Here at least I am free,
The Almighty, the creator of hell,
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Never be jealous of hell and drive me away from here.
We can sit firmly on the throne here,
We want to be kings in hell
To realize great ambitions and make great achievements,
Rather than being a slave in heaven,
It would be better to be king in hell.
But why do we still let those loyal friends,
A companion in times of trouble,
Are you lying dormant in the vast pool of oblivion, fearful and terrified?
Why don't we wake them up?
Gather them together.
How about sharing our hardships in this unfortunate place?
Why not regroup and make a comeback?
Try to recover what is possible in heaven,
What in hell is there to lose?
Chapter 46: Collapse of faith - there is no stinky tofu, and the construction of the royal paradise cannot be achieved!
Before coming to serve Levi, Kaguya had actually already prepared herself mentally.
"Oh God, my God." This kind of fanatic girl is more difficult to deal with: "I can still feel your breath, your consciousness has left safely. It is an unexpected happiness to come back to us again, but... I am no longer suitable to be your priestess. It doesn't matter what my body is like, only God is the meaning of my existence. It's just... this body that is favored by God is about to be defiled by the devil, which makes me a little unwilling. Although I don't understand why God still magnanimously forgave me even though I failed once..."
To Kaguya, everything else was dispensable and insignificant. The will of the gods was everything, because the gods gave a ray of light to the dying people of the Far East, and led them to the fertile land of the Far West. Away from the frequent disasters and wars of the Far East Island, they came to this sacred and peaceful land.
All people survived because of the mercy of the gods, and she had the obligation to pass on this great cause. Serving such a kind god was the highest mission of the witch.
Even greater than this is the power that the gods have given to all men.
God only favors women, men are dirty and aggressive. Women are different, as long as they keep their minds pure, they can obtain God's grace. By surrendering your body to God, you can gain power far beyond that of ordinary people - ha, ha! Mystic female fist! The power of this punch, you can't bear it without twenty years of merit!
timeline.
The time goes back to the present from a few days before meeting Lucifer.
Levi met Kaguya and discussed the grain business - and then told Kaguya that what you believe in is not a real god. What you believe in is a female Tong demon.
You have no idea what you believe in.
Kaguya was unhappy at that time.
"You can insult me, my thoughts, my soul, my body - you can play with it. But you want to insult my God - that's impossible." Kaguya narrowed her eyes and said in a firm fanatic tone: "Unlike a demon like you whose mind is full of Slaanesh, God is far from being comparable to you - every night, she will gently caress my body. Completely different from your brutal and violent way, the way of God is more gentle and considerate..."
"And it's pretty fast, right?" Levi made a rubbing motion with his hands and said, "Just like friction."
"Yes... No! Of course not! That kind of tenderness is not something you can..."
Oh, that damned heartless Asassin machine.
"Okay, okay, okay, you are right. Uh... is there a possibility? I'm only saying it is a possibility." Levi made a pause gesture and said, "Your so-called god is nothing but a strange touch that you have never seen or heard, but only felt. What you offer to her is not your body, but simply a few touches from her..."
"Hehehe, God saved us all and brought us out of the abyss of suffering. It's not a feat that a demon like you can understand..."
"...Is there a possibility that your god simply opened a portal and you simply walked in, and your god just wanted to see what was going on. Then he accepted your offerings...Hmm, is there such a possibility?"
"Blasphemy! You... humph!"
"...Look at me, I'll tell you." Levi sighed, stood up and said, "Look at me, do I have the power of God?"
"God never touches any man like you, a dirty man. Stop dreaming... huh?"
Suddenly, Kaguya felt like she was hit by a hammer.
This was the first time Levi was so close to her, and Kaguya seemed to feel some familiar breath from Levi's hand.
“How, how is this possible…?!” Kaguya said the same words before all the villains were pushed to death by the light waves, and this time she showed an incredible expression.
Obviously, the defense was broken.
"I suggest you don't ask."
“No! This is impossible—where did you steal the divine grace from? You…” After breaking through the defense, Kaguya was somewhat speechless.
"Hmm... you really are digging deep into my heart." Levi thought for a moment, then walked to the compartment next to him: "This, this... oh, this room. Duangduangduang——"
Levi pulled Kaguya across the room, and everyone in the corridor could smell the stinky tofu coming from the two of them.
I saw Levi pulling Kaguya, who had completely lost her luster, into a room.
