Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

"Wang!"

"How is it?" He exhaled beside the demon's pointed ears: "Fallen, take me with you - I can save your territory from the epidemic."

"So, what's the price?"

"Hehe, you are very smart, young man - the price is all this~" Beelzebub waved his hand and turned around like a dancer, and finally closed his eyes to enjoy it: "Eight meals a day, each meal must have eight dishes - and ten kinds of drinks. Oh, by the way, make them for me in different ways."

"Well... it's not impossible." Levi looked at the other person's face and stared at him carefully for a long time: "Let me make it clear first, you won't be stuffed to death, right? The portions are all the same size as this, OK?"

“Hahaha—if you can’t finish it, take it with you!” The red-dressed lady said while rubbing her hands: “I have my own way of eating, so you don’t have to worry about it~~~”

"Wang!"

"Can I ask one last question? You know I've fallen, why do you want to fall with me?" This kind of fall is not the same as that kind of fall. I'm a little devil, so why do you, a devil at the level of the Lord of Hell, do the same? Isn't it inappropriate?

"Hahahaha—do you know who my mortal enemy is?"

"...Uh, who?" Levi didn't quite understand.

"It's Jehovah! Oh, he has other names, Allah, Yahweh, the Almighty, or something else." Wow, so explosive right off the bat? You don't even censor your words? But... this is definitely the enemy of the devil.

"That fellow required a sacrifice of the most spiced kind—I hope you didn't forget that in your studies. Do you know what he used as a sacrifice?"

"Uh... I don't know."

"… Trash! It's a human."

"...Uh, this isn't something that only us demons would do..."

"Ah, hard currency - the human soul has always been hard currency, all are similar. In addition, the most important sacred spice is cinnamon (although it is unreasonable, it is indeed the original text of the Bible) - hehe, hehe, cinnamon, hahahahaha." Beelzebub suddenly laughed, and then pointed to the braised pork on the side and said: "I saw several pieces here! I live a much better life than Jehovah! See it? Yahweh! After so many years, I won again!"

Raising a middle finger towards the sky, the Lord of Hell looked up to heaven. Only hell would look up to heaven.

Putting his arm around Levi's neck, Beelzebub said, "Put lots of spices in it. The more you put, the less it is! Understand?——"

“Oh, I see…” It’s a bit like the Pig and Elbow dispute.

"Wang!"

"Why are there dogs barking outside?" Levi looked to the side in confusion, and finally couldn't stand it anymore: "Who is on duty outside? What's going on!"

"Uh... this isn't your fault."

"……What's the meaning?"

"I'm planning on staying at your place for a while. Do you mind if I get a dog?"

"? I didn't expect you to be so caring." Levi suddenly burst out laughing. Seeing the red-dressed lady rubbing her hands with a tissue and looking so embarrassed, he felt that she was a little cute: "If you like to keep pets, then you are basically not a bad person. I didn't expect you to be so caring. Are you really the Lord of Hell?"

"Of course - that means you agree? Then, we can raise him together."

"Sure. I don't know if the demon will get rabies."

"Oh, don't worry, my dogs don't have rabies - here, come out."

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While talking.

The demon's portal was opened.

"??? I..."凸(艹皿艹)? !

What the hell is this?

This portal looks a bit like a certain blue fat robot raccoon cat - of course, the reason why it is similar is not only because of its appearance, but also because of its spirit.

As soon as I opened the door, there were three... bitches inside.

“Woof! Woof woof woof!——”

Bitch, have you ever seen a dog wearing clothes? — Are those wearing clothes decent dogs?

So the moment Levi saw the three bitches breaking out of the door, his eyes exploded.

"Bang!" The three bitches knocked Levi down at once, sniffing the handsome devil all over. Finally, they locked onto Levi's mouth.

Kissing is generally friendly. If a female dog kisses you, you should turn yourself in. If three female dogs lick your mouth with their tongues, you should go to the hospital.

“prprprpr——So sweet~”

White fur, one piece; red eyes, cute expression - although what they did was so annoying, their expressions were so innocent, as if they had no idea they had done anything bad. The three bitches licked Levi's mouth and rubbed against him.

"Wang Wang Wang-"

“停！——停！！！我说停！！！！——”由于不是草食系，最近又不缺女人，所以李维对袭击自己的女人一般没什么好脸色。对着三只对他的嘴舔来舔去的母狗，他一拳一个狠狠地揍了脑袋。

"Woof..." Then the three bitches squatted in unison, covering their heads with their hands, looking aggrieved and not daring to say a word.

