Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

"Master, Charlie..." Ashaji was indeed a little worried. She had finally found happiness - how could she let happiness go with it? "Charlie is indeed a rare hero. If you... you really can't do it, just stay away from him."

"? Can speak

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, you mean to let me escape, right? "

"Yes, originally this matter..."

"I will handle everything, don't worry." Levi nodded, thinking that he should have the aura of a protagonist... right? Should he? "It's not impossible to avoid the limelight, but it must wait until... I solve the problem. Okay, you can take a rest first. Oh, by the way, give me the other files, I will try to finish them all today."

There was no bureaucracy in the Middle Ages, so there wasn't much paperwork to deal with - most of it was reports carved on wooden boards.

Levi's men didn't have much to deal with, just setting up a tribe today, building a Tumushan Fort tomorrow, recruiting a certain number of subspace demons the day after tomorrow, and how the Eight Banners system was being implemented.

What can a middle school teacher learn? It's nothing more than... fighting against the local tyrants and dividing the land, and getting a good education in Marxism-Leninism in college. But the problem is that the Industrial Revolution hasn't come yet, and even if a good horse is born, it has to be tested to see if it is really a good horse.

But the problem is that I can't get up.

"It really doesn't work..." Levi sighed.

If it really doesn't work, just vote.

"Still a Christian." Levi looked at the report in his hand and felt that things were not going well. In fact, faith is not important. The key is what faith can bring you. There were few monarchs in the Middle Ages who really had strong faith, but there were countless monarchs whose faith became stronger because of burning, killing and looting. What about the Lionheart Crusade? It's all bullshit. Do you think you would go if there was no money to be made and no war to fight? Didn't they still fail to conquer Jerusalem in the end? If you really have strong faith, don't go home if you can't conquer the Holy Land?

The arm cannot twist the thigh. For a small piece of land that is not even halfway to Tongliao, it is really like a mouse licking a cat - courting death. But now that I surrender, I can choose a lamp for myself.

How spineless would it be to just surrender?

At least you have to fight with words first, fight with fists, fight with words again - and then finally surrender to be decent. I lost because my teammates sucked. Do you think my teammates are all human? I am not a human!

"First of all, we can't let him wage a holy war against me. At least, we can't let him choose holy war when he declares war on me." Levi made up his mind and shouted, "Someone come, someone come!"

"Yes!"

Standing outside was the captain of the security team.

Several of Levi's demons.

These demons, who don't have much intelligence but will more or less obey orders, are easier to deal with.

"Go, find the bishop for me! Yes, find the bishop! Hurry up, go quickly!——"

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This hell joke is as much hell as it is heaven.

The Dark King City of Rennes is full of dark elves and drow, and no one believes in Christianity. It would be very difficult for the Heavenly Father and Heavenly Brother to show their spirits. According to the Heavenly King, when the Heavenly Father showed his spirits to it, he was specially disguised as a Chinese. He had white hair and a white beard, a long beard, a Taoist robe, a sword on his back, and spoke Chinese.

According to the King of Heaven, who is a legitimate son of Heavenly Father, that must be true! This shows that Heavenly Father and Heavenly Brother can carry out cosplay according to local cultural traditions. Levi is going to catch a few now... and invite a few dear friends to be guests.

"? I want to find the bishop. Why did you capture a bunch of nuns for me?"

Levi looked at the more than a hundred demons under his command, who were suppressing a group of nuns like wolves and tigers, and he suddenly couldn't remain calm.

"Master, there is no bishop, only nuns. When the bishop heard that you were looking for them, they all ran away. Only the nuns were there, so we caught them all."

"... Damn it... These bishops have all been dismissed. Aren't they just a group of demons blocking our door? This is really, one by one!" Levi muttered, with his hands behind his back, he came to a group of nuns who seemed to be trembling.

