"Well... on the contrary, the more there are, the less chaos there is. This is called [establishing many princes and reducing their power]." Levi thought for a moment and continued to explain to the dead foreigner: "No matter which one is dominant, the emperor will order a military solution. Ah, let's not talk about this. In any case, these Orientals are calm rationalists. The emperor is even calmer and more ruthless. As long as you, mother, transform into the goddess Ayanami, it will work! The emperor will not give up his own beliefs, and will also believe in you. Don't worry-"
Then, after a few hundred years, the world's largest Lilith "dojo" will be located in a famous mountain or river in the Celestial Empire. Then, it is possible that Christianity can be perfectly used by the Middle Earth in the Middle Ages just like Buddhism. Or it can become a large Sinicized branch, and some kind of Great Christ will emerge.
Then write a Journey to the West and have a character like Don Paul go to the West to worship God and ask for scriptures. Later, it gave rise to the idea that God was originally a Taoist, as in the Investiture of the Gods. Then there was a Taoist Jesus, a Taoist Jehovah, who became a Buddhist or a Jehovah, and it is not impossible that they are the two major religions in the West.
No, the taste is too strong.
"Okay, I can give you something... Well, this is very rare! There are no side effects, it just unilaterally enhances male function. I heard that the other party is an oriental dragon? That's amazing..."
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The world is in my hands!
Maybe not.
Levi was wondering if he were the dragon from the East, could he bring a little Eastern shock to the world?
It should be possible...right? Even if I were given a system, it would be a big question mark if I could easily solve the problem of the Eastern clans. What's more, I was standing on the shoulders of a historical giant? ——But this dragon did it. I heard that it was this dragon and several generations of his father who did it. Step by step, after the An-Shi Rebellion, they revived the Tang Dynasty.
That's not called ZTE anymore, that's clearly about becoming bigger and stronger and creating more glory. I'm not Da Zhangwei, and I'm not afraid of losing the African market. What's political correctness? I'm just talking nonsense! If we didn't change the species in the Middle Ages, we wouldn't have such a good opportunity after this village.
Levi came here to lick their boots, but he couldn't stay too long. After all, there was a behemoth with 300,000 people across the sea, and he had to go back and take a look from time to time.
But Levi has figured it out.
Isn't it just a little Brittany? Give it to him! I can't beat you, but I can't outrun you? If I win, then everything will be fine. If I can't win, then Levi will take his whole family, the guards and other things to the East! Imitating the story of the Persian Zoroastrian king's double surrender to the Tang Dynasty!
Since I am so successful in the East, I will definitely be well paid. Maybe I can even make a living in the Middle East by studying the Four Books and Five Classics. At most, I can bring my whole family with me. It's no big deal!
Then you need to lick this side more vigorously.
"? This Tianfang Pipa is indeed different." The emperor was very happy. The sacred water "Water of Life" that Levi presented as tribute - LCL was indeed very useful. It looked like orange juice, and washing your hands would make you full of energy.
So my mood also improved. It is non-toxic, harmless, and has no side effects. It is a magical medicine that is even better than the blue pill in the Middle Ages! It does not harm the body, and it can double the combat power! This is similar to the effect of Senzu Beans. It is simply a recovery medicine at the level of Dragon Ball.
Today, Li Chun, Li Wei, and a few other close ministers (mainly secretaries and minor officials) with whom he had a good relationship privately gathered together for a private discussion.
"Your Majesty, this is not the Arabian Pipa." Li Wei bowed gently and replied, "The pear-shaped harp in the world, according to records, originated from Persia, the land of the Persian Zoroastrian king."
"Oh, I've heard of it." The dragon head nodded and continued, "In the Xianheng year (670), the Zoroastrian king of Sassanid, a country in Persia, came to Chang'an. He said that his country was destroyed by the enemies of the Muslim religion and asked to restore it. Emperor Gaozong took pity on him. The king died of illness four years later, and he appointed his son as the new king of Sassanid... Tsk, but their Zoroastrianism is despicable."
"……?ah?"
"My dear, don't you know?" Suddenly, Longtou got addicted. After all, everyone in the Tang Dynasty was the same, and it was hard to find a family with worse morals than his own. So Longtou immediately started gossiping, thinking that Li Wei didn't know how to play this game? - Just kidding, Li Wei already knew countless ways to play this game.
