Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

"Why should I care whether you live or die? - Why are you looking for me?" Levi kicked the sofa beside him, straightened it and sat down again.

Being able to maintain this kind of superior-subordinate relationship with the father-in-law is the dream of all sons-in-law. Of course, we have seen it in many film and television works, especially in the works of Elf! What about the family ethics martial arts comedy starring Qing Doufu teacher, and what about Huang Ye Yiren's explosive filial piety and passionate family fun. The general public likes these things about Elf very much. What the people like is what the creators need to work hard on.

"It's like this." The Elf Lord was not arrogant, otherwise he wouldn't have been stabbed by his own wife. "I originally planned to come and see the excitement, but I didn't expect you to turn the excitement into an epic. This is hard for me to understand."

"Ok?"

"listen

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"It's definitely not just hearsay," the elf father-in-law said with a charming smile and beautiful eyes, "The beautiful young king here has become a beautiful girl through some method that I even disdain. Well, anyway, the result is good. I thought your human empire was going to collapse again, at least it would be seriously damaged. I never expected it. I was planning to come to your place to watch the fun, but I found out that you made up the other person's life story so... so... so... sob. If I couldn't tell the difference between the play and the outside world, I knew that all this was fake! I wish I could marry the beautiful girl king of the human empire! It's so great, and the personality is so good! It makes me sad..."

"If you have time to feel sorry for others, please feel sorry for your own family." Levi felt that the other party was truly a French masterpiece - Rousseau.

Rousseau's personal ability and historical significance are self-evident, but his character is a little problematic. In his confessions, he almost exposed himself as worthless and even disgusting. When Rousseau thought about the suffering of all mankind, he would burst into tears and cry bitterly. He was in great pain. But when it came to his illegitimate children and even his family, well... Sorry, I'm busy. All mankind needs me to save it, so I can't care about my family.

"If you're here to watch the fun, have you finished watching it?"

"Um, can you give me a copy of the script?" Corellon Lasrian was a little shy and hesitant, like a girl in her first love, lowering her head, blushing, and acting cute. Just like a beautiful fan who wants her idol's autograph, she said to Levi, "Can you give me an autograph?"

"......? What do you mean?" Levi frowned.

"Well... you see, besides the main god of elves, I actually also help all elves who love art - or humans. Of course, humans need very great works, and I think yours is very good." Patting his chest, the father-in-law with a futa hammer said: "Although I think the names mentioned are all fake, it is precisely because they are fake that I think it is amazing! This script, this storyboard! This... Is there a sequel? Is there a prequel? Is there any extra story?"

His face was almost touching Levi's. His father-in-law's eyes were red, and his breath became rough like a beast eager to hunt. "I love this work more than all the works in the past hundred years... No, all the works in the past three hundred years! Maybe all the works in the past five hundred years! - Please, please have mercy on me, the Lord God, and reward me with some art. You are so great."

Not right.

Levi immediately felt that there was something wrong with the other party being so servile, it must be a trap! But...

"...Uh..." Looking at the father-in-law beside his face, to be honest, this person's skin is shiny and elastic, not much worse than Orica - but, he is a great perfect creature (futa) "If you have something to say, say it, if you have to fart, fart it!"

“…” I don’t know what was going on in the other person’s medieval brain, but his face got even redder.

"The script you want is very simple. I wrote every word myself. I can give it to you." I am not a plagiarist. Besides, there was no copyright awareness in the Middle Ages. If there was copyright awareness in ancient times, more than 90% of religions in the world would be eliminated. "As for the prequel, sequel, and extra chapters, don't think too much about it."

"Please update, please update, please...ah, I'm going to die without "The Girl Knight King's Desire" to read!" She lay on the ground, hugging Levi's thighs and not letting go.

"Hey? Let go, let go! If you don't let go, I'll do it!"

“Go ahead and kill me. Even if you kill me today, I won’t let you go unless you update new content!”

Dang dang dang.

Queen Aulica actually never left the door.

How could he not know that his father was here? Although the types of magic were very poor, the magic power was very strong. It was like a max-level boss with an infinite mana bar but few skills, relying only on the initial skill Frost Arrow to conquer the world (this situation is common at level 60).

But she was lying outside the door, watching and listening, and couldn't hear clearly. She saw her own father, who could steal her mother's limelight, shaking a pair of secondary sexual organs that were bigger than hers, and rubbing her husband's thigh with his face, which was prettier than anyone else in the family.

Then her husband beat her futa daddy hard.

Then his futa daddy didn't let go even if he exposed his ahegao.

Queen Aulica's heart just kept sinking - what kind of play was this?

"Your Majesty?" Chloe, a loyal and epic female bootlicker, knelt in front of the queen she had licked all her life: "Who is this person in here? Do you want me to go in and kill him!"

"..." Although this damn old man is a piece of shit, but if you think about it carefully, it's not a glorious thing to let your own maid kill him...right?

Otherwise, just kill him! He is neither male nor female, and he either has sex with someone or is fucked by someone every day. He has a lot of girlfriends and a lot of boyfriends! Sometimes the boyfriends and girlfriends know each other, and the key is that both the boyfriends and girlfriends are quite satisfied. There are so many elf couples who are slaves that it is comparable to the comics!

