Look at these little princesses of our Majesty. In addition to the horns on their heads, Levi is sure that they also have tails behind them. And Levi is even more sure that this is a hentai world, because Levi found... I have a little secret, a little secret! I won't tell you... Okay, I'll tell you. After seeing these "dragon seeds", Levi has a serious "horn folding" habit.
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Yes, I hope everyone doesn't think of q group: 3 is crooked - the kind of Nagi anime. But Levi doesn't have such a heavy taste, especially when he is about to ask for help, and then he turns all the other party's daughters into sows?
Forget about playing around, the importance of your own daughters is inversely proportional to the number. I have 12 billion daughters and I don’t care about 11 of them, as long as I have a little cotton-padded jacket, it’s enough. But if someone turns all these 9999 billion daughters into sex toys, that’s another nature - beating a dog depends on the owner, let alone turning it into a pig!
There are 18 princesses standing around Li Wei! From 25 to... down to...
"Are you the youngest princess?" Levi looked tremblingly at the person in front of him who claimed to be Princess Guixiang.
"Hmph, I just said that I don't want to bother with you." Tsundere, black hair, twin ponytails. The other party pouted in boredom, then hid behind the eldest princess Huikang with a shy face.
"You, your age this year..."
“!!!” The princess blushed again and said, “I am… I am… what’s wrong?!”
After all, he was in his teens, so his voice was a little low.
"Huh... It's okay." After being nearly hunted across dimensions, Levi patted his chest and thought to himself that there would be no problem after he understood what he heard - but what about the 18-member group that formed to clear the dungeon for the princess yesterday?
It is said that His Majesty Li Chun was in great health and ate everything with relish. Because it was a powerful version, he had 20 sons and 18 daughters in history! All his sons lived to the standard age for being crowned kings, but 18 of his 4 daughters died young. It was really because his body was too strong.
but……
You don't care about your 18 daughters? The matter has to go back to yesterday when I had dinner with His Majesty.
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772年,10月15日,下午3:35分。
"Your Majesty, I am a humble and inexperienced person." Li Wei shamelessly "jumped" from Xia Lulu to the Tang Dynasty and became a civil servant. Because he was the target of the united front, and because it was better to be XX early than XX later, and it was better to be anti-XX later than XX - he was also a [pro-Tang Barbarian King]: "Long time, I have been influenced by the king! I was shocked to hear that the Celestial Empire had been influenced by the Five Animals since the chaos..."
"Eh...?" The Dragon Head Emperor was stunned for a moment. To be honest, Li Wei had seen it after being with the other person for so long. The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty was very friendly and spoke nicely. Li Wei liked him very much - of course, Li Wei didn't know that it was not that the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty was friendly. It was simply that the dragon seed in front of him was friendly to him. Why don't you try with someone else? The Master was pleased with him, and simply had a "good impression" of Li Wei. If he had changed someone else, he would have been cut off a hundred thousand times, but the Emperor liked Li Wei for doing this.
Maybe this is the greatness of Lilith, the biological mother - ah? Is she the godmother? - Oh, she is the biological mother when she is useful, and the godmother when the ethical stalk needs to stand on the moral high ground. Flexible moral bottom line, isn't this normal? It's the world view of the anime, it's just an ethical stalk...
"Zhongren." Calling Li Wei by his given name, His Majesty Li Chun shook his dragon mouth and said, "You are talking about the Five Barbarians' Rebellion, right?"
"Yes." Li Wei nodded and said without hesitation: "The Xiongnu are jackals, worse than beasts, barbarians, and beasts! They will go to hell and never be reborn! That's why they are called the five beasts."
Why is it that the father of the male protagonist in "Lord of War" pretended to be a Jew and came to the United States, and was more pious than the real Jews? - This is the reason.
"..." Don't say that, I still have many Hu generals here! Although the number of Hu generals has obviously decreased after the An-Shi Rebellion and they obviously do not hold power. But you can't be so tactful, right? The emperor nodded and said helplessly: "Zha Buduode... Uh, Zhongren, how come you are also familiar with Buddhism?"
Almost got it!
"Okay, although I am not a Nestorian Christian, I do have some knowledge of Buddhism - but I don't worship the monk, I only worship the Buddha." Li Wei nodded. Buddhism is a kind of political correctness with sugar. Anyway, it's free and it's more recent. So he continued: "I was shocked to hear that after the Five Animals invaded China, the Chinese cooking tradition was cut off. So I dare to present the recipes I learned from the East. My family is poor, so I borrowed flowers to offer to the Buddha. I asked the doctors of the Guanglu Temple to help me make this table of stir-fried dishes..."
"Oh... you are so thoughtful, my dear minister." Although I have a good relationship with you, you have only been here for three days. If you cook a meal for me personally, I will definitely not dare to eat it. But when Li Chun heard that it was the chef of Guanglu Temple who made it himself with the recipe, that was another story - "Haha, it's embarrassing to say. I have been here all the way to the west, and I have had many food problems.
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I didn't expect that the delicacies you presented to me would already make me salivate. Then... please dine with me."
"Thank you, Your Majesty..."
Don't you eat fish without spitting out the bones?
Li Wei saw that the emperor did not have any aristocratic temperament. Recently, he had a very good relationship with Li Wei, to the point that some people had reported Li Wei for his ill intentions. It was just a private family dinner, and the emperor sat at the table and took a bite of a squirrel mandarin fish.
A dragon ate half of it.
"Uh-huh!--"
The emperor took another gulp and ate the remaining half! Oh, I forgot, it seems that squirrel mandarin fish does not have bones...
"Send it to Guanglu Temple." After taking a bite, the emperor immediately said, "Give me two more of the same!"
"Yes." A handsome young eunuch nodded gently. After all, it was an anime. Eunuchs must be like the male protagonists in AVs that Zhou Xingxing said. They can't be too disgusting! He ordered another handsome and delicate young eunuch to run out immediately.
This level of beautiful boy actually exists... Gudafu is ecstatic.
"Hmm!?" Where has the emperor of the Tang Dynasty ever eaten such delicious food? Considering that Levi had never eaten anything good, the dishes were all very close to the people, and there were not many fancy ones: "What is this?"
"Your Majesty, this is squirrel mandarin fish. You see, this fish is cut into the shape of pine cones, and then sweet and sour sauce is added, tomato juice is added, and then..."
"? What is a tomato?"
"? Uh... I brought it here." Li Wei thought about it and didn't know what to say: "The eggplants from the foreign countries are tribute, red, beautiful, slightly sweet and sour..."
"Oh, you can pay more tribute... Eh? Woohoo... What is this?" The emperor of the Tang Dynasty was miserable, and it would be even more miserable if you traveled back to the Zhou Dynasty! Modern cuisine did not explode until the Age of Exploration in the late Ming Dynasty, when the technology and ingredients were almost the same.
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"Pot buns! Cut the green onions and ginger into shreds, and then add sugar color. This one has only sugar color, and the one with ketchup..."
"!!! Please give me more ketchup! It's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and melts in your mouth. It's really... really..."
"what is this?"
"Candied sweet potato..."
"Pay more tribute... this is..."
"Empress Dowager's elbow... uh no, Queen Dowager, good luck!"
"?!" My mother's elbow? "Give me more tribute!"
"This one……"
"Steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails. Roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pork, braised chicken, and bacon. Assorted platter of pine flower tripe..."
There weren't many dishes on the table, just these. But the emperor, who had never seen the world, ordered them many times.
The food was good, so of course they drank a little more. The eunuch next to them stared at it and his mouth was almost watering - we are usually not greedy, but you can't eat like this, can you?
Even the eunuch couldn't help himself when he saw Li Wei, let alone others.
"Ah, Father! Father is eating delicious food and won't give it to me~~~"
Suddenly, Li Wei was having dinner with his leader. Three girls came out of the bushes. The youngest one came up and grabbed Li Chun's beard and refused to let go: "Father is bad!"
"Oh... all right, all right." Li Wei hadn't expected that the court of the Tang Dynasty would be so disrespectful. Could it be because of the hentai version? "Is it okay if the emperor is wrong? Come on, come on, everyone come together... Oh, call all my princesses to have dinner together. Tell the Guanglu Temple to hurry up and bring more people in!"
"Yes..." After all, the cook behind him was the emperor's cook, so he didn't dare to curse.
It is more in line with Chinese taste. Just now, after His Majesty Li Chun ate these things, he looked like the Chinese Chef Boy, and his whole body was glowing!
And these princesses have evolved for 20 years when they eat it, and have evolved into the spirit of aphrodisiac in one step! That side is glowing, and this side is about to burst!
After three rounds of wine and five kinds of dishes, the sons had no chance to join in the fun, but the daughters were eating happily. During the banquet, Li Wei showed his true colors.
"Your Majesty, these tomatoes are produced in Chouzhou. There are countless survivors of the Shang Dynasty here..."
"This is the kernel of corn, which is produced by corn."
"Oh, yes, it is rich in gold."
Li Chun was helpless when he saw Li Wei's expression, which was no longer acting. Wasn't this asking him to send troops? But he just pretended not to see it. Anyway, the food was good. At most, he could ask the other party to pay tribute to him in the future. Anyway, he couldn't even think about sending troops directly... Egypt? Egypt was possible. He could try it. After all, it was relatively close.
Well...if there is a way, then Chouzhou can indeed stand out. Ah? Why is Chouzhou's name not nice? Oh, it's already good. Compared with Quanrong, Quannu, Wonu and so on, Chouzhou is much better. I don't know when foreign names started to be made more high-sounding and impressive. 3000 years ago, all of them were wrong.
"Such a delicious delicacy~" After the banquet, Li Wei came with a mission. Then he found himself "slandering" the emperor, and the princesses around him were not happy! How dare you slander your father?
That won't do! As the royal family, we must have the responsibility and obligation to stop this kind of behavior that harms the country and the people! What does it matter if I suffer a little? I am loyal to the emperor and love my country!
So the eldest princess Huikang, who was wearing a Taoist robe, smiled and approached Li Wei with a glass of wine before introducing herself.
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She leaned against Levi without any hesitation, and her smooth and flowing manner made Levi a little dazed - but he almost fell down when the emperor's daughter came close to him, especially since she was not bad looking (key point).
Levi subconsciously wanted to help - he had plenty of money and was not afraid to help others!
"Hey!"
"Your Highness is frightened." Levi quickly put his arm around her waist and let go. Then he realized that although she was very shy, he didn't know whether she looked drunk, ashamed, scared, or just a pervert! Anyway, she didn't let go: "Um, Your Highness?"
"Hmm~" The daughter said this in front of her father, but the father pretended not to see it. He had been a widow for almost ten years. The prince consort was married to her, and the daughter married her husband and became a nun at the speed of light. What could he do? It was very blue! As long as it was not excessive, as long as he did not know, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty did not bother to care. He turned a blind eye and pretended not to see it! "Li Zhongren, you little barbarian~ You are defiling this palace." The royal family's exclusive flirting method? !
Although she has become a female Taoist priest, she has a title and is in this palace. She can call herself the real princess of this palace!
Uh… Although she seemed to be scolding him, and even somewhat arrogantly accused Levi of racial discrimination, and also issued a "righteous" rebuke! ——But the tone was as ambiguous as it could be.
“?!?!” Just now he said he was not afraid of being scammed. Levi finally discovered the decadence and decline of the feudal class. They ride on the people’s heads and play with holy water! How vicious! Really… “Dian Dian Dian…”
Li Wei's eyes wandered wildly to Li Chun - Can you take care of your daughter? ?
"What palace? You are really going too far! But considering that you are a barbarian and don't know etiquette, I will teach you what proper etiquette is."
Female teacher, feudal DLC, aristocratic DLC——it’s worthy of being the world of hentai.
Feudal ethics cannibalize people! Feudal ethics can not only eat people, but also crush people! Li Wei suddenly found that after being a Western cadre for so long, he was still a disadvantaged group in the East! There was a possibility of being crushed at any time.
"Royal sister!" Another Princess Yongjia beside her couldn't sit still anymore! She immediately scolded: "How dare you take such a good thing for yourself!"
Levi: "?"
Princess Guixiang also jumped out like a textbook arrogantly - "Royal sister, do you still have a sister like me in your eyes?"
Then a group of princesses carried Levi away.
Li Chun glanced at his daughters who were gone in an instant, and felt a lot: "To say that daughters are relatives is not really a relationship. People leave behind descendants, while grass leaves behind roots. Daughters are married off in a sedan chair carried by eight people, and daughters are given to old relatives - ah, it's good that they are gone, busy, any busyness is good..."
The emperor is lonely... bullshit! He is not a social phobic, nor a lonely rock. If these daughters leave, why not just give birth to a new batch? Why are you talking so much nonsense? All these daughters should get out of here, so that I can have some peace! Besides, you children have needs.
Don't you have parents? Do you think your parents are saints? They gave birth to you with their thoughts?
