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The classics say: A dragon can be big or small, can rise or hide. When it is big, it can create clouds and mist, and when it is small, it can hide and move.

As expected of the greatest gangster of all time, whose name is "Cao", his driving posture is so steady!

But if a real dragon comes, that’s another story.

Levi traveled from Brittany in the west to Antioch in the east through the general system of Paradox. Yes, my Tang Dynasty soldiers have already attacked here. But it seems that they are already at the end of their strength, so they can only attack here. How can this be done? Apart from anything else, Levi still knows how to use the system bug.

"Clatter, crash, crash."

Levi traveled over and found one of his Warp Demons lurking not far from Antioch. Alas, the great hidden in the city, he had to say that the hiding place chosen by his Warp Demon was quite interesting. As long as there was a soldier as a coordinate point, he could instantly travel to any place on Earth.

Antioch is below Armenia, if you don't have a map concept. Then this city is in the upper right corner of the entire Mediterranean Sea. After Alexander invaded the east, the empire collapsed and disappeared. The great warlord Seleucus became king and ruled this place, which was Antioch. Three hundred years later (as long as a Jiuzhi Hall), there was a loud bang, and Brother Tian made a brilliant appearance! After Brother Tian died, St. Paul preached here, and it became a Christian holy land.

It didn't have much effect on Lulu. Although Lulu acknowledged the existence of Brother Tian, ​​Brother Tian was demoted to a prophet. Six hundred years later, Lulu captured the city from the Byzantines. And then two hundred years later, today.

Tian Tang, who is totally unscientific in this dimension, has arrived.

Levi didn't bring any followers with him this time, and he couldn't bring any, so he traveled alone to this dangerous world. He saw the towering... uh, about five meters high and two meters wide city wall. Two sides were made of stone, one side was rammed earth, and there was a piece of rammed earth wall missing. It didn't matter, the most frequented here were all kinds of merchants and all kinds of people. What shocked him the most was a group of Tang Dynasty cavalry marching in the distance, which were obviously elite cavalry.

The dozen or so people in the lead, each of them was wearing a bright Ming Guang armor! I thought this was the standard for generals, could it be the standard for mid-level officers? Following behind were hundreds of ordinary cavalry, and the rate of low-level soldiers wearing armor was amazing. What shocked him even more was that these armors were exactly the same in shape. Didn't they say that the Tang Dynasty had a military system and provided its own military equipment?

??? What kind of productivity is this in the East? I am playing CK2 and you are playing V3, right?

But soon, Levi's doubts were resolved.

"Hey, stop!" A line of egrets flew into the sky, and Levi finally heard the familiar hometown accent after such a long time. Although I don't know why people in the Tang Dynasty speak standard 21st century Mandarin, maybe this is a different world. "Who are you!"

Li Wei took a closer look—turned around and took a closer look!

Wow, it looks very nice.

There was a woman in her 20s, followed by a group of rouge horses. They all looked thin and slender (this is a hentai world) and wore the same female Mingguang armor (small size). It was obvious that the woman in the lead was a noble female general of high rank. Because her armor was particularly unique, each golden armor seemed to have small golden carvings on it, which was particularly beautiful.

It's been a long time since I've seen a female general dressed so formally.

We all have bikini armor on our side, and the defense is inversely proportional to the coverage rate.

"Hello." Levi recalled the TV series, holding his left hand and his right hand, one clasped and the other bowed: "General, I am the tribute envoy of the Kingdom of Brittany. I bring gifts from the King of Brittany. I hope to become a vassal and pay tribute."

You see, this is the advantage of writing about traveling through foreign countries. The lower limit is about zero, so you can be as utilitarian as you want! Paying tribute is not a big deal.

"Oh?"

The female generals on horseback were all stunned, thinking that the first female general should be taken as an example.

First, wow! - He is so handsome! I have been on the Western Expedition for so long, and I have seen many people with tall noses and broad eyes, and there are also some good-looking ones among them. But he is nothing compared to the one in front of me, it is simply... it is simply... Why not capture him and make him a slave of Kunlun!

