Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

Li Wei could only say that he had no real experience and made a blind mistake. He could only say that the royal family had a different mindset from that of a commoner like him, even though he had been the top leader for many years and had thrown away a lot of humanity. But when he encountered the Tang Dynasty, which was more prominent than any other country in the Celestial Empire, Li Wei could only say that he was still too narrow-minded!

As an ordinary man who is mentally normal, he is just a father of two children and only has one daughter.

Levi felt that if anyone dared to touch his daughter, he would use the True World Reincarnation Technique first, no matter what! He would definitely let you die and come back to life, and then die again. It would be impossible for you to die quickly.

But the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty is indeed the Heavenly Khan.

When he came up, he just said one sentence.

"My dear...Alas, I have been wronged."

Levi felt that the opponent was not a dragon, but a bull. Of course, he was not saying that the opponent was a minotaur, but this simple conversation made him feel a little dazed - the Bull Demon King in A Chinese Odyssey also felt the same way when he saw Zhizunbao hooking up with his wife.

"Uh...I wish I could die, I..." To be honest, I am indeed the victim, but this is called giving the other party face.

To be honest, these princesses are just so-so. They are not very good at killing men, their husband-controlling skills are just so-so, and they don't know the most important skill of slaughtering houses.

It is confident to talk about flowers when you pull up your pants.

"Alas, it is my fault that I neglected to discipline him." The emperor spoke to Li Wei in a gentle voice.

Li Chun, according to historical records, like his ancestor Li Shimin, was fond of... making elixirs.

Considering that you already have the Dragon King, it is normal for you to like alchemy. Especially in the CK worldview, it is even more normal.

"I would rather die than surrender..." Be polite again.

"Alright, alright." If you're still polite, I'll teach you! "Actually, I'm very curious, are you very knowledgeable about the art of alchemy?"

"? Uh, not much." Li Wei shook his head and said, "The magic of immortals is illusory. Sima Qian said: Everyone has to die, and this is true. The matter of immortals..."

"Not necessarily." The emperor disagreed, because this world is indeed full of gods and ghosts. Levi is Lucifer's lover and Lilith's godson. The dragon shook his head and said, "The Yellow Emperor had three thousand concubines, and there was a matter of ascension."

"......?!?!" Levi was stunned for a moment. Is this really the world? - No, even if it is true, you can't let a king like you who finally conquered the West become a ghost! Wouldn't that make me a historical sinner? But... Levi couldn't refute the other party in person.

Then you watch the eunuchs next to you making crazy gestures. If Levi didn't know that the handsome boys opposite had no penis, he would have thought that they were going to have sex with him.

"Your Majesty, I suddenly got a poem. Please help me appreciate it." Li Wei grinned, and then said directly without waiting for the other party to speak: "Emperor Wu loves immortals, burning gold to get purple smoke. There are only meat horses in the stable, and they don't know how to go to the sky."

"......?!" The emperor was actually not optimistic when he first heard that the barbarian wanted to write poetry. Because everyone knows that many countries have been influenced by the culture of the Celestial Empire in history, and writing Chinese poetry is not a good choice.

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There are many foreigners. The brothers North Korea and Vietnam are the sons of the sons, or more precisely, the rebellious sons who separated from their own family. But no matter what, the Chinese poems made of North Korea, Japan, and Vietnam...

It’s almost the same as the “old style”.

But the emperor never expected that Li Wei could actually write poetry! And it was pretty good! This... satirical poem?! How dare you scold me?

"...I just wanted to ask." Li Chun's temper was indeed good. Of course, if Li Wei was not good-looking and had a good temper, he would have been killed if he dared to contradict him! At the very least, he would have been exiled. The emperor coughed and asked, "You see, there is no man who doesn't want to be strong. I think I am already very strong... I didn't expect you to knock down all 18 of my dragon girls."

"?" Is this what a father should say? Is this what an emperor should say? "Your Majesty..."

"It's nothing, Your Majesty. Tell me, how did you do it?" The emperor's dragon head stretched out, and it felt like if he didn't tell the truth, he would bite him down! "Is there any magic medicine?"

...One shot worked? An old military doctor?

"Yes." Levi suddenly understood, and he sighed, "But... I can't get it."

Levi has decided!

Since you like it, then I'll brag!

245 Goddess Ayanami, oh, my mother, oh, my heart!

Li Wei is a selfish person, just like unreasonable parents. I can smoke, but you can't. I can get a tattoo, but you can't. I can have a premature love affair, but you can't - because I'm doing it for your own good.

He can believe in Christianity because he knows it is fake!

