"oh!!!!!!"
A group of petite lolis and shotas all burst out with shocking momentum.
How should I put it... The racial name of these halflings is [Havlin]. Although they look the cutest, they are the most warlike. They are international arms dealers from Brittany. Wherever there is a war, our Halfling Havlin will definitely come to help!
So cute.
After a punch, will you cry for a long time? Of course, it depends on where the punch lands.
Chapter 48 My Mother and Mother and Mother
All the knights are set to be [arrogant], [noble], [elegant], and [high-handed], which is the contrast when all the knights become toilets in the end. This is what Lu Xun said about the birth of tragedy: it is to destroy valuable things for the audience to see.
This is exactly what Lu Xun said.
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Contrast brings excitement, so it is recommended that all relevant practitioners use ID photos instead of business licenses - this will create a greater contrast.
Aren't there a lot of anime where people hold up their ID photos and make the V sign?
Now it's almost the difference between an ID photo and a business license. Here we are talking about after being captured and before being captured.
Absolutely no interest at all.
Villains are also human beings, and villains also have XP. Except for a few golf-like psychopaths, no one has much interest in this country of lolita and shota. After using chemical attacks to capture the city, they plundered it and bundled the lolita and shota on the ground. Just waiting for Levi to come downstairs to pick up the package.
"Ah, I'm not really interested. You go for me. I almost forgot that you're the queen, right? Just do what I did before." Levi waved his hand, indicating that Olivia should go to work: "You can go to work now."
"Oh? You really want me to leave?"
"How could it be fake? Go ahead. Just do whatever I do. If you don't know, let Chloe ask me."
"……I'm leaving."
"You go."
"——Then let me go!"
Like a kangaroo, Levi sat on the ground with his arms around Olika's waist, his legs tightly wrapped around Her Majesty the Queen's calves.
"I don't! - I rarely feel so at ease." Levi said from the bottom of his heart: "As a demon, I often deal with hell. You don't know how horrible hell is... Only you (Naizi) can give me a little warmth."
Levi said sincerely in a tired tone: "Compared to other women, you are so much better."
Too easy to bully.
"...Humph, what a scumbag."
She said vicious words, but she was so happy that she almost flew away. Her Majesty the Queen still held the staff in her right hand, and gently pressed her left hand on Levi's head and caressed his hair a few times.
What's the big deal about a man having better hair than you?
"But...if you really think so, I can let you rest for a while." After a soft sigh, Olika looked around: "But can you let me sit down first?"
“? Oh, that’s not impossible.” Levi saw that the other party did not resist, which meant that he could basically be captured.
“Then… eh!?”
Yokote demoted the Queen to a princess, held the princess in his arms and walked to the sofa chair nearby.
Do you know what a traitor is?
Zhao Gao, Qin Hui, Cai Jing, Tong Guan... Of course, no matter how treacherous a traitor you are, have you ever betrayed the emperor?
No? Then what kind of traitor are you?
Li Wei, that is the real traitor!
"Hey... just say whatever you want to say." The dark elf queen, who was held in Levi's arms, felt helpless. She could clearly see that the demon under her was very tired.
He was so tired that he had no reaction. He must be really tired. "I thought demons never get tired."
"Demons are ordinary creatures too... Anyway, there have been some minor troubles recently. But they have all been resolved - Hell is really not a nice place."
"Oh?"
"The Lord of Hell..." Levi opened his mouth, as if he wanted to complain about all the bureaucratic styles of Hell. About thirty minutes later, the handsome devil youth, who had finished complaining like a tired middle-aged man, felt relieved: "Ah... I didn't expect you to listen to me for so long."
"Oh, so it seems that hell is similar to the human world - have I ever told you about my hometown?"
"Well... no." Levi thought for a long time and shook his head: "Do you want to tell me? ... Your Majesty, please let me know about your past."
He didn't want to understand at first, but seeing that the other party was obviously about to get angry, Levi quickly knelt down and licked his hands.
"Ah... since you want to hear it so much." To Levi, who was totally unwilling to be a listener, Olika began to recall her own memories: "That year, I was eighteen, and she was also eighteen."
"...Hmm?" Levi's mind was instantly aroused. What does "she" mean?
"I come from the Drow Elves, which are what you call Dark Elves - you can tell by looking at my skin, right? Yes, of course. My mistress is the true ruler of the Dark Elves, the supreme god of the Seldarin clan - Rose. Ah, don't be fooled by her beautiful name, in fact... she is indeed the most beautiful of all the Dark Elves... if you don't see that her lower body is a giant spider."
"Oh..." Levi was a little interested. "Mother-in-law is actually half elf and half spider? Ah... this is interesting. I thought you were just a dark elf, but you turned out to be a drow. This... I really didn't expect it. Ah, you are also a race from the underground world, right? Oh, so maybe we are relatives? Are you dark elves and our hell connected?"
