"Alarm bells are ringing." Levi is really...
like!
Maybe it's a professional disease, Levi likes this kind of prodigal student from the bottom of his heart. It feels like it's just a summoning talisman, but you get a double yolk egg! It's just a stone, but you get two six-stars in a row!
Of course, Levi cannot criticize such students.
"Traitors are everywhere. Only those who survive hundreds of trials are the real gold, and only those who survive hundreds of battles are the real heroes." Levi couldn't let the other party feel disappointed. You have to coax such students: "You are completely different from this group of bastards. Work hard. I believe in you! Come on! By the way, how far have you practiced recently?"
“It’s very strange, but I think I’ve found some tricks.”
"Oh?"
"Very... strange." Elotesia sighed and said, "I find it increasingly difficult to understand human hobbies."
"What's going on? Tell me." Levi, a demon in the setting, can actually have a common language with Elotesia: "Maybe I have also experienced the same pain as you."
"Well, I've been practicing as a paladin recently."
"Hmm, what don't you understand?"
"The training of the paladins is very strict, both physically and mentally." Yes, this is true: "When I was training as a paladin, the advice given by the paladins who were with me was very useful. Although I don't really understand human emotions, and I don't really understand the concept of order - but some of their practices are very strange."
"Yeah." Levi expressed his understanding. After all, fallen creatures don't really understand the world of order. Although he is a demon, he was once a human being, so he can teach him! Come on! The soul of a good teacher! "What do you think is strange?"
"One day, a paladin in the city said he wanted to teach me some real paladin rules." Elotesia sighed and said, "He took me to a church in the wilderness. There were many children in the church, some were even babies... I'm sorry."
"Hmm..." Levi was puzzled. What was there to apologize for? "What do you mean? Why are you saying sorry?"
"The paladin said that the babies here are the incarnation of the devil. As a paladin, you should kill them directly."
“…Hmm…?!” I am the devil, and you are telling me now…ah, I suddenly remembered the bright Middle Ages.
"But I didn't sense the slightest demonic aura from these children or even babies. I am a succubus." The succubus trainee paladin Elotesia sighed, with her hands on her waist and a helpless look on her face. "I told the paladin who brought me here, and he looked very unhappy. He told me that this time I had to kill all these demon offspring in a sudden attack, and their mother was waiting for me to kill her in the backyard. As long as I did these, I would be a qualified paladin - I don't think that's right. This is what I did in hell, and this is what I am going to do when I am ready to ascend - then wouldn't my ascension be in vain?"
“…? That makes sense.”
"Alas, I also felt something was wrong at the time. So... I came here to apologize today. Perhaps, I am really not suitable for Shansheng." Elotesia was now dejected and said, "The holy warrior was very angry at the time. He said he would kill me, a stubborn succubus, and then kill these children and pregnant women. I was very angry at the time, so... I killed the holy warrior."
"Yeah." Levi felt that it didn't matter. Of course, one-sided words could not be trusted - he would let the Taimanin investigate it thoroughly when the time came - but on the surface, Levi still cared about the other party.
It doesn't matter if a big, rough man dies, especially if he deserves it: "What about those pregnant women and children?"
"Well... I wasn't hurt, but it seems that some children were scared by me." Life is not easy. The succubus sighed and said, "The succubus killed a paladin in front of them, which may have scared these children. But it's very strange..."
"No, you did a good job, you did a good job." Levi immediately affirmed the other party's actions and said: "I didn't expect that you actually made the choice you should have. In such a chaotic situation, you actually grasped the last ray of light in the darkness with a clear mind. It's okay, I'm optimistic about you! - Elotesia, you do have the potential for advancement. It's not surprising at all! -"
"Uh... huh? You're not going to punish me?"
"Why punish you? Oh, the Holy Knight died, right? - I need to investigate. After the results come out, I will tell you how high your rank should be." Levi indicated that the other party did need to be promoted first: "Is there anything else you find strange?"
"Because I feel I did something wrong. The paladins have always obeyed the various dioceses. I thought that since we had become members of the Order camp, obedience was what we should do. But I didn't do that. You show
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"He raised me?" Elotesia was very confused now. As a succubus, she was indeed a little confused: "What's even more strange is... I didn't do what the holy warrior asked me to do. But... you see-"
"Huh?" Levi looked at the hand that Eloticia handed over, and then was stunned for a moment.
