Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

"Oh? That is... a legend."

"It's a legend, but it's not." Li Wei shook his head and continued, "In Roman barbarian language, she-wolf and chicken-girl are homophones with different meanings. You don't talk about strange things, so how can there be any gods?"

Levi simply forgot about his cheap mother Lilith.

"Greek pirates settled in the Apennines, and acted like gods. They captured local good families and forced them into prostitution. One prostitute gave birth to two brothers, who then started an uprising and founded Rome. Rome was just a small country with only seven people. Later, they pretended to be a righteous people and abducted other people's women! Then they became powerful. Hundreds of years later, they defeated the king's city and carried out the Zhou and Zhao republics. From the Roman Kingdom to the Roman Republic."

"Oh? Is this... serious?"

"really."

"That's right... the world is for all? Select the virtuous and the capable?" The emperor was somewhat tempted. He wanted to see this: "Be trustworthy and build friendship?"

"No, it's an oligarchy, with hereditary nobility and hereditary salaries." Livius shook his head, indicating that the world was not that beautiful: "There are constant wars - Rome is a place where wars are fought on all sides. If you don't fight, you'll be fine, but if you don't fight, you'll be in danger! The Book of Han says that [Da Qin] is Rome."

"Oh, I heard that." Actually, I already knew it, but after listening to many versions, I think Livy's version is the most reliable. The others either exaggerate it to the sky (Byzantine captives) or devalue it to the ground (the hatred of the Jews).

"After several hundred years of civil war in Rome, the Republic fell and an emperor emerged. He dominated the Western Rong! From Spain in the west to the Arabs in the east. From Britain in the north to the Quicksand in the south. At its peak, it covered tens of millions of miles and had a population of 60 million, which was the same as the Han Dynasty. After that, it declined and four emperors ruled together."

"Ok?"

"The country was divided into two. The Western Roman Empire fell to the Germanic barbarians only four hundred years ago, about the same time as the Eastern Jin Dynasty. The Eastern Roman Empire still exists today, which is contemptuously called Byzantium - a country that is trying to stop a chariot in front of your Majesty."

"Oh... I see." After a circle, this time he understood it completely. So the dragon's eyeballs were as big as a cow's. After a circle, Li Chun asked: "However, during this Western Expedition, I heard a lot about Nestorianism and the Muslim Church. Their people are very devout, I wonder why?"

Levi didn't believe that the other party didn't know anything.

This is an easy-to-get-points question - it depends on the mindset of the person asking the question, you have to find the answer from the question, the answer is on the puzzle itself - exam-oriented education, this is my main job, right?

"After the founding of the Roman Empire, eight hundred years ago, a man called himself the Son of God and preached in Judea, three hundred miles south of here. He was Jesus Christ." Livy started the Confucian view of history without hesitation. This has nothing to do with the materialist view of history. After all, this is to please others, not to debate the truth - you don't even want to be a treacherous minister? If you want to be a loyal minister, you have to be more treacherous than a treacherous minister!

Levi had already understood this truth, so whether it was Olika or

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It’s Xia Lulu. He is a traitor among treacherous ministers, a traitor who appears loyal!

Levi spoke a lot.

"So you are a Nestorian, too?"

"That's right." Li Wei nodded directly and said, "The foreign minister is a Nestorian Christian."

"So what do you think of Nestorianism?"

"Your Majesty, what do you think of Buddhism?" Li Wei suddenly smiled and said, "If there were no attempt to destroy Buddhism, he would be the [Pope] today."

"...Please don't say anything, I know it." Li Chun sighed and suddenly laughed: "My dear minister, you are a good minister who cares about the country and the people's suffering. I just don't know the country you are from..."

"The European continent at this time is like the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, with feudal fiefdoms. The foreign minister is the barbarian king of Brittany, who can only hide and keep his head down, trying to make ends meet. The foreign minister's country is only a hundred miles long, with a small population of only four hundred thousand. He calls himself a king, but he is nothing more than a barbarian chieftain."

