Did you masturbate today Commander?

Cheshire had a cart pulling up a bunch of canned cat food, even canned food for humans. It could be said that she had caught all the canned food, both for cats and humans.

She began to pick up the cat food cans from the cart and began to open the lids, letting the rich aroma evaporate. "It's dinner time now, dear, your first thought is definitely that you are very hungry. Before you react to your food, you must come to me first!"

There was also a cart next to Frederick, but it was filled with a lot of... many different styles of cat climbing frames, cat cushions, fur balls, and other cat products. Who knew how much they cost? Anyway, they were all super high-end products. But considering the salary of a ship girl... it didn't seem like a big deal.

Unlike Cheshire, he is also full of mysterious confidence: "Since it is a cat, and it is still a child, no matter how mature the child pretends to be, it cannot change the fact that the child is still a child. Among so many toys, there will always be one that is suitable for the child."

"So... did you all agree to come together to clear out the Akashi and Shiranui stores?"

As Akashi made a fortune this time, she couldn't help but ask them questions as she didn't even understand why she made so much money until the end.

Although she was happy to come across the supplies and Hong Jianjian, she wanted to make money clearly instead of having a bunch of confusing accounts. Besides... the behavior of these guys seemed really stupid to her.

Chapter 293: Surprising or Unexpected (Please turn on automatic subscription!)

Chapter 293: Surprised or Unexpected

The cafeteria in the central area is very lively now because everyone is watching the stupid things these idiots are doing, and it is difficult to stop them even if they want to.

This group of idiots all came for Xiao Lele. If Xiao Lele appeared at this time, I believe the effect would be absolutely explosive.

And just as everyone expected, there was a 50% chance that Xiao Lele would appear today.

After completing the morning errands, little Lele was held in Newcastle's arms and brought to the cafeteria in the central area.

In fact, according to the original reservation, Newcastle wanted to prepare an independent dining environment for Xiao Lele and serve him luxurious meals prepared by the royal maid. Only in this way could the dignity of the little master be reflected.

Unfortunately, all of them were rejected by Xiao Lele on the grounds that she was "out of touch with the masses and the Kanmusu". At the same time, she proposed the idea of ​​"dining with the Kanmusu and being in line with the masses and the Kanmusu". As long as time permits, she will go to the cafeteria to dine with everyone.

Although the idea of ​​creating a private time together failed, it made Newcastle like the child even more. It was precisely because of this innocence that she chose this child. Today it was her turn to bring the child to the central area cafeteria for dinner.

As soon as he entered the door, he could feel the unusually lively atmosphere in the cafeteria. The perceptive Newcastle seemed to have noticed something: "Ah la la, little master, it seems to be very lively today."

With the appearance of Xiao Lele, the atmosphere in the entire cafeteria instantly reached its peak.

"Honey, look at me! You must want to jump on me, right? Now I'm covered in your favorite foxtail grass!"

New Jersey threw several seductive poses at Xiao Lele, but combined with his own foxtail grass "fashion", it just looked weird and out of place.

So Akagi reached out and pushed the other's stupid face away, and stepped forward, opening his arms to Xiao Lele: "Get out of the way, you expression-bag idiot, Commander, you should come to my side and indulge in the Mu Tian Liao perfume that I prepared specially for you, Commander!"

Then Falcon pushed forward rudely and said, "You should be the one to move aside. This should be a world between me and my childhood sweetheart. You bunch of evil-minded pests, get out of the way."

The ship girls around were watching silently in tacit understanding. They were also looking forward to Xiao Lele's reaction. They would decide whether to follow suit based on Xiao Lele's reaction today. After all, as long as they could get the commander, what would it matter if they lost some face?

Little Lele looked at them blankly, then stretched out her little hand and pointed back to Newcastle, "Newcastle, they look so weird, are they sick? Why don't we call the Goddess of the Kitchen over?"

This is a bit unexpected. I thought that even if the child didn't pounce over, he should have had some other reactions, not like this... normal?

Because of his remarks, New Jersey, Akagi and Hayabusa, who were arguing, involuntarily stopped their actions.

Obviously, this result was definitely not what they expected. Instead of continuing the useless dispute here, the more important thing to do now is to capture Xiao Lele as soon as possible.

"Honey, when you see these foxtail grasses, don't you have any thoughts?"

"Commander, do you smell it? This is the scent of Polygonum multiflorum. Aren't you tempted?"

"Xiao Lele, this is a cat box filled with (harmonious) dogtail grass, don't you want to get into the box?"

It was so funny that these three fools who didn't believe it even approached him again, just to let the child see clearly.

In the end, Xiao Lele replied: "No, meow, why do I have to have the urge to crawl into the box?"

Faced with the child's overly naive question, the three of them were petrified for a moment. It was also because of this sentence that the already funny atmosphere on the scene became even more dramatic.

“Hahahahahahahahahaha, no! I’m dying of laughter! It’s really useless!”

The first person to laugh out loud was Marblehead from the White Eagle camp. She laughed unbridledly with the youthful beauty of a young girl.

Now it was Akagi and the others' turn to be confused. Why did they do this, and end up with such a dark history? She couldn't accept it.

