Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

This is not the treatment of a two-dimensional herbivorous male protagonist.

This is politeness, do you understand?

Bradatman kissed Levi's mouth once on the left, once on the right, and once on the left again.

The ceremony is complete.

"Then..." He lowered his head, blushing, not knowing why a simple greeting was so embarrassing: "I, I'll leave first. Ah, I have to go see Prince Astolfo and Sir Roland. That's all, goodbye."

"Uh... someone, come and send Miss Bradatman away... eh?" Levi turned his head and saw Chloe looking at him with a look as if his home had been robbed again.

"What? This is called politeness, understand?" Levi said righteously to Chloe and the other female knights: "This is also a diplomatic occasion, there is nothing we can do!"

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"Mua! Mua! Mu... Eh? Levi, what's wrong with you?"

Levi was just about to talk to the three captives today about ideals, life, and the future, and also about paying the ransom.

After all, in Europe, if you were captured, it didn't matter, you just had to pay the ransom - as long as it wasn't a feud, no one would have a problem with gold coins. During the Hundred Years' War between England and France, hatred was at the bottom of their throats. After being captured, they still had to eat and drink. The king would pay, so what were you afraid of? Unless the king didn't want to do it anymore.

When they just came in and greeted each other, Ah Fu came up and hugged Li Wei and started biting him.

It was a mouth-to-mouth kiss, and Levi was sharp-eyed and saw that the muscular guy Roland next to him was also eager to try it.

So he quickly stopped it all!

"Cough cough cough...Puh phuh...No, don't come over. Ah, I have a cold recently, A-choo!" Levi sneezed exaggeratedly.

Ah Fu's face on the opposite side turned green instantly.

"Are you OK?"

"It's okay, don't worry, I'm just being safe - you don't have to be so polite, really." Levi said to the three people in front of him in a kind voice: "But it seems that you three live well, at least you didn't come up and stab me."

"Hey, that's not the case..." Prince Astolfo seemed to be in good spirits. He didn't hear Levi's sarcastic remarks at all. "By the way, my letter is from the Light Messenger. It can transform magic and create hope..."

"???"

"I wrote a letter to Xia Lulu~ There should be a reply soon. Oh, I wrote a letter to my wife, and she replies faster, after all, our territories are closer. Magic blessing, fast communication - uh, it's a small magic that can prevent the messenger from being exhausted. In any case, I agree to your request."

"? What request?" Levi was puzzled. What request did I have?

"Ah? Didn't you say you wanted me..." The transvestite prince was embarrassed, like a girl who was thinking about love and seemed too embarrassed to speak. She looked like she was about to enter the hentai line...

"Huh?!" The people around were probably even more shocked than Levi. Great, so you like this.

"? Are you trying to scam me?" Levi took a step back, indicating that he was drawing a line between them - if you continue to do this, don't blame me for being rude!

"Hahaha, just a joke." Mr. Astolfo was quite happy looking at the shocked expressions of the people around him.

Indeed

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The man whose rationality evaporated.

"As a prince, I should set an example. How about this? I'll pay 3,000 gold coins to redeem myself. Of course, I'll use big gold coins."

Large gold coin, weighing about 4.5g of gold.

"...Three thousand?" He received contemptuous looks from Sir Roland and Bradatman.

"Hey, Xia Lulu will make up the rest - I'll pay 3,000 myself. I brought 2,000 people with me, including their weapons. I'll pay 10 gold coins per person, also big gold coins - including me, how about 23,000 gold coins?"

Say no more, say less.

There are more at the back.

"No." Levi shook his head.

"Well... yes, the amount is a little less. But I don't have that much money..." The transvestite prince started to act cute, trying to rub against Levi - to be exact, he had already started rubbing against him, but as an ordinary person, Levi had no idea what he was rubbing against.

So I didn't care - as a normal person, all the behaviors of perverts cannot actually attack normal people: I don't even know what you are doing.

"Please help me, please help me——Hey~hey~I can satisfy you~~~"

"It's so shameful, so shameless, so disgusting..." Princess Bradatman blushed as she watched the scene in front of her, thinking to herself: Why can't I lose face...