"Oh? I want to appoint you as the Grand Commander of the French Grand Commandery, the King of Tang Barbarians, and grant you the authority to control the imperial halberd - what do you think?"

"I accept the order and thank you for your kindness."

"?" Don't you want to discuss it?

"But the foreign country is in danger, and the heavenly soldiers are coming!"

"???"

"Outside my country, there are barbarians from the far west, crossing the sea. Their country is Yindian. It is said that it was built overseas by a lineage of the Shang Dynasty, and thousands of years later it has become a different country! They have crossed the sea with 600,000 soldiers! The vanguard has reached Britain--" Li Wei pointed to his [Offering Map] and said, "Your Majesty, I ask Your Majesty to send out thunderous troops to save the people from the water and fire. We look forward to the heavenly soldiers like babies look forward to their parents, and drought seedlings look forward to sweet dew! Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."

"..." Damn, how can I get there! Your map is so clear. I still have to walk for years without any obstacles on the road, not to mention there is such a huge empire waiting in the middle! How can I get there? You...

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Levi gave a feasibility report.

We will take the route of Richard the Lionheart's Third Crusade. As long as Livy leads the North Sea Fleet around Spain and eastward through the Strait of Gibraltar, we can reach Marseille, a port in southern France along the Mediterranean Sea. After replenishing supplies in Marseille, we will head east to Sicily for replenishment (robbery). Then we will go to Greece for replenishment from Sicily, and then to Antioch from Greece. This journey is not to say that it is calm, but at least it can be said to be uneventful.

The Mediterranean, you can get a canoe here and go out. Of course, canoes can kill people. The main reason why the Mediterranean trade flourished in the Middle Ages was that the weather was good and the sea was calm! With the low-level shipbuilding capabilities of Europe at that time, it was still possible to achieve sufficient shipping capacity. Unlike the East, where "the waves in the Bohai Sea are 1.2 meters high and the waves in the Yellow Sea are 1.8 meters high", which has extremely high requirements for shipping, this side is unique!

"Your Majesty, no!"

The emperor couldn't refuse the favor, so he called an emergency court meeting. It was obvious that Li Wei's appearance didn't help him at all on the key issue. For Li Wei's proposal, these bigwigs who had come all the way from the Tang Dynasty to the east instantly expressed their extreme disgust for Li Wei.

A general who looked to be in his forties, young and strong, knelt on the ground and kowtowed first. He stared at Levi fiercely, with a goatee. Because it was a temporary court meeting, he came in armor. You can't tell from his rank, but the armor looks so domineering. He was about 1.9 meters tall, and said to Levi in ​​a rough voice: "When I went on an expedition to the east ten years ago, there were already waves and storms! The conquerors of the Japanese country started their army from Silla, General Sui Deng! When the sails were raised, the sea was calm, but in the next day, there was a storm! If it weren't for the protection of the Holy Son of Heaven, the fleet would have been almost destroyed! - It's only a few days' journey, but the sea is surging! How can my hundreds of thousands of troops listen to such a rumor that it will take three months to sail on the sea! Your Majesty, this must be a small trick, I ask to kill this chief!"

You see, this statement makes a lot of scientific sense.

But it is an empiricist error.

"Your Majesty, I will defend myself." Li Wei came here to ask for troops, which is the same as going to other companies to ask for financing. You are not pretending to be a grandson, so why are you so arrogant? In fact, it is rare not to pretend to be a grandson. Here, Li Wei began to use his rich experience in other fields to solve the problem.

"Well, you can defend yourself." The dragon opened his mouth, but the emperor also felt that it was unreliable. Li Wei was just talking nonsense, and this Western Expedition ended here.

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Li Wei nodded, and then said to the general beside him, "May I ask your name, General?"