"Zoroastrianism is commonly known as Fire Worship. It was officially introduced during the Pseudo-Zhou Dynasty (the two years of Wu Zetian), and was banned during the Kaiyuan period of Emperor Xuanzong (sixty years ago)! The reason is... hey." The dragon clan laughed at it: "Its teachings are like the upper steam rising and the lower steam falling, the same human nature as the beasts; drilling holes and climbing over walls, and using the mind of the ghost."
It's very literary, in CK2 it's the Strawberry Cult. This is also a nice way of saying it, in simple terms it's just relatives having sex. Not just relatives, brother and sister is too light! It must be a ghost father, it must be a sexy mother! It must be a relative! Like Levi's godmother, that's just normal.
"..." Li Wei now completely understood what was going on. Although the people of the Tang Dynasty were very open-minded, they obviously could not accept the fucking maniac. It seemed that when the Tang Dynasty had a big exchange with the outside world, it was the first time that it confronted the foreigners in terms of ideology and morality!
Tang Ren, who already felt like a fallen demon, opened his eyes and took a look at the world - damn, how did the world become like this!
Especially Tang Zongshi! I thought I was outrageous enough, but I didn't expect there would be more.
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A bunch of people are even more outrageous than me! Li Shimin was scolded for marrying a sister-in-law for so many years? Then the neighbor who married a daughter or her own mother must be hanged immediately? - Isn't he living well? It's even said that if he didn't do this, the local people would not accept it.
It was very confusing, and Tang Chao fell into deep confusion - are the people outside really all beasts?
"Yes." Li Wei nodded and decided to bring the topic back. "The Zoroastrian harp, pronounced 'Wu De'. It spread to the East and became the pipa. It spread to the West and became the lute. As for Western Europe, it became the 'guitar' in my hand. The sound is as loud as the pipa."
"Yes." The emperor nodded with satisfaction, and then said: "The banquet was about to end, but I didn't expect that you would play heavenly music when it ended. It lingered in my ears for three days. I wonder what the name of this song is? It sounds... so... so..."
"Your Majesty." Levi patted the classical guitar in his hand and said a great sound in the Paradox world: "This song is called 'Stonemason' - I made it specially for Your Majesty. Congratulations, Your Majesty -"
"? Oh? Congratulations to me on what?"
"World" Levi flatters for free, guess how many people he has flattered? "Your Majesty is in control!"
"Oh? Hahahahaha..." The dragon opened its mouth wide, laughing so hard that even the little tongue in its throat could be seen: "Emperor Taizong once said: All the talents in the world are within my grasp - how dare I be so arrogant? - The world is in my grasp? Hahahaha..."
The answer is 11. Levi has said these words to a total of 11 ordinary people or ghosts.
"Okay, I accept this song - it should be changed into elegant music." The emperor nodded and said, "Ah, let's end the banquet here today. I have something else to do, so I won't keep you here. You can be yourself -"
"Yes, I'll take my leave..." Li Wei also said that he was going to go and have some fun with other (female) generals.
You can also go to the West with your army!
But it seems unlikely - even if it is impossible, it would be nice to hire a team of 5000 mercenaries.
"His Majesty!"
The palace of Antioch was not big, and the emperor had no intention of living here for a long time. It was only because Livy came and brought a little surprise of Eurasian and African farmland to the Tang Dynasty that a simple royal city was built here.
Just as Levi was about to leave, a handsome young eunuch trotted in from outside the simple palace.
"Oh?" The emperor raised his eyes slightly - Levi didn't even stop.
"Your Majesty." The eunuch ran a few steps, came to the emperor, bowed deeply and said: "——The green-clad people from the Arab side are back!"
"Hmm? - Stop, you middle-class people." Don't go yet.
"Yes." Levi also stopped and hurried back. He was also quite puzzled. It's only been a few days?
Levi was very puzzled and asked back, "So fast?"
"Yes." The Dragon Emperor nodded gently and said, "The person sent this time is the eldest princess of this dynasty."
"? The eldest princess?" Li Wei was stunned for a moment: "Uh... the eldest princess is not..."
"She is not my daughter." The emperor shook his head and said, "She is the eldest princess of the Tang Dynasty!"
"Crack!" With a loud noise, Levi felt the sky suddenly turn dark. It seemed that dark clouds covered the sky. Levi looked up again and saw a giant dragon in the sky.
It’s probably several dozen meters long!
Then, there was a flash of lightning in the sky like thunder - the giant dragon turned into a human figure and slowly fell down.
"Let me introduce you, middleman." As Li Wei stared in amazement, the Dragon Emperor said softly, "This is the eldest princess of our Great Tang—Princess Miaoying."
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248 The Wrath of Shadow Meow, Resounding Through the Mountains!
