissolve it besides the cannon?"

Listen!

As soon as you hear her, you can tell that she is not a woman who can cook normally. You can even say that she does not have normal femininity at all.

Now even the omnipotent head maid was speechless. It was estimated that even she didn't know how to answer it, because the other party had no intention of using conventional means to make chocolate from the beginning.

To this end, she offered her own suggestion: "Your Majesty, why don't we let our royal maid team do it? It has always been this way."

It was just the same proposal as usual, but this time Elizabeth rejected it outright: "No! I don't believe I can't make a mere chocolate, and... and shouldn't I make something for my husband myself?"

Chapter 322: The Chaotic Scene Before Valentine's Day

I don’t know where the rumor came from, “If the homming chocolate is not made by hand, it is not sincere.” It was this rumor that led to the current scene.

All in all, this stubborn Queen is destined to fight chocolate to the end.

Seeing this, Cheshire became even more confident, pointing to the other side and speaking to the senior who was trying to stop him: "Senior Sheffield, even His Majesty has set an example by taking the lead, so I have no reason to be lazy!"

How big the psychological shadow area of ​​Sheffield is now, probably only she herself knows, what sin did their royal family commit to lead to such a dead end.

Not to mention her despair, even the elegant head maid Belfast fell into a rare state of being speechless.

To sum up, today's royal family is destined to be plagued by disasters.

Compared with the Royal Family, whose female power is questionable, the Iron Blood Camp is also a camp that lacks female power. However, it is much better than the Royal Family, which is prone to explosions. At least there will be no explosions here.

“Aa ...

As a scream was heard in the kitchen, a pot of paste so black that it could be mosaiced could be seen, which directly ruined a set of kitchen utensils.

Hipper, the instigator, scratched his head and shouted, "Why did it fail again? Pig's trotters are so easy, why is it so troublesome to make chocolate!"

Wow, this is treating ordinary food as dessert.

“Damn it! Do it again!”

Hipper, who refused to admit defeat, threw the scrapped output into the trash can beside him. In the trash can next to him, one could see a mountain of scrapped kitchen utensils, from which one could roughly guess the number of times the opponent had failed.

"I told you to stop wasting kitchen utensils."

Finally, even Eugen, who had been hiding aside to join in the fun, couldn't stand it anymore and stepped forward.

"Wow! Why are you here? No! When did you get here?"

The frightened Hipper waved his hands vigorously to try to block the piles of discarded kitchen utensils behind him, but unfortunately his actions were in vain.

If it were in the past, maybe she would have made some interesting jokes, but now seeing how hard she was trying, Eugen really couldn't laugh.

"when?"

Eugen was not interested in teasing, and said directly: "Of course it was the first time a certain ship tried to make dessert dishes. It's amazing that you can use the technology of making pig's trotters to make chocolate. Even I can't stand it."

“Wuwuwuwu…”

Can't refute...

Knowing how outrageous his failure was, Hipper could not come up with any excuse. Failure in Iron Blood was failure, and finding more excuses would only make himself more embarrassed.

Ignoring her dejected expression, he took over her kitchen utensils and started to work: "Don't just stand there and watch, come over and help."

"what?"

Hipper looked at her sister ship in a daze, her brain seemed a little slow to react.

Seeing her disappointing reaction, Eugen said unhappily, "Why are you in a daze? I'll teach you step by step this time. I have to give something to the commander anyway, so you just follow me and learn from me. This way you won't fail."

“Uh… yeah.”

After realizing what was happening, Hipper quickly stepped forward and took out new kitchen utensils to help make the dishes.

Unfortunately, Eugen didn't know that the Royal Family had two strange ships that were built in the same way and could both explode.

Similar situations also occurred in many camps and sister ships. Compared with the special style of the Royal Family, the styles of other camps were relatively normal, among which the White Eagle, Liberty Iris and Vichy were even more conventional. Even companies that did not go into the kitchen were making their own chocolates normally with everyone's help.

If we have to talk about the painting style, it's probably that the style of Sakura Empire is a bit distorted.

It's not that someone will explode on the other side or something. Compared with the ship girls of other camps, most of the ship girls of the Sakura Empire can enter the battlefield and leave the kitchen. The only thing they are not lacking is female power. Most of them are cooks on the ship.

As for why we should talk about the painting style?

Take Akagi as an example. Late at night, a light was lit in the kitchen of the Sakura Empire. A figure was cast a strange black shadow under the light, coupled with strange laughter that was heard from time to time. It has recently become an unsolved mystery in the Sakura Empire camp.

That's right, I'm talking about Akagi, the problematic First Air Battle. On such an important day as Valentine's Day, how could she be left out to cause trouble?