"Humph." The general was very unhappy, but seeing that his boss didn't get angry at Li Wei, he knew that he couldn't start fighting right away, so he waved his hand and said, "You don't deserve the title, Central Commander Zhao Shuang."

"Then congratulations to the governor first." Even the auxiliary police had to be called police officers. Li Wei bowed and smiled and said, "First, congratulations to the governor for his great achievement in conquering Japan."

“……?” You are a guy who goes as far west as possible, how do you know what Japan is?

"Secondly, what the general said was about the sea waves and monsoon climate in the open sea, which are indeed unpredictable." Li Wei nodded and said, "In fact, to the west of here, there is a sea called the Atlantic Ocean or the Atlantis Sea. This place is also as rough as the general said. However, the Mediterranean Sea I just mentioned is completely different. The Mediterranean Sea is an inland sea surrounded by land. For thousands of years, the Xirong have thrived here. Thousands of years ago, canoes could go out to sea, let alone the big ships today?"

"What are you..."

"Various geographies,

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"Li Wei said first, "You should have seen it all along the way. The desert of Daqin and the two rivers of Tianfang. These places should be very different from the Central Plains. I would like to talk about something for you and set a precedent for you. "

"?" The emperor waved his hand, signaling Levi to continue

"Ahem." Levi was about to open Pandora's box: "South of Antioch, there is a place called Jerusalem. It is a place of war and a holy place for the Muslims, Nestorians, and Dhruvaits. Although it is a holy place, it is mostly desert. The Dhruvaits, Nestorians, and Muslims all say that the area south of this place is all desert. Is this true?"

"...Yes, if not...?" The emperor was stunned for a moment and felt that something was wrong.

"This is a fallacy." Levi smiled and shook his head.

Don't think that the Tang Dynasty is okay with these three desert cults. There is no sectarian massacre or isolation. There is discrimination, but it is basically the same as if Megatron of Cybertron came and said, "I will enslave you, work five days a week, two months of paid vacation a year, and work eight hours a day. The original salary base will only double now, and there will only be one salary increase a year. Healthy people are forced to exercise for one hour every day, psychological counseling twice a month, and we must provide you with sufficient healthy food."

Megatron felt it was slavery.

The locals think it means “Dad! Dad, this way! Dady, this way!——”

Although it’s okay with the three evil cults, they are not of our kind after all, and their hearts must be different.

When Hulagu went westward, he was about to kill the last caliph. When he arrived in Baghdad, all the local surrendered green officials were crazy about diss, and issued various "prophecies" and "warnings" saying that the attack was unknown! The battle was unknown and so on. Fortunately, Hulagu was a Christian, otherwise he would have been framed. So he destroyed the Baghdad Caliphate, shocking the entire green world and the entire Christian world. The Pope was so happy that he woke up from his dreams.

It can be seen that the local "translators" are actually unreliable.

"South of Jerusalem, there is a place called Egypt. There is a river here, called the Nile, and there are many huge crocodiles, hippos, etc." Levi wondered if the Chinese would eat these things to extinction. "In mid-June every year, the river water turns green. In August, floods overflow the riverbed and flood the two rivers. This is a place of natural fertilizer, natural tillage, and natural fallow! Grain can be harvested three times a year (this was not until the mid-to-late 20th century), and the local people can easily sow seeds and harvest. In the Roman Empire era, a place in Egypt was called "The Imperial Granary" - oh, you may not know. The Roman Empire and the Han Dynasty had the same territory and similar population."

"Um?!--"

This time the bragging was a bit too much. Everyone present had their eyes wide open, and the emperor's eyes were the widest - a dragon is a bull's eye, so of course the bull's eye is the biggest.

As for the other "translators" present, they did not have such a good attitude.

"Your Majesty..." Several Jews and Green Green were about to explode. In fact, for Christians and Jews, who cares if Egypt dies or not? The key is that they don't want the real pagans to conquer Jerusalem - you leave quickly! We can still get our own people to come and fight. If you don't leave...