"Hey, isn't it strange?" The succubus sighed, and it seemed that her worldview was a little distorted: "Do you see the sword on my waist? I used it to kill that holy paladin. I thought my path to good ascension was completely over, but... Look, the holy power surrounds it. I am a succubus, and theoretically I should be very afraid of this kind of power-"
"Ah stop! Wait, I am a little scared. Uh..."
Light pollution, what the hell is this? Levi's eyes are almost blinded - if nothing else, this thing of yours can at least be used as a solar fist.
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Chapter 2: What is Reality? ()
If ordinary demons saw such a rich divine power, they would definitely roll on the ground. At the very least, they would be temporarily blinded, at the worst, they would be permanently blinded. If they were touched, they would be seriously injured at the least, at the worst, they would die.
When Mr. Li saw this rich sacred power, how should he put it... This doesn't seem like the power of heaven set in the stories of gods and monsters, but more like... the power of rules? Natural laws? It has already transcended the low-level legend of [God created the world] and entered the higher level of [God created the world].
Levi knew that in his inner world he should still be an ordinary human being.
But why do I, an ordinary human being, feel a little bit of pain in front of pure kindness? - I don't smoke, drink, or gamble, I just look at pornographic pictures. Is this also a sin? Are you meddling too much?
Levi subconsciously felt a little resistant to this power.
"I don't know what's wrong. How should I go on this road of advancement?" Elotesia saw that Levi had a strange look on his face towards this divine power, but he didn't feel any resistance, so he put away the "Holy Sword" and said, "My dear Levi, can you tell me how I should go on?"
"Well... Actually, I think you've done pretty well. How about this, if you don't understand now, then strengthen execution while understanding." Levi felt that a mental illness needs to be treated: "If you don't know what is good and what is evil - that's normal, I don't know either. But you subconsciously think that the holy paladin has a problem, and those evil innocents are fine - the paladin knelt, there's nothing we can do. Go stay with those children and pregnant women for two days, and see how they treat you?"
“…Is it effective?”
"You'll know if you go there."
Elotesia accepted the mission and left. Although she didn't understand, the phrase "strengthen understanding during execution" was ingrained in her mind. Of course, Levi wouldn't expect any kindness, or the kindness of the ignorant people and women in the Middle Ages to a succubus, which were only found in the 11th District fantasy drama.
"Xuefeng, come here - yes." As soon as Elotesia left, Levi called Xuefeng into his office: "I'll give you... a private secret mission, about a pregnant woman. Um..."
I don’t know if she was born yet: “There is also a fetus, or a group of babies and children.”
“Eh?!——”
Dear Miss Shuicheng Xuefeng, her thinking is broad.
Mentally retarded children have more joy, while brain-dead children have fewer worries. Our dear Miss Mizuki Yukikaze has a broad mindset, I wonder if XP is right for her. At the age of 15, she is particularly obsessed with and interested in having children (referring to the original setting of Taimanin). In fact... this idea is worth promoting. The screenwriter of the 11th District Seqin film has also taken great pains and worked hard for the country's population growth cause. In order to make women willing to have children, even in this kind of film, they don't forget to insert product placement of national propaganda. He really made me cry.
"Finally... I'm going to... give birth to a child for a demon like this..."
original.
Was the trembling body due to fear or joy? The flushed girl's eyes were even a little dull, staring at Levi's horns, not knowing what she was thinking. However, the honest reaction of her body had completely betrayed her mood at the moment.
Original image.
There is basically nothing to refer to in Taimanin plots. If it is too simple, it will be Gusai, and if it is too mature, it can't be put up at all! ——This is the only kind of plot that can be used, so it is also painful for the author of fan fiction - just write it now.
"So...? Yukikaze, are you hot? --Why are you taking off your clothes? Hey! Mizuki Yukikaze!!!"
"Eh?!"
"Put on your clothes! Go and have your Children's Day!" Levi took off his coat and threw it hard on the other person's face. As the Taimanin girl screamed, he looked at the water stains on the ground and honestly felt a little desperate.
He is very capable and skilled. He usually speaks normally to other men. Why is it that when it comes to me, it's like he's been buffed? Ah... Should I hypnotize him so that he won't be hypnotized so easily?
"Go now to where this document is written and take..." Levi handed the parchment he had just written to the other party.