"I don't know. It's a complete mystery except for my mother. But... my mother was a very cruel person. To be precise..." Olika began to recall her childhood and shuddered: "Tyrannical, ruthless, cruel - I think she was a little twisted. To be honest, I do think she might have demon blood because she is extremely evil. The birth rate of dark elves is actually not low. In the most extreme case, women must give birth to a child every hundred years."
"Uh-huh?
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"Why are you looking at me? I was driven out because I didn't follow the traditions of the dark elves."
"Oh." Levi was relieved and continued to hug the other person and said, "Your Majesty, please continue."
"Hmph... what were you talking about? Oh, mother - mother. She became like this because she betrayed my father. She originally wanted to kill my father and take the position of the Elf Queen. But... the assassination failed, so she and her people were exiled to the underground abyss."
"? Who is your father-in-law?"
"Larison, Corellon Larison. The guardian king of the elves, but in the end he couldn't even protect himself... Ridiculous, right? Ah, I don't have any feelings for him. I grew up in the underground world. But it doesn't matter. I have many brothers and sisters, and of course many of them are not my father's."
"Oh..." I understand.
"It belongs to my elder brother and younger brother."
"……Um?!"
The most enduring XP on the world stage is certainly not the NTR you ordinary people play - that is for people without any ability. People with ability are all playing random X.
Yes, from the Spring and Autumn Period to the Sui and Tang Dynasties; from brothers and sisters to parents and children, from ancient times to the present and from China and foreign countries, from gods to monsters - this XP is actually the real aristocratic hobby. Apart from other things, the more famous ones recently are Biden's son and his sister-in-law. There are also a few others... Although I am an author who has written many types of literary works, I also think that they play it quite cheaply.
I won’t talk about Zeus’s family. In the Spring and Autumn Period, Duke Xiang of Qi committed adultery with his sister Wen Jiang, which was well-known throughout the Chinese classical era. The Book of Songs “Nanshan” describes the story of brother-sister relationship. So the lyrics “Nanshan is south, Beihai is north, Beihai has a tombstone”, in fact, if you insist...
“…Awesome.” Levi nodded. It seems that the world of hentai is indeed a world of hentai.
There are also quite a few anime about Earth OL.
"The underground world encourages incest, murder, and parricide—it was encouraged by my mother herself." Is your mother mentally ill? "So, my second sister and I ran away. But my second sister is more capable than me. The kingdom she built is bigger than mine, and her abilities are much stronger than mine."
"? My second sister-in-law?"
"Eilistraee, the Dark Maiden. She is different from all the dark elves, except me of course. She... how should I put it, the second sister is too kind-hearted. She is different from all our brothers and sisters, even from me. She likes to walk in the moonlight, sing in the moonlight, and dance in the moonlight."
? A pro version of the young square dancing aunties? Won't it disturb the people in the middle of the night?
"Her favorite thing was to show off her most beautiful skin under the moonlight, swing her ankle-length silver hair, wield a broadsword as tall as her, and dance to the music."
Oh... then this kind of square dancing mom... is indeed hard to beat.
"I like her very much. I spent most of my time with my second sister. Well... Mother hated my second sister, but she was too strong, so not many dark elves dared to provoke her. In the end... in order to protect me, my second sister made Mother angry. We were exiled again. Her kingdom is in the underground abyss, which is actually much stronger than mine. When I didn't see you at first, I wanted to escape back to the underground kingdom. Ah, yes, even without you, I still have reinforcements! Humph! My second sister will definitely help me!"
"...I see. Then I'll leave?"
"Don't think too much - ah, by the way. If I have time, I can take you to see my second sister... Let's forget about mother."
"Forget it." Li Wei frowned and said, "She is more terrible than my mother and more difficult to deal with than my superiors."
"I said my - what about you? You just said your mother and your superiors...?"
"Uh... well, I mean the mother of this world. My biological mother is in another world. She taught me the devil's outlook on life and values. It doesn't count - the mother of this world is Lilith."
Levi must figure this out.
"Oh..." However, it was obvious that Olika was confused. She thought that Levi, as a demon, was raised by a righteous human or some other race's mother. No wonder his values were so upright. So that's how it was. Everything made sense. But... "Li... Lilith!? That... That Lilith?!"
"Yes, it seems you know something. Um... it's [that] Lilith." Levi nodded and said, "In a certain legendary sense, she is Adam's first wife. Adam was born from mud, and Lilith was born from dust. Later... their married life was not very happy, and they divorced."
Ah, yes, yes, yes. Adam and Lilith had sex once, but they didn't enjoy it very much. Mainly because Lilith wanted the woman to be on top - in theory, this is easier. But Adam is not a homebody, he has plenty of strength. He said that it was more comfortable to be in the lead. Later, it turned into a class issue of "the law of nature is that men are on top and women are at the bottom". Lilith ran away. Adam went to Brother Di to complain - my wife ran away, will the neighborhood committee do anything?
The street sent three aunties (angels) to chase him, saying, "You haven't reached the cooling-off period yet, you still need to adjust, it's not right for you to do this, it's not good for your children - it's all for the children" and so on. Anyway, Lilith didn't come back in the end, and Adam finally got a new rib cross figurine.
