Did you masturbate today Commander?

Even though the voice doesn't match and there's an awkward high bulge on the chest, it's not a big deal for kids who adore special effects heroes, because they'll always find excuses for their hero idols, like the voice must have been hurt or the chest must have been swollen by a monster.

In response to the hero's question, Xiao Lele excitedly answered loudly: "Yes! I am working hard to become a hero like Kuuga who can protect everyone's smiles, meow!"

"I see. It seems that Xiao Lele is a good kid. Only good kids can become heroes."

It's almost like the standard speech given to children when participating in tokusatsu performances.

But the child really admires the hero, and Xiao Lele even took the initiative to ask the other party: "Kuuga, can you hug me?"

As a child, who doesn't want to hug his or her hero idol? So this time, Ron took advantage of the children's psychology and provided himself with great convenience.

How could she refuse such a benefit that was delivered to her doorstep? So she naturally agreed: "Of course, Xiao Lele is a good boy. He will definitely be able to become a knight like me in the future."

While responding, she also picked up Xiao Lele and started petting the child.

At this moment, even Newcastle was stunned, not to mention the surrounding ship girls, everyone was stunned.

Obviously, no one can understand...what kind of magical operation is this?

This time, Ron demonstrates to everyone what the correct strategy is.

Compared to the crooked methods of Akagi and Frederick, Ron's approach of directly starting from the other party's interests is the truly correct strategy.

Watching it jump onto the other's hand and meowing when the other person successfully stroked Little Lele.

Because the scene was so magical, no less magical than Akagi and the others just now, everyone was unable to react for a while.

After all, this method is too... simple. It is such a simple and self-evident strategy, why didn’t they think of it?

Everyone was mesmerized by the cute cat ears and tail, so they subconsciously viewed it from the cat's perspective.

But Xiao Lele is a child, and he has the interests that a child should have. He likes special effects dramas and Gundam plastic models. He obviously has very clear interests, so why the hell do they have to use his cat hobby to pursue Xiao Lele?

At this moment, they all asked themselves in unison, what was wrong with their brains to come up with such a result?

All Ron needs to do is put on a leather case and use some simple lines to "trick" Xiao Lele into petting the cat in various ways.

This really taught everyone a lesson. This is the standard strategy.

Things like Polygonum multiflorum, foxtail grass, cat boxes and cat climbing frames are all crooked and are not as good as a Kamen Rider action figure or a Gundam plastic model.

When they really saw the reason for their failure, both Akagi and Frederick couldn't help biting their lower lips. They said that they were really unwilling to accept that they lost for such an obvious and simple reason.

Although Ron's expression could still be seen through the mask, everyone seemed to be able to indirectly feel the disdainful look from the other party. Even through the mask, one could feel the other party's eyes expressing "See? This is the correct way to pet a cat. Learn more from him."

In the past, only Frederick taught Ron a lesson. When will it be his turn to teach him a lesson? His fist is hard...

"What's the fun of this childish uniform play? Why don't you come and play some adult uniform play with me, your sister?"

"Commander, for you, Taihou has taken out the uniform from the bottom of the box."

The voices of Atago and Taihou came from the door, and when everyone looked at them, their hearts and lungs suddenly stopped.

If for no other reason, the clothes these two idiots were wearing were too revealing to be called sexy and must be blurred out. This is an obscene (harmonious) thing that will be banned as soon as the details are written about it.

It's obvious that these two idiots are showing everyone another extreme wrong strategy.

"Excuse me, young master. What follows is not suitable for your eyes."

Newcastle immediately stepped forward and covered Xiao Lele's eyes to prevent him from seeing the two walking obscene creatures.

Nagato came to his senses and stood up and shouted an order: "Empty Sakura Fleet, listen to my orders! Capture these two immoral idiots! Then take them back and put them in solitary confinement. No one is allowed to be released without my permission!"

In fact, even if she didn't ask, the ship girls of the Sakura Empire would do this, after all, it would be a disgrace to the Sakura Empire.

"Ahhhhh, what are you doing? You're jealous of Taiho!"