"Someone come here." The emperor winked at the eunuch beside him and said, "Call the seven beauties who were recently canonized here..."
"…Your Majesty, they are eight beauties."
244 Huangdi ascended to heaven?
"? Ah?" Let me explain here that beauty means [a person with good moral character], not a vulgar appearance, but a noble character! Can a beauty around the emperor be so vulgar? No way! ——In the harem, it is the title of a concubine! The title of a concubine.
"The beauty Fatuna, the beauty Oria, the beauty Haidia, the beauty Mackalim..." The handsome young eunuch named eight beauties like announcing a dish - all from the Middle East: "These are the ones from the past year."
"...Oh, OK." This is a change of words - Your Majesty Li Chun, historical records show that in the late Tang Dynasty, [the emperor had many private lovers, and after the family became prosperous, he considered that after the throne was established, he would not allow concubines, so he appointed the empress] - in simple terms, it means [I am the emperor, I am a rare resource, women need to please me at this time! Why should I have a queen who controls me? Compete for the position! ]
After Li Chun, the Tang emperors all understood, yes, our father was right! Why establish a queen? ——So none of them established a queen!
Li Chun even married prostitutes, other people's prostitutes, which was absolutely shameless! He used the public vehicle for personal purposes.
The daughter is gone.
It's time to find an exotic beauty who is either the same age as my daughter or younger than her.
——What a wicked thing! How wicked it is! The feudal rule is corrupt and decadent, bah! Disgusting!
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then.
The next morning, Li Chun yawned and found that Li Wei was much more energetic than himself - and then heard the beautiful young eunuch say that Li Wei and... no, 18 princesses took turns to do this and that. The description is not vivid, but at least it is quite pertinent. The key point is that it is not Li Wei's fault, and it mainly describes that Li Wei is sad and hurt. The princesses are like wolves and tigers. People think that Li Wei enjoys all the blessings, but in fact, who knows the emptiness and loneliness, who knows?
18 women in one night, that's not even a male health issue, you're probably going to die there.
So the first thing Li Chun was worried about when she heard the news was Li Wei's health! What should I do? Royal scandal! - My 18 daughters took away a barbarian beauty
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The young king was gang-raped to death? This is...
"Your Majesty." Doesn't Li Wei look good? Li Chun hurriedly summoned Li Wei, or rather, sent the imperial physician to take a look. When the imperial physician came back, the old Chinese doctor immediately said, "The pulse of the Tang Man King is stable and normal. There is no problem."
“? Ah? Are you sure?” Long’s eyes widened.
"Yes, I am sure." After all, being an imperial physician is a high-risk profession. Do you know how hard these imperial physicians work to ensure that their descendants can meet you on the telephone pole in the future? "To be precise, the pulse of the Barbarian King is very healthy. It is moderate and peaceful, and the pulse is smooth. Oh, especially the internal organs, which are extremely healthy. The kidneys are the best, followed by the liver and gallbladder, and the heart and lungs are far better than ordinary people."
"?!" The dragon's eyes turned to the beautiful young eunuch beside him. The meaning was very simple - you lied to me? This is 18 in one night? Is it my brain that is not good, or is my daughter too weak? 18 people can't beat one, and they are killed in the counterattack! Do you know how to play! It's afternoon now, and I just turned over a few cards last night. I am a dragon!
To be honest, if the dragon species was born so late, it could only live up to the average lifespan of ancient Chinese emperors - 39.2 years. Apart from those who died young and died abnormally, most of them died by their own will! Of course, this cannot be blamed on the emperors - if it were me, even with modern medical standards, I would not live longer than the average lifespan of an emperor if I suddenly got the privilege of three palaces and six courtyards.
"I dare not deceive the saint." The handsome young eunuch lowered his eyebrows and said, "I have the female historian as a witness."
Nvshi, the function of the Jingshifang in the Tang Dynasty. She was a professional eavesdropper, mainly recording whether the emperor was cheating.
"?!?!" This is not a matter of caring about my own daughter. How could I not know whether my daughter is good or not after so many years? The most valiant battle record of the Tang Dynasty princesses was to open the gate to welcome guests from all directions and fight dozens of strong men in one night! You can doubt the personal morality of the Tang Dynasty princesses, but you cannot doubt their physical fitness!
So now the emperor is concerned about another issue: "Call me here quickly! I have something to ask you!"
Is there any secret recipe?
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Honestly, this feels weird.
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