Logically speaking, this should be impossible. They were puzzled. Every step they took was based on the cat's characteristics. What went wrong?

"Why? Commander, these are foxtail grass, Polygonum multiflorum, and a cardboard box. Don't you have any idea at all?"

Something was wrong. Something was wrong everywhere. Akagi wanted to get to the bottom of it. Even if she failed, she wanted to know the reason for the failure clearly.

"My little master, I am actually very curious too. These things are cats' favorites. Don't you want to get closer?"

In fact, even Newcastle was very curious about the answer. They were a little worried about their actions and were even prepared to intervene forcibly, but they did not expect that Xiao Lele's reaction would also exceed their expectations.

In response to their questions, Xiao Lele raised his arms and showed off his muscles: "That's because in the beginning, my father and grandfathers were worried that I would be lured away by others with strange things, so they specially trained me to be resistant to cat supplies, whether it was Polygonum multiflorum or Foxtail grass, I was trained to have no reaction at all!"

Wow, Wang Zhenhuang and that group of old grandfathers were far-sighted and had carried out targeted training a long time ago. Facts have proved that such training is indeed very necessary. Look at the results now, they have completely shattered the conspiracy of these bad sisters.

"sh (white eagle expletive)!"

"this……"

"hateful!!!"

At this moment, their faces were distorted as they silently cursed those hateful men in their hearts. Even if they were not here, they were still hindering them in other ways, which was really hateful.

If it weren't for that group of hateful men doing these unnecessary things, little Lele might have been lying on him and meowing now.

"That's why I said that your instinct team is not good enough. After all, the most direct thing is to have enough food and clothing. Honey, I have prepared a lot of cat and human delicacies for you. Don't be polite, just eat more!"

Cheshire was still opening the can and even took out a fan to fan the scent of the can towards Xiao Lele, intending to seduce the child over.

The Instinct Group was defeated all at once, and the next one is the Cat's Daily Group. So can Cheshire use them as stepping stones to successfully attract Xiao Lele over?

This is also the result that the surrounding ship girls want to know very much. After all, they are all for reference. Whether they are successful or not, they are of great reference value. Even if they fail, they are also of reference value for avoiding mines.

Perhaps it was because of this that Enterprise and Nagato allowed her to go out and destroy the ship, which was all a trick.

Chapter 294 Miaole thinks he is a human (please order the whole thing!)

Chapter 294 Miaole thinks he is a human

How will it fare this time in the face of Cheshire's canned food offensive? Everyone is quietly watching what will happen next.

It's just that they seem to have subconsciously overlooked something very important...

Until Xiao Lele pointed this out in an innocent tone: "If you want something delicious, there are dishes made by my good friends right next to you, why do you have to eat canned food? Isn't this emergency food? And I don't eat canned cat food either."

In an instant, the atmosphere of the entire place froze, or to be more precise, everyone's expressions froze along with it.

This sentence really hits the nail on the head. This is the Manju Canteen. What kind of food can't be eaten here? Why do we have to eat canned food? No matter how delicious the canned food is, it can't compare to the cooking of Chef Manju. What's more, the person involved has stated that he doesn't eat canned cat food. There can be nothing more tragic than this ship capsizing. In a sense, it can even be said to be more tragic than Akagi and the others.

At this moment, Cheshire was petrified and looked very funny. He probably couldn't accept the fact that the boat had capsized.

But Xiao Lele didn't care about the other person's funny state, but educated her seriously: "Also, wasting food is shameful, so remember to finish the can after opening it, understand meow? Don't waste it!"

“Yes… yes.”

Cheshire, who was in shock, responded with a stiff face, but it was questionable how much he actually heard.

As a colleague of the royal maid, Newcastle felt ashamed for her, but he also silently thanked this royal emoticon in his heart. Thanks to her, he finally learned that Xiao Lele would not eat cat canned food.

After all, she had thought about using cat food cans to test Xiao Lele. She should be glad that she didn't do that. After all, she didn't want to lose face and be looked at strangely by that child.

Cheshire was defeated without any suspense, and then Frederick came on as a substitute.

Even though her previous companions had failed miserably, it did not affect her mysterious self-confidence at all.

She pushed the cart over and showed the child all kinds of high-end cat supplies: "Child, do you like any of them? Or do you like them all? It doesn't matter, they are all yours."

Facing her doting remarks, Xiao Lele once again naively but sharply complained about the fatal problem: "Aren't these for cats? But I am a human."

This was another completely unexpected statement. It was very confusing for a child with cat ears and a cat tail, who would meow when being petted and who had the habit of using the word "meow" every time he spoke, to suddenly say that he was a human.

Frederick, who was originally full of confidence, also performed the same petrified and funny state as Cheshire in the next second.

But this person has some experience after all, at least he is not like the emoticon who can't say a word: "No, this, this seems, not quite..."

Although I can say something, I can't express it completely.

After all, the current scene is really magical. If Xiao Lele is indeed a human cub, there is nothing wrong with it, but...

Until now, they have to pay attention to one issue, that is, if Xiao Lele is strictly classified, is it a human cub or a cat cub?

