"Yes, 30,000 troops." Levi nodded.
"... Even if I bought Brittany, I wouldn't be able to get 8,000 people, right?"
Look at this number...it's actually correct.
To be exact, they couldn't even gather 4,000. In Brittany, there were eight small countries gathered together, and the number of soldiers was naturally much smaller as the number decreased layer by layer. But...
"Well...is your butt okay?" Wei looked at Astolfo's butt.
"Oh, I thought you liked to see it, so you kept sticking your head out." It's said that this transvestite is a bit slutty. At this moment, he shook his little butt and jumped off the clothes, saying, "It's okay now... To be honest, your grip is too painful."
"... Let's not talk about this." Li Wei quickly stopped the topic, feeling gay: "Let's go out and take a look..."
"?what?"
"Nothing…Chloe!"
"Yes!"
The elven female knight had been sneaking around the door, staring at Levi - she came here with a mission from Her Majesty the Queen. She wanted to keep an eye on Levi, and she would never let him get together with a man, even if it meant insulting her body, humiliating her, or getting pregnant.
"Then, Lord Levi, you have to order me..."
"Go, gather the troops. Except for those who are necessary to guard the prisoners, gather everyone."
"Ah? ...Okay."
The female knight looked at Levi very uneasily, then at Astolfo - and finally stared at Astolfo.
This man looks like he could make men lose their rationality.
"Why are you still standing there? Go now."
"……Yes."
After receiving the order, Chloe walked out of the tent, and immediately grabbed Shui Cheng Xuefeng who was standing at the door selling orders without any sense of crisis.
"Xuefeng, come here."
"……Eh?"
"Keep an eye on the inside."
"what?"
"That person wants to commit adultery."
"......?" Mizuki Yukikaze suffered a shock in the sense of sexual fetish: "No way? Although both the adult and the captive are very beautiful... but... this is also..."
"They have each other's weapons, just be careful - remember, if Levi gets addicted to men, will he still look for you?"
“……?!?!”That makes sense.
Not long after, about the time it takes to train, herald knights rode on the battlefield in groups of three or four, ordering all the troops to assemble.
There were more than 10,000 people, and it was endless. What's more, they were a group of demons with horns on their heads and wings under their ribs? After about half an hour, everyone gathered slowly and orderly.
"Oh... the military looks good." Standing on the high horseback, Astolfo's riding skills are also first-class. Looking far away, the fake knight nodded frequently: "Not bad, not bad... Uh, I say, you didn't really summon the demon army, did you?"
"Yes." Levi nodded and said, "The Dark Gate has been built. We can lead everyone to counterattack Hell at any time."
Will Lucifer hit me?
"Then... I believe it a little bit." Astolfo nodded and said vaguely: "Are you sure you have 30,000 people?"
"That's about right. The military reported that there are 28,000 people in total - hahaha, 30,000 sounds like a lot. Brittany hasn't mobilized yet, so I hope that both sides won't make things too awkward."
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The total amount is seventeen thousand.
But the sun has set and night is approaching - in the gloomy dusk, it is normal to have more people, raise more flags, and use more tactics to confuse the enemy.
"...Okay, I'll write to Xia Lulu. You do have so many people. Xia Lulu is a smart person and won't fight to the death with you... But do you really want to join Xia Lulu's court?"
"I have long admired and been friends with Charlemagne." Levi looked fascinated.
When you can't kill someone, it's all due to misunderstanding. When you can kill someone, do your best to kill him - be careful of being stalked by someone else while the oriole is behind.
Carl Charlie also has a brother, who is in the East Rank Kingdom - he is also on the alert, with 100,000 troops (don't go into the anime world too much, it's no more than 30,000 at most). If I and Carl want to fight to the death, and the other side comes to pick peaches? - Who can stand it?
"Especially after I met Prince Astolfo, I felt even more that... you must be a high-quality court."
"Ahahahaha... uh, you didn't join Xia Lulu's court just for me, did you?"
"...?"
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Look, everyone is in harmony, right?
In addition to guarding the prisoners, Levi and his men rushed to the next ambush site without stopping. Similar to this time, due to the complete asymmetry of intelligence, the three armies were defeated by Levi. Not only did Levi capture the remnants of the defeated army, but he also got three of the famous 12 Templar Knights of Carl Charlie (Xia Lulu).
