Did you masturbate today Commander?

"My dear, you are so cute today!"

The next second, as expected, they started to go crazy. Before Akagi and Taihou could get crazy, they were squeezed out by New Jersey and Cheshire. Last time, they couldn't do anything to them because it was Sakura Empire's home court. This time, Sakura Empire's home court was not, so they naturally wouldn't be so polite and directly pushed their opponents away with one hand. As expected, in the face of craziness, only a bigger craziness could suppress the opponent.

"Happy New Year, Commander. Congratulations on growing another year older. This is a red envelope for you."

The company came to Xiao Lele and followed local customs and gave the child a red envelope.

When talking about Donghuang New Year, how can we miss red envelopes? Red envelopes are something that every Donghuang child looks forward to during the Chinese New Year. Many Donghuang children like to compare how many red envelopes they have received during the Chinese New Year. What's even stranger is that even some adults have started to compare to see who gives the largest amount of money to their children.

As the only commander in the port area and the only child, there is naturally no comparison. Almost every ship girl will give this child a red envelope, and occasionally even some little sisters will give this child.

Not to mention that on January 1st, the New Year's Day of the Sakura Empire, this child had received New Year's money from all the Sakura Empire's ship girls. The ship girls would not care about vulgar issues like money, so the amount of the red envelopes they packed would only be bigger, there was no maximum.

So in some strange places, the ship girls who were unwilling to admit defeat developed a competitive spirit, and the most typical example was Elizabeth.

"Belfast, hand over the red envelope that the king has prepared."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

At Elizabeth's command, Belfast, wearing a gorgeous Donghuang cheongsam, came over with a tray containing a heavy red envelope. It was hard to imagine how much load this small red envelope could bear. It felt like it would explode and fly all over the sky at any time.

She took the very substantial red envelope from the tray and handed it to Xiao Lele with a very magical expression on her face: "Take it, this is the red envelope I give you. If it's not enough, just let me know. My red envelope is definitely the most generous among all the ship girls!"

Obviously, this is the wrong example for adults.

Luckily, Xiao Lele is not the kind of human cub who is greedy for money. Xiao Lele did not accept the huge red envelope she gave him. Instead, he taught her, "That's too much, meow! Red envelopes are just symbolic and can even be waived. If you give too much, meow, it will become a meaningless comparison, which is wrong, meow!"

Several general flagships who were about to compete for red envelopes stopped halfway with their hands out. In this case... should they take the red envelopes or not?

"what?"

Elizabeth was also stunned. It was the first time she heard of someone not wanting money. In the past, when she rewarded those humans with wealth, she would always look happy to some extent. Why did it suddenly not work in front of this child?

This put her in a difficult position. After all, Elizabeth would never take back anything she had given out as a reward. Moreover, having objections to something she had given out was disrespectful to the royal family. Normally, Elizabeth would be very angry.

But facing the righteous words of this child, I really can't get angry. What's more, what she said makes sense. It's impossible for them to distort the real truth because of their own preferences.

“My king…”

Perhaps it was because she had hardly ever been preached to before, so Elizabeth had no idea how to start talking.

If it was an ordinary human being in front of her, she would just say "go ahead" and there would be no need to hesitate here.

So the current situation is very interesting. The royal flagship, which has always been spoiled, doesn't know what to say now, so everyone has to wait and see for the time being.

Chapter 319 Donghuang’s first stop must be Miaole’s boudoir

Faced with Xiao Lele's impeccable and reasonable crushing, the situation became a little interesting for a while.

After all, it is their flagship. The royal family's ship girls cannot bear to see their flagship lose face in front of everyone. After all, this is not only a loss of face for themselves, but also a loss of face for the entire royal family.

"As the young master said, thrift is a very good virtue, so I will follow the young master's request and give the young master a small red envelope symbolically. Your Majesty's red envelopes have not been fully distributed yet, so just simply draw one."

As expected of the head maid who reached the highest level in every aspect, she resolved the awkward situation in no time.

"Hmph, this, this is my reward to my husband. The extra bit shows my care for him."

It's really troublesome that she can be so arrogant about this, but it's a bit subtle. This explanation seems to... relieve the awkwardness a little, but also seems to have relieved nothing.

But there is no doubt that their queen has become a little more frank. At least in the past, she would never say such words. Unexpectedly, they would hear such frank yet somewhat inconsiderate remarks now.

“Your Majesty has become frank!?”

This seemed to be a huge event for everyone in the royal family. Look at their exaggerated tone of voice, as if they had seen something incredible.

This made Elizabeth very upset, and she immediately exploded: "Hey! What do you mean? It's not as bad as you say!!"

Obviously, the ship in question did not accept this statement, and the atmosphere became very joyful.

Little Lele held up a small red flag, acting like a tour guide: "Everyone, let me lead you to visit Donghuang Miao."

but……

"Xiao Lele, instead of touring Donghuang, can you take us to visit your room?"

At this time, North Carolina raised her hand and gave him a suggestion that was very strange for a child, but it was the best suggestion for all ship girls.

"Meow?"