"Wait! Kaohsiung, what do you want to do with your sword?"

Their screams were drowned out by the numerous Sakura Empire ship girls, even including Ron's riderkick.

The farce ended in final chaos.

Chapter 296 The Nth Xiao Lele Residence Rights Mediation Meeting

The last commotion in the Central District cafeteria lasted for quite a while, but in the end, due to the strong resistance from Taihou and Atago, two walking obscene creatures, it took a lot of effort for everyone to contain them.

However, the greatest luck was that they covered Xiao Lele's eyes in time and prevented him from looking directly at those filthy things. It was enough for the child to continue to maintain his pure innocence. They would never allow anyone to slander this innocence.

Since these two obscene (harmonious) creatures both belong to the Sakura Empire camp, although other camps are more or less embarrassed, it seems to be nothing compared to the Sakura Empire.

Now all the ship girls in the entire port area know that Sakura Empire has two dangerous nympho ships. Because of the damage to their reputation, Nagato is very angry, and even ordered the two idiots to be imprisoned for a long time, and they were imprisoned separately.

But these are all small things. What's important is Xiao Lele. The most valuable thing in this riot is probably Ron's textbook teaching. If you want to get this kid, you must start with the kid's interests.

What are this child's interests?

It's just Kamen Rider and Gundam Model. Their overly obvious hobbies are common knowledge in almost the entire Minato District. This makes it too easy for them.

Compared to some expensive high-end cat products, these Kamen Rider figures and Gundam plastic models are simply too cheap now.

So in the next period of time, we will see another scene, that is, various kinds of ship girls holding various figures and models to make Xiao Lele happy.

Facts have proved that this simplest method is the most effective and direct method, because every time they bring these things over, Xiao Lele will always stare at them with shining eyes.

The direction was proved to be correct, but the most surprising thing was that Xiao Lele did not accept any gifts from them in the end, and rejected them all.

The ending was a bit unexpected. In the end, Xiao Lele rejected all of them with the reason of "no reward without merit".

Although the child likes those toys very much, according to the education of his grandfathers, he should not deserve them. Little Lele would not accept gifts from his subordinates for no reason.

I have to say this is a bit unexpected, but it is also understandable. The child has been educated too well and cannot just accept things that are not his. What's more, the ship girls are all his subordinates. His refusal is reasonable and logical.

After all, under normal circumstances in the outside world, this is a typical case of a boss accepting bribes from his subordinates. As an upright child, he finally made a decisive refusal to this kind of bribery that was not worth doing, even if it was his favorite toy.

Although such a result is indeed reasonable, it also leads to another question, that is, why was Xiao Lele so happy to accept gifts such as Wushuanglong and other ship equipment?

At this point, they had to face up to a problem, that is, the status of that group of ship equipment was completely different from theirs.

Or let's put it this way, to Xiao Lele, the status of that group of ship suits is not so much friends as they are more like a group of old grandfathers who love their grandchildren. Isn't it natural for grandfathers to buy gifts for their grandchildren?

Therefore, this group of ship girls must recognize a fact, that is, from a certain perspective, their status is even lower than that of a group of ship suits.

Some smart older sisters have realized this embarrassing situation and have begun to think about how to tactfully avoid being given gifts that would be regarded as bribes by the children.

All I can say is that this group of ship girls really put a lot of effort into improving their favorability, but the process was not smooth, and it can even be said to be fraught with difficulties.

Although Xiao Lele is a child, sometimes the simplest things are the most difficult problems. Perhaps even they themselves did not expect that she is just a child, but it is more difficult to deal with her than they imagined.

In the final analysis, it is still a group of ships that are holding each other back. Everyone wants to get Xiao Lele, but no one wants Xiao Lele to be taken away by ships other than their own. As a result, a strange situation is created where everyone except themselves is an enemy. Precisely because everyone is an enemy, everyone is holding each other back.

Compared to this group of scheming ship girls, Xiao Lele is much simpler and works happily every day.

Maybe he is very busy, but this kid enjoys his work as his life and works very hard to save money every day.

