Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

At first you'll feel a little tired, and then after a few minutes the beach will turn to asphalt and the soles of your shoes will become sticky. The sand is no longer sand but 502 - the sand is dry, but every time you take a step, you will find that the footprints on the beach are all wet.

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The feet were cut away but nothing changed - the coast was quiet and peaceful after the tide went out.

Except you who are about to die.

Sometimes the knight and the horse would be trapped together, and the horse would die faster. Sometimes the driver would be trapped together with the carriage. In more terrible cases, even an entire army would be trapped.

"Oh, damn." It was raining and cold in France in October.

Prince Astolfo is a prince of England. Why did he come to France to make a living? Oh, did Maud inherit the throne? And the prince is not worth anything. First, the importance of the prince is inversely proportional to the number, and second, the importance of the king is inversely proportional to the number.

These days there are kings everywhere, their glory is short-lived and glorious.

The rain is getting heavier.

"My Lord, one of our armies has completely disappeared."

A knight rode up and said to Prince Astolfo.

"Are you another idiot who went to the beach to catch fish without telling me?" Prince Astolfo looked up at the knight helplessly, "These idiots, idiots! I've told you that France is not a good place, and Brittany is even less so, but you just don't listen! Last time a team went fishing, no one came back! They were all drowned by the quicksand on the coast! These idiots... They look peaceful, but they are actually dangerous. Don't they know? Really."

Prince Astolfo waved his hands helplessly: "Send out the outposts again. We are getting close to the enemy. Be prepared for reconnaissance. People, be the first! If any of you fall behind, be careful or I will castrate you myself...Ahahaha, I'm kidding, don't be afraid! The army should set up camp first. I don't know how many people will catch a cold after this heavy rain...Damn it, let's take shelter from the rain!"

In the Middle Ages, the common cold was roughly equivalent to pneumonia, and pneumonia was roughly equivalent to G.

"She was so bright and cheerful just now... Hey, help me put up the tent! Hurry up! Give me some hot stuff after you make it - bring me some of my treasured dried ginger and heat it up..."

The dark clouds were like a huge army formation, covering the bright sky. With lightning and thunder, the thick clouds immediately began to rain down. Water splashed on the ground, and the muddy dirt road became difficult to move forward. The army advancing along the coastline was drenched by the heavy rain and had no intention of moving forward. They became scattered. Now, after receiving the order from the highest general, the army instantly became small groups of two or three...

Just like the national army in old movies.

——This shows how powerful Charlemagne was in fighting.

The downpour was getting heavier and heavier, and visibility was getting lower and lower, as if it was less than 500 meters. The sound of the heavy rain was getting louder and louder, and there seemed to be faint shouting in the distance.

"It's too noisy!" No way! No way! No way!! ——Prince Astolfo had planned to take a nap, and even took off his armor and put on pajamas. But after drinking a bowl of ginger soup, the shouting outside seemed to be getting louder and louder: "Someone come! Go out and tell those guys to keep the noise down! I'm going to sleep! Whoever disturbs me, I'll make him kneel on the ground and use him as a chair for me!... Why are you kneeling?"

“Sir!” The knight kneeling on the ground looked a little embarrassed: “Oh no, for some reason it seems that the camp has exploded in the distance! The visibility is too low, we can’t see anything within half a mile.”

"?? Camp bomb?" This is not good news. "Come on, take me to see it! - Hey, take his armor! Cloak, take his cloak too! I..."

"Sir!" Suddenly, another knight came in from outside the tent, soaked to the skin. This one was even more miserable: "Oh no! Enemies are everywhere! Endless, endless!!! Enemies are everywhere! We were ambushed!!!"

Chapter 64 How Can You Tell If I Am Male or Female?

War is a losing business - Kusanagi Tsuneo's cousin.

Prince Astolfo was captured.

At first, Levi thought he had captured a military prostitute or something - because firstly, she didn't look like a military wife, because she looked too coquettish; secondly, she didn't look like a female general, because she looked too coquettish; if that was the case, then she could only be a sexual staff member accompanying the army.

Levi had no idea that he had captured a prince.

“…Isn’t this the main account?”