"Huh... you demons really like to play tricks, don't you?" Levi looked at the three bitches in front of him, who were dressed in a way that... fit the definition of bitches. He sighed, and then said, "Raising a dog and raising a woman? Isn't that a bit too much? - Please don't play tricks with me... Is it legal at this age?"

"Hey, hey, hey, you're wrong. These people look old enough to be your grandmothers. Besides, this isn't a problem with Hell. We don't keep women in captivity - it's so hard to raise women. It's easier to raise dogs." Beelzebub also looked a little embarrassed. He turned his head away and talked to Levi: "Have you heard of the three-headed dog of Hell? Oh, it was originally from Greek mythology. After a company merger, he was laid off and re-employed and came here to work. The three-headed dog of Hell is a gatekeeper - I was able to escape from Hell by bribing this three-headed dog."

"Um……?"

There are so many complaints, I don't know what to say... Can you bribe in hell? It seems that you can bribe in hells all over the world. Oh, it's really hell - it's easy to see the King of Hell, but it's hard to deal with the little ghosts.

"Ah, at least you comfort them and give them something to eat - otherwise if they are really hungry..."

"...Will it eat people?"

"No, I would cry. I would cry and scream in the middle of the night."

"...No matter what, put something on first." They were not serious bitches. Levi went to the cloakroom nearby and took out his three sets of uniforms. The 1.8-meter-tall Chinese stand-up collar was put on the girl who was about 1.6 meters tall.

That feeling of disobedience is really... well, quite interesting.

"You know what, this outfit of yours looks really nice." Beelzebub praised from the side.

"Ah, okay." Levi felt that his reputation was already bad, and raising three beautiful dogs would really be...

But what Levi doesn't know is that ordinary people (the general public) won't care what kind of beautiful dog he keeps. At most, they will sigh a little after knowing it. As long as you can make the general public have enough food, clothing, and a stable life, I don't mind if you really fuck a dog. At most, I will sigh a little when I eat dog meat in the future.

"Ahem - introduce yourself." Looking at the three beautiful dogs who had already started drooling, Levi felt that he was indeed... a devil.

"My name is Shiqi!"

"My name is Maya~"

"My name is Lesja~"

...nice name.

The three beautiful dogs raised their hands in unison and said, "We are Cerberus - the three-headed dog of Hell. Woof! -"

"You need to put a leash on your dog when you walk it, and you need to put a collar on your dog when you keep it." Levi said as he searched for a holster for a long time: "Here, I'll put it on for you!"

Collar for beauty dog.

"Take it with you for the sake of companionship first, and I'll get you three new ones later."

[You received a gift from Beelzebub—three puppies. ]

[Your health +1] [Your health +1] [Your health +1]

Suddenly, such an event popped up in front of Levi.

Apparently, this is an important event in Crusader Kings II, where your spouse or friend will give you a dog (if your focus is Hunting). This dog will give you a little health. Of course, generally speaking, the dog only lives for a dozen years, and you can give the dog away.

But this three-headed hellhound... I don't know how long it has lived, but it may be able to send Levi away.

Five points of health means a long life. Ten points of health means a long reign of the nation. One hundred points of health means you can relax and stay healthy in Castle Degrick.

Generally speaking, it is enough to keep your health at 5 points.

This time, Levi added three points of health... Basically, it's like if you go out and have fun, and get a whole set of syphilis, AIDS, and cancer, it won't have any impact on your health.

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"Can we have dinner now? Beelzebub promised us."

"Yes, yes."

"Uh... go eat."

"Woof woof woof! - You were our master before you died! We will never listen to that Lucifer's nonsense again! - Woof woof woof!"

Okay.

"Look, I gave you three beautiful dogs. How about it? Are you happy?" Beelzebub came over to ask for credit, and then said, "Look, it's almost October."

"Ah? What's wrong?"

"Well, canines generally go into heat twice a year, once in the spring and once in the fall—which is right now."

"No - I'm not a beast! Thank you!" Li Wei waved his hand righteously, indicating no! But he looked at Beelzebub with some hesitation: "...I don't know if you are a bug."

“…?!?! Ha, ha ha ha… ha ha ha ha…” Suddenly, the red-dressed queen laughed so evilly: “For so many thousands of years, no one has ever made me so angry. Awesome, worthy of you! Don’t you know what the majesty of the Lord of Hell is!!!”