Wow.
In addition to the [Templar, show the "light blade"], the transvestite prince Astolfo who exposed his penis in front of Levi. There is also the exhibitionist knight Roland, who has nothing to say. Basically, he is treated with courtesy and asked to put on his pants.
"Gu, kill me!"
Oops, the password is correct.
However, the confidentiality of this password is too poor.
Levi had done his homework on this princess, and of course he treated her well after capturing her - mainly because she was the real target of united front work.
Bradatman Clermont. Charlemagne's niece, Charlemagne is 27 years old this year. She is one of the children born to Charlemagne's biological sister and the Duke of Clermont. Huh? Why are girls from the Duke's family called princesses?
Oh, she is older than me. Besides, a small piece of land can be called a kingdom, so why can't our powerful duke's family be a princess? Really... Anyway, this is the complicated way to call it.
Ah? Charlemagne is 27 this year, how can his sister's child become a general? It's simple. Charlemagne's sister was 10 years old when she got married. Do you think this is scientific? Princess Bradatman is 16 years old this year. Oh, it's the times, it's not impossible to have a child at the age of 11. Don't think too much, just think too much.
Isn't it scientific? It fits the times, the characters' personalities, and the time is accurate.
My mother gave birth to me when she was 11 years old.
I'm 16 and still don't have a boyfriend.
Bradatman, rave reviews, absolutely amazing - waiting to be married.
"Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you caught me! Even if you perform the most cruel physical transformation on me! Transform me into a sow, female dog, bitch who can only show ahegao! Cut me off..."
"Ah, stop! - Chloe? Chloe? - Where are you? Chloe, come here! There's a heavy-mouthed person like you over here. Yes, the type who talks a lot but is ruined if touched in actual actions - Why are you glaring at her? - Talk to her and let her calm down."
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Chapter 66 Tell me, do you want me alone or my whole family?
Bradatman's ancestor is Hector, a great hero in Greek mythology. If you don't know who Hector is, please remember his famous line: "Achilles, I want to duel with you. I want
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Kill you, cut off your head, and then smear your blood on the face of your slave] - After bragging about this, he got G and then got the J in the playing card.
Achilles' biggest stepping stone is this guy, because it is said that this guy is actually quite awesome, but unfortunately he met Achilles, who is a cheater. Basically, this part is a myth and legend, which is comparable to treating the Investiture of the Gods as a history book - sometimes even the name cannot be believed, not to mention how stupid it is for people to treat this as a history book or an archaeology book.
But no matter what, if the ancestor is Achilles, then you can brag about it. If the ancestor is Hercules, then wouldn't you have already won? - Although in the world view of Fate, Hercules (the brain-dead version) was killed by the cheater when he personally went into battle.
This is getting off topic. Unless Hector becomes a womanizer, she won't appear.
In theory, Bradatman... no one knows if this person existed in history. In fact, the Twelve Templars... should also have their own historical prototypes. We will just take it as a guess and listen to it as a guess.
The legendary Bradatman is extraordinary.
The most unusual thing is her masochistic view of love.
Bradamante fell in love with the enemy general Ruggiero during the battle with the Saxons. She was the kind of woman who couldn't stand being beaten. A hidden nympho? In short, she was definitely better than a nympho for no reason. Unfortunately, her love was unfortunate. Bradamante became famous as a knight chasing after her lover. Almost all of Western Europe knew that she was a woman chasing after men. Her father was so worried that his hair fell out in clumps.
Bradatman's final story is okay, at least the adults finally get married - if he can get his girlfriend, he can't be considered a complete loser.
"Gu. Come to think of it, this is not the humiliation a knight should endure. Come on if you want. Kill me!" - This code was the first sentence she said after meeting Levi.
Levi looked at this blonde with twin ponytails, wearing a blue and white bikini armor that looked like a tsundere princess. He watched the other person's face gradually change color, and finally seemed to lower her head to solve the problem.
it is good.
"Looks like you've calmed down, dear lady." Levi had to learn some medieval knight etiquette and bow according to his idea. But... he had to do it in the fullest way: "In the name of the Lord (sorry to bother you again), our two countries..."
Levi repeated the same words he used to fool Ah Fu.