Second…? After so long on the Western Expedition, this is the first time I have seen such standard Mandarin—could this be the power of the system?

"Who are you?" The female general dismounted and bowed to Li Wei. Obviously, she lowered her voice: "Please forgive me for my impoliteness just now. I... ahem. I see that you are dignified and gentle. Although you are from a foreign country, you are also polite. But the dragon is here, so I have to protect you! - It seems that you are not human?"

"..." I won't say much about this 180-degree turn in attitude. Why does he seem to be half-literate and half-vernacular all of a sudden? Do I have to be more careful, too? "My Han surname is Li, my given name is Wei, and my name is Cao Zhongren. I am not a human, but a member of the [Demon] tribe from the country in the far west. I came from Brittany in the west, and went to the east to worship the emperor and ask for a title. I have been passing by this precious land and have admired the Celestial Empire for a long time. Now that I have met the young lady, it is true that people from the Celestial Empire are different! I wonder if you can tell me--"

"Hey...hey...ahem." The beautiful girl in front of him was about to fly away, and the other girl beside her slapped her back without saying a word. After the sound of her armor shaking, she said with a cry: "My dear, thank you for the compliment - my family name is Chen, Chen Meihui."

Oh... OK

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first name.

But were women's names like this during the Tang Dynasty?

"Pa!" Chen Meihui was slapped hard on the back again.

"Oh, that - I'll take you to the temporary Siyi Pavilion. Your Majesty cannot be informed of your voyage, but what do you want to pay tribute to? Where is the Kingdom of Brittany? Do you have a letter from the Kingdom?"

"Yes, everything." Levi nodded and immediately took out a few particularly useless things from the back.

"This is the seal of the Kingdom of Brittany." Handing over the seal represented submission: "This is the letter of credence, this is the seven-scented car (balance car), the sobering felt, the solar-powered MP3——"

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Outside the city of Antioch, a female knight from the Tang Dynasty in Area 1 stared at the male demon in front of her for a long time.

A group of green Christians who had not run away, businessmen who came to make money from the war, and the Jewish guides also looked at everything in front of them with confusion.

"You, come here." Chen Meihui randomly picked a man next to her who was dressed very strangely. He was wearing a black robe, had a very distinctive beard, and an even more unique hat.

"As you say, sir." The man came over and looked at Li Wei warily. Then he bowed to Chen Meihui again and said, "Excuse me, is there anything I can help you with?"

"Let me ask you, what is this [Emperor Clan]?"

"? Di Men? - Ah, devil!" The man stared at Levi carefully for a long time, and then he saw from Levi: "This is a devil. Di Men is the pronunciation, which means devil."

"demon?"

"Yes, a race that has destroyed order. Their main god is in hell, their..."

"The Master did not speak of the supernatural; he respected ghosts and gods, but kept them at a distance. He was not pleased with things, nor was he sad with himself. Confucius said: Judging a person by his appearance is a mistake like Zi Yu. When Confucius wrote the Spring and Autumn Annals, he said that if the princes used barbarian rituals, they were barbarians; if they advanced towards Chinese, they were Chinese. The Classic said: 'It is better for the Chinese to have no ruler than for the barbarians to have one.' It is for this reason." I, Li Wei, am at least a high school teacher who graduated from a normal college and majored in liberal arts! I may not be able to do other things, but I can still argue with you.

"Hmm...? My dear..." Chen Meihui stared at Li Wei for a long time, and seemed to be a little happy: "You also understand the classics?"

To regulate menstruation?

"Hahaha, Shu... cough cough. Even the three-foot-tall children in the country understand the scriptures, let alone me?" Li Wei nodded and said, "I know astronomy, geography, and harmony among people. I understand yin and yang, the Eight Diagrams, Qimen, and Dunjia. I am proficient in all three religions and nine schools of thought, and I know everything about all schools of thought."

