Did you masturbate today Commander?

Sheffield always kept a cold face towards Xiao Lele, making it impossible for other colleagues to tell what she was thinking. Perhaps only she herself knew how she viewed the child.

But as for this stupid junior maid who wanted to use the method of hooking men to hook up with the unconventional Xiao Lele, Sheffield said that even without thinking about her breasts, she knew what the result would be.

As expected, this idiot let out an exaggerated cry of grief: "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how can this be possible? How dare the almighty Sheffield-senpai not know something!"

Sheffield had another vein on her forehead. She sincerely felt that she and this stupid cat maid were definitely incompatible. She didn't care about anything, but she always accumulated anger because of the other party's various unintentional remarks and mistakes.

“Aa ...

At this moment, a scream suddenly sounded, followed by a roar of great anger: "Who did it? Who cleared all the dogtail grass here?"

Although he cannot be said to be the owner of the territory, as a frequent visitor here, Xuefeng is very angry and his tail is already standing on end.

"That's right! I don't know what kind of ship is so lacking in public morality that it actually cleared away all the foxtail grass here."

Hearing that someone had the same experience as him, and that it was a local ship, Cheshire rushed over to hug the other person and asked for help as if he had seen a savior: "Please, tell Cheshire where there is dogtail grass in this port area!"

She was startled by Cheshire's sudden bear hug, but she was very uncomfortable with the useless fat on her chest, so Xuefeng shouted on the spot: "Who are you? Let me go! And those two things on your chest are making me uncomfortable! Did you hear me let go? Let me go!!!!"

………………

Unfortunately, the cat maid seemed to not understand the ship language and kept crying, but was finally stopped by Sheffield's complaining paper fan.

Finally, under the education of Sheffield's paper fan, Cheshire knelt down in the heavy cherry blossom style to reflect on himself.

Finally freed from the two lumps of fat that made it difficult for him to breathe, Xuefeng looked at Cheshire with lingering fear. To be more precise, he looked at those two lumps of fat, which were luxuries that he would never be able to own. His expression suddenly became "ferocious".

He responded with a roaring tiger's attitude: "The only dogtail grass in Hong Kong is right here. There is no other place, so just give up!"

It was a direct death sentence. Even though he was very unhappy with those two things, Xuefeng was essentially a good kid, so he told the truth.

"Uh, uh, uh, how could this happen?"

As expected, this stupid cat maid showed a magical frustrated expression that can be used as an emoticon.

"It seems that you are not the murderer who removed the foxtail grass. Xuefeng will let you go. After all, foxtail grass is not the only thing Xuefeng enjoys."

After saying that, Xuefeng turned around and prepared to leave.

But Cheshire's mind worked quickly, looking at Yukikaze's cat ears and cat tail. Unlike his own fake cat, this was a real cat girl and ship girl. In this case, the other party should know very well what cats would like.

In some strange places, her head still turned very fast, but at very weird angles.

After figuring it out, he stepped forward and hugged the other's waist to slow down his pace: "Wait a minute! Please tell me what do you cat-eared ship girls like?"

I was hugged again, my waist was squeezed by two lumps of soft fat, it was very comfortable physically, but I was very unhappy mentally: "What do you mean by this royal ship?"

"I can't get my hands on my favorite cat, so I want to ask you, 'senpai' for advice!!"

It really makes a difference when calling "senior" out loud, and a ship girl who likes cats is definitely not a bad woman, so the two things on her chest can be indirectly ignored.

She patted her chest with a proud expression, "What? It's about petting cats. Just ask Xuefeng about this kind of thing. Xuefeng usually plays with stray cats!"

If Cheshire said "dear" one more time, she would turn around and leave immediately. Are you kidding? There are too many competitors. How could she possibly pass on her unique skills to her competitors? It can only be said that this is a conversation based on unequal information.

"Sit still, Mr. Yukikaze will teach you a lesson. It's a simple tutorial that will make even the most arrogant cat pet you can."