Honestly, even though I've been traveling for so long, I've mostly been in the Western world. In the West, there's basically no demand for change. Everything is what it looks like when it leaves the factory. Monster girls are basically the same, fox girls have big tails, cat girls have small ears, and centaurs are half-human and half-horse. There's no furry level like in the East - Eastern scholars prefer to fantasize - I want both forms!
This kind of "transformation" is really rare, and it is a gorgeous performance of this level.
Levi stared in amazement as he saw a giant dragon several dozen meters long transform into a young girl who was only about 1.9 meters tall.
Ah, yes, it’s a little taller and a little bigger. That’s what modeling is like. It feels like it can crush someone to death.
"Uh..." Levi only thought that he was the eldest brother of his second brother, and his second brother had never guided him on the key issues of life. Therefore, he did not show off in front of the demigod whose ability was obviously superior to that of ordinary people: "Greetings, Princess."
The devilish handsome boy quickly lowered his head, bowed slightly, and clasped his hands together.
"Yes, Princess Miaoying." The Dragon Emperor was very satisfied with Li Wei's greeting. He nodded and said to Miaoying, "This is Li Wei, Li Zhongren. I also mentioned it in my letter. Does the princess know?"
"Ah."
This woman is unusual! Her eyebrows are like smoke, and her eyes are like
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She was crying but not crying, her eyes were wet. She had a bunch of silk, which only reached her chest, a pair of snow-white arms, and two gold bracelets. She had a pair of dragon horns, her lips were red without any makeup, her eyebrows were green without any painting, her face was like a silver basin, and her eyes were like water apricots. She had narrow shoulders and a thin waist, a tall figure, an oval face, handsome eyes and thin eyebrows, and a lively look. She was the essence of literature and art, and she was unforgettable when she saw it.
"He's really a devil." Miaoying looked Levi up and down for a long time, and sneered in a rather strange tone: "Why, are the devils in this world so despicable?"
It's unbearable for Fella!
"Yeah." Levi nodded. He could tell that the other party had a grudge against some demons. So Levi put on a very serious attitude and said, "Yes, this is a matter of differences."
"...Tsk, what a clever kid." With his hands behind his back, Miaoying walked up to the emperor and bowed: "Your Majesty, I am going to the Green Empire this time. As you said--"
"Come." The emperor made a gesture of invitation, added wine, turned on the lights and reopened the banquet. Everyone took their seats again: "Come on."
After Miaoying took his seat, he let out a long sigh after drinking the wine in his glass, and Misato Katsuragi provided action guidance.
"The Green-clad Arabs are just as they said, with countless quicksands all over the land." Miaoying frowned and continued, "There are a few countries, but the largest one is the Green-clad Arabs. According to legend, thousands of years ago, there was an evil cult with a beast's head and a human body. Its people built tombs and regarded death as life. They are in the shape of a tower with golden characters on all four sides, 10 to 40 feet high, and are all made of piled up huge stones of the same size."
"Oh..." The dragon head sighed and said, "This is something that the tyrannical Qin could not do. Its people..."
"It seems that it did not cause the end of the Qin Dynasty."
"? Why? Thousands of years ago, the burden was so great that people's lives must have been in turmoil!"
"...I really don't know, but according to what the locals say, that's the case." Miaoying shook her head and continued, "It's just local customs and experiences. There are countless carvings in the area over thousands of years. But it's true that there is a big river in the area, named Miluo."
"? Miluo River?"
"Yes." Miaoying nodded and continued, "This place is just as they say, a fertile land with quicksands to the south! There are countless quicksands all around, stretching for thousands of miles. Only here, a huge river flows from south to north."
"?The giant river flows from south to north?"
"That's right." Miaoying continued, "It has a long history, and it is said to be tens of thousands of miles long. From south to north, there are floods for several months every year, several months of flooding, and several months of farming. After the flooding, the land becomes fertile, and it is really a fertile land. But the people there are not good at farming and do not understand farming."
There is no other way to do intensive farming. After all, it is forced suffering and is not something to be praised. But...isn't your planting method a bit too much?
"In the vast expanse of quicksand, the great river is but a small oasis. However, along the river, there seem to be millions of households, which is incredible. The river is full of ferocious beasts, and to the south is said to be the grassland on the frontier."
"......Yeah." The emperor nodded - damn, is there really such a land that applies fertilizers by itself, turns the soil by itself, gives itself maternity leave, and then opens its legs to wait for the next time?
If the Chinese land is like God breaking your chopsticks and you have to fend for yourself, then the Nile is like God holding a rice cooker and forcing it into the mouths of Egyptians.