The few drops of water on the ground he had imagined were like an adult seeing an adolescent child "thinking that others don't know"
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Just like the sexual behavior of the past, let's take it as the sympathy of those who have experienced adolescence. Unfortunately...
When women reach the climax, they will be filled with blood, expand, and the smooth muscles below will contract rhythmically. This will cause rhythmic spasms and contractions in the perineum, the muscles that reach the heart channel, the bladder muscles, and many other muscles. At this time, a series of mechanical and ergonomic issues will arise based on the basic principles of extrusion, the stress and strain of extrusion deformation, the additional stress and participating stress of extrusion deformation, and the impact of extrusion on muscle tissue and performance.
At this time, water will flow out, mainly composed of urethral gland secretions, sometimes serum prostatic fluid, and secretions from the channel leading to the mind. This scene will only occur when the brain is stimulated to exceed the excitement threshold - again, because of different physical conditions. Some women flow, while others suddenly or violently burst or release (spray) in the form of liquid.
Simple physiology lesson.
When Levi was in school, these classes had been cancelled. Anyway, it was not his turn to teach girls, so he didn't know. It's actually quite strange - men can understand men's things by themselves, so why do they need to be taught? At most, they can be taught some hygiene knowledge. If boys go to school but don't learn about women, what's the difference between this and soldiers going to the battlefield not learning how to kill the enemy, but only learning how to kill their own people?
Li was stepping on liquids composed of urine, prostatic fluid, and secretions that are the closest channel to the female mind.
...really slippery.
"Dangdang!"
Normally, the ruthless Asian machine of the herbivorous type in Area 11 would fall flat on the ground, but Levi's fall was not flat on the ground. This time, he fell rudely on the black-skinned girl.
Very ungentlemanly, he pressed his knee directly into the man's abdomen.
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Mizuki Yukikaze took sick leave, so Levi could only dispatch other Taimanin to complete the task. That was to ask those pregnant women, children, and women to "act good people" and give Elotesia positive feedback.
Levi still had to clean up his desk. Mizuki Yukikaze stood in front of Levi and fell on his back. In the end, Levi accidentally fell on his opponent - the position was very accurate. It directly caused the opponent to become a jet fighter - fortunately, it was just the kind that shot water.
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Chapter 3: What is Reality? ()
"This taste is really..." Levi was a little disgusted, disgusted with this world of hentai. It was said above that the liquid was made up of urine, prostate fluid and vaginal secretions - how could it taste good?
The taste of Earth OL is salty and fishy, which has nothing to do with the "delicious" and "sweet" described in novels and anime!
But, this is the fucking world of hentai.
So the smell is really good. It doesn’t feel like it has been sprayed with air freshener, but at least it has been sprayed with saccharin.
"Report." After knocking on the door, a Taimanin walked in.
"Yeah." Levi didn't even raise his head, and handed the document to the other party. It was almost 12 o'clock in the night, and he was still working overtime - there was no other way, just like the author. If you want to be fully present, you must finish today's work before 12 o'clock at night. What did you do during the day? In order to increase his depravity value, Levi must also finish what he should do every day.
He coughed softly a few times and said, "You're here? Take these things."
"..." The Taima Ninja who came looked at Levi with great confusion.
After hesitating for a moment, he took the document handed over by Levi. This document was not top secret, so it was not sealed. It said:
[In the name of the Queen, signed by the demon lord Levi: Local blue flag officials of the Nantes tribe, reflect on the spot! Allocate 45 gold coins, 450 kilograms of fresh flour and 10 liters of fresh milk every month. Send them to the designated location, supervised by the holy warrior Elotissia to distribute them to local pregnant women, widows and orphans, without error! Those who disobey this order will have their souls extracted for sacrifice.]
The Taimanin looked at the words above and then looked at Levi who was still working at his desk in the middle of the night.
His eyes became more confused.
"Anything else?" Li Wei looked at the time given by the system - it's okay, I'll be done after signing the last line~ I've finished typing, and I'll get the attendance award. Who cares about the flood after I die? At most, I'll be scolded for being short.
Looking at Levi who was still writing, this energetic girl with short golden hair who even looked a little tomboyish did not expect Levi to ask such a question.
"I'm sorry to call you so late, but I couldn't sleep anyway, and I thought these women and children might be hungry because they haven't received their food yet." The devil scratched his head, took a sip of coffee and said, "You're tired too, right? Oh, there's coffee in this pot, and there's sugar in this plate. If you like, let's drink some together to refresh ourselves."