"Hmmmm! Please tell me, Senior. I'll be listening carefully now, Cheshire!"

One dares to speak, the other dares to learn. A little sister on a destroyer is giving instructions like a teacher, and a big sister on a heavy cruiser is taking out her notes to study like a good student.

Looking at this incongruous scene, Sheffield seemed to realize the fact that there was an information asymmetry, but she didn't want to remind them. Wouldn't it be better if she had nothing to do? Why did she have to find something for herself to do?

Do you think these are the only ones?

I can only say that you are too naive. There have always been many ship girls who "go crazy" towards Xiao Lele, and since she is a bad sister, it is natural that they all think the same thing.

All I can say is that another nonsensical farce is brewing. For Xiao Lele, their brains are starting to go crazy.

Chapter 291: The women on the ship are so awesome and crazy (please order the whole thing!)

Chapter 291 The women on the ship were so impressed that they went crazy

Three days have passed since the ship girls went crazy without knowing each other. Today is a normal working day and everyone is busy with their own things. Xiao Lele finished her full-time job as usual and started running errands to earn extra money.

Although they couldn't see the child, everyone in the port knew about Xiao Lele's nature as a working soldier. Moreover, the group of ship girls were very envious of the child's reasons for working hard, but they couldn't find any reasons to persuade him.

In comparison, the official human commander would fight as hard as this child. Compared with this, they will definitely look down on other commanders in their entire lives.

It is precisely because of this incredible charm that these girls are happy to look for the child everywhere every day. It can be said that everyone’s daily work is done with the mentality of treasure hunting and opening blind boxes, and every day is full of expectations.

Another thing worth mentioning is that these girls come to the cafeteria in the central area for their meals every day, because this is the place where the greatest chance of seeing this child is. Almost half of the time in a week, you can see Xiao Lele eating here, and this alone is enough for everyone to gather here to eat.

It is for this reason that the cafeteria in the central area was upgraded and transformed by the Manchus into a large cafeteria that can accommodate all the ship girls in the entire port area to dine at the same time, and the cooking styles cover all camps. On weekdays, Manchus are even directly transferred from other port area cafeterias to work.

The Central District Cafeteria is still as busy today on a weekday. Many girls gather here to eat, hoping to try their luck.

Only here can you see ship girls from different camps, and only here can you chat and eat with partners from different camps. Therefore, even on holidays, there are still many ship girls coming to the central area’s cafeteria to eat.

Bremerton ate his pasta while chatting with Helena beside him: "Helena, do you think we can run into Xiao Lele today? It's really hard to find that child. Can you use your invincible radar to explore?"

Helena, who is quite shy, is not very good at expressing herself even to her colleagues in the same faction: "Sorry, I tried, but my radar couldn't find any trace of the commander. I'm sorry to disappoint you all."

Faced with her overly shocked apology, Bremerton embarrassedly comforted her: "It's just my complaint. Helena, you don't have to apologize at all. But even your enemy-detecting radar can't capture the commander. As expected, we still need to use higher-level radar equipment. The level must be at least T3. But it's a pity that White Eagle still needs to write an application to use such high-level equipment. It's so troublesome. I really want to hug Xiaole... Haha!!!"

Just when she wanted to complain more, she accidentally turned to the door and the scene she saw made her unable to hold back.

Reno, who was sitting in the same direction, was in big trouble. He was sprayed in the face: "Bremerton, what's wrong with you all of a sudden? What... did you see...?!"

When she turned around, the scene she saw immediately scared her back what she was about to say. After all, this scene also caused a deep shock to her, just like seeing a siren attacking the central district cafeteria.

No, in some ways, it was even more shocking than the fact that the Sirens had attacked.

"Kukuku, everyone is stunned by my outfit, but unfortunately, this outfit is not for you, but for my honey."

That’s right, it was New Jersey that he arrived at. This silly Silly Rabbit really wore this boat-throwing outfit, and he wore it in the Central District Cafeteria under the watchful eyes of everyone.