The battle did not end quickly, because there was a fierce resistance around the main tent. After the commander's flag was completely cut down and the rainstorm ended, the chaotic battlefield that stretched for several kilometers was discovered - the main tent had been completely captured and on fire, and the surrounding area had fallen into an irreversible defeat. The enemy's army went from desperate resistance to total collapse.

Levi was actually quite puzzled. He had already reached the enemy's main base, but why was there only a base but no commander? Although there were a few who looked like female knights, the one I wanted to catch was...

Is he a prince?

"Listen to me." Levi looked at the group of soldiers around him. Levi didn't think that when there were as many as 30,000 soldiers in this era, they would all be professional soldiers. He also didn't think there were any loyal and righteous people here - even if there were, it was impossible for all of them to be, otherwise the collapse just now would not have happened.

Levi asked his soldiers to gather a group of captured enemies together...

Huh? Don't you want to take prisoners?

Yes, basically no one is a prisoner - hey, are ordinary people human? No way? You are not a human, I don't care if you are a prisoner or not.

As for those who are human, I will save them. In ancient China, it was so cruel. When people were human, they would make sure that everyone would be killed.

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Then the enemy will not be able to gather an army to continue attacking. When the Chinese were still in the aristocratic era, they would make sure to kill the aristocrats (the good times of the Spring and Autumn Period are gone forever) - the enemy country will have no fighting power.

The same is true in Europe. If you kill the nobles, the war will be considered a victory. This is highly similar between Europe and District 11 (to be exact, China is the only one that is like a scorpion shitting). The medieval war era was mainly based on routs. In District 11, the population increased instead of decreasing during the Warring States Period. You can see the seriousness of the problem. Levi made sure to make the other side "decent". The nobles would not surrender. You must have the spirit of chivalry!

Then the remaining group of soldiers, whether they were peasants, citizens or whatever, the number of prisoners was more than 5,000, and about 3,000 of them escaped? The rest were dead.

This deception and sneak attack was a great success no matter how you look at it - because not many "people" died on their side, while the other side had already collapsed along the way.

"In the name of the Lord, I now forgive your sins." Levi stood on a high hill and looked into the distance, at the vast sea of ​​people.

You are standing on a high place and looking down. Who is talking nonsense to you?

Levi stood on top and said, below, a group of pale-faced humans and other races captured by the demons were already like the above test, one by one tied up with ropes, one by one driven by swords. All the armor was taken off, revealing single clothes or other places, kneeling or squatting on the ground like prisoners of war.

Then I heard someone talking about the Lord and forgiveness.

Look up.

A huge demon, wearing blood-red armor. The blood on the sword in his hand was not yet dry, but this handsome face, like a ruthless machine, just stood there, not caring whether the atmosphere group could liven up or not.

"In the name of the Lord." Everyone looked up and saw a demon, who opened his mouth and called God Father, and closed his mouth and called God Brother. In an instant, they felt that the world had changed: "Carl Charlie and I have been friends for a long time. There must be a villain who is interfering in this battle!"

Nonsence!

Although Qin Hui deserved to die, he was largely a scapegoat. Wanyan Gou should have been cast into tinplate and kneeled down together with Qin Hui and his wife. Although Livius had never met Charlemagne, he was sure that if he was caught by Charlemagne, his fate would not be good.

But... I can't beat them. Even if we win, there will be another wave coming. If we can't beat them, it's all misunderstandings. If we can beat them, we will definitely kill you!

"Now, please just recognize who your supreme commander is." Levi searched the main tent for a long time, but found nothing except a girl who was ready to die heroically like Yu Ji... Of course, this girl looked a little coquettish... "I will send him back to Carl with all of you!"

"You call me that in a very friendly way. Did you call me Carl?" The little girl with pink pigtails who Levi had not paid any attention to kept jumping up and down: "Hey, hey, hey, are you stupid? I told you I'm Prince Astolfo, you..."

"I have always been very tolerant of loyal people, even people like you who won't tell lies. Do you want to die for your master?" Levi looked at the beautiful girl in front of him who was jumping up and down in anger and even a little helpless. He was also helpless: "No, the most precious thing for a person is life, and this life belongs to..."

Ostrovsky, recite the full text: "Struggle for the liberation of all mankind! Remember, do not die for anyone except for all mankind."

“!!! I am…” The pink-haired girl was still trying to say something.

"Good and merciful sir..." A man who looked like a knight pointed at Levi...the pink-haired girl beside him and said, "He is Lord Astolfo."

"......?" Li Wei was stunned for a moment, wondering if he was easy to bully? Shun Jin's anger value was maxed out, and he said, "You..."

"I'm really Astolfo. How can you let me prove that I am myself?" The flirtatious and cute girl with pink hair was almost going crazy. If there hadn't been someone holding a knife next to her, she would have definitely grabbed Levi's collar and yelled in anger.

"Astolfo is a boy! A prince! Not a princess!"

"...Hey, hey, hey...you mean I look like a princess?"

"..." This girl is not only flirty and cute, but also seems a little mentally retarded? "Princess and Prince, I can't tell the difference between a man and a woman?"

"Then how can I prove it?"

"Nonsense, how do you look like a man?"

"How am I not like that?"

"How are you similar?"

They were talking at cross purposes, and suddenly Levi saw the cute girl opposite him.

His face flushed, he got angry and took off his pants.

Spring is here.

No, this is Mr. Chun.

"You said he's not a man?" Mr. Astolfo exposed himself in public... Anyway, he took off his pants, took Levi's hand and touched him down there... Proved his gender: "How is he not like a man?"

"?!?!"

Levi has been unable to be stimulated since he was a child. He did have this kind of experience when he was a child... Before he became aware of sexual behavior, the way boys [attacked] each other was generally called [stealing the bird] or [stealing the chicken].

Considering that I am not gay, I only have memories from my childhood - grabbing.

The next moment, Mr. Astolfo was seen falling to the ground with foam at the mouth.

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Chapter 65: The painful surrender of the transvestite prince

First of all, Levi was not a wicked person, and secondly, he was not a good man - the first condition was met, and then the second condition.

The most treacherous and evildoers must not only commit murder, arson, massacre, canning, and glass burning - these are all actions at the big data level. Your personal morality must also be corrupted, and all kinds of incest and bestiality must be arranged for you. If nothing else, you can be recommended a few pseudo-girls, such as Ah Fu, who looks like a girl; and you can be recommended a few beautiful boys, such as Charlemagne, who looks handsome and delicate, suitable for women's clothing without makeup.

Don’t you think this instantly leads to moral corruption?

This man and woman must love each other, this man and woman must have sex with each other, this man and woman must be of all ages, there must be husbands, wives, wives with sons and daughters, and husbands with sons and daughters - it's a mixture of all.

This kind of person... is a hero.

At least, that's what Gilgamesh did. As the protagonist of the first epic poem of mankind, the epic hero Gilgamesh - he had a wife, husband, son and daughter. He didn't look for a queen, but only followed that man... man.

...If you say so, it really is not a great evil, right? Nonsense, isn't it obvious? You are also a great evil person. What people do cannot escape the imagination of human beings. The plots of the current hentai are weak. There are few people who hold down the husband, wife, daughter, and son and have sex together. It's so boring.

"...? Are you married?"

Levi was a little surprised, looking at the transvestite with her butt sticking up on his bed - he thought transvestites of this level were only seen among elves... No, this kind of transvestite who was so slutty and cute, and so beautiful without makeup, was rare among elves.

"Oh... Of course." Mr. Astolfo's buttocks twitched in pain, and he looked at Levi with some blame: "It's all your fault. You made me so painful... This is really my first time..."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is my first time using this method." Li Wei was also quite embarrassed, and immediately said, "Next time, I'll try to make you more comfortable."

"Ah? There's a second time?" Mr. Transvestite was shaking with fear at this moment: "No, it's too big, too strong..."

"It's not my fault - you grabbed my hand and pushed it down. I can't stand being provoked since I was a child, otherwise I would clench my fists immediately."

This is true. When Li Wei was a kid, water balloons were popular in school, and he would always pop them by squeezing them. Clay bags were popular in school, and he would always squeezing them until they popped. Anyway, these soft and fluffy things feel really good in your hands—and you don’t feel bad about them. You feel like squeezing them in your hands, and it’s easier to squeeze them.

"Don't worry, there won't be a second time." Levi sat next to Astolfo and said with emotion: "I really didn't expect that someone like you could get married... Is your wife pretty?"

"Of course... What do you mean?" Astolfo suddenly became alert and said, "Our son and daughter are already so old, I hope you don't..."

"I don't mean anything else. I hope you don't think too much about it." Levi tilted his head, looking like he was studying something. "I'm not very talkative, don't mind it. If you get to know me for a long time, you'll know that I'm actually quite easy to get along with. It's my identity as a devil that hurts me. If I were an angel, I'd be much stronger than Gabriel."

Levi stared at Astolfo in front of him with the same eyes he stared at Man and Nature: "You said the husband is so beautiful, how beautiful must the wife be?"

"Hmm... just so-so." Ah Fu thought for a moment and snorted, saying in a very showy way, "Although she is known as a rare beauty in her hometown, it's a pity that she met a husband like me! - I'm not bragging to you, I made her cry on the first night of our wedding!"

...Not bad, you actually bought a first-hand car, an imported car without even the protective film removed. When the exhaust pipe was used for the first time, the wiper even had an emergency brake protection - it was leaking, so you are quite good at buying cars. The most important thing is that according to your description, your car is a high-end brand - that's even more amazing.

"I think it might be because of something else that I'm crying? Ah... forget about this anime world."

Remember, persuade the heroines in erotic anime to become good women, and persuade the heroines in erotic anime to become prostitutes.

Men and women are equal.

If you have a good-looking face, then men and women are equal. Ordinary people are not worthy of being called human beings, and at most they are members of the mule and horse kneeling tribe.

"By the way, Astolfo - who is the one who is stirring up trouble this time, fanning the flames and adding fuel to the fire?" Li Wei said righteously: "I am a loyal believer of Catholicism. I believe you have seen it. I sincerely invite you to come to Brittany to take a look, take a walk, and listen to the true voice of the Breton people. Take a look at the true situation of the gospel of Catholicism in Brittany now -"

The big devil is coming soon

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It's really shameless. It's rare to find someone like Levi who doesn't take religious beliefs and sectarian conflicts seriously.

"...If a demon says so, it must be true. Besides, there are demons who don't believe in God." That is, anything can happen in the Dark World mod, even the Lightforged Demon Lords can do that: "Xia Lulu may really be..."

"Xia Lulu...?" Levi couldn't figure it out.

"Ah, Charlie~~~ A very pretty boy. Well... Unlike handsome guys like you, he is pretty."

"…" Wow, this world is really scary. So what if I'm good-looking? Does he want to kill me?

Shouldn't I find an opportunity to kill him?

"Xalulu is just making the judgment that he should make as a king. It is unlikely that he would trust a demon lord. But now you said that this is still Queen Orika's world, and the demons are all Catholics. They are brothers from the same clan as us..." The two sides said a lot of words like "Friendship lasts forever, comrades, be careful on your journey", and finally Prince Astolfo, who was sticking his butt out to recover from his injuries, said to Levi: "I will write to Carl personally to explain the facts and let him sign a truce agreement with you... Do you want him to admit defeat, or..."

"Unconditional peace is fine." Levi sighed and said, "Karl and I should put an end to our grievances. Why would we fight each other? Why not turn swords into friendship, pass on gold and jade to the world, and enjoy eternal peace. As long as His Majesty Karl can protect my queen's throne and the royal lineage, Brittany is willing to make peace, become a vassal, and pay tribute."

"...?"

"The 30,000 elite troops led by Brittany are the subjects of Karl's command. Otherwise, Brittany is willing to fortify its walls and clear the countryside to resist all invaders. There is only one king of Brittany, Aurica Tiscolentia. Apart from him, there is no other king!" Levi made it very clear that kneeling is fine. Business, kneeling is not a problem - but treatment must be given.

"...Thirty thousand?" Astolfo was stunned.