Now Xiao Lele has been living in Donghuang. Logically speaking, the commander should live alone in the central area. However, as we all know, due to Baiying's various tricks, the ownership of the central office building finally belonged to Baiying. Even though it has not changed to this day, Xiao Lele's residence was accidentally moved to the Donghuang camp since then.

It’s a bit subtle to say, but since then, the Donghuang camp has been in a crushing advantage, suppressing them to the point where they can’t raise their heads. It can be said that until now there are still colleagues complaining about Baiying’s weird operations.

And now, they all want Xiao Lele to live in their camp, to go home with Xiao Lele after get off work, to eat together, to take a bath together, and to sleep together. Just thinking about it is enough to give them a brain orgasm.

But although the idea is good, it is almost impossible to implement it. Putting aside the situation of each other holding each other back, Donghuang, as a parent, absolutely disagrees.

In fact, all the camps had privately made this request to Donghuang and offered various benefits for it, but unfortunately Yixian was unwilling to give in.

Just like this time, we don’t even know if this is the first meeting, or even the Nth meeting.

The flagships of all the major factions in the port area are all here, but this time is special. As new members of the port area, Free Iris and the Holy See of Maintenance are attending this meeting for the first time. The original internal meeting of the five major factions has been upgraded to a meeting of seven major factions. But no matter how many factions there are, the topic and content of the discussion will not change.

Perhaps because of the mistake she made initially, Enterprise was still the same, cautious and not daring to speak loudly: "Um...are you really not going to consider the proposal I mentioned before? It would be nice to change the Commander's accommodation environment occasionally..."

"No!"

Before she could even finish her words, they were immediately rejected. This time, Yixian was not attending the meeting alone. The strategist Zhenhai was sitting next to her. The task, which was already difficult to handle, became even more difficult with this strategist.

Without waiting for Yixian to speak, Zhenhai had already thought of the reasons for his refusal: "I have heard the reason why the commander came to live in Donghuang. I have to say that your actions really make me shake my head. For you, I cannot hand over my precious commander to you."

Chapter 297 Donghuang Kills Like Crazy (Please Order the Whole Book!)

Chapter 297 Donghuang Kills Crazy

It can be said that the first sentence at the beginning killed the meeting and the discussion could not continue at all.

Because of the firm rejection at the beginning, the meeting fell into a very embarrassing situation just as it began.

Look at the usually majestic White Eagle God of War. Now he is like a fidgeting student in class. He seems a little embarrassed after being rejected, but seems to want to say something, but is afraid of being rejected. In short, it is very un-corporate. Didn’t you see that Bumblebee standing next to him has a subtle expression of "Who the hell are you" on his face.

Although Donghuang denied the most important topic in a very unfriendly manner at the beginning, they could not end the meeting because of this.

I have to say that this scene is really full of irony. The once weak Donghuang is now so strong that other camps have to act according to its mood, and all this is just because of Xiao Lele's existence.

Just ask yourself, when have these major camps ever tried to bow their heads in such a frustrated way? Take the most typical royal family as an example. If it were in the past, Elizabeth would have given up and left long ago. Look at her now. Although she gritted her teeth, she still chose to stay in the end. Isn't this a kind of progress? Or maybe her love for Xiao Lele has reached the point where she can tolerate such rudeness.

In short, the stalemate is still continuing. After all, today is the Nth coordination meeting, isn't it just to win the right to reside in Xiao Lele's camp?

After the White Eagle was beaten back, Nagato of the Sakura Empire also tried to speak up: "We in the Sakura Empire think that..."

"No! I think you, the Sakura Empire, are the only ones who can't do that."

It might be harder to find reasons for other factions, but the Sakura Empire was an exception. Zhenhai replied bluntly, "Don't forget what kind of farce your two nymphomaniac ships staged in the central cafeteria. How can we trust the commander to go to your faction? We're afraid we'll be attacked on the first night."

It is well-founded and hard to refute. After all, a few days ago, Taihou and Atago showed everyone a typical negative example. From that day on, the Sakura Empire lost all its face.

Faced with such a reason for rejection, Nagato couldn't help but cover her face. She was speechless.