The big sister of the battleships such as White Eagle's North Carolina has turned her head away and can't bear to watch. At this point, I don't know whether I should admire her awareness or that she is too natural.

Miss Black Dragon, who is known as the master of the strongest battleship, is very famous in the port area. But precisely because she is so famous, her overly stupid behavior now makes everyone even more dumbfounded.

“Aaaaaaaa! You foxtail grass thief! It’s you who dug up all of our Sakura Empire’s foxtail grass!!”

"She's the bad sister who shoveled away our resting place!"

"Ooooooooooooooooooooo, my dogtail grass!"

"Bad Silver! That's a bad ship!"

………………

Yukikaze and a group of cat-type ship girls made angry accusations on the spot. This was not limited to cat-type ship girls, other animal-type ship girls also liked dogtail grass, so for them, this silly rabbit instantly became the image of a big devil.

Facing the complaints of many children, New Jersey still had a relaxed demeanor: "Kukuku, although I'm very sorry for you little ship girls, but for Honey, this is a necessary sacrifice. At most, I will give you little sisters more compensation. Besides, there is a saying in Donghuang that "weeds can't be removed completely, and they will grow again with the sea breeze". Anyway, they will grow out soon."

It was so despicable that even the other White Eagle colleagues couldn't help but cover their faces. It was really unbearable to watch.

Although Shangri-La didn't say anything, she looked at Enterprise with a surprised look as if to say, "How dare you agree to let this idiot dress up like this and embarrass himself?"

The company, on the other hand, had a look of astonishment on its face, which clearly meant "I never agreed to it at all."

It is conceivable that New Jersey's move was an act of its own accord that even the companies were unaware of.

In order to seduce Xiao Lele to herself, New Jersey's actions refreshed everyone's understanding of her. It turns out that the so-called big sister can be so shameless. It can only be said that it is an eye-opener.

"It's really hilarious. In this day and age, people still think of such backward ideas as dogtail grass. It really amazes me."

The signature mocking voice came from behind. Akagi also came to the central district cafeteria, and as soon as he arrived here, he immediately started to mock the other party.

"So what? As long as I can attract Honey, it's fine. And you...wait, what's that weird smell?"

Just when New Jersey wanted to say something, the strange smell on the other person choked her and she could hardly speak.

Zuikaku, who was closer to her, couldn't help but pinch his nose to keep his distance: "Senior, what is that strange smell? It's too pungent!"

If it was just a normal spray twice, this situation would never happen, but the problem is that she actually poured it all out and smeared it all over her body, especially some private parts. One can imagine what sinister intentions this red fox has.

But Akagi smiled smugly and said, "You never thought about it, did you? If you want to attract the Commander, you still need Kitamura. Now my whole body is full of Kitamura's essence. The Commander is destined to only look at Akagi. Oh hehehe~~~~~~"

Chapter 292 The Idiots Who Lost Their Ships Have Proliferated (Please Subscribe!)

Chapter 292 The Idiots Who Lost Their Ships Proliferated

As soon as he comes on stage, he has the typical three-part villain laugh. What's going on with this late-night soap opera-like déjà vu?

Instead, New Jersey's eyes widened, and he pointed a finger at her in accusation, "Ahhhhhhh!! No wonder all the Mu Tian Liao perfumes are out of stock. It turns out you sold them all out!!"

In response to her accusation, Akagi replied with disdain: "You can only blame yourself for being slow. When it comes to purchasing goods, the quick hand gets the reward, the slow hand gets the reward."

How should I put it? It's simply a reversal of fortune. Isn't this the same scene where the Sakura Empire expelled people from the Imperial Japanese Army filed a complaint against New Jersey? Now the roles are reversed.

Of course, New Jersey didn't want his dogtail grass strategy to be looked down upon by other ships, so he tried hard to refute: "Nonsense! Your perfume smells so strong that it's weird. Honey must prefer dogtail grass because it's a cat's instinct!"