"…Why do you care about these kids?"
"Because I am a fallen devil." Levi answered truthfully, and suddenly laughed: "Why, don't you know? Ah, I've told you many times. Fallen devils - all people need love. The sky covers us all, and the earth carries us all."
This idea is actually quite remarkable. Even if it is just a slogan, we have to look at the era when it was shouted. Of course, whether you are a human being is the first question.
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"Hmm!——" Li Wei finished writing the last instruction, stretched and asked curiously: "Is there anything else?"
"...Sister...Sister Ashaji, don't you go and play with her every night?"
"Uh..." Do all Taimanin call Asaki like this? Sisterly love - Levi was a little embarrassed: "It's a bit too much to play with this word. Well... it's a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship - hey, hey, are you working or not? I will also be angry if you tease your superiors like this..."
"call!"
The girl in front of him suddenly drew her sword, pointed at Levi and shouted, "Wake up! Devil! I know you play with my sister, Yukikaze, and all the Taimanin every day! You make them weird, and they get angry when you are mentioned... Humph! Even if you pretend to be greater than all human lords, I will not... I will not give you... another chance! Even if you are pretending, it may not be a bad thing if you can pretend forever! Now, if you let go of my sister and all the Taimanin, I can still let you live."
"...?"
Levi was stunned. What was going on?
This Taimanin in front of me is indeed someone I have never seen before.
"You... think so too?" Levi looked at the other party suspiciously, and suddenly the whole demon became excited! "Oh, that's great!"
"??? You, what are you going to do?"
"Let me tell you, I've long felt that there's something wrong with you Taima Ninja - it looks like you just got back, right? That's great! Come on, sit down...ah, don't eat for now. To prevent people from accusing me of drugging you...You should leave the royal city quickly later, to prevent people from accusing me of casting some magic spell on you. You should cast some anti-hypnosis magic spell on yourself first." Levi kept complaining, looking at the Taima Ninja in front of him who was accusing him - and then bit back.
"I just think there's something wrong with you Taimanin. You look pretty normal to me when I look at other men, and you can even fight back pretty well. You don't kill without blinking an eye, but at least you can complete your mission well. Why is it that you're so special with me? You blush when you see me, and you bleed when you touch me. You're like this - I'll give you some money. You're the Taimanin who survived the attack on the Taimanin base because you weren't at the base, right? It's just right, why don't you investigate your former colleagues and make them behave normally! Looking at each of them makes me feel uncomfortable all over... Who are you, Ashaji?"
"I...I am her sister..."
"Oh, then I'm your sister-in-law. I'm so sorry..." Li Wei quickly said politely, "Well... it's just a small profit, not a sign of respect. If you don't want it, you can sell it. It's very expensive in the market."
"Sniff... hm? So sweet and fragrant?"
"Well, it's called chocolate, which is equal to 10 times the volume of gold."
“…Eh hey hey?”
"This is for you too. Ah, this is for you too. Persuade your sister. Her health condition isn't very good recently. She shouldn't indulge in alcohol all the time... It seems that if she doesn't drink, she won't indulge in sex every day. Alas... always being unconscious and sleeping isn't a solution, right? Women can also be drained of their bodies by alcohol... sex. Give your sister more nutrition. Oh, by the way, don't forget to secretly investigate why you Taimanin always want to have an affair with a devil like me." Levi gave the purse and the bag of chocolates to the other party together: "If you have time, go on a mission first. I hired Taimanin with gold coins - theoretically, that includes you. Don't let those orphans and widows starve, go ahead."
“Oh…” The blonde girl was a little dazed by Levi’s combination of punches. She subconsciously turned around and was about to leave: “No! Demon, you, you, you brainwashed me! Yes, you must be controlling my mind! Otherwise, otherwise… yes! I won’t have the slightest affection for you! There must be something wrong with you! Wait… just wait and see! I will use the money you gave me to buy equipment, and then break your hypnosis magic! I won’t give in! I want to rescue my sister!”
"......?" Yes, that's what I mean. Levi thought for a long time and asked, "Is the money I give you to let you secretly investigate the hypnotic magic?"
"???... I've been hypnotized! This must be the case. As long as I do the opposite, I won't be wrong!!! In the end, I just need to break your magic..."
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