"You... I didn't expect you to be Lilith's son?" This was indeed unexpected.
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A bit shocked.
"I didn't expect you to be Rose's daughter?" Levi laughed twice: "Come, you see, both of us were born to parents who didn't work properly... and gave birth to two people who are completely unlike our mother. And we are so destined to be together--"
"That's right... By the way, what did you say your superior is?"
"Ah, that's Lucifer. Don't mention it, I can't even throw her if she runs over."
"Um……?"
"Even more annoying than my mom Lilith. My mom bothers me in my dreams every day, and she bothers me at work every day - you are still better." Levi hugged the other person and said, "You..."
"Tell me clearly, what's going on with Lucifer? And what's going on with Lilith every night?"
"Eh...? The church we know is the Lilith Cathedral, did you know that? I am from the Lilith sect." Levi was even more surprised. Don't you know? "Otherwise, where do you think the fallen (prestige) soldiers here came from? Eh? Why do you suddenly want to tell me about your mother's family today?"
No, it's an emergency.
"Well... I have a little news for Taimanin."
"?"
"Oh, by the way, hasn't my magic power been used for farming recently?"
"...? Are these two things related? Are they related to your mother's family?"
"Yes - I have no magic power left, and the Taimanin has a little news - the Frankish Empire in the east has begun to take action. I have been relying on the power of the dark elves to protect Brittany. But the power of my dark elves cannot be replenished - the Frankish Empire may come at any time. Do you have any solution? If not, I have to go back to the underground world for help."
Chapter 49: The Arrival of the
Frankish Empire?!
I haven't even left my novice village yet, and you're planning to attack me. What's going on?
So Levi quickly sent out his Taimanin and other people to unravel the details of the Frankish Empire, filter out the regulations, follow the clues, break the casserole to get to the bottom of it, and collect all the toads that can be squeezed out of the powder! Not to mention the scraps, even the gossip was not spared.
Then Levi suffered the information attack of the Frankish Empire at saturation point for three consecutive days.
The Frankish Empire, also known as the Human Empire, is located near France. Its ancestors lived in the east of the Teutonic forest. At first, many heroes competed for supremacy and divided the world. The iron cavalry came from the east, and the four barbarians fled to the west. The ancestor of the Frankish Empire was Germanic. Originally barbarians, tribal people like three generations ago. After the collapse of the Western Roman Empire, Clovis, the chieftain of the Franks, succeeded to the throne. He then resorted to war, and disasters occurred year after year. He devoured and conquered Gaul. The country was named the Merovingian Dynasty, with Paris as its capital. He set up hundreds of officials, set up harems, and granted amnesty to the world. It was four hundred years ago, and the country lasted for three hundred years. A hundred years ago, the palace minister "Shorty" Pepin ascended the throne and established the Frankish Carolingian Dynasty. When it came to his grandson Charles, he fought against England in the north and reached Green in the south. He made peace with the barbarians in the west and attacked the rebels in the east. The whole world responded, shaking the church.
"…Sounds familiar. Charlemagne? A historical figure?"
Li Wei thought this person sounded familiar, but what year was 869 in the Julian calendar? Your dating system is a bit strange? And there are so many... ah, forget it, the sky is so blue.
"So that's how it is. Charlemagne can mobilize so many people?" Levi was indeed a little scared.
The main reason is Charlemagne's extraordinary deeds. His territory is so vast that it is staggering. Of course, it is impossible to clearly define the boundaries in ancient times. At most, it is a sphere of influence. But this sphere of influence is so large that people wonder if he also wants to rebuild Rome.
Although this barbarian does not look like a Roman in any way - but he calls himself Roman.
"Not bad." Ashaji showed Levi the complete report.
Three days have passed, and we are using last year's report to make up for it. The real report will be ready in three months, which is considered fast. And it is not a report in the modern sense.
"Charles attacked the Sacred Tree of the German Saxons with 30,000 men, and this number is accurate."
"...30,000 people?" Levi was a little stunned.
What does 30,000 people mean?
...Saladin, the Egyptian Sultan and the Islamic Knight King in the heyday of the Middle Ages, was also a medieval man. This was the number of people who could fight a holy war. Didn't Western Europe have nothing to eat? How did the barbarians gather 30,000 people? What were they doing?
"Yes, more than enough. One of our servants of the Manin participated in the Battle of the Sacred Tree. Many signs indicate that this number is not a problem. The most important thing is that this is not all of Charlie's army. His available troops are about 10."
"...100,000 people?"
What is the concept of 100,000 people?
You're going to tire Charlemagne to death, even if he pawns his underwear, he may not be able to come up with the money! What are you talking about? The feudal fiefdom system is layered, and you want to get so many soldiers for me, then...
"Okay." Levi could accept it. After all, he was a cow, so who can brag? He was a young man, so who can pretend? You have to allow him to brag a little - but the problem was that he couldn't handle 30,000 people. "Let me think of a way to solve this problem..."
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