My childhood was no different from watching anime.

“Wait a minute.” Olika was not very happy, but looked again: “This beast dares to be in heat with Levi, you just go in and kill it!”

Is it appropriate to call your father a beast? Of course not - why not curse him more harshly?

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Is it because of insufficient vocabulary?

In the Changjiu Anning Theater.

Levi is really helpless because his fans are too enthusiastic.

“Can’t I update it?”

"Really? You...you swear!"

"Okay, okay, I swear I will update, okay? Otherwise, I will be beaten by futa every day until I am completely tattered and on the verge of collapse."

"……"Then please don't update anymore. In fact, most of the time we read articles just for fun.

Fortunately, the God of Art still has some pursuit of art.

“Can you give me a sneak peek of what you’re going to write next?”

"Next..." Levi thought for a long time and said, "Uh...ah, the story after Xia Lulu died."

"……Um?"

"Speaking of the Holy Grail War..." Levi was just talking nonsense.

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Xia Lulu didn't know that Levi had already made clear arrangements for what would happen after her death.

"——Finally, Xia Lulu's most loyal knight returned the sword to the fairy in the lake, and promised to return from Avalon, the home of heroes and elves, at the most critical moment of Frank. Astolfo stood beside Xia Lulu's body and asked in a low voice: 'King, did you see it? The continuation of the dream?'"

Levi looked at his futa elf father-in-law who was kneeling in front of him and listening to the story. His eyes were full of tears and he was about to burst... cough cough. Levi decided to add fuel to the fire! The original text was not sensational enough, so he did it himself! It was obvious that there was a large group of people lying outside the door, and someone could be heard sobbing.

"I love you - the spell that dispels the fear in my heart. Thank you, the one who gave me life; thank you, the one who taught me the meaning of life. Thank you, the world where my life footprints are left. The voice has left me, and everything has gradually become blurred. What is becoming clearer and clearer is his..."

"Xia Lulu, died. This girl with gem-like eyes and black hair ended her life journey with the most satisfied smile. Ok, the whole article is over. This story line is called [Dream after Death]..."

"Wuwuwuwu..." Levi just listened to the low crying sound. His futa father-in-law was crying so loudly.

It can be seen that my ability to plagiarize is still quite good.

Levi saw that his pants were almost wet.

218 Holy Sister Shaking Empire!

Elves can really tell who is who. After all, living longer means having more experience, and having more experience means being emotionally indifferent. This is normal. The result of frequent stimulation is that you no longer feel anything when being stimulated. In the long run, it’s Slaanesh. At first, you’re very happy after one shot, but later you have to get an injection, and then you have to make a hole. In the short run - if you have cut off that layer of skin, then congratulations, you have started the countdown. In the following days, as the friction increases, your feeling will become lower and lower. I really don’t understand why adults who are not sick have to remove the layer of skin that protects you. You said that cutting it off when you were a child would help your growth, so I can believe it, but you still want secondary development when you grow up? That’s all the hospital’s trickery (the doctor told me). This thing is no different from the training in novels. Isn’t it just being rubbed all the time? ... Could it be that those who have cut off that layer of skin are...

no matter what.

Elves who have not experienced industrial research on emotions have lived for thousands of years and nothing special. They don't get enough stimulation. They are the kind of people who think "I can eat spicy food very well" and think they are good in their own fish pond. But when they really encounter something a little spicy, they feel trembling all over after taking a lick.

To put it simply, it's like a chicken that has never seen the world and can't jump well.

"I like your place very much." After wiping away the tears, the Elf Futa Lord sobbed for a few minutes. After taking a deep breath, he said to Levi: "So I plan to stay here..."

"Get lost." Levi just said.

"!!! I thought we were already friends." He said this in a very familiar way: "I'm freaking kneeling down for you, okay? I'll go to my daughter and kneel down to apologize later. Can you please stop being so petty? We elves are very broad-minded in our lives!"

"So broad that you can have sex with your own daughter?"

"Ahem... that's just a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding..." Futa's father-in-law blushed, saying that it was all a misunderstanding when he couldn't beat her: "I have realized my mistake and I will definitely not make it again in the future."

"Do you still want a future?"

"That's really a misunderstanding. You saw that I didn't have any scandals until the end, right?" Futa's father-in-law said that it was all fake, and then knelt on the ground to say that he was wrong: "I am a main god after all. Think about it carefully, isn't it very face-saving for you to do this?"

"...I have indeed never seen such a Lord God." Levi nodded and said, "But I am not the kind of demon who cannot live without the Lord God of the Elf, and I am not interested in raising an ancestor."

"Well, I think your place is pretty good. I walked around your city, and it was just like this during the Roman era. And the Romans didn't have your awareness of greening. Every now and then, there's a giant tree elf here, which is a perfect habitat - like this, I heard you're always recruiting people! As long as I give the order, elves from all over the world will come... probably about 10% will come."

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Levi curled his lips.

Then, he saw that the system had updated a major version. There was not even a "ding" sound, it was very fast! With the sound of Paradox's cardