Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

Livy suddenly remembered the most famous long poem by a poet who should have been born less than ten years ago: "The king covered his face and could not save her; looking back he saw blood and tears flowing together."

"Oh?" Miaoying suddenly stopped, since she had reached the place anyway. She let go of Levi's hand and stared into his eyes. "I thought he was a barbarian who spoke Chinese well, but I didn't expect he had such a Chinese heart? Humph, it's fine, it's fine - but what are you talking about?"

"Uh, nothing..."

"Don't want to say it? You don't want to say it, right? - If you don't want to say it, then don't say it." You see, the elder sister has a good temper. If you don't want to say it, then don't say it. She won't force you.

"Huh!" He grabbed Levi's hand again, and then with an amazing move, he leaped into the sky!

Li Wei felt like the second in command, being bounced back and forth by Chun Sanshi Niang several times.

"How about it? Do you want to tell me?"

"Ahem..." Levi let out a long sigh and said, "Uh, that was quite fun just now...bungee jumping? Ah, let me tell you, let me tell you."

I said, Levi now feels like a dirty rat: "It's like this..."

Without taking up any more words, Levi repeated the context.

"...? Oh, where is the full text? Who are you talking about? Just tell me the full text."

How much more can there be.

"Yang Yuhuan." Li Wei indicated that this world still belonged to Yang Yuhuan: "The full text is: The Emperor of Han values ​​beauty..."

Levi dawdled for ten minutes.

"...No wonder you were able to get in, you're really good. The long poem is well written, and the satire is spot on. Hey, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, it's true." It was obvious that Miaoying didn't have much respect for the emperor: "I thought you were just a demon - why, don't you want to talk to me? What's your relationship with Slaanesh?"

"What is lust? What lust? Lust what?" Do you understand? Levi said he really didn't understand! This world doesn't have such a setting. After I came here, there is no such thing as lust or not - does my godmother count? "No, I admit that some people have some misunderstandings about me, but that is within the scope of life, I will not blame them."

"I heard that you slandered His Majesty. You said there is a god in the West named Ayanami?"

"That's right, but it's not slander - what do you say about faith? If you believe, it exists, if you don't believe, it doesn't exist - only Goddess Ayanami is real. And I tell you, everyone who believes in me is a brother!" Levi's strings jumped up again, and he started instantly: "Increase wisdom, increase knowledge. Be full of love..."

Levi said a lot, and then took out a Ayanami figurine from his bag: "Hey, this is for you——"

Miaoying took the figurine and looked at it carefully for a long time. The figurine had a look of sorrow on its face and a sick body. The colorful embroidery made it look like a goddess or fairy. The light was so bright that it seemed like a long-lived figure.

If this isn’t a goddess, then what is a goddess?

Then he sighed, "It's really not Slaanesh... This statue has no demonic power at all - I thought I could finally find some clues. Hey, demon, are all the demons in your world so incompetent!"

! ! What you said, I

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I just don't like to listen to it.

"Of course not." Levi waved his hand and said, "Demons are also very powerful!"

"Oh?" He was tricked like that? Then he said the six-word mantra: "Really? I don't believe it."

"I am in Brittany, developing water conservancy and encouraging agriculture and sericulture. I have established the principles and established the six ministries. I have practiced the teaching without words and have done nothing. I live without possession and do without reliance. If you do nothing, you can do everything! Now we have all the weapons, one hundred thousand soldiers and one thousand good generals! How can you say that the devil is not strong? It's just that our country is small and our people are few, so we can't compete with the big countries."

"..." This is not what I want to hear. Alas... Miaoying sighed: "Now, I will give you a reason. I will go back to your country with you. I heard that you are being invaded? I have a way to help you solve it... But you have to tell me honestly, do you demons have evil gods?"

Uh… "It seems like a lot to mortals."

"Oh? Slaanesh, Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle?"

"...If you say so, they are everywhere. The four evil gods you just mentioned are mostly in people's hearts." Levi's words were already direct enough: "But if you want to talk about their names, they are indeed not called this. Lucifer, Beelzebub, Lilith... They are all called this, and they are all transliterations. The translated name is: Bright Star... It is really different from your Tzeentch, Nurgle, etc."

That's right. It feels like if the gang from Hell went to compete with the four vendors, it would be hard to tell who would win or lose.

"Well, let's go to my unit."

“? Ah? Ah!!!——”

As expected of a dragon, he grabbed Levi and flew up again! ——This is indeed similar to bungee jumping. Although Levi also has a pair of wings, they are obviously accessories, decorations, and display items. He has never experienced the feeling of flying in his life, so when he was taken flying.

He hugged Miaoying's thighs tightly.

In theory, everyone knows that Miaoying's personality is not so easy to be flattered. Even in the world of hentai, it is impossible... right?

So, what if it is the Shadow of Wonder with the Slaanesh mod added?

Here, I have to strongly recommend a mod called Miaoying Evil Fall made by a foreign player! Here, Miaoying will do it step by step... Anyway, you all know it.

Do you know by now? You are playing the Paradox game, while Datang is playing the Total War mod!

250 Guess how many RPG mods I played in total

As we all know, Paradox games are all about restoring history—although this history has been restored to a magical history, and after adding MODs, it has nothing to do with history. In basic cognition, Paradox players imagine a special effects epic war movie made with hundreds of billions of US dollars—but what they actually see is just a soldier model with [xxK] number of soldiers written on it, walking from one plot to another. When it meets another soldier model with [xxK] number of soldiers written on it, an animation special effect of them fighting each other is produced, and the total animation should not exceed 10 frames, and it is 3D.

I think the homemade 3D silent movies about Jerusalem are more exciting than this one.

However, the main feature of Paradox games is comprehensiveness, intrigue and relative restoration.

The Total War series is different, it's very simple. It takes care of economy, diplomacy, internal affairs, and scientific research! Supplies and other things are just a setting, and they will eventually be summarized in the "single currency", either gold coins or something else. Building a building is the point for sending troops. The earlier you place your VS, the earlier your troops will be sent out. If you send your troops out early, you can lead your soldiers to capture cities.

It's relatively simple, but the battle interface is very fancy! There are many more types of soldiers than the simple cavalry, artillery, and infantry of Paradox. And the Paradox system is actually a setting. It is normal to only allow one type of soldier to appear in the same era. Even in the CK series, there are only a few or a dozen light infantry, heavy infantry, etc. fighting each other.

Total War is different.

The main feature is the flashy look!

So, which system is better?

Levi was extremely envious of Miaoying's "system". His men were equipped with all kinds of equipment. Some of them even went into battle shirtless, such as the group of demon light infantry under his command - they were real light infantry. Some of them went out without even a piece of armor on their bodies, and went to the battlefield with just a stick. Under the excellent matching mechanism of the Western European region, such light infantry can be said to be normal infantry. When fighting, they can move like water and rush forward to be cannon fodder. Anyway, as long as Paradox games are not too scary, they are completely games of crushing numbers.

It is enough to use some heavy infantry to push forward, there is no need to use all heavy infantry. But it is obvious that the advantage of heavy infantry over light infantry in war is not of the same order of magnitude. With 30 kilograms of armor plates on your body, you are already a qualified armored person; with 60 kilograms of iron armor plates on your body, you are already a qualified heavy armored soldier. And in theory, you are the most elite troops and the core of a war. When you put on 80 kilograms of armor and go to the battlefield, it can basically be concluded that this battle or even a war has reached the most critical moment.

Because you are important enough.

It's different in Europe.

Completely different from the excellent matching mechanism in Western Europe, all the armor Levi saw in Western Europe was improved by the hentai system. Wear as much as you want, as much as you want! As much as you want, as sexy as you want! If the heavy armored units don't wear

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Levi didn't even know who these people were. Don't underestimate them because they are wearing little armor. Their armor is not low at all.

The oriental style of the painting was instantly different. Levi took a look and saw soldiers wearing heavy armor weighing tens or even hundreds of kilograms. And...

So fucking handsome.

"Haha, you are an average person, right? Come, come, take a look at the soldiers in our army. Are they brave? These are the Dragon Guards of Heaven - select the generals!"

"The general is here!"

"Three test rounds, fire!"

"Yes!"

Miaoying commanded a group of officers and soldiers and showed Levi what fire coverage was.

Levi really didn't expect that he could actually witness firepower coverage in the bright Middle Ages.

Silver helmet and silver armor, that heavy feeling is definitely not the ordinary 0.8-1 kg rack goods. The thickness of the armor plate is abnormal (the normal thickness of Chinese armor plates is only - mm, because it is "composite armor" so it is thick enough for helmets.), the silver mountain armor plates are shining, and the most important thing is——

This appears to be a group of ranged infantry.

Why are you ranged soldiers wearing such awesome clothes? If I hadn't told you, I would have thought you all were going to be melee archers!

The bow and arrow in his hand looked as if they were free, and they were visibly heavy. He was 300 meters away from the enemy, which was about three times the distance of an ordinary ancient archer. Levi couldn't imagine how heavy the hard bow was. There were so many arrows in the huge quiver behind him that he couldn't count them. It took less than ten seconds to fire three rounds of volleys.

...Used skills, right?

Accurately covering the target ahead, it is said that there are 240 Heavenly Dragon Guards, so strong that it cannot be described in words - the most important thing is that Levi has sharp eyes and sees that every dragon guard has a long sword on his waist, and there seems to be a silver round shield behind his right hand.

...Do you really want to engage in a head-on melee battle?

"Hehehe..." Seeing Levi staring at everything in front of him with an exploding look, Miaoying smiled. "Brother Zhongren, do you think my people are very powerful? Are my people strong?"

I'm not Jiang Gan, why are you asking me this question? I see you're swollen pretty big, how did you get so big?

"It is truly an army of tigers and wolves, mighty and unstoppable." This statement was made with all his heart. Li Wei initially thought that the Tang Dynasty relied on the 30wP society to swipe its troops, and that they crushed them with overwhelming numbers.

Now I understand why the enemy countries along the way either didn't resist or resisted but it was as if they didn't resist. They all turned into the heroines of hentai, and became toilets after being used. They were either evil or Ahegao lying on the side, completely turning into the shape of Datang. Whatever Datang said, these enemy countries did. Datang wanted to play heavy-mouthed play, and these enemy countries cooperated perfectly. Sometimes Datang didn't even realize that it had conquered a group of nymphomaniacs. It was disgusting to deal with it (specifically diss Strawberry Cult).

There’s nothing we can do, he’s too strong—it’s obvious that he’s not a human!

"Haha." Miaoying patted Levi's shoulder gently and said with a smile: "This is just the tip of the iceberg."

Uh... so strong?

"I heard that you are going back to Brittany with the foreign minister." Li Wei's heart was beating fast. Are you trying to usurp the throne? "Of course the foreign minister is welcome - but now the foreign minister's return date has been set, and I don't know when Princess Miaoying will leave..."

"Hmph, hmph..." He snorted twice in disdain. Miaoying suddenly lowered her head and stared at Levi: "Let me tell you, little devil! Right now, you are not worth killing in my eyes. But one day, if I catch you corrupted, even if the devil is far away, I will smash you into pieces! Do you understand? - Who wants to go with you to your western wilderness! I have asked all the questions I need to ask, you are useless. Get out -"

"...Oh." How dare you insult me ​​like this? I will remember this grudge today. In the future...

It seems like nothing.

The other party hated the devil with all her heart, just like the old soldier's physical disgust for the people in District 11. But after patiently examining Levi, she found that this devil was not the same devil. Although she hated him, she still let Levi go. This kind of girl is actually very rare, very cute, very great, very...

One day, we will talk about it later! Damn, you can't do this to me! I tell you, if I can beat you, I will definitely pin you to the ground now!

Levi pondered in his heart, when will he be able to defeat the 30 Chinese supermen in the Tang Dynasty?

...Humph, wait until I gather all 7 dragon balls and gather million warriors from Europe! I will definitely be able to compete with you when you are tired of fighting! Let's fight it out!

But, how many mods has Datang played so far? !

"When are you leaving?" Miaoying glanced at Levi lightly.

"Well, actually we can do it now. But we have to wait -" Levi pointed to the distance. Levi had actually been to this trial field two days ago. It was mainly to transport a huge stone - "Wait until the sculpture over there is finished."

"Statue? Completed? What do you mean?"

"Uh, the Dark Portal. I can teleport away instantly through a Dark Portal. This portal...eh?"

Levi felt his hand being grabbed again.

"What's with this Dark Portal of yours? Teleportation, portal!?"

"Can you please stop being so startled?" The clay man still had some temper.

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Wei knocked away the other person's hand that was grabbing him. "Men and women should not touch each other, how can you do that? Your Majesty has married a princess, and she has worked hard for the country and fought in battles. She doesn't care about these trivial matters. But a woman's chastity is as important as the sky. 'We' Westerners also believe in 'being polite first'! Men also have the responsibility to fulfill the chastity obligations of women. Can you please stop doing that?"

The beautiful boy angrily rebuked the royal sister for her indiscretion, mainly because she was too suppressed just now. Li Wei took a step back and distanced himself from Miaoying: "Although the foreign ministers are from a barbarian country, if the barbarians are close to China, then they are Chinese! - How can the princess, who is worth a lot of money, be associated with foreign ministers? I hope your Majesty will respect yourself!"

"...Tsk, what kind of devil are you? A Western devil at that. It's true that ethics kill people."

Miaoying leaned her hands on her slender waist, and it was obvious that she was quite impressed by Levi's tricks.

Of course, whether it was the group of dragon guards outside or other more handsome soldiers that I didn't know, they all looked dumbfounded! Is that okay? In all my years as a soldier, I have never seen anyone dare to speak to his princess like this. Aren't you afraid that the other party will turn his head into a dragon and eat you up physically?

Go ahead, brave man! Go forward, don't look back, looking back is nothing! ——I don't know if Miaoying has reached menopause, Julong's temper has been getting worse day by day.

"Then it is this princess who is being rude. This princess apologizes. You are wrong, okay?" She squeezed out an apology from between her teeth...

Could it be that the other person is a tsundere? ——It is actually very rare for a superior to admit mistakes and correct them. For a superior with absolute power, [admitting mistakes and correcting them] is an epic buff. Don’t look at the other person as a princess. The other person is a 50-year-old greasy middle-aged contractor. As a construction worker, how about asking him to admit his mistakes and correct them?

This is really rare, but Levi also has to be careful!

"Well, I was wrong." Don't be shameless. Levi looked at the red mark on his wrist. The other party's hand was surprisingly strong: "Then I'll leave if it's okay..."

"Don't leave! - Ahem, I'm asking you, what's going on with your portal!"

"? It means teleportation. Oh, you don't know about portals?" Levi was stunned for a moment and said, "That's right..."

You are a Total War player, and I am a Paradox game player. Although only Levi himself knows that he is a Paradox system.

"This is the ability of the Paradox Demon (P Company Demon)." Levi said softly: "The Valley Spirit is immortal, which is called the Mysterious Female. The gate of the Mysterious Female is the root of heaven and earth. If it lasts forever, it will never be used up - folding time and space to achieve the ability to travel through time. However, this portal has relatively large requirements and can only be used by one person at a time. In addition, a portal must be built on one side of the door, so a large army cannot be teleported. I can only teleport myself or my subordinates who have signed a contract with me."

"...This portal, can it really teleport?"

"Of course, but there are many prerequisites as you just heard..."

"Send me a research, of course, and I'll pay you enough! No, just tell me how this thing works! I want a craftsman to study it!"

"…It's useless. Princess Miaoying, this thing is bound to me, no…"

"Then give me your body!"

"...Princess, you are committing lustful acts all day long. Aren't you the one who has fallen for lustful acts?"

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Let's sort out the timeline. The princess on the opposite side and Levi had a conversation late into the night, threatening Levi's death.

Li Wei felt that the woman on the other side was a woman, so there was no need to argue with her. A good temper brings a good life, a good life brings a good attitude, and a good attitude leads to a long life.

Levi was not the kind of unreasonable person. When Miaoying told him about her experience, Levi instantly became Spartan. He firmly expressed his willingness to help the other party solve the problem. He said that he could help you solve any private life you have.