"I know it... Let the General Zhengnan organize the troops. Oh, let's hold a court meeting first."
"Uh, Your Majesty!" Li Wei immediately called the emperor, "You are tempted, right? I am the guide!" "This land is just a small river in the quicksand. This time in Western Europe, there are tens of millions of households! The grass is abundant, and the land is fertile. The people are ignorant, and the king is not virtuous! The upper and lower classes are separated, and lewd sacrifices are rampant! This is a blessed land given to Your Majesty by God. Don't you have any intention of calling here?"
"... Zhongren, I know your country has been attacked." The emperor sighed, shook his head and said frankly: "But the journey is too long... How about this. Zhongren, if your country is not good at fighting. I can personally send an army of a thousand people, collect a hundred coastal warships, recruit three thousand civilians and seamen, and return to your country with you. Your family, relatives and friends can all enter the Tang Dynasty. Follow the Persian example and still be the barbarian king. How about it? When I have time, I will restore my homeland, and naturally survive and continue the extinction, repair the old and revive the old, and restore the old. Revive your destroyed country, continue your extinction, and raise your exiles - how about it?"
…It seems that this is all the soldiers I can borrow.
"Your Majesty, for your kindness, I will die with my head cut off while I am alive, and I will give you a gift of grass after my death. I am overwhelmed with fear, and even if I die a thousand times, I cannot repay you." Let me say a few nice things first. Who knows, one day you might really kidnap Xia Lulu's family and use them to benefit the Tang Dynasty. If this side really can't hold on, then it probably won't hold on.
"Yes." The emperor nodded. He was very sensible. He felt embarrassed, so he continued, "Then..."
"I am very interested in the European customs." Miaoying glanced at Levi and continued, "I seem to sense a hint of Slaanesh's aura from this demon."
"......? Slaanesh?" Levi was stunned for a moment, then frowned and asked back: "Why did the princess say such a nameless thing? Once the words are spoken, it's like white staining soap!"
"Hey." Miaoying laughed noncommittally, then said: "I won't say more, I will see it with my own eyes. If it is really Slaanesh, I will take action without hesitation! Oh, by the way, if it is not, I can also apologize to you - Your Majesty, I am willing to lead 3,000 elite soldiers to conquer the Western Barbarians!"
"......?" The emperor was stunned for a moment. My daughter has already given this to me for free because she thinks it looks good.
You won't either
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A nymphomaniac, right? -- Impossible, impossible, there must be something wrong. Oh, yes, I've heard since I was a child that the eldest princess hates evil, especially the Western demons. Is she really going to kill the other party's family? Yes, it must be because of this!
"This matter is of great importance... Well, let me think about it."
"Your Majesty, I must go." As expected of a true dragon of the Dragon Transformation Art, Miaoying said she was leaving.
"..." Fuck, don't you give me face? The Dragon Emperor hesitated for a moment and said, "No matter what, how about this 'discussion'?"
"Well, let's go through the motions." Miaoying nodded, and suddenly grabbed Levi's hand: "Come on, devil, I'll take you to see the elite of my personal troupe!"
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Author's words: PS: Blizzard is dead... Alas, let's spit before we go. It's a pity, he died, but... Alas
249 Can we still play like this?
In fact, Levi wanted to go back to Brittany now. He had been here for a week. If he didn't leave, hundreds of thousands of people on the other side of the sea would be able to cross the sea. However, I don't know why my physique always seems to attract strange women.
The kind of serious, mentally normal, gentle, beautiful girl with a wife and children - it has nothing to do with me! At this moment, Li Wei's hand was tightly grasped by the big sister who was ten centimeters taller than him. That feeling was really... nothing strange, there were many tall women around him.
It's just that the pressure is too strong.
"Your Majesty?" Li Wei now felt that he was almost the same as Yang Yuhuan, looking at the Tang Dynasty emperor with a pleading face - will you care or not?
"Uh..." The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty was just as cowardly as he was a hundred years ago: "Isn't the middleman about to leave just now? Then the princess can give you a ride."
Is this your last farewell?
A jade hand grabbed Levi, and it was as tight as a jade dragon's claw, and he couldn't get away at all. Levi was a real man! Usually five or six strong men couldn't get close to him, but it was obvious that this one was too strong.
"You." Pulling Li Wei to the outside of the camp, Miaoying didn't even lower her head, but asked calmly: "What was the request just now, Your Majesty?"
"Uh... yes." Levi shook his head and sighed: "What a pity, it seems that..."
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