"...Hehe, you are really good at joking." If you are good-looking, you can joke. If you are ugly, you are dead. A group of female generals in front of them laughed and talked to Li Wei. Well, the women in the Tang Dynasty are indeed more open.

"Okay. We don't know how to translate it, so you don't need to talk nonsense here." Chen Meihui smiled at Li Wei, turned her head and said to the black-robed man beside her: "Zhu Hu, just translate it well."

Zhuhu, Zhuhu's - the Jews.

Ah...it's you! Almost all Zhuhu people have defected to the Q group: 5.

238 True Dragon Emperor

You have to admit that appearance can indeed determine your destiny.

Although Confucius and his theories have been improved N times, there is still a cultural gene called "judging people by their appearance, and losing Zi Yu" - and it has been passed down as a virtue for thousands of years.

Uh… it’s a very good cultural gene not to judge people by appearance. Unfortunately, it’s just like “She has the [Brave] attribute, but she always runs away”, “She has the [Chastity] attribute, but she has 10 boyfriends and 100 children of unknown ancestry”, “She has points of combat power, but she can’t beat a rabbit”, “There’s a % chance of saving the heir, but why does the mortality rate seem to be %?”

There is a cultural gene that says "don't judge a book by its cover", but what happens in reality is that people judge a book by its cover often everywhere.

Because it is mainly due to cultural genes, not biological genes.

Humans are visual creatures, and there are many such things in history. For example, Zhu Yuanzhang promoted Wu Bozong, who ranked 24th in the palace examination, to the top scholar, just because he was handsome. Heshen was repeatedly reused because of his good looks (Heshen was first discovered because of his literary talent).

There is another piece of gossip - Zhang Liang, one of the three great men of the early Han Dynasty, is a real transvestite in historical records! He was also specifically called a [beautiful] transvestite.

Appearance can really change your destiny, because the first impression is so important.

"Oh? I never thought that there would be such a person in a foreign country?!"

Before meeting the emperor, the Ministry of Rites must perform the ceremony. At least you must know that one is one and two is two! So that you don't bully the honest people. It just so happens that this Tang Dynasty is white and rosy, which is different! There are many female officials in the Tang Dynasty, but in history they mainly served in the harem. There are also many other female officials in history, and most of them have the possibility of acting as elegant RBQ. But! This time, the Western Expedition brought female officials who "mounted on horses to fight against the wild Hu and dismounted to write military books." There are also many people who were awarded titles for military merits. The host and guest department of the Ministry of Rites, from the fifth-rank Yuanwailang Ma Wei, was the first middle-level bureaucrat to see Li Wei.

Ma Wei, 29 years old, was a deputy minister of the Ministry of Rites. He followed the army on the Western Expedition and was promoted from deputy to full rank, mainly because he fell ill on the way. He was considered the fourth in command of the Ministry of Rites. When he learned that a small country was coming to pay tribute, he had no idea at first.

Because there are too many people coming to lick my ass lately, saying that it is the [Kingdom] [Emirate]

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In fact, there are many sweet things that are not as good as a county magistrate. At first, Ma Wei didn't want to come. She directly wanted Zhao Shi, a deputy minister from Bohai (now Liaoning, Jilin, Heilongjiang, Russia, North Korea, etc.), to come.

Later I heard that -

"She is indeed a god-like figure, extraordinary." Her mind instantly became infatuated, and then she forgot that a 29-year-old leftover woman is equivalent to a marriage black hole. Fortunately, Datang doesn't care about this. She began to imagine it crazily, with ten thousand "fuck" in her mind, and tears were about to fall from the corners of her mouth. Fortunately, her appearance was not so disgusting that this beautiful young woman in Tang Dynasty men's clothing even forgot that she had a man at home, and Datang still had three children. In addition to saliva in her mouth, there were only some poems left.

The third time, “Fortunately”, the women around me are almost the same.

"As graceful as a startled swan, as graceful as a swimming dragon. As glorious as autumn chrysanthemums, as flourishing as spring pines."