"Prince Astolfo, Sir Roland is waiting for you. You can reunite with them anytime, and the same goes for the 20,000 captured soldiers." Levi felt that his courtesy had reached its limit, and hoped that the other party would not give him face. He immediately made a gesture of invitation and said, "I have prepared clean clothes, rich food and wine. You can live with one of your servants, and you can communicate with the outside world - I hope you can communicate with Carl to show my sincerity."
There is no sincerity. It is simply that they may not be able to win the fight at the moment, and it is easy for other third-party forces to take advantage of them.
"I……"
Levi looked at Bradatman and he seemed different from the other two.
The other two looked silly, but after his "sincere" words, everyone gave in. At least they gave each other a way out, which in a sense can be regarded as great wisdom in the form of foolishness.
This Bradatman seemed to be a little smart and difficult to deal with. After listening to Levi's nonsense, he hesitated. Then he said awkwardly: "...Thank you very much."
"?" Levi thought the other party was planning some big move, but after half a day he just said this?
"Well... such knights are very rare. Ah, demon knights are even rarer... um." Bradatman hesitated for a long time, and finally said to Levi with a blushing face: "Can you give me a piece of your equipment as a gift for our acquaintance?"
Bradtmann, one of the heroines of epic poems of the classical era depicted in the Renaissance.
Just like the Dragonborn, his most famous abilities are... stealing equipment, stealing equipment, and "tomb robbing".
Levi was also quite surprised. This was the first time they met and they were still in the position of captive and victor, but the other party was so flattering that he asked for equipment... But it was not impossible. Levi smiled and took off his demon cross.
"This is the cross that has been with me for many years." Levi has been here for less than a year, but he wants to brag: "It has accompanied me through many difficulties. At that time, the church I was in suddenly caught fire, and I thought I was dead. But this cross protected me from any harm. Now, I think you are more suitable for this cross."
I bought them wholesale for 11 cents each. They're not worth much anyway, so I'll just give them to you.
Ah, this inspiration came from the first time Putin met Bush, he gave Bush a cross which was said to be his family heirloom and which was not burned down even when his house caught fire. Bush was said to be very moved (I was indeed very moved), and then he turned around and continued to attack Russia.
"Oh?!" Bradatman looked at the equipment in his hand. According to this statement, it was at least an orange equipment. It did feel unusual in his hand (psychological reaction, right?), and he was even happier. He took off the cross pendant on his chest and gave it to Levi shyly: "This... This is my cross. It's not a cross with a legendary experience, but it is indeed a cross with a legendary experience.
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It is what I pray for every day..."
"No, this is the cross of the great knight Bradatman, which is both legendary and pious." Levi said, of course, to sound nice: "From this gift, I also see true friendship - may our friendship last forever!"
"Okay, okay..." Bradatman continued to hesitate for a moment, then said more shyly: "Please forgive my impoliteness for not greeting you properly when we first met. But... I have to go see my old friends and comrades first, and our... farewell etiquette cannot be too simple. Of course, this is my first time to say goodbye so grandly, and it should also be the last time..."
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Farewell etiquette?
"Oh, that's no problem." Levi nodded and said goodbye...
Then Levi watched the other person running towards his hand.
He spared my hand and put his arm around my back.
Standing on tiptoe, he pushed Levi's head down.
The cheek kiss originated from the patriarchal system in the Roman era. After the child went out to attend a party, the parents would sniff the child left and right when he came back - did the little bastard drink? - Gradually it became a kind of etiquette, reaching its peak in the Middle Ages. After the 14th century, it was cut off by the Black Death and replaced by the hand kiss (although it existed long before).
But generally speaking, this only happens between relatives, spouses and good friends. Generally speaking, just touching the cheek and kissing the cheek is enough.
Have you seen Xunzong (Brezhnev)'s "Kisses Everywhere"? This is amazing. Two middle-aged and elderly men are like performing the ultimate gay sex that challenges the lower limit of human beings. They hug and nibble, mouth to mouth. It is said that in Europa Universalis, this is a kind of complete abandonment of prejudice, complete trust and goodwill towards you. Xunzong always starts with kissing on the face when dealing with diplomatic occasions, and there is no limit, kissing everywhere!
But you have to know that this is Europe, and it is normal to express inexpressible joy - barbarians after all.
Barbarians are sometimes very good.
"Woo..."
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