"Indeed!" Roland looked at Astolfo in front of him with disgust. "Damn it, this guy always uses this insidious trick, relying on his good looks to do whatever he wants! If he lowers the price like this, then I will lose 100 million gold coins, right? I..."

"As a symbol of our true friendship." Levi held Astolfo's hand. As a normal man, men holding hands is like making an oath: "I decide to waive all your ransoms - all the ransoms of the three of you, I will waive them all!"

After all, it’s not a big head.

Now, we enter the 10 billion subsidy and 12-hour stage!

"Really?" Ah Fu suddenly became blinded by the money, and finally said, "I thought you were just joking just now... You are not really interested in me, are you? Emmmm, so tangled, I am a married man..."

"Stop it." Bradatman pushed Astolfo aside without hesitation. Men are interested in transvestites, but women (usually) are not: "Uh, Your Highness Levi, you really have to forgive..."

"Yes, I hope Carl can accept my proposal." Levi said with emotion: "The country is in chaos and the years are bad, and there are disturbances everywhere. There are the Greens in the south, the Vikings in the north, and the rebellious people in the east. Brittany is a small corner of the world, so it is natural that it should make due contributions to world peace. This war must be a misunderstanding. Not only will I return all the personnel without asking for money, but I will also ask everyone to give me a small cinnamon stick as compensation."

Cinnamon, the best of spices, is as valuable as gold - basically, it is equivalent to giving each person a gold coin as a return home fee. The inspiration comes from [Those who are willing to participate in the revolution and stay are welcome! For those who are not willing, we will subsidize you five dollars for the road fare and let you go home! ]

If a man of insight (a Western European barbarian who can consider issues from a national perspective) stood up at this time, he would definitely stare at Li Wei and say, "This guy is trying to win over the hearts of the people in the world. He is plotting big trouble. It is better to get rid of him first!"

"Lord Levi..." You see, a beautiful girl like Bradatman grabbed Levi's hand - the latter couldn't even shake it off, so he could only be a ruthless A-Shassi machine: "You are so good to me... to us. Just think about it, we thought you were an evil demon, a devil who believed in Satan... and brought troops to fight against you. You are the real knight, we, we..."

As she spoke, the beautiful girl shed tears of shame.

"Yeah." You see, it's not good to always be a background board. Roland, the knight who likes to run naked when he encounters excitement, also said that he was wrong: "We must write a letter to Carl to let him know that he is wrong, this stupid king... Let's do this. I also think that we are of the same mind. If we don't do something, it will really be... Don't worry, I know my own weight. I am different from guys like Alfu and natural beauties like Bradatman. I don't have any advantages. But if you need me for something else, I will definitely help you!"

That's good.

When I corrupt the enemies from inside the fortress in the future, I hope you will not be ungrateful.

"If I were to say there is anything I need your help with... Well, if I think about it carefully, there are some things. I just don't know how to start." Levi revealed his true intentions at this time, but as an Oriental, he was much more reserved in his words.

"Why not ask for it? Tell us, we will definitely help."

"It is like this - by God's grace, I have obtained the Holy Grail..."

"……Um?!"

"Otherwise, you wouldn't really think that I summoned the devil from hell, would you? No, I also got King Solomon's ring. It allows me to control the devil, but my ability is not enough to summon the big devil. So all this is the grace of God, and I want to extend this grace to all of Western Europe."

"Oh!!" This is good, this is good: "Then...Levi, what do you mean?"

"It just so happens that I have a Chamber of Commerce here. If you are willing, you can come and buy some shares. I have plenty of spice resources, cinnamon, pepper and so on. It would be great if I could enter your territory. Of course, these are all yours.

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We volunteered, I don’t…”

"Pah!" He pushed Bradatman away, but unfortunately he failed to push him away. The transvestite prince could only grab Levi's left hand, with a serious expression after careful consideration: "No need to say more - what do you want me to do? I will give you as much as you want! You must be interested in me, right? - No problem, I..."

"You're in trouble!" Bradatman certainly wouldn't allow this to happen before his eyes. "How dare you take all this good stuff for yourself? Besides, when did he ever say he wanted you?"

look.