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Lock the door.
“Ahhhhh——!”
Then all the servants heard Kaguya's scream.
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Well, Yoshi! —— As expected, there is no stinky tofu, and the construction of Wangdao Paradise cannot be done!
Vannes is an example. When they get used to being fed by others and doing their own handicrafts, they will be dead soon. When one country can make the other seven countries bow down to its will, the day of unification will not be far away.
Vannes has a large population! Very good, I accept it! Vannes's harbor is very good! Very good, I accept it! The people of Vannes are hardworking and persevering, very good, I accept it! The women of Vannes are very sweet and beautiful, very good, I... take a look!
Levi made a mistake.
The only slight deviation was due to personal morality - in the end, it led to a complete loss.
"Humph! What the hell is this!" Levi was heartbroken, Levi was miserable, Levi was furious: "If you don't take what God gives you, you will suffer the consequences! - Why? Why did it turn out like this? Everything was going smoothly. But you are the ones who picked on me! Especially you! - Beelzebub! Are you bored or what?"
"Huh? What does this have to do with me?" The battle between light and darkness.
Considering Levi's identity as a demon and his relationship with hell - isn't this a coincidence? He just happens to know that the shitty thing of Kaguya Nobu was caused by Beelzebub.
Beelzebub was bored many years ago and opened a portal to the east. It was an experiment. Several other portals failed, but Kaguya's portal just happened to work. Kaguya's portal happened to teleport to Brittany. Just...
Anyway, everything happened by chance.
Beelzebub, an epic female Paulownia demon, prefers to be touched by nature.
Isn't this a coincidence?
Anyway, Kaguya left with the collapse of her faith and the completion of her mission.
Kaguya has two tasks, one is to bring food back to the people, which has been completed. The other is to bring food back to God - Beelzebub said to her face: I have already eaten it, so you don't have to worry about it. Oh? The stinky tofu on you smells really good, let me try it...
Kaguya was devastated.
Anyway, to outsiders, Kaguya looked like she was completely ruined, and was carried back with a strange stench on her body.
Oh, what a great saint, after being toyed with by the devil, she came back with food to save the people.
——The only one who might be unhappy is Levi.
He originally wanted to create a brighter and more positive image.
But I don't know why I became the ultimate villain. But it doesn't matter, what I have to do now is...
The next kingdom.
A dwarf kingdom, an...elf kingdom?
Chapter 47: Guobit People - Legal Loli Halfling
Next, we must attack the Dwarf Kingdom at all costs! Regardless of the consequences, go all out, and make things worse.
The Dwarf Kingdom's attack speed is very slow. I heard that it is because they have no motivation.
Actually, it is called the Kingdom of Dwarves, but if we really want to classify it, it is the Kingdom of Halflings. It is hard to tell the difference between Halflings and Dwarves. Anyway, the most famous one is the Goblin in the Lord of the Rings.
"...Yeah, that's understandable. You don't work hard."
It is understandable that mercenaries are mercenaries if they take money but do not work. Of course, there is another main thing, which is that mercenaries have no ambition.
"But what I don't understand is." Levi looked at the parchment scroll brought by an unknown Taimanin in front of him, with a question mark on his face: "What does it mean when it says [No Motivation]? Didn't I give enough money?"
"No." This Taimanin was in contact with the [Black Beast Mercenaries (2)]. He lowered his head and replied, "Literally... there is no motivation. They said that the attackers were some halflings, but it seems that these people have no motivation."
"? Is the difficulty too low?" Levi was quite surprised: "Halflings are weak? I didn't expect these rubbish to be so ambitious."
"No, those rubbish have nothing to aspire for. Halflings are very strong, otherwise they would not be able to survive in troubled times. These halflings can easily fight with giant axes taller than themselves, and they are all natural warriors."
"...Hmm?" What's this setting? Oh, I see: "Oh, I see. These halflings...are all in European and American style."
As we all know, the world is divided into two major painting styles. One is Western style, and the other is Eastern style. The Western style has not changed for decades, and is basically rough and unrestrained, the kind that no one would watch if it were a hentai. The author was fortunate to have found ancient materials, American-style hentai from the 1970s and 1980s - that stuff looks similar to the Complete Biography of Jin Ping Mei, and it has a strong sense of age and is completely unusable (the plot is also dry and boring).