Originally, making chocolate is a very normal thing, but such a normal thing was distorted into a very weird production process in the hands of this abnormal woman.

“Hehehe~~”

While laughing deeply, the Sakura aircraft carrier added ingredients to the melted chocolate. The smile on her face was very dark and strange. "Just add some of my hair, and the commander will eat Akagi. It's really great. Or add some aphrodisiac. I wonder if the commander will react?"

From these self-talks, it can be heard that she is adding something very dangerous. Even though it has the appearance of chocolate, it seems to no longer be chocolate in various senses.

Sometimes it is really difficult to understand the thoughts of women in the Sakura Empire. Whenever they give a gift to their loved ones, they always want to add a little of their own hair or other strange things on it. They think that in this way the other person's body will have their own existence. These strange ideas come from some women with more extreme thoughts. Although they cannot represent all women in the Sakura Empire, they can represent the characteristics of the Sakura Empire in a sense.

In fact, she was not the only one in the kitchen. Kaga was also making his own chocolate nearby, but the style of painting was completely normal compared to Akagi's.

Looking at Akagi who was constantly adding things to the food, she felt that she needed to say something: "Onee-sama, if you add more, you might not be able to taste the chocolate anymore."

Thanks to her reminder, Akagi finally stopped his crazy behavior a little: "It's a pity, but in order to ensure that the taste of chocolate remains, we can only stop here. After all, if there is no taste of chocolate, there is no point."

Fortunately, she was willing to stop there. If she continued, even Kaga would have been sweating.

In fact, there is definitely not just one ship girl who does this. The styles of Hayabusa and Taihou are almost the same, and it can even be said that they are even worse. In short, before the official Valentine's Day, it can be said that there is chaos everywhere.

Chapter 323: The elder sisters are already fighting among themselves before the beginning

The time came to February 14th, which was an ordinary working day. If it was last year, everyone would do what they were supposed to do and would not treat this day as a special day. At most, the little girls would bring up some gossip, and then that would be it.

But everything has changed this year. February 14th, which seems like an ordinary day, is actually full of ups and downs. Today is destined to be a very exciting day.

"Yixian, I'm going out to work. Bye meow!"

As usual, little Lele, who was carried to the door, jumped from Yixian's arms to the ground and waved goodbye to her.

"Be careful on the road, remember to go home early, don't overwork yourself, I'll give you a small gift when I get home tonight."

Yixian, as usual, like a wife seeing off her husband, tidied the child's clothes before leaving.

"What is it, meow?"

"It's a secret. You'll know when you come back."

Although the child asked him questions with shining eyes, Yixian still resisted the child's cute attack and kept it a little suspense.

In fact, it is not difficult to guess. Just think about what day it is today and you will know. Even Yixian will prepare Valentine's Day chocolates for this child. Strictly speaking, it is not just her. Every girl in Donghuang will carefully prepare a chocolate dessert for this child today.

"Then I'll go home early tonight, meow!"

Children are easy to appease. Once they have expectations, they will cheer loudly.

After saying goodbye to Yixian, he walked out of the gate of the Donghuang camp. But just as he walked out of the gate, the hair on his cat ears and tail instantly stood up, as if he had encountered a natural enemy.

“Meow meow meow meow!?”

The sudden stress reaction made the child look around very vigilantly, as if he was confirming something.

"Strange, nya?"

Only after he was sure that there was nothing around did he turn around and leave suspiciously.

But...is there really nothing?

Just five hundred meters away from the gate, in the bushes, a group of ship girls were beating up another ship girl.

"Can't you, a fat-headed phoenix, be more careful? You were almost discovered by the commander!"

"What if I scare Honey away? I can't afford to pay for it even if I sink you!"

"Don't think you can do whatever you want just because we are in the same camp. I, Hayabusa, will never tolerate you!"

「放开我！你们凭什么揍我？我这是对指挥官的爱太深沉了！」

"Hush! You can fight, but don't make too much noise. What if the commander finds out?"

"I didn't expect that we were almost discovered even from such a distance. You are worthy of being the commander."

………………

You can see a group of ship girls squatting in the grass, tracking and monitoring each other. It is worth mentioning that there are ship girls from various camps. Only on this special day, these ship girls from different camps have put aside their past grudges and started to work together for the same purpose, which is to deliver their own natal chocolate to this child.

"Stop it, the kid is starting to move, we have to catch up!"

Enterprise, who released the reconnaissance plane, shouted to them who were still beating up Taiho.

It is hard to imagine that this usually serious woman would join in the fun, perhaps because she also has a piece of her favorite chocolate waiting to be given away. All we can say is that for a woman in love, everything is possible.

Just like this, a group of ship girls from various camps were hiding in the bushes in a very funny way and moving clumsily.