Among them, the Muslim community is the most anxious.

"Hmm!" Li Chun waved his hand and pulled off the abacus beads (crown with tassels) on his head. He was dressed more formally for the court meeting. The dragon race had better physical strength. At this moment, he pulled off the tassels and revealed his eyes - his eyes were as big as copper bells! "Is what you said true, my dear minister?"

"Every word I said is true!" Li Wei immediately expressed that he was a good citizen! And these translators had a bad conscience! "Your Majesty, the Hu people are wolves! They are not worthy of punishment, and cannot be taught with benevolence and righteousness! They are not of our race, so their hearts must be different! The "Chinese Heart Theory" says that those who do not have Chinese hearts are not of the Chinese race! These rats are misleading my master, and they should be killed!"

When Levi arrived, he dissed all the local guides, and finally added: "Your Majesty, if you are not absolutely loyal, you are absolutely disloyal!"

"...Someone come here." Li Chun felt that his guides really needed to be purged, so he waved his hand and said, "Send someone to the south... Egypt, right? Find out the truth! Is this really true?"

Levi's Pandora's box was opened.

"Your Majesty, the mountains and rivers are very different." Li Wei quickly climbed up the pole: "Although the mountains and rivers are different, the wind and moon are the same! We are sincere in surrendering, and it is indeed feasible to go by sea. You can find a local fisherman to interrogate him. Is what I said true..."

It doesn't matter whether your first sentence is true or not.

Now everyone is thinking about Levi's second sentence - the Nile River in Egypt! It fertilizes itself, turns the soil itself, and leaves it fallow. It's just short of sowing and harvesting for itself! What would happen if this place was in our hands? !

I have never seen such a wealthy place along the way!

The author says:

Author's words: I don't know if I had a fever, but I had a headache, dizziness, and pain in the bones on my back - a little on the second day, but all gone on the third day.

...emmmm...maybe there are no sheep? God bless...

241 Tian Tang Yi Wen Lu (Part )

Okay, now Levi understands what's going on.

If you say you are playing ck2 (or ck3).

Then what I play in Datang is a castrated (enhanced?) version of EU4! Some parts are castrated, and some parts are enhanced. In a world where feudalism or even

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In the era of tribalism and nomadism, our Celestial Empire was the only one that carried out the Chinese imperial system reform, and the centralization was very cool. Although many things were not satisfactory, such as the imperial power not going to the countryside, it was a parallel universe after all, and the power had been strengthened after all. The most important thing: Who said that the centralization ability of other countries in EU4 was much stronger than that of the Ming Dynasty at the same time when the game started in the 15th century?

Moreover, Li Wei had lived here for three days and found out that our Tang Dynasty had solved the problem of the aristocratic families after the An-Shi Rebellion and only started the Western Expedition after recuperation. Wherever we went, the people warmly welcomed us, which could be said to have the best timing.

Oh... this is more powerful... The family aristocracy problem has been solved? Are you kidding me? How did you solve it? It's not like you're just suppressing one problem but causing another? Or is it the solution of the great aristocratic families in the Song Dynasty? That's a bit strong, isn't it?

Of course, Levi stayed here for three days.

He didn't know what this Dai Tang thing was, he only knew that he had traveled through to a hentai world.

"Hmm~ Are you awake?"

"Uh...yeah, I'm awake."

"What are you going to eat in the morning?"

"Uh...anything is fine...but honestly I have to ask. What's your name?"

"I just asked you to get up and eat, it's okay. Your last name doesn't really matter--"

"Yes, eating is very important - but I think that although the Tang Dynasty is very open, it is too open." Li Wei was amazed and asked a question: "Yesterday you all "stole" me from His Majesty, and His Majesty didn't say anything. But I have to ask, who did I sleep with last night?"