If this fucking Christian emperor comes out, Levi himself won't have to wait until the future to be a sinner, just find a rope to hang him now. Besides, Lilith is already there, where is Nuwa? Don't tell me that it doesn't count if the CK2 map hasn't been released. Whether it's the Crusader Kingdoms series or the Europa Universalis series, even the K-series mythology exists - it's just that the main god of the K-series mythology is relatively weak. In the home battle, K-series was killed by "you" (the protagonist) driving a canoe. (Get the title [God Killer])

"Oh? Where is it? Ah... By the way, this thing can be secretly presented as a tribute..."

Tribute, or tributary trade, is an important part of China's foreign trade system. It is mainly a way for the court to control pricing power, and it also has a diplomatic role. It is slightly different from the current situation where everything is based on money. In the past, tributary trade was more particular.

It is basically equivalent to when you play Total War, Warhammer III, taking the trade route from the easternmost Cathay, bypassing the Human Empire, bypassing the Maelstrom, and going to the westernmost Lizard - how many thousands of miles are there in between?

"Your Majesty, this thing is very different." Levi thought about it and decided to continue to trouble his godmother Lilith about this matter: "To the west of this place is Asia Minor. Further west is the European continent. There is an evil god on this continent, named Lilith."

"Hmm...? Lilith? Who is this?"

"Yes, Lilith." Levi nodded and said, "This is the Western God of Lust."

Selling mother for fame and fortune, without hesitation!

"Lustful God?" The dragon head frowned, and his big eyes suddenly understood something, saying, "Is there such a saying? Oh... Could it be the Happy Heaven?"

Huanxitian, in fact, is more famous as Huanxi Buddha. Even more famous is called Dual Cultivation - yes, it is the same as what you see in the major articles on major websites. There are many versions of the story. Some say that he was originally an evil god, and later he was enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva (however, there is no female Guanyin Bodhisattva in India, so it should be a Han legend). The Bodhisattva turned into a female body and then the indescribable content that should be sent to the Buddhist hell appeared in normal records - then Huanxitian had a great enlightenment and became the patron saint of Buddhism.

This is a duplication that violates the spirit of the original work. I don't know if the original author will admit it. Some duplications are even more outrageous. They directly wrote that the original author of Buddhism turned into a beautiful woman to conquer the other party in order to make a phone call to Huanxitian. This duplication is no longer an ordinary duplication, and it must be dealt with severely.

But it is obvious that His Majesty Li Chun knows about this second creation.

"Almost." Levi thought for a long time and felt that the East and the West were surprisingly similar in this respect - sex worship? "But it has been completely beaten into an evil god... However!"

"what?"

Levi decided to find a formal job for his godmother.

You said you wanted to create a Christian emperor, but Levi wouldn't dare to do that.

But Li Wei had no objection to adding one more element to the Chinese religion. After all, the Indian god Bishamonten became the Heavenly King Li Tianwang when he came to China. What Japan could not do, the Tang Dynasty did very easily. The God of War Li Jing never dreamed that he was originally from the Zhou Dynasty. He was really extraordinary powerful.

So Li Wei decided to find a formal job in the East for his godmother, considering that the East does not keep idle gods. What about tying dolls to the temple of the old goddess, what about the Guanyin who gives birth to children, what about Mazu who gives birth to children - to put it bluntly, these are all requests from the Chinese.

"The real situation is not as many Nestorians say." Levi started from the perspective of a materialist and analyzed the problem from a rational perspective - no matter how superstitious the dragon head on the other side is, he is a rationalist Chinese at heart. To put it nicely, it is called rationalism, but to put it simply, it is [it doesn't cost money anyway, just believe it a little]. Anyway, I'm not afraid of watching the funeral.

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Mr. Funeral, you can say whatever you want as long as you don't attack the beliefs of my ancestors. So Levi continued to present facts and examples, and drew a timeline on the table with tea: "In the beginning, it was the Jews..."

Levi kept saying, in the modern period, "So, Christianity came to the same crossroads as Buddhism. The more disagreements there were on both sides, the more conferences they held, and the more conferences they held, the more disagreements they had. In the end, all the conferences turned into compromise conferences and spoils-dividing conferences, and Lilith's identity was finally determined. From Adam's first wife, to a hidden evil god. But in fact, she is one of the true ancient gods."

If Lilith really heard about this, she would probably have a seizure.

"Emmmm...?"

"I do have a small statue of Lilith." Levi said as he took out a statue of Lilith that he never left from his 24-slot bag. The statue was made by a dwarf craftsman.

This statue of Lilith is probably only the size of an ordinary figurine. However, after being painted, it is as vivid as a goddess statue - wearing a white tights, blue hair, red eyes, cold appearance, beautiful and delicate eyes, holding a double-pointed gun in her hand. Her eyes are as cold as ice, and she lowers her eyebrows to watch everything.

"? What an exquisite statue."

"Well, if Your Majesty likes it, I can give it to Your Majesty." Levi nodded and said with a smile: "This is the mother of the Western gods, Lilith. There is a poem praising you: Praise you, Lilith. Ascending amazingly towards you...ah, my heart. Mother, my heart, my mother! My essence, the seed of my life in the world! Oh, my heart, if there is no need to separate between us, we will share a name tomorrow, yes, long live the emperor is the name we sign together, yes, long live the emperor, ah my mother, my heart!"

Ah, Ayanami! Ah, my heart! (Don't go crazy here)

"Hmm..." The leader nodded. He had learned a little more about exotic customs today. However, the rational emperor was more utilitarian: "And then? What does this have to do with sex?"

You are really eager for quick success.

"Lilith is a legitimate god, and needs to be worshipped using formal sacrificial methods. She is in charge of fertility, but she is a virgin goddess." Levi threw a pair of settings directly at his godmother: "Lilith is a transliteration, and the meaning of Lilith is [Ling (Ling) Bo]."

"? Ling Bo?"

"Lingbo Weibu's "Ling" Wave" Levi wrote a typo with water, and said: "The official translation should be the goddess Ling Wave. This god is worshipped and does not eat meat."

"? No need for three animals?"

"No, this goddess loves all living things, so she doesn't eat any meat." Li Wei immediately continued, "When she walked on earth, she was four feet seven inches and four inches tall (48 meters) and weighed eighty catties ( kilograms). This goddess has a huge temple in the west, which is exactly where I am. Therefore, I am blessed by this goddess and have such divine protection. I will go back now. I don't need to take it, I just need to wash my hands."

"?handwashing"

"Yes, this holy water is called LCL, which means Water of Life in Chinese. The light yellow viscous liquid has a slight smell of blood. It is the water in the mother's womb and the water that breeds all living things." Levi exaggerated directly: "This goddess is a virgin goddess. Goddess Ayanami appears to be speechless, heartless, and ruthless. She is a goddess with three "no's". However, in her heart, she really loves all living beings and is willing to die for the believers she loves. There was a battle in ancient times called the Battle of Erzi Mountain. Goddess Ayanami blocked the attack of the evil god for a mere young believer. She is the selfless mother of all living beings, the gate of Xuanpin, and the root of the world. She is like a living being, so she doesn't actually like promiscuous things. She just simply protects many children and blessings. All sexual activities are just necessary by the way - after all, it's only like this..."

Levi's singing was almost reaching the sky.

"Really effective?"

"It's very effective, but." Li Wei raised a finger and said, "Your Majesty, are there any alchemists in your army?"

"Of course." The emperor nodded.

"After all, Lilith is a barbarian god from the west." Public is public, private is private: "What if your majesty dreams of an evil god with big breasts and fat buttocks who calls herself Lilith? The barbarian god came to the court, but he is just a minister. When your majesty gives an order, all the barbarian gods should bow down to you! So please station the Taoist priests and your attendants to drive away the fake evil gods. If you are not chaste, you are not Ayanami. If you are not three-nothing, you are not Ayanami. If you are not pure, you are not Ayanami. Your majesty, please be careful."

"Oh... yeah." It seems that the other party is still very clear between faith and loyalty to the emperor. This is not ordinary missionary work, but just a simple tribute. The emperor had actually become suspicious at the beginning, but now he felt that the other party had even said the bad things, and according to the other party's description - isn't Goddess Ayanami a good god?

He also blesses with many children and grandchildren - this is definitely a useful god, right?

This dynasty does not keep idle gods, but this dynasty definitely does not care about having one more good god. The emperor waved his hand and comforted Li Wei, saying: "My dear minister, you are loyal to the emperor and patriotic! I know that - I will accept this statue as an offering. If it is really effective, it will be great..."

“It must have worked.”

The idea of ​​shaping gods according to faith.

Levi might actually be able to turn Lilith into Ayanami - this is what happened in the East at first.

If that's the case... oops.

246 Becoming a Hu

I believe that sharp-eyed readers have already discovered that the main idea of ​​the book has been made very clear in the book's introduction: to lure young women from decent families into prostitution and persuade prostitutes to become good women.

Sure enough, it was very fast.

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After school... uh, after going to bed, Levi was blocked at the school gate by his godmother Lilith. Furious scholar, crazy output!

The Green Dragon Queen once said: In dreams, we have the power to resist everything. Anyway, Lilith and Levi didn't digest much together, and she couldn't bear to digest a little bit of Levi's thoughts.