Nagato was too embarrassed to say anything, so she looked to Amagi behind her for help.

Faced with the situation caused by her stupid teammates, Tiancheng finally just shook her head and said that she was powerless. As a strategist and a fox, she said that she could do nothing about the current situation.

Following White Eagle, the Sakura Empire also fell silent.

Snapped!

Elizabeth slammed the table and stood up: "My royal family has the best royal maid team. My husband can get the most comprehensive, proper and best care in the royal family. This is finally..."

"You royal family can't do that either!"

Before the meeting, Zhen Hai did his homework: "Don't think I don't know. Your Royal Ark kidnapped our commander once before coming to the port area. We will never hand over the commander to your Royal Ark, who has a criminal record."

Elizabeth's expression was distorted. She had no choice but to say that the Royal Ark was indeed a pit that the royal family could not get over. If possible, she really wanted to erase the existence of the Royal Ark from the root. The existence of this thing was fundamentally a shame to the royal family.

"Your Majesty, please calm down. You must not get angry here."

After Elizabeth, Belfast has the most say in the royal family. Seeing that Her Majesty the Queen was about to make a big scene, she spoke up in time to remind and persuade her.

"I know, you don't need to remind me!"

The scepter that was originally raised high was slowly put down, and Elizabeth's face turned red. Her frustrated expression, as if she wanted to be angry but had to hold it back, was very funny no matter how you looked at it. You know, it's not often that the royal flagship gets humiliated.

Finally, Bismarck also expressed his own opinion: "The problem you mentioned does not seem to exist in our Iron Blood. In this case, can we consider it..."

"You Iron Bloods can't do that either."

Unexpectedly, Zhenhai still said the same rejection, but this time the reason was much more interesting: "Your heads are full of discipline and tasks, you don't know how to take care of children at all."

boom!

A fist pounded on the table. Of course, it was not Bismarck who did it, but Frederick, his adjutant.

The usually calm Madonna of Darkness showed a rare look of anger at this moment. Not only was she angry, she even cursed, "What the hell! What do you mean we can't take care of children? Maybe Bismarck really can't take care of children, but I can't! I can even say that no one in the entire Iron Blood knows how to take care of children better than me!"

There are so many reasons to use, but Donghuang has to use the excuse that the other party can't take care of the child. Isn't this just looking for trouble? Everyone in the port area knows that Frederick dreams of becoming the mother of this child. So Donghuang uses this reason to refuse, which makes it seem like he has run out of excuses.

Bismarck couldn't help but look at her. Aren't they from the same camp? Why did she say that something was wrong? What did she mean by "I don't know how to take care of children?"

It seems that this rejection reason really hits the pain point of this woman who longs to be a mother. She can't stop talking: "I don't care who you want to say or what you want to say, but you are absolutely not allowed to say that I don't know how to take care of children!"

Obviously, she was really resentful about this and she did not forget to emphasize this point the second time.

Unfortunately, she didn't know that Zhenhai was waiting for her to emphasize this, and he directly retorted: "So what? You are going to take care of the commander with a cat climbing frame? You say you want to take care of the commander, but are you treating him like a cat? That's very regrettable. We in Donghuang treat him like a human cub. If you want to keep a cat, you can go find the commander cat."

Wow, he is worthy of being Donghuang’s poison warrior. This counterattack highlights the three elements of precision, ruthlessness and cruelty.

Look at Frederick's face, it was distorted immediately. She admitted that she had made a mistake before, but she never expected Donghuang to be so despicable as to use that mistake as a reason to reject her.

"I don't know how you define the commander in your heart, but in the eyes of all of us Donghuang shipgirls, that child is a human cub, so I think you can go back and correct your perceptions before attending this meeting."

Donghuang was killing like crazy, and even Zhenhai himself breathed a sigh of relief. You have to know when Donghuang had ever been so self-righteous.

Also used as a negative example to avoid thunder, although Frederick is not as outrageous as Taihou and the others, it cannot change the fact that they are indeed negative examples.

Faced with indisputable facts, the frustrated expression on Frederick's face is quite interesting.