There are no worries about faith, no worries about justice, and even no worries about what happens after death. Loyalty to the emperor and patriotism, firm faith, serving the country and the people, for friends, and for your own pocket! - After all these aspects are met.

Basically no one would refuse Levi's offensive.

Chapter 67: Kisses Everywhere

Just when Levi was forced to learn Xunzong's diplomacy: kissing everywhere.

On the other side, Karl Charlie was almost out of breath. As a descendant of the true German barbarians, the King of the Beautiful Boys almost shouted out the famous quote about the German barbarians:

XXX, give me back my legion!

Oh, yes. Charlemagne really has something to do with "Varus, give me back my legions". One of Charlemagne's great achievements as a "holy king" of Christianity was to promote Christianization and eliminate primitive beliefs. Under his "efforts", countless totems of German primitive beliefs were destroyed. Among them, the most famous stone statue destroyed was the German national hero "Hermann" - Arminius.

On this point, there is no such thing as heroes appreciating other heroes.

"How could it be... Hahaha, impossible, absolutely impossible!" The beautiful young man bit his lips tightly, and then suddenly laughed crazily: "Astolfo, Bradatman and Roland, there are 30,000 troops! 30,000! Even if you have 30,000 loaves of bread, it will take the devil Levi half a month to gnaw on them! How can it be possible that the whole army is wiped out, just like that? 30,000 troops, 30,000 troops! 30,000 troops commanded by the three generals were consumed in more than three days. Even if you let 30,000 pigs be caught by the devil, they can't catch them all in three days!"

After the buffs were fully stacked, Carl Charlie fainted instantly from anger.

"?! My king? My king!?!! Someone, hurry, go get an experienced doctor!!!"

I have to say that he really has the aura of a protagonist. After a lot of tossing and turning, he lost more than three liters of blood.

The beautiful young king slowly woke up, and then said angrily: "Come here, I will mobilize the army to avenge the three generals! I..."

"Uh... my Lord."

Einhard was serving on the side, and there were a few knights who came after hearing the news.

"Actually... the three generals are not dead."

"Wuwu... um?" The beautiful boy who was about to cry suddenly stopped crying, and then, like a baby who forgot to cry, he turned around and asked excitedly: "What did you say? The three of them are fine? - Oh, thank my Lord, thank my Lord!... But the three of them didn't die in the battle? How did you know?"

"Uh... In here, there are letters written by the three of them. Prince Astolfo was the first one to be captured, and he... has something in mind for you."

"......?" Charlemagne grabbed Astolfo's letter immediately. He felt relieved when he saw the big "Xia Lulu" spelling on it - it was annoying to hear it normally, and it would be a bit unbearable if he really couldn't hear it anymore.

“Hmm…Hmm…Hmm,!?!?”

Then, after Carl Charlie finished reading the letter, his heart was filled with the sound of a thousand horses galloping, and he was shouting “Cao Nima” as he galloped.

"...Devil? Lord? Believe in Christ? Chivalry? A true knight? Kindness? Generosity? Big belly? - What the hell is this?" The beautiful boy Xia Lulu suddenly felt that the world was spinning (bloodletting therapy). Now he couldn't think of this letter as being related or real. Instead, other thoughts were like God 78910 going to heaven together, traveling freely in the vast universe.

"Looking at the handwriting, it's definitely Ah Fu, and the writing style is similar, but..." I looked left and right, up and down, and it turns out that every devil is not simple: "Was Ah Fu forced to write these things? Ah, this guy looks like... Devils should also have a certain attitude towards men... Oh, what can I do? Now he must have been developed thoroughly, and has become a real..."

"Your Majesty? Your Majesty! - Your Majesty, calm down."

Looking at his boss who was already panicking, Einhard said, "No matter what, the first thing you should do now is to reorganize your military and block the news. If your brothers heard that you were defeated, they probably wouldn't just stand by and watch. But now you have to face the possible terrible consequences."

"...Keep talking." Although he was a fool king, he was still a king after all. In the field of kings, no one in Europe was more important than him. The beautiful boy calmed down, sighed, shook the parchment in his hand, leaned on the high board next to the bed, and motioned Einhard to continue.