Levi even felt that the other party might not survive the 21st century and would be killed by the XP cultivated by the numerous LSPs around the world.

Fortunately, everything was discussed until 1840.

"You." After the violent attack on Hongru, Lilith lay on the 800-meter-square Simmons bed in her sleep, wearing a 300-meter-long sheet made of panda skin. She asked Levi behind her: "Why did you impose such a mentality on me?"

"I'm also confused. Why did Lilith... uh, mother, suddenly get so angry after you came? Shouldn't you reward me?"

Levi acted very aggrieved, but to be honest, it was just like that, so there was no need to feel aggrieved.

"Humph—you've changed my godhood."

You see, she is a big shot, not only because of her two-meter height and the devilish figure of a Level I queen. This figure that Levi can't even hold with his two hands is naturally not an ordinary person. Such a big shot is naturally different in spirit.

She was two meters tall, and even compared to the 1.8 meter tall Levi, she was considered a big car. At this moment, she maintained the basic qualities of an evil god: "Fortunately, I have many followers in Europe, otherwise I would have really fallen into your trap."

That’s not necessarily the case.

According to the materialistic point of view, gods and immortals come into being only when the power of faith gathers (this is truly a system of gods and immortals with Chinese characteristics).

This book takes this view.

“…Pfft.” You may not know what kind of effect it would have if there was a very effective god in the East.

"why are you laughing?"

"I remembered... something funny." Levi thought for a long time and didn't know what to say: "Actually, it's like this. No matter what, I think we should release the divinity of our mother first. Look, there is an emperor. The emperor of a great country in the East, and I am a powerful lord in the West. Two powerful countries serve you, my mother. Isn't this a blessing for you?"

"...... Yeah." He nodded slightly, as if he didn't know what the terms "pig-killing scam" and "PUA" meant. In contrast, the evil god, who had such a pure mind, certainly didn't know about Levi's devious intentions - or rather, he was aware of some clues, but he didn't expect Levi to be so "bad".

It is much more utilitarian than the evil god. Lucifer has to tattoo Levi on her body.

"So, not only are you innocent, you've also done something good?"

"Wow, wow, I have always been sincere for mother, but mother treats me like this. Wow, wow..." Levi began to pretend to cry.

"That's enough." She had no trust in the beautiful boy in front of her, or rather too much trust: "Don't cry, I can just accompany you. But... what's going on with this Ayanami?"

"Oh, my mother." Levi suddenly became excited as if a string had been strung together. He began to recite his poem by calling "mother" every time he opened his mouth and "mother" every time he closed his mouth: "My heart! Look, my master among masters, princess among princesses, goddess among goddesses, master among masters! The name I chose especially for you, you are beautiful, the princess of the whole world. I love you, ah, take care of me. Treat me as your beloved..."

"?" So corny, Lilith Ayanami suddenly felt that the person opposite her was corny beyond imagination! Then Levi said a lot of things.

"The goddess Ayanami, with the eternal creator wearing the radiance on her head and Lilith on her forehead. People are looking for you in their hearts. When you appear before them, the earth, the sky, and the sea, along with the universe, cheer for your coming. Long live Ayanami! The goddess among goddesses, shines with radiance! And makes her servants fall into deep love."

"Ah stop! I've been a goddess for so many years, and I've been worshipped for so many years, but I've never seen anyone more disgusting than you." This is the setting, watching Levi praise her like he was on a steroid. This guy is bragging to the heavens. Lilith arrogantly backed away from Levi: "Ayanami? This name is not bad - OK, I'm really looking forward to what my power of faith will be like after I'm secretly believed in in the East."

Don't worry, I will make you become...

"Well." Levi thought for a long time and continued, "You have seen that if you want to gain the emperor's faith, there are a lot of Eastern magicians around the Eastern emperor. They are very powerful. It is unlikely that you can enter the Eastern emperor's dream. These magicians are also very powerful, and they are experts in testing poisons. So do you have any non-toxic, harmless and pollution-free medicines to give me? I can pay tribute to the emperor. Let her think you are very powerful..."

"? Will this work? Even if the emperor of the East knows that I am efficacious, he is said to be the son of the greatest god in their religion. How can he believe in me just because I am efficacious? We need to find another way. It would be best if he could convert secretly..."

"Uh... you're wrong about that." Li Wei didn't know how to explain this to the foreigner: "In the East, faith is not everything. In fact, the Eastern emperor is generally the guardian of three religions and four faiths. There are three sects of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism, and four faiths of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism plus Legalism. The Eastern emperors are all very skilled, and they have to worship the leaders of several religions."

"? You lied to me? Wouldn't the country be in chaos if that happened?"

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