I heard that some crazy groups in some crazy places, like crazy wild animals, don't worry about diseases, moral bottom line or anything else. If they like someone, they just shoot them - I didn't expect that I would be so chaotic with Tang?

Yes.

Looking through the history books, the royal family, nobles, and upper classes of the Tang Dynasty were dirty, chaotic, and poor. The later generations were much better, and basically you don’t know about them because they are not recorded in the history books. The Tang Dynasty came openly, and the later ones came quietly - ahem, until 1840! It’s talking about things before 1840!

"Hehe." The palace beauty opposite was still a CG version with enhanced power, and it seemed that she had finished drawing her eyebrows and hair. Several older sisters kissed Li Wei on the face intimately, and that feeling was really tempting - no, this was not temptation, this was courting death: "Sister, I like your poem 'We are both wanderers in this world, why do we have to know each other when we meet'?"

This poem would not be written until more than 20 years later, when Bai Juyi, who was only in his teens, met a laid-off prostitute who played the pipa and found a job. (Then he would wait for more than a thousand years to become the (Han River Monster) of South Korea.)

"Uh... I didn't write this poem." Li Wei scratched his head awkwardly and said, "This was written by Bai Juyi, a famous poet in the Tang Dynasty..."

"?Famous?Poet?Bai Juyi?Who?"

"? Bai Juyi." Li Wei's literary skills were good, but not as good as Baidu's. Basically, he remembered that Bai Juyi was from the middle and late Tang Dynasty: "Bai Juyi? Liuyi Jushi? The famous one, the one that Japan almost knelt on the ground to lick?"

"Hehe, you're so innocent and cute. I'm really impressed by you." Another beautiful girl in palace dress laughed while holding her belly, attracting a riot of colour around her.

The way his mother threatened him yesterday was not like a loving woman.

Some people say that if I take care of Tang, will it really be so chaotic? How could the women around the emperor be so chaotic?

Ah, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty did not care about or could not care about the private life of his favored daughter, and that was obvious to all. The dirty men who disturbed the Tang Dynasty were not just for fun. I will not say much about the "eternal love" between Princess Gaoyang and Banji, and the eternal infamy of the cuckold Fang Yiai. The tragic love story of Princess Anle murdering her father and sharing one with her mother also makes people tremble like Wu Laoer! What Princess Taiping was "hurt by love" and fought dozens of big men in a row, which was definitely a disaster for women.

The people in front of me are just having fun before marriage - they are definitely good wives and mothers.

"You can call me Huikang." She looked like a big sister here, and her clothes were different from those of other palace beauties. She wore a Taoist robe, which was unique to the Tang Dynasty.

You all know, you all know - the world of hentai. Of course, the Taoist robes are...more gorgeous. The head must be a small and gorgeous golden lotus-shaped Taoist crown, which is the most historically accurate. Below is... a whole set of close-fitting Taoist robes, and two smooth willow shoulders must be exposed. The skirt below reaches the calf, which is already very gentle and soft - the "openings" on both sides of the skirt are relatively large, directly reaching the thigh roots.

Princess Huikang, female, 25 years old, married. Widowed, becoming a nun.

"My name is Yongjia!" The rest are more common, just ordinary princesses. Have you all read those Chinese comics? Or 3D martial arts games are OK - they have become popular in recent years. I tell you that since the rise of technology, there are few people in China who honestly draw. It's a favor to show you a strip comic. Most people use 3D modeling.

Yes, I'm talking about the Chinese anime! China also has anime, which fills this cultural gap. A veritable sea of ​​crime, disgusting, obscene, dirty, and filthy! What a vulgar performance, I can't bear to watch it.

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! One person said this... cough cough cough, I read a few critically and I quit quickly! I can quit several times a day.

Princess Yongjia, female, 25 years old. Married, not widowed. The palace dress she wore was so fancy that it looked like something out of a 3D anime.

"You can call me Wen Yi~"

"I am the true source~"