Indeed, a big question mark appeared on Xiaolele's cat head: "But...but there doesn't seem to be anything good in my room, meow."

It may not be a big deal for innocent children, but for these malicious ship girls...

"No!!"

Unexpectedly, Richelieu loudly seconded the proposal at this time: "As our first stop in Donghuang, please allow me to visit the residence of the Saint Son first. For us, it is a holy place of pilgrimage. Since it is so difficult to get an invitation, it would be a waste of life if we don't visit this holy place once!"

Although other ship girls are not as religious as this fanatic ship girl, in a sense, their desire is the same.

Hearing more and more seconding speeches, Xiao Lele was confused. The originally planned route turned out to be so direct from the beginning, which made him a little overwhelmed.

As for the girls from Donghuang, they couldn't help but cover their faces. Even though they had guessed that it might turn out like this, when they actually saw this scene, they still couldn't help but cover their faces.

These women on the ship... don't they know how to restrain their desires? Their overly strong desires are almost written on their faces, but now it seems that if they are not allowed to see it, it will cause all kinds of trouble in the future.

In order to avoid previous troubles, a certain degree of compromise is inevitable.

"Commander, since everyone wants to see it, you can take everyone to see it."

Yixian has spoken, which can be said to be the expected result. After all, everyone came here for this.

"Meow?"

Xiao Lele, who already had a head full of questions, now had even more questions and it was out of control.

There was no way, the only one with a normal mind and simplicity here was this kid.

However, since Yixian had agreed, Xiao Lele had to change his plan and take everyone to visit his room. However, since there were too many ship girls, Xiao Lele's room was indeed very large, but no matter how big it was, it could not accommodate so many ship girls at the same time.

Fortunately, this group of older sisters were very conscious and entered Xiao Lele's room in batches to visit.

"This is the commander's room. The commander's scent is everywhere!"

"Shaha! Shaha! I want to complete all the missing commander elements!"

"This is the holy place of the Holy Son. Please allow me to pray first."

"Is this Xiaolele's room? It's more simple than I thought."

"This is the Commander's wardrobe! It's so cute!"

"Why does the commander have so few clothes? Are you guys at Donghuang taking good care of the commander?"

………………

The above is all about the madness of the demons. These women on the ship were curious and watched at the beginning, but later they started to make moves and find fault with various places. It was completely to the point of finding fault.

Today is the festive day of the first day of the Lunar New Year, otherwise they really don’t intend to pamper these guys. They have no choice but to continue explaining to them Xiao Lele’s daily living habits.

Of course, this is what they like to hear the most. Originally, these difficult remarks were made in order to get more information from the Donghuang ship girl.

I can only say that they are also very awkward. This kind of question can be asked directly, but they have to use such an awkward way to ask the questions. I can only say that the personalities of this group of ship girls are indeed very awkward.

But these are not the point. The point is that they started to go crazy after entering Xiao Lele's room. The fanatics made a pilgrimage like a holy land parade. In fact, these are still good. At least they still know how to abide by the rules. Some of the Sakura Empire ship girls, such as Taihou, are naturally not very clean. They specifically look for some items with a strong smell of Xiao Lele to steal. If you think that only the Sakura Empire ship girls will do this, you are wrong. The White Eagle, Royal and Iron Blood will do the same.

Regarding this situation, it's not that the girls of Donghuang don't want to take care of it, but it's too difficult to do so. There are too many people on the other side, and they simply can't manage it. Moreover, they don't expect these women on the ship to honestly spit out the things they have already stolen, and they always find all kinds of strange and high-sounding reasons to avoid the problem.

Yixian and the others had anticipated such a situation from the beginning, so they had also estimated this level of loss. Fortunately, they had hidden Xiao Lele's cat box in advance. If they had taken the cat box away, that would have been a huge problem. Clothes and other items could be made or bought again, but if Xiao Lele's cat box was missing, that would be a top priority.

Although they were very unwilling, the girls from Donghuang still had to maintain order and help with explanation on the scene, while also keeping a close eye on these dishonest female shipmen and trying to minimize the losses.

I can only say that Yixian and the others have worked really hard.

Chapter 320 The real rich woman shows up (Please turn on automatic subscription!)

Chapter 320 The Real Rich Woman Appears

Looking at the scene of a group of navy women dancing wildly in Xiao Lele's room, there is really no other more appropriate adjective than this.

The usually empty room was now crowded with ship girls from other factions. There were even some naughty little ship girls who even went under the bed, as if they wanted to see if the child had any pubic magazines.

Of course, I prefer to take some "souvenirs" back from here when they are least prepared.

What’s interesting is that the owner of the room, Xiao Lele, was temporarily left out. He sat in a corner watching everyone doing some strange things in their rooms that he couldn’t understand, and it was obvious that it would not be over for a while. On the contrary, he, the "tour guide", was temporarily useless.

Seeing that there was nothing for him to do for the time being, Xiao Lele decisively turned around and left.

He ran to another empty small room in Donghuang. After all, there was a hidden person hiding in his own port area. Since it was the New Year, he naturally had to wish Zero a happy new year. Otherwise, wouldn't it be lonely for him to be alone?