In recent years, foreigners have figured out that if the drawing is not good, it is useless. So a group of Western comics that combine Eastern and Western styles have appeared - but the setting is still the same.
In the original setting of Westerners, dwarves and halflings belong to the type of "clowns", with short stature, strong body, and muscles. In the eyes of Oriental people, this is called a violent loli, a legal young girl.
"It's okay?" Levi was quite happy and said, "I like this setting - but I like
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I like it, but please ask them to attack faster and not delay my big plan."
Big plan wow!
"Yes." The Taimanin knelt down respectfully and saluted, then disappeared in a flash.
"He is less than half the height of an average person, but he holds a giant axe taller than an average person and swings it like the wind? What kind of setting is this?" Levi smiled as he looked at the file in front of him and said, "This makes Newton embarrassed."
It is known that a person's height is... two meters (easy to calculate). The length of the grip of a person is 70 centimeters. How should the grip length and force of this long-pole weapon be calculated? The height of a halfling is one meter. He also holds a two-meter-long spear, but the grip length is only 30 centimeters - how should this force be calculated?
The halfling's powers may have been greatly enhanced.
Levi is working in the Dark King City (Olika's residence) - today's workload is about to end. With the full attendance award in hand, I don't care about the wind and rain.
"It seems so." This question is not to be underestimated. As a dark elf, Orika is born with a dark buff bonus - it is more difficult to be discovered in the shadows: "Are you interested in these halflings?"
"Of course." Levi didn't even turn his head, and didn't notice how nervous Olika and the knight girl beside her were, and how serious the problem was. He just talked about the matter: "The setting of halflings is so primitive... Well, that is to say, halflings are so short, but they are no different from ordinary people! I really want to know what their strength, speed and body structure are like."
That is, I really want to know what their body structure is like.
In the original novel, the black beasts appear to be less than one meter tall.
Thirty or forty centimeters was pushed in just like that.
What's more, giants vs halflings. One meter into one meter.
Halflings start at 9 heads tall, with no upper limit. Their height ratio is amazing, which directly leads to their short bodies and long limbs.
That's not a one-step solution. Even the artist couldn't stand it. Are you guys who wrote the script having your brains screwed? The height is set to be one meter, and the length of the hole is also one meter - your thing goes straight in from the back and comes out from the front. If you don't care, I should care too, right? So the artist racked his brains and came up with a solution: All halflings are rubber fruit eaters, and when they go in from the back, their stomachs swell up to 40 centimeters - doesn't that solve the problem?
Ordinary humans should be in the operating room, in the ICU, or in the cemetery at this time.
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"Huh? Hahaha, a bunch of defeated generals are running to me? I am not a believer in those humans, elves, or heretical gods."
The fifth fortress, Leon. A neutral kingdom located relatively inland. A bright, competitive, tender and cute voice sounded, full of vitality. The city of Leon, backed by the central mountains of Brittany, is controlled by halflings.
Halflings, elves, humans, pigmen, orcs... So the races under the Dark Queen Orika really get along quite well?
In the forge of the fortress, the young halfling leader proudly swung the giant axe in his hand. An ordinary adult human male might find it difficult, but this halfling female, who was only about one meter tall, swung it leisurely and vigorously.
Her name is Lulu, her power is like Mount Tai, her strength is like nine oxen, and her ability is like Gan Jiang!
She is extremely strong and has first-rate forging skills. Of course, she is wearing this outfit... She is also the type who believes that the less armor, the higher the defense. And it is not a European or American style at all. She is just a mature-looking oriental loli.
Age: 28 years old.
Legal loli.
On the lower body, there is a band-aid-like adhesive strip and a pair of knee-high silk boots. On the upper body, I don’t know if there is a band-aid, but it is covered with a cape. On the head, on the contrary, the blonde hair matches a green medieval cute hat.
With this green hat on, he is in complete disarray - don't even think about it, this picture will definitely not be posted.
"By the way, are those who want to attack our castle idiots? Oh, I'll say it twice, they are all idiots, idiots." The cute voice spoke vicious words - after all, they are adults, so they can curse whatever they want without fear of being beaten: "How do these idiots survive in this world? There is no way, they are destined to be hacked to death by my giant axe. I will make them regret it so much that no matter how much they cry or beg for mercy, it will be too late~~~Havlins! Havlins! Prepare for war, prepare for war!!! War!!!!"
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