"A handsome and cool young man, looking up at the sky with his eyes wide open, standing tall in the wind like a jade tree."

"A handsome and upright young man, riding his sword and riding the wind."

"Whose son is Bai Yu? Return to Tianjin by train?"

"When you think of a gentleman, you should be as gentle as jade."

Only uneducated women would call out “brother, brother”, “so handsome”, “fuck me!” so bluntly. It is normal to chase stars, and it exists in every generation. But every time I see kids chasing stars nowadays… well, it’s just like every time I go to a bath center. In the past, the mamasan in the bath center would say “this is xx, she is proficient in playing all kinds of instruments and singing”, “Xiaoyu, play the piano for everyone”. Now the mamasan in the bath center will only say “this one has big breasts”, “this one is good at sex”, “this one has a lot of F!”, “I guarantee the boss will be satisfied”——

Alas, the loss of traditional culture.

Levi was also quite scared.

Is this a wolf's den? A corner of Antioch, where the emperor of the Tang Dynasty should be, and where the temporary six ministries are. Livius came to a place similar to a small church. The Tang people didn't care about this and didn't even take down the stars and moons on it and started working directly.

"Levi, I greet you all." Livi hadn't spoken like this for many years. No one had needed him to be so humble for many years. Recalling diplomatic occasions, he smiled and bowed his hands and said, "I have heard of your great name for a long time. I am honored to meet you today."

"Slurp!" Wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth without leaving a trace, Ma Wei waved his hand and said, "My dear, please don't be polite. Please stand up quickly--"

As he said this, he reached out to help.

Levi was a little worried about what would happen if the other person touched him - sure enough, this young woman, who was already a mother of two children, trembled visibly for a moment...

Alas, what a pity. After all, that’s your worldview. It’s not your fault.

"Uh, Miss Ma, I..."

"Ahem, I, I'm Madam Ma... No, you should call me Yuanwailang. It's really, too rude! - Someone, take him to the back hall! I want to teach him a lesson in etiquette! Otherwise, he will lose manners in front of the palace."

His voice was trembling and his expression was visibly heating up. Alas, poor hentai character.

"!!! Mr. Yuanwailang, what are you doing?!"

"Of course, I am fulfilling my duties..."

"The Ministry of Rites should have all of us come together to perform the ceremony. How can this be possible!" There is a good thing that everyone can share. What's more, you are all women. Your expression and your thoughts are written on your face. You are all like a fox in the mountain. What are you telling me about Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio?

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"Oh... I really never thought that there would be such a person in a small country in the western frontier."

Levi was shocked as soon as they met. This was the first time Levi saw the emperor of the Celestial Empire, the true dragon emperor.

This true dragon emperor is pinching his beard, which is the dragon's beard.

"Your horn is quite unique, how come one of it is broken? Ah, the barbarians in the Western Rong don't seem to care about broken horns? This is different from the Chinese." The emperor smiled and pointed at the horn on his head. This was very friendly, and even had a sense of no distinction between noble and humble. "Completely different from me."

What about this emperor?

It has a dragon head, a dragon tail, and a human body. The height is about two meters and two meters, with a huge body and the casual clothes of the Tang Dynasty emperor.

Good guy!

It turns out that the True Dragon Emperor is actually a dragon?

"I have never seen a real dragon, and I never thought I would have the honor of meeting one today." Is this how diplomatic rhetoric is used? "Tian Tang's Western Expedition was like 'breaking through the void'. Although the achievements of Wei Huo and the destruction of the Turks are not worth even a fraction of their achievements, your majesty's actions surpass those of the Three Sovereigns and the Five Emperors. You are the only one in the history of the world."

"Hahaha..." The dragon opened its mouth, and its huge throat looked just like an ordinary lizard. But dragons are very humorous: "You've said too much, but I did come all the way west with the intention of avenging the Hellas. A single strike against the Arabs will end it all! - I don't know much about the Western Barbarians, and the 'Zhuhu people' cannot be trusted - you try to tell me, what is the Far West? How much land? How many people? What are the customs and habits?"