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The author says:

Author's words: When the three Yang scholars were in power, there was a prostitute named Qi Yaxiu, who was very clever. One day, she was called and everyone asked her, "Can you make the three ministers laugh?" She replied, "I will make them laugh as soon as I enter." When she came to see him, she was asked why she was late, and she replied, "I was reading some books at home." When asked what book, she replied, "The Biography of Heroic Women." The three ministers laughed when they heard it, and joked, "I thought it was Qi Yaxiu, but it turned out that her navel stinks." They joked because of the sound of her name, and replied, "I thought you were military officials, but you are civil officials." "Wen" means "wen". The three ministers said, "A bitch is rude." She replied again, "I am a bitch, and you are dukes." "Hou" means "monkey".

Chapter 42: Picking chrysanthemums in the east belly, leisurely seeing the mountain of children. Hernia day is good, the flying birds are about to return.

Chloe has been unhappy lately, and the answer is simple.

I was cut in line again! It should be my turn after I got my number, but why did someone cut in line, and then another person cut in line? Why did they cut in line and tell me to continue to line up?

What's the reason? ——Ah, of course. Who is Chloe? A proper knight, a true warrior of the kingdom, a loyal subordinate of the Dark Queen, willing to die for Her Majesty, and even twice more! I tell you, it doesn't matter whether she is a demon or not, or Levi or not.

The key is to be able to serve the Queen better.

Miss Chloe watched helplessly as more people cut in line - this was normal, people cut in line everywhere. But the problem was that you couldn't just cut in line. Whether you could cut in line or not depended on what Levi thought.

Is that what the Queen did? No, that's called the position of the queen. To be precise, Li Wei is the queen's queen - so the nature of the matter is instantly different, it becomes a matter of enhancing the country's prestige. The matter is still the same, but it depends on how people say it.

Ashaji, a serious third party is interfering, cutting in line and cutting in again! It's a two-pronged approach. This kind of person should be kicked to death by a horse, Levi's ability to choose people is just so-so. Do you think humans can satisfy demons? No, she doesn't have this ability, you know? Demons and humans have been fighting for how many years? It's just a change of soup but the medicine remains the same. Can humans give birth to demon offspring? The elves are serving you well as R toilets, why did you change your sexual fetish?

Later, Ashaji's sister went against the grain. In the end, she lay on the bed recovering from her injuries and seemed to have mental problems. She yelled that she must let Levi continue, saying that she was hypnotized - that's how humans are. What kind of people are we elves? Your Majesty. What are you humans? People are like this. What level are humans at? For so many years, there have been one generation after another, but the soup has not changed. Characters like your sister are all one-track-shot - does she have that depth? No, she doesn't have that depth, length and width, you know?

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After cutting in line, it's time to cut in on Eloticia. After Eloticia, it's time to cut in on Alencia. After Alencia, it's time to cut in on her cousin Prim. After cutting in and out, it's finally time to cut in on Kaguya.

Once you’re done plugging in, there’s nothing left to plug in. You don’t even need any more face.

"So, you want me to help you contact Levi?" Chloe looked at the woman kneeling on the ground in front of her, and she was furious.

"Yes."

When something goes wrong, you should get off your seat first. This is really the style of the oriental island countries. I have already humbly admitted my mistake, so please stop talking. If you continue to say that you can solve the problem for me, but you don't solve the problem for me and let me suffer such a great humiliation? I will backhand you with a knife!

That’s pretty much what it means.

"Why? Give me a reason." Chloe, a hybrid of elves and humans, actually has a negative impression of humans. She crossed her long legs and had no intention of adapting to local customs. No chairs? If no chairs are given, where should I sit? So everyone here knelt, and Chloe sat down like MacArthur and looked down at everyone: "If I remember correctly, it's only been three or five days, right? What did someone say two days ago? - We don't want to meet again in this life - that's what they said, right?"

“Yes.” Kaguya, who was kneeling on the ground, said, “Yes, yes, yes, you are right.” “I am a humble priestess who serves the gods. Now I am willing to bear any consequences of breaking my promise, because the gods have a new oracle behind me.”

"Your god has nothing to do with me." You see Chloe is very clear-headed. What's the use of you saying so much to me? Is it to advance the plot? "I just ask you, why should I help you?"

"As long as you open your mouth, I will give you as much as you want. Men? Women? Gold?" You see, they are also good at talking: "We have been working hard here for a hundred years, and the wealth we have obtained is many times more than that of the barbarians. Even if the treasury is looted, we have more treasures in other places - just tell me, what do you want."

"Oh?" This information was good. Chloe's elf ears twitched twice: "Really?"