The shivering nuns, each one of them is so shivering. Let's not talk about anything else, just the nuns in this world, none of them are dressed like they should be in the Middle Ages. The nuns in the Middle Ages should wear loose black coarse cloth robes that can't be distinguished as men or women. The technology is limited, so they don't have the skills of the Arabs, otherwise it would be a black Christian kingdom. Look at these nuns, each of them is only in his twenties, and the clothes are so figure-revealing.

How can I repent with this figure? I feel guilty when I see her.

"Ladies... well, the nuns are frightened, it's my fault." Levi walked over and bowed apologetically, scaring the nuns present so much that they made the sign of the cross. Then he said to a group of demons at the side: "I asked you to go and invite them, how dare you let the saints be frightened like this? You must have done something wrong! Go down and get twenty military sticks, beat them, beat them hard! - Take them away!"

Levi waved his hand, and the leading demon was pulled down again and beaten desperately.

It won’t hurt anyway, the buckles are already done, but screaming is still necessary to deal with the problem.

"We are all a bunch of demons, but under my rule, no one will disrespect the Lord's servants." I hope you won't give me face. Li Wei drew a cross on his chest and silently chanted Mi Tuo Buddha in his heart! Wuliang Tianzun, I hope that Ala, the old Shanghainese, will forgive me: "Several maids, please take a seat. I have prepared... incense for you to show my apology."

Levi waved his hand and brought over a portion of cinnamon.

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　Immediately, the nun who knew the value of the item covered her mouth in shock and whispered something to the nuns next to her who didn't know the value of the item. Then all the nuns were shocked.

The cinnamon was gently heated and burned, and soon the smell of cinnamon floated in the air - Levi was quite disgusted by the smell, because the pure smell of cinnamon was too pungent. But these nuns were like taking drugs, madly inhaling the smell of cinnamon, as if they were inhaling some white powder.

"The main reason I invited you all here this time is - maybe you don't know." Levi pointed at himself and said something he didn't even believe: "I am actually a devout Catholic."

"..."

As soon as you finished speaking, you saw the nuns in front of you showing "Huh?" expressions.

It felt like the Emperor parachuted into a certain place during the war of resistance, threw away all difficulties, met the Great Ancestor, knelt down and kowtowed twice, saying that he was determined to fight the war - is this the world line of Hearts of Iron? Ah, then it's okay.

In fact, the local Catholic Church was very scared, and had been scared for more than half a year. Levi had a demon leading thousands of troops, and unified half of Brittany like a whirlwind. This... If we follow the common values ​​of traditional demons, the next step should be... [burn yellow papers, light incense, invite all demons. Kill all Christians, and the demons will unify the country].

For example, today, the local bishop heard that the devil's men had finally arrived. He immediately packed up his money, took his little boy and his gold and silver jewelry, and left a group of nuns and the like behind. They couldn't run or hide, and were just waiting to be pulled over to be raped and killed.

Well, has our organization developed to this point? Even the leaders of the demons are our people?

"Don't disbelieve me." Levi said with a pious expression, "Father and Brother... uh, Father and Son, I am actually a very devout Christian. But the world doesn't know it, and today I want to announce it to the world! - I, Levi, am 16 years old, and I am a Christian!"

...What a fucking sixteen years old?

No, not this - are there any Christians like you? Are you a devil? You are a Christian, so how can a devil still be a Christian?

"Ah, please introduce yourself." Levi looked at the least fearful nun among them. It looked like... this person didn't look like Western European, but more like East Asian.

Could it be that Beelzebub also brought them from the island country through a portal? How come they are all nuns? Yes, it may be more than one generation, and they have converted here.

"I am Levi, I believe you all know me - a devil, but a Christian. Well, let's start with you. Miss Sister Nuns around - what is your name?"

"Me? I... My name is a little difficult to pronounce. My name is..." The leading nun made the sign of the cross and said, "Lihua Beijian. If you are really a Christian... I have a Bible for you..."

Chapter 50 When My Mom Beat Me

Pretend to change your faith, and regret it later.