If he is a kitten, he has human elements all over his body, but if he is a human, where are his cat ears and tail? He also has a habit of adding a "meow" when he speaks, which really puzzles them.

If it were a human baby, it would be true that they wouldn't play with toys like cat climbing frames, but...

For a short time, Frederick fell into a state of confusion, and even she found it difficult to distinguish between cubs and kittens.

But this is definitely the first time that Xiao Lele has stated in front of everyone that he is a human being, even though he has cat ears and a cat tail.

This caused Frederick to fall into a rare state of brain shutdown. This cat state has always been the cute point of Xiao Lele, but the problem is that Xiao Lele, who exudes cat elements all over his body, actually expressed that he does not eat cat canned food and does not play on cat climbing frames, and declared that he is a human being. In short, the contradiction is prominent.

Faced with such a result, it was very magical, but also seemed to make sense. Frederick was very confused now. These words were almost equivalent to negating their starting point.

"Actually, there's nothing wrong with what Xiao Lele said."

Finally, it was Akashi, the cat-type shipgirl, who took the initiative to stand up and pointed out the problem: "Besides, cat canned food is food for real cats. Our cat-type shipgirls from Sakura Empire don't even touch it. And have you ever seen our cat-type shipgirls from Sakura Empire play with cat climbing frames?"

She admitted that she did like to crawl into cat boxes, but as for cat climbing frames... she said with disdain that only real cats would play with those things. If she really took out a cat climbing frame to lure the cat-type ship girl from the Sakura Empire, it would be a complete provocation.

Frederick was a little stunned. She even asked a little foolishly, "Ah? Is that so?"

In other words, they were wrong from the very beginning when they treated the child as a cat, and their strategy was wrong from the very beginning.

Whether it was Akagi and the others or Cheshire and the others, they were all doomed to fail the moment they started using Mao Mao's strategy.

In this case, what does their action today mean? All we can say is that their dark history has been added.

"Akagi-senpai, this is really interesting. It seems that you are not very good at preparing for the work before work."

Of course, Shokaku mocked without holding back. The Fifth Carrier and the First Carrier were not on good terms to begin with, and this junior would never let go of any opportunity to mock.

Didn't you see Zuikaku was right beside her, desperately pulling at her sleeve, fearing that there would be a (harmonious) fight next.

Fortunately, Akagi is too deeply hurt now and has no time to pay attention to them.

Logically speaking, this should be the end of the story. Whether it is Akagi from the instinct group or Cheshire from the daily group, they have all proved that it is wrong to attack this point from a cat's perspective.

However, things are not over yet, because the women on the navy ship who are going crazy towards Xiao Lele are not just these few. Maybe everyone has a feeling that something is missing.

The "something" that was missing is now there.

It's lunch time now, so naturally there are always ship girls coming into the cafeteria to eat, but the next one is very...special?

The cafeteria was very busy at this time, but occasionally some ship girls noticed the new diners at the door, but the clothes this newcomer was wearing...

Eugen couldn't help but complain when he saw the outfit on the other side: "Huh, huh, huh, huh? What do you want to play this time?"

It’s no wonder she complained like that. After all, the girls on the other side were dressed so strangely. To be precise, it’s hard to even tell which camp they belonged to.

Chapter 295 This is the model correct strategy (please order the full version!)

Chapter 295 This is the correct model strategy

I thought the farce was finally over and everyone was back to having a normal meal, but with the appearance of a "weird ship girl", this nonsensical farce continued.

Because the one who appeared this time was actually the "Masked Rider" from the Sakura Empire special effects drama, but this Kamen Rider is actually a ship girl wearing a leather suit. How can we find it? Isn't it because the front armor on the chest cannot be covered, which makes it look a bit out of place?

Because she was wearing a helmet, I had no idea which ship girl wore the suit.

Compared to the weird looks of the ship girls, Xiao Lele's eyes were sparkling when she looked at them.

When he saw the opposite side clearly, he jumped out of Newcastle's arms and trotted to the front of this strange ship girl in a leather suit.

"Kuga! It's Kuuga-nyan!"

Looking at the Kamen Rider he admired the most, Xiao Lele directly said the name of the Kamen Rider as soon as he came in front of him.

That’s right, he is the most legendary knight in the special effects drama. If you ignore the swollen front armor on his chest, he might be perfect.

When you see this child coming to you on his own initiative, you are already halfway to success.

The actor who played this knight did his homework seriously, at least he knew how to give Kuuga's signature thumbs up.

"I'm a Kamen Rider passing by. Little friend, do you want to be a hero too?"

However, her identity was exposed the moment she opened her mouth. If it weren't for the fact that she was brought up correctly, veteran special effects fans would have thought it was a certain Wang Xiaoming passing by. Moreover, the voice was so familiar that at least the ship girls in the same camp recognized it at the first sight.

"Ron?!"

Frederick showed an expression of disbelief on his face. There was nothing he could do. He really couldn't imagine that Ron would appear in a special effects suit. The scene was too weird.

Compared to the shocked faces of the ship girls, Kuuga, played by Ron, ignored their gazes and continued talking with Xiao Lele.