"Naive! So naive!"

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from somewhere in the cafeteria, but surprisingly, no one could find out who was speaking for a while. Everyone looked at each other, as if to say "I didn't say that", until...

Until a huge cardboard box suddenly stood up at the cafeteria entrance, behind Akagi.

"Box, Box Monster!!!"

Ruyue, who was closest to her, was so frightened that she jumped up and hugged her friend next to her.

The ship girls around were shocked, but one by one they all showed a subtle look of "Who is this idiot again?"

"This voice... are you Falcon Hawk?"

After all, they were colleagues on the same aircraft carrier, so Akagi naturally recognized the other party's voice.

Since the cardboard box only had two holes at the head and the overly large box covered the upper body, no one could guess it for a while. However, acquaintances in the same camp quickly guessed it, but the other party's current appearance... it's really hard to describe.

Akagi complained rudely: "So what exactly do you want to do? If you want to make everyone laugh, I admit that you have succeeded halfway."

"You are a bunch of idiots who only know how to play tricks on others. Even I look down on you."

Wearing this suspicious and funny outfit and making the most arrogant remarks, he suppressed Akagi and New Jersey in one breath.

This made the two of them very unhappy. Akagi mocked unhappily: "You sound so great, but you look so ridiculous now?"

"Hehehe, a cat's destiny is ultimately to be in a cardboard box. This specially made cardboard box of mine was made just for Xiao Lele, so my childhood sweetheart will ultimately belong to be by my side!"

Falcon let out a smug laugh. Since she said so, she must be confident in her own situation. While speaking, she opened the seal of the box on her head, revealing the magical scene inside.

"This is?!"

"Ah this..."

"Well……"

When they saw clearly what was inside, everyone fell silent. Under the cardboard box was of course the falcon's head, but there was also some foxtail grass besides that. It was probably because the remaining foxtail grass on the grass had been harvested.

There were scattered foxtail grasses planted in the box. Even though they were scattered, the falcon couldn't avoid biting a mouthful of foxtail grass when it spoke.

It was obvious that the opponent intended to take down Xiao Lele through the double instinctive attack of the cat box and the dogtail grass.

When the surrounding ship girls saw the scene inside the cardboard box, they couldn't help but hold their breath for a moment. After all, this operation was too... stupid.

They really had never seen such a bizarre way of operating. It not only looked stupid, but also very embarrassing. They thought that New Jersey and Akagi had already broken the bottom line, but they didn't expect there would be something even more heavyweight.

"You actually have this trick up your sleeve! You're amazing!"

Just when everyone was thinking "Is this guy an idiot?", Akagi and New Jersey were unexpectedly serious as if they were facing a great enemy.

Because this reaction was really ridiculous, the surrounding ship girls were once again speechless. Are they serious?

Hipper was glad that he had just finished his meal, otherwise he would have spat out all the food in his mouth.

She couldn't help but ask Mikasa, who was sitting nearby and was known as the "senior", "Won't you, the Sakura Empire, take care of your sick ship?"

Mikasa, who looked like "don't ask me", wanted to be a transparent ship: "I don't know, don't ask me, I don't know anything."

This senior immediately denied three things in a row, and it was obvious that he was very reluctant to respond to this funny scene.

Do you think this is the end? I can only say that everyone is still too naive.

"You are the ones who should be naive!"

I never expected that the mantis stalks the cicada, while the oriole is behind. Another new voice sounded, and this time it was Cheshire and Frederick who appeared again.

Cheshire spoke with a proud look on his face, "Before your instinct responds, dear, there will be other things you would rather do!"

Similarly, Frederick also responded with the same confident smile: "Don't forget, the child is still full of childish innocence. I just want to say that you underestimate the child's affairs!"

When everyone looked at them, the first thing they looked at was the items around them. After seeing clearly what they were, they all fell into silence again. They couldn't say they were much better than the previous few idiots, but they were not much different.