Adhering to the principle that everyone must be taken care of, Xiao Lele felt it was very necessary to wish her a happy new year.

After arriving at an empty small secret room, Xiao Lele showed the black bracelet on his wrist, then made his signature Kamen Rider transformation pose and shouted, "Show up, Sister Zero!"

It seemed to have become some kind of routine. Every time Ling was called, Xiao Lele always liked to do some puzzling and strange actions.

At his call, a screen popped up beside him, and Ling seemed to be a little speechless and made a suggestion: "Le Le, in fact, as long as you call me normally, I will appear at any time."

But Xiao Lele raised her cute cat lips and said with a strong face that she must persist: "No, since we are calling Sister Ling, there must be some sense of ritual. This must not be missing meow."

The ceremony was over, and Xiao Lele, who had calmed down, formally wished Ling a happy new year: "Sister Ling, happy new year, meow. Today is the first day of the new year in Donghuang. According to Donghuang's customs, I came to wish you a happy new year. Most of the ship girls are here in Donghuang today. Why don't you take this opportunity to come out for a walk, meow?"

The kid also believed that the other party was hiding somewhere in the port area and was only contacting him in this way.

Of course, there was no way that Ling would reveal this fact: "No, for safety's sake, I'd better keep the status quo. Oh, and I wish you a happy new year, Lele."

Xiao Lele asked her about her recent situation as usual: "Sister Ling, I've been a bit busy lately. How are things going over there? When can we come out for a walk? There are two new factions in the port area now. Everyone's fighting power is very strong. We are not afraid of any strange evil organization!"

Although the child has been trying his best to express that he has enough strength to protect the other party, he does not know that Zero actually has no entity at all. She is just hosted in the Internet, and is currently working on conquering the entity technology in order to create an entity that she can use in the real world.

Before that, I can only keep it a secret from the child for the time being: "I appreciate your kindness, but now is not the right time. But don't worry, I am very safe now. Xiao Lele, just do what you should do as usual. As long as you don't reveal any flaws, I will definitely not be noticed."

"There won't be any loopholes, meow. I'm always very careful, meow!"

Just kidding, Xiao Lele would never play the role that drags the show down in a special effects drama, so he has to prove it with actual actions.

He, Wang Lele, is the most reliable teammate. There is absolutely no sign of him being a drag. It is precisely because this kid hid so well that the other ship girls had no idea that there was a Siren intelligent terminal hidden in the port.

Apart from anything else, as a teammate, Zero knew that this kid was very reliable, so a faint smile that was absolutely impossible to see appeared on that cold face.

"Today is the New Year of Donghuang, so according to Donghuang customs, I should give you a red envelope, Lele, please stretch out your hand."

"Zero, you don't have much income, in fact, as long as the blessing arrives, it's all right."

Although he said that, he still stretched out his hands obediently. This child is very careful. He thinks that Ling has been hiding in the dark and has no income at all, so his little hands can be clasped together to make a New Year greeting gesture at any time. To think this way, it can only be said that this child is too naive.

In some ways, Zero should be the richest person in Hong Kong.

In order to cater to the festive occasion, Ling deliberately painted a layer of Donghuang Festival red when materializing this card.

"Meow? What is this?"

Xiao Lele looked at the card in his hand. There was a set of numbers on it. It looked like... a bank card?

Zero's answer explained: "This is a bank card opened in your name, and it contains the red envelope I gave you. By the way, this card is universal for all factions, and the password is your commander number."

Wow, her red envelope has completely refreshed the concept. Instead of printing money, it is better to just give a bank card. It can only be said that in terms of showing off wealth, she has surpassed Elizabeth by more than a few levels.

As if he had guessed that the child would say something about being frugal, Ling even "explained" first: "If you go to human society in the future, you can use this money. It's just a little "small change" in it."

And her so-called "small money" actually contains a lot of small changes. She just "slightly" moved the funds of many criminals in the human society, a little from each force. No one knows how much funds of each force she moved, and it finally turned into a lot of small changes.

"Thank you, Sister Zero, nyan."

At this time, Xiao Lele had no idea how huge the assets the cards in his hand were.

To Zero, who controls the Internet, these are nothing but a set of meaningless numbers. But if Xiao Lele likes them, they are valuable numbers that add icing on the cake.

"By the way, Xiao Lele, if you have nothing to do recently, try not to go out. I heard some rumors recently that things are not so peaceful outside."

It seemed that he had grasped some information, and Ling had given Xiao Lele a hint before.

Although he didn't know what was going on, Xiao Lele still listened to the advice: "No problem, meow. As long as the Governor's Office doesn't arrange any official missions for me, I won't go anywhere, meow."

"Le Le is a good kid. It's okay. I will definitely protect little Le Le."

I always feel that Zero's words seem to contain many levels of meaning, but she hasn't said them out loud for the time being. She plans to continue to protect the child in a hidden role.

"Zero-sister, let me tell you, a lot of shipgirls came to my room just now. I don't know why everyone is so excited, nyan, and..."

Zero remained quiet and listened to the child's talk, which looked very heartwarming.

Chapter 321: Valentine's Day is coming