239 The Great Traitor

Good looks are a plus, but talent is even more!

The Tang Dynasty had no prejudice against foreigners. It was only after the An-Shi Rebellion that they felt uncomfortable with the combination of Hu people and senior generals. However, forgetting the pain after the wound healed is also a major feature of our Tang Dynasty, and it is not to be missed. After that, there were countless Hu people and foreigners serving as generals and high-ranking officials. The Arab Li Yansheng threw away the Green Scripture and held the Four Books and Five Classics. He gritted his teeth and stomped his feet to get a Jinshi degree. Later generations wrote "Hua Xin Shuo" and opened the white-skinned and yellow-hearted sect.

So for Emperor Xianzong of Tang (who is still posthumously named

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) For Li Chun, it was no big deal to approve Li Wei. With such a good-looking man, as long as Li Wei requested, Li Chun could give him a position as a secretary-in-chief - after all, secretaries were bureaucrats recruited by the emperor privately, and they were not under the control of the formal bureaucratic system and could be appointed at will.

It starts with appearance and ends with talent.

Li Chun thought that Li Wei was a very good person, and he told stories vividly. He told foreign history, which he had no interest in, vividly - nonsense, after all, he was a liberal arts teacher and taught history and geography.

"After this, the vassal king Alexander died on his way back from his invasion of the east, and his country was divided into four parts. Unlike the other states, there was no unified trend after that. A hundred years later, there was a peninsula to the west of Greece, called Apennines. There was a big emirate in Apennines, called Rome. The myth of the country was that a promiscuous Greek goddess had an extramarital affair with a prince of a small Greek country."

"Hmm?" Subway, old man, cell phone. So dragons can also make this kind of expression? Li Wei looked at the constipated expression on Li Chun's face. After a long while, Li Chun finally opened his mouth and said, "Just now... at the end of the Warring States Period, the vassal king Alexander invaded the east. I was just lamenting that the Western Rong also had such a vast world, and never thought that it would be destroyed in one day... How can this 'Rome' be said? Its ancestors... unexpectedly... the Romans recognized such a shabby and despicable ancestor?"

"Uh... allow me to report to the Heavenly Grace: the Western Rong countries have no knowledge of etiquette and shame. The root of their ignorance is 'do not do to others what you do not want others to do to you'. For example, such as seducing other people's husbands and cheating on other people's wives. There are folk songs to prove it -"

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"A man who is lustful and playful will always bring his enemies together. He who only wants to seduce another man's wife will lose his wife and children. He who plays with others will commit sins in his future. The retribution will come from the beginning, and lust is the root of all evil, so he should be punished for his lustful behavior."

"…Although it's a folk song, it's true." The little dragon sighed, shook his head and smiled bitterly for a moment: "From the common people to the emperor, isn't it the same?"

I guess he was thinking of the excellent tradition of his Li family.

The younger brother stabbed the older brother, then stabbed the older brother and then the younger brother. Q group: 4. After stabbing the younger brother, he stabbed the sister-in-law. A hundred years later, the father-in-law stabbed the daughter-in-law, and finally caused the more obscene and violent Anshi Rebellion. Although from the materialist historical viewpoint, it is not necessarily the father-in-law who stabbed the daughter-in-law that caused the trouble. If you really have a strong army and a peaceful country, the people will not care about your shitty business. Don’t even mention stabbing your daughter-in-law. It’s none of my business if you stab your mother! But once something happens, your dirty deeds will... hum, hum!

"In fact, these are just some legends." Livius quickly interrupted the other party's chanting and said, "The real history is even worse. According to folklore and unofficial history, immortals and strange stories, a wanton Greek goddess had two children in the wild and wandered in the Apennine Forest. They were raised by a she-wolf and survived. Later, she raised an army, drove a chariot to Rome, enfeoffed princes on the peninsula, and established the Kingdom of Rome."

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