First of all, I cannot allow you to declare war on me directly for the purpose of holy war.

You can preach, but you can't find a reason that... will make the Christian world excited as if they had taken an aphrodisiac. Beating pagans is what Christians like to do the most, even if they don't say so. Even if it's an unpleasant thing to say, people still say so.

My body is honest. I just want to kill the pagans. I just want to kill their entire families, destroy their civilization, and sacrifice them to our God. Oh, great, great! God, God, blood sacrifice to God, skull sacrifice to God! Kill, kill all the pagans! Then kill all our own people, and then kill all our descendants and sacrifice them to God! Kill!

——Anyway, this is what is recorded in the Bible and history.

Emmmm... Is there a possibility that... Jehovah is actually Khorne?

Well, considering that the Bible is a religious book (actually in the West it is also a historical book… is that ridiculous?), it is full of incest. And if there is an H plot in ancient Chinese H books, there must be a judgment at the beginning saying "lust is the root of all evil" and a tragic ending at the end saying "evil and lust are all wrong", telling everyone from a moral perspective that it is wrong.

The Bible... the Bible doesn't have this idea.

It's just to tell you this story: two daughters, who get their father drunk every night, then take turns having sex with him and giving birth to children.

I have seen this PLAY, but it is generally not sold in libraries, and will be banned if posted to QQ groups - but this thing is printed all over the world, and if you use this thing to educate your children from a young age, won't the more you educate them, the more doomed they will be? Don't blame the foreign priest for hitting the little boy, they believe in this thing, and it's your problem if you don't trust them to hand it over.

——So Levi thought that he should convert to God.

Being a demon shouldn't be a problem.

There is no problem if I wear a red slashing suit (Warhammer Khorne suit).

But everyone in this world still thinks that even if we kill people, massacre cities, Jehovah sends down a flood to kill adults, children, pregnant women, and everything else, and the angels send down fire to destroy everything else, commit incest, kill sons, stab fathers, and kill the scoundrels - we are still righteous.

and so.

If Levi wants to do it, he will be more Christian than the original Christians.

Ha, ha! Look at my power as a licker! ——This is just like some banana people running to the United States and cursing in Chinglish

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The beginning of "Lord of Arms" also tells that the protagonist's father pretended to be a Jew to bring his family to the United States, but when he arrived in the United States on Sunday, he was dressed as a Jew, more Jewish than a real Jew.

Transvestite understands men better than women.

In a sense, this is the volume.

"Amazing grace, how sweet it is, my sins are forgiven; I was lost, but now I am found, I was blind, but now I see! Such grace fills me with awe and comforts my heart; how precious it is that I was blessed with grace when I first believed... I long for that day to come soon."

Levi was so moved that he almost believed it. Anyway, I said to myself that my sins have been forgiven.

Just stop giving me face.

"Amazing Grace" is said to be the most precious treasure of Britain (self-touching). It is a song of the Anglican Church, but it is used by Catholics, Protestants (various denominations) and even the Orthodox Church to cheer themselves up. Earth Online tells the story of a slave trader who later quits the slave trade and says he will not do it anymore - God saves him and rewards him with wealth and honor.

It’s similar to the Western version of laying down the butcher knife and becoming a Buddha in three dimensions.

——Why? Dead black slaves are not human beings? ——They are not human beings. The one who has the right to forgive you is God, not Nig.

When this devil Levi sings "Amazing Grace", he is definitely a legitimate singer.

"Ah..." Levi suppressed a yawn and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes. He bowed to Brother Tian's figurine along with all the nuns who sang along.

Brother Tian is wearing very little, even less than Olika.

"I want to announce it to the world." Li Wei wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said to the nuns with a self-touched look: "Great and Holy, anyone who believes in my Lord can be saved! Even a demon like me can be baptized."

"Yes."

A hell lord of Levi's level (with so many subordinates) washed his head with holy water, and then looked refreshed. Tell everyone about the feeling of baptism.