"In the past, Scipio defended the Apennines, and Augustus occupied Rome. They could defeat the enemy when advancing, and they could hold their ground when retreating. Therefore, although they encountered difficulties and defeats, they eventually achieved great success. My lord originally started the war in Aachen, so he was able to pacify West Francia. This is indeed a key place in the world, and it is my lord's Rome. If we don't make a plan first, where will we go? Besides, the fight against the devil has come to this point. If we fight again, leaving too many soldiers will not be enough, and leaving too few will be useless.

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If the soldiers are used, the brothers will take advantage of the opportunity to attack… In a matter of fact, one must give up one thing and take another. This is a temporary situation. I hope my lord will consider it.”

"..." The beautiful boy king thought for a moment, then sighed: "You want me to give up the West?"

"Brittany is a tiny country. It cannot be compared with the enemy of East Francia. Moreover, West Francia is our foundation. If the foundation is shaken, the whole world will be shaken, and the country will be shaken."

"…What should I do now? Am I just going to watch and watch…"

"Isn't it enough to just pay the ransom?" Einhard continued to point at the parchment in the other party's hand: "No matter whether it is true or false, it must be true now. We can't afford to consume more, so we might as well take advantage of the situation. Buy back the remaining 20,000 people and the gentlemen - it's the end of the year, and we will collect taxes. Let the people cry and the people bear the blame - who told them not to fight well? It's all their fault."

"Ugh, that's too cruel..."

"What's the big deal? It's normal to impose a war tax."

"...No need." Carl Charlie thought for a moment and said, "Just simply levy taxes. The more times have come, the more we cannot... I will donate a part of it personally. For 20,000 people, I will donate 200,000 gold coins. As for the other nobles, I will donate another 200,000 together. For Astolfo, Roland, and Bradatman, I will personally donate another 200,000. 600,000 gold coins, I will redeem them."

Normal, this number is almost the same when converted into weight units.

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In the following days, Charlemagne conducted intensive...economic research.

Within a few days.

Knight Roland returned with more than 3000 of his men.

"Charlie, we hit the wrong guy!——" After coming back, Roland complained to Charlie. What about fighting the wrong war at the wrong time, in the wrong place, and against the wrong enemy? The buffs must be stacked up and the characters must be full. In this super chat, the idiot king was finally completely stunned.

"Did we... make a wrong call?"

"Yes! This is his portrait." Roland took out a portrait of Levi - a magic version. Don't ask, it's just hentai magic. "Hurry up and take a look. It will be invalid in two days. He said that he admires you sincerely, so he made such a decision. He doesn't want compensation. He originally believed in Christianity, and now he is willing to pay tribute. Just remember to set a higher condition, otherwise I will be embarrassed."

"Hiss!" The King of Beautiful Boys took a breath of cold air: "What do you mean by admiring me?... Is this guy sick?... Hey, hey, hey, just for Brittany, I don't need to make such a big sacrifice, right? Although... he does look good. No, no, no, don't look at me like that! I don't mean that! Hey!"

Chapter 68: It’s okay to cheat, but it’s not okay to cheat on a man!

The decadent and corrupt Eight Banners system, the backward production capacity of the manor owners, the hereditary selection of officials, the ignorant religious beliefs. There was no scientific prospect for the future, and there was no cultural knowledge at all. It was a scene of barbarism full of vitality, a backward Europe where everything was developing.

——Gather the shortcomings of hundreds of schools of thought.

No matter how you look at it, there's not a glimmer of hope.

In the future, a man named Charlemagne will use the remaining power of the III emperor and the accumulation of hundreds of years of his ancestors - there is a small chance that the world will be completely changed.

Comparable to Cao Mengde in Europe, it is our duty to rebuild the glory of Rome!

Of course, Charlemagne died in the end, and the kingdom was divided into three parts after his death. Europe was one step further away from unification, and Rome was turning back from its revival. But Livy couldn't let this happen again -

It doesn’t matter what happened. I can go back and continue to divide the land and be the king.

But life must always have this goal. I was born in this wealthy family to serve the people.