Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

"good."

"Well, you guys tell me first, what are you going to do when you meet Levi?"

"We need food. A lot of food - although we can hide gold and silver - but we can't hide a lot of food." Kaguya still knelt on the ground and said in a calm tone: "We are desperate. All the food harvested in autumn was forcibly snatched away. The huge gap has made us unable to maintain. I hope you can sell us food..."

“哦每':日."更;新.'新:一!小'说?裙!.5;4":3;6':;5,9,",3,8!:.9?;……为了这事啊？”

This is indeed a national event, so it is understandable that you are kneeling on the ground begging for mercy.

"There's more." A Ji warrior brought over a box that had three layers of protection. Opening each layer was like Jing Ke stabbing the King of Qin, and finally revealing the silk inside.

This material, this vividness, this transparent look, this style makes people feel that it is very suitable for anime at first glance. In an instant, Chloe's heart as a woman was shot, and it was shot like a sieve.

“Huh?! This is…”

"This is a famous product of the East, the last tribute - silk." Kaguya said while kneeling on the ground: "We know that Miss Chloe is the deputy leader of the Black Banner, and she is very important in front of the Demon Lord Levi. I hope Miss Chloe can lend a hand. This is a piece of silk. It is not a token of respect, but I hope you will accept it."

“…Ah, is that so… All right.”

Wine makes people popular, and money makes people happy. Wine is cold, but it warms the stomach; silver is cold, but it warms the hand - women are also human beings, of course they will be taken down instantly if they are attacked at their weak spots. Chloe picked up the silk and looked at it carefully. Another maid came over to help her stretch it...

"Ah? Ah? Such a thin layer?... What? It can be separated further?... It can be separated further?" Chloe was shocked. She originally thought it was just a scarf, but after unfolding it completely, she found that the silk was five meters long and three meters wide when unfolded.

Chloe couldn't let it go the moment she took it in her hand, and she was very careful when stroking it.

"Don't worry." Kaguya said, "As long as there is no violent scratching, the quality of silk is better than any other cloth. At the critical moment, it can be turned into a rope to drag the horse."

Blow it up, blow up a ball, blow up a big balloon, blow up a balloon and play with the ball! ——But it is true that it is very strong.

"I've read about it in a book. It turns out there is such a completely transparent colorful fabric. Ah, silk? Well... well, I win." Chloe nodded repeatedly and said, "Leave the food issue to me. I'll help you connect with Levi. But I can't guarantee that it will be done. I can only promise to help you contact Levi. But whether it can be done or not... I will try my best to help, that's all I can say."

"No problem, the rest is up to me."

"?" Chloe suddenly became alert: "What... do you mean?"

“I will contribute myself.”

"Stop, stop, stop—Aren't you a miko? Aren't you... Hey, what is this heretic of yours? Don't you want to be worshipped?"

"That's right." Kaguya's face was as gloomy as water. The original text read: "I am not interested in this matter, but if you need me, I can still offer my body. Although not in the front, but in the back and on top, anywhere."

"!!!? It's really... disgusting! Disgusting! I'm telling you, it's impossible. Levi didn't like the latter. He was tempted by Her Majesty the Queen.

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No... uh, forget that sentence! Forget it!!!"

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Chloe is indeed a talented person. As long as she is there, the queen's XP will be known to the world. Fortunately, there are only some witches and temple warriors who worship the temple.

"Lady Kaguya." After Chloe left cursing, a priestess knelt on the ground and said, "If you feel uncomfortable, why not let us come. We are just some small priestesses, and the gods will not be interested in us. We are abandoned, so we are abandoned, you..."

“It’s okay.” Kaguya shook her head, saying that the world needs heroes to stand up: “This is something I should bear. If something unfortunate really happens, then I deserve to be played with. Although, I hope that everyone can continue to serve God in a complete form, but obviously there are some things that only I can do. You, are not worthy - wait until you become a high-level priestess before you die.”

Kaguya's words were calm and cruel: "Then, we can prepare for the next election of miko. Since I can't serve the gods anymore, you have to take care of yourselves and serve them diligently."

"..." The witches and the female warriors looked at each other and lowered their heads helplessly: "Yes!"

"But Kaguya-sama." Another girl who looked like a female warrior crawled forward on her knees and asked, "Do we... really have so much gold?"

"Well, not much. What we have hidden is not enough to cover the food needs. But people still need to eat. The people we brought here with great difficulty cannot die here."

"Lord Kaguya, then..."

"At this time, you must sacrifice yourself. I'm ready - you all must be aware of it. After all, the other party is a cruel and tyrannical devil. No matter how much he pretends to be, he is still a devil inside." Kaguya sighed, not knowing whether she was happy or afraid: "Not long ago, I heard that the news from his merchant in the royal city was true. I don't know if it's true. If it's true... it's easy to deal with."

"Kaguya-sama? Oh, you mean the rumor that... demons really like to eat smelly (silent)?"

This is true. This was a rumor in the Middle Ages. In medieval religious and literary works, farting was considered a manifestation of the devil. In pure medieval works, Lucifer's appearance and departure were both based on the excuse of "farting".

In simple terms.

Chrysanthemum lovers... the more terrifying ones are chrysanthemum gourmets. Forget it, I won't explain it in depth, let's just give a simple introduction.

"I hope he only likes..." In the original novel, Kaguya is a chrysanthemum lover.

I have to say here that according to the words of Freud, the sexologist who has long been out of the mainstream, sex is a river that flows endlessly. Freud believed that human vitality and creativity all come from sex. However, this stream is blocked or diverted by humans.

Then you will naturally focus on new goals - this is why you have finished masturbating and passed the threshold, and you will not be interested in anything else, because you have completed your pleasure instructions. Why can others succeed? Because sexual desire is diverted to art, administration, creation or other fields. So Freud made a bold statement: the higher the achievement, the more you are a combination of sexual pervert + psychopath. The more perverted and psychopathic you are, the higher your achievement will be - of course this is a bold statement.

But... there are always some things that make sense: this sexual river is blocked but it doesn't stop flowing, it has to go somewhere else. So serious perversions often appear - for example, the historical and cultural traditions of District 11. In the past, the daughters of daimyo had to marry, and you were the product of a political union, so you were not allowed to break your own body. But you really have a need - if you can't play in the front, then play in the back.

This is what District 11 really did in history, and the effect was... pretty good.

What's wrong with the shrine maiden? The shrine maiden also has needs. If you can't move the front, then move the back.

So, Kaguya is ready.

Chapter 43: The Comparison between Demons and Gods

Let me tell you a secret. Your boss may not know how capable you are at work, but he definitely knows what car you drive to work. No matter if you walk or drive an electric scooter, you are not a human being in the eyes of your boss. Driving a domestic car can barely be considered a human being. If you drive a Mercedes-Benz to work, ordinary bosses will have to inquire about your family background. Of course, these are not the scariest things. The scariest thing is that you drive better than your boss, but your family background is not as strong as your boss's.

Well, that means you don't want the face you give you.

Don’t even mention your boss. Even at an ordinary job, if your colleagues see you driving a Maybach, they will flood the phone with complaints. Do you believe it?

"What do you mean?" You see, the ordinary leaders here exploded instantly: "With such a good thing, she dares to take it all for herself?"

There was a loud rumbling sound and a crash of thunder, which shook the Nine Directions World into chaos and caused countless creatures to tremble in fear.

Just trembling.

"Pah, pah, pah! -- Gulp! -- Delicious! Really delicious! -- I've never eaten anything so delicious. Ah, if I weren't a devil, if I didn't have work to do. I would have my subjects colonize the place where this thing originated, and then either kill all the men there, or make them slaves to grow this plant for me. Hahaha, delicious! Really delicious! -- Pah, pah, pah."

"...Lucy?" A woman with a black eye bandage on her eyes said,

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You can tell at a glance that she is blind. She is wearing... medieval clothes that even look very fashionable. She also has a pair of steel gauntlets on her hands. She has a pair of small black pointy devil horns on her head. She has a playful smile on her face - she even slightly lifted her black eye wrap, revealing a pair of pale eyes that have lost focus - it seems that she is completely blind, but not so completely. "Looking" at the demon she called Lucy, the blind female demon asked: "Are you too tired? Are you crazy?"

"Ah, maybe." The female devil named Lucy snorted and laughed: "'Justice', do you think I was unjust just now?"

"If you are a demon... it's very just." The demon girl who was called just nodded and took off her blindfold: "Find the place of origin, kill all the residents of the place of origin, and send other races there as slaves to cultivate. Get the local wealth - how to say it, if you succeed, it will be Jerusalem, if you fail, it will be Egypt. If you succeed, you will declare that the place is your inherent territory for thousands of years. If you fail, send a prophet to celebrate the funeral and call it a victorious escape - but I advise you to calm down. Demons can't do such a big thing, it has to be done by our almighty Jehovah."

"... Humph, no matter what! From the bottom to the top, everyone is deceiving and concealing the truth! If you hadn't found a reason, I wouldn't have known that there was such a good thing! - The people below won't give it to me! Why? What the hell? I'm the Queen of Hell, why doesn't anyone listen to me!" The female devil called Lucy.

She had an extraordinary temperament and an arrogant look - she was usually like this, but at this moment, she was furious like an ordinary girl. She wore a small black crown on her head. All female demons were dressed in slim-fitting medieval men's clothing. At this moment, Lucy had long flowing hair, as white as silk. She had a pair of large white demon horns on her head that were shaped like lightning - her temper was also like lightning.

"Crack!" After taking another bite of the chocolate, Lucifer cursed: "These damn bastards! I knew they had bad intentions. They want to kill me and take my place, right? You wish! - Justice, take your men to bring those damn guys back! Beelzebub is exiled, the three dogs are tied to the door and not allowed to eat, and the receptionist Pandemonica - deduct her performance! Um... this thing called chocolate, take it all back!"

"I can do that, but there is something I still need to tell you." The handsome older sister showed a sunny smile. The female devil named Justice didn't look like a demon at all, but more like... a beautiful androgynous girl with big breasts. It's a pity that if you look closely, you can tell that she is a queen even with your eyes covered. Otherwise, she would definitely turn a bunch of gays into lesbians: "Lucy, there is actually a strange dish there."

"…What strange dish?"

"I've been there once myself, so of course I know what's weird about it. But it's hard to say, there are many types of dishes, and... all of them have spices in them."

"!?spices?"

“Yes, spices.” Zhengyi suddenly showed a puzzled and thoughtful expression: “I don’t know why the other party has this kind of thing, but what is certain is that he used a lot of spices, and cinnamon is like free. You know? The amount that Jehovah would be jealous of! Hehehe, I took two bites while they were not paying attention, and the taste almost made me ovulate on the spot~”

Ah, such a vulgar description! So vulgar, so disgusting! So devilish!

"Eh!" Just like a high school student who just learned dirty jokes, he still couldn't stand hearing such an evil dirty joke: "Enough, enough... Are you sure it's that delicious?"

"Sure! Can you believe that pork doesn't smell bad? Really, it's delicious! The beef isn't rough, the chicken isn't dry, and the mutton isn't smelly - it's delicious! I really wonder what human meat would taste like!"

"...? Justice, you eat people?"

"No, I heard that human flesh is tearful and bitter, so I won't eat it - but will the human flesh he cooks taste good?"

"Uh... forget it." Lucifer looked embarrassed, but she quickly changed her mind: "He can cook so many delicious dishes? But, but even if they are delicious..."

"You can go against Jehovah. You can finally defeat Jehovah."

[You can finally surpass Jehovah] xN.

The password is correct!

These words were like a nightmare, gripping Lucifer's heart.

"! I want to go to the human world!!!! I want to eat! I want to eat! What I want to eat is better than Jehovah! What I want to eat is better than heaven, I want all the angels to regret it!!!! I also want to sacrifice with cinnamon, and I also want to cover my whole body with spices! I want my altar to be spread all over the human world! - And it will be filled with chocolate and cinnamon!"

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"Oh, the smell, the color, the..."

Maybe Levi is really not suitable to lead a revolution in another world. When he came to the other world, he didn't think about how to study steam engines, but studied microorganisms all day long.

Fermentation by microorganisms.

Tofu requires a very complicated chemical industry, such as Lushui tofu. In addition to this, there are actually other ways to eat tofu, such as stinky tofu.

Li Wei was quite happy. To be honest, he really didn't understand why some people couldn't accept stinky tofu. Yes, it smelled bad, but it tasted very good. It was delicious even when eaten dry.

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Let’s talk about fried food.

"Do demons really like to eat shit?" On this day, when Levi took out the fermented stinky tofu and ate it for the first time, Olika cursed Levi fiercely, covered her nose and turned away. Other women who usually liked to come and chat with him also wanted to turn around and run away.

The only exception was one woman.

Came with a mission.

Miss Kaguya.

Li Wei originally planned to be more generous when meeting with foreign heads of state, but considering that District 11 has a tradition of eating natto, and that they are not very averse to fermented beans, Li was not so anxious to put it away. Besides, it can also show that he does not have a tendency to have excess food.

"Oh, you're here? Please sit down." Li Wei's breakfast was very simple, with only seven or eight dishes. A bowl of rice porridge, some pickles, and some stuffing. The only difference from the past was probably this small piece of stinky tofu.

“Woo…” Chloe couldn’t stand this, and when she went to Levi’s private restaurant and smelled it, she retreated instantly: “It’s okay, I’m leaving first.”

"Hey, don't leave? Want to try it? I... Hey, young people don't understand." Levi sighed, and shook his head as he watched the princess knight covering her nose and retreating like her queen. Everyone has their own preferences. I heard that Teacher Yu also likes to eat freshly slaughtered pig intestines sashimi. Levi sighed and saw Kaguya coming.

"Alas, the state affairs are difficult." Levi, this handsome demon who looks extremely handsome, can even be described as delicate and handsome. A handsome guy of this level will only be defeated in front of a handsome guy of the same level as the reader of this book.

However, the wings and tail of this handsome demon swayed at the same time, and there was not even a servant around him - they were all driven away by the smoke. He could only take new bowls and chopsticks and serve a bowl of vegetable porridge to Kaguya, which tasted sweet and delicious. Then he invited Kaguya to sit next to him.

"We can only make do with a bite, I hope Miss Kaguya doesn't mind. Oh, by the way, it's been a few days since we last met. Miss Kaguya, how are you?" This is Cao Mengde's classic greeting. He always says this no matter he meets Yuan Shao, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, or Guan Yu's dead head.

Specially used to annoy people.

"...Thanks to you, seeing you in good health is better than anything else." Kaguya bowed respectfully on the chair even though she followed the local customs. Then she said to Levi: "I came here this time..."

"Hey, why are you in such a hurry? I made some delicious food from my hometown." Li Wei looked at the other person and asked kindly, "It's a bit smelly, but it's delicious. Oh, by the way, you like it too, right?"

Guess what’s on Kaguya’s mind right now?

Only ghosts like to eat, are you stupid (beep)? This thing smells like shit, I am here to sacrifice my life for my country, but not to eat (beep). Although I have already made up my mind to sacrifice myself, I really didn't expect to play such a heavy play. Sact is fine, there is even cop... No, this word cannot be said.

Kaguya felt that she was no longer sacrificing her life for her country.

This is simply suffering for the country.

So Kaguya nodded, she had to endure the abuse for the country. When I came here, I heard that demons like to eat (beep) this kind of play (this is indeed the legend in the Middle Ages), now it seems...

Kaguya trembled as she held the chopsticks in her hand, and then tremblingly dipped a little bit of stinky tofu. That foul smell...

Uh... Actually, after smelling it, Kaguya, who is from District 11, is not so disgusted.

Trembling, he put the stinky tofu on the tip of his tongue and took a bite under Levi's smiling gaze. That stench...

"...It's quite delicious?" Kaguya looked at Levi in ​​surprise.

Could it be that I was really being punished? God forbade me to blaspheme the front, but I developed the back part...Isn't even disgusted by the taste?

"Hahaha, of course." Li Wei smiled and took out another piece of fried stinky tofu, put it on a small plate and handed it to the other party: "You know tofu, right? Yes, of course you know. This is stinky tofu, a fermented tofu. Seeing your serious expression, I thought you were used to eating natto. Oh, this is fried, it tastes better."

"Um……"

Chloe couldn't hear what Levi was saying from outside the door.

Anyway, I watched Levi hand over something that looked like a lump of (silenced), smelled like a lump of (silenced), and was actually just a lump of (silenced) to Kaguya. After Kaguya ate it with trembling eyes, her expression didn't seem to be so unacceptable.

"...How disgusting." Chloe made a disgusting expression and turned away.

"Food, huh?" After Levi finished a satisfying Chinese breakfast and a can of stinky tofu, his very normal oriental breakfast ended.

"I understand. I will provide assistance."

"......?" No conditions attached? How is this possible? Kaguya felt herself punching the pillow. This...

“What is your food deficit?”

"Probably, 50,000 stones..."

"?How many?"