"You are my propaganda, my seeds... my sowers." Considering that there was no industrial revolution yet, Levi could only say this: "I will send you a team of 300 people and gold coins to announce the fact that I converted to Catholicism. Of course, there will definitely be many people who don't believe it. Tell them - I am willing to accept the test of all Christians. I don't care whether they believe me or not. The key is to be able to serve God better."

"Excuse me, our good monarch." He bowed his head, just like he would to all Christian monarchs. After all, the servants of the gods do not need to kneel down. "Excuse me, do you want us to tour the whole of Brittany?"

"......?" I asked you to travel at your expense? You're just dreaming: "No, I will find enough wealthy priests and gather them together to travel in the Frankish Empire. Tell them that I have always been a Catholic and a child of God."

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"Ah? Is there a devil like you?! I am the queen of hell, why didn't you tell me that you believed in that dog Jehovah (beep)!"

Lucifer is on my face. I'll ask you how you lost.

The Lord of Hell is making trouble for you, so can Levi take advantage of you? Of course not.

"Pa!" Levi slapped the Hell Queen on the butt, and the other party screamed like a female cat. Then she looked at Levi angrily.

"Can I believe in that dog Jehovah (beep)?" Levi said righteously.

"Ah? Then... did I wrong you?" Lucifer stared at Levi.

She looked left and right, up and down, and it turned out that every traitor was not simple. I thought and thought again, and guessed again. Hey, it's really strange, come on, come on...

"No, I converted to Jehovah... Don't bite me! Are you really biting me? I'm bleeding. I'm going to fuck you, you stinky bitch!"

After a round of punches, Levi hit the Queen of Hell on himself.

In other words, Lucifer pressed Levi to the ground and rubbed him.

"Isn't there anything I can do?" This is really suppression, really can't beat the opponent. And the opponent showed mercy: "30,000 troops are coming over here, I'm going to fight them with my head?"

"Can you call me if you can't beat me?"

"I have very good teeth and I can't afford to eat free food." Levi shook his head, indicating that he was unwilling to take on the other party's strength: "Besides, if I let you come, wouldn't that embarrass you? It would trigger another war between Hell and Heaven."

"Do I think I'm afraid of that old thing Jehovah?" Lucifer was instantly furious.

"Of course you are not afraid - but I can't let you expose your plan to counterattack Heaven because of me." Li Wei said righteously: "I admire your spirit, the spirit of making a big fuss in Heaven... Hall. You are so majestic, like a great sage! So I can't let you get into trouble because of me, even if I die!"

Levi is not stupid.

自己现在和法兰克帝国打，好歹也算是个每.日."更;新.'新:一!小'说?裙!.5;4":3;6':;5,9,",3,8!:.9?;棋手。

If Lucifer came here, hell and heaven would open the book against each other, with real swords and guns - then I wouldn't even be a chess piece. Oh, do you really think I'm Ukraine? I'll bite it if I give you a little sweetness?

"...Tsk." Lying on Levi's body, Lucifer finally stopped intimidating him. She sighed and said, "Then you can't...you can't..."

"It doesn't matter. I'm just pretending to convert." Levi lifted the other person up with a smile, and the devil's face showed a sunny smile.

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: "I will regret it later. I hope you won't abandon me."

"...I'm not Jehovah, so I won't abandon you. Everyone has to pay the price for their actions. It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not, it all depends on what you do in the end. Oh, by the way, you're easier to fool on my side, because... you're my lover." Lucifer smiled, then stood up: "I came here today just to see how you deal with your identity and beliefs."

"?Then what?"

"And then? - Then be careful when you go to bed tonight." Lucifer suddenly showed the same sunny smile, but this smile was very evil: "Have you heard of this nursery rhyme?"

"? What... nursery rhyme?"

"What a stupid kid! Does it hurt when your mom spanks you? Look at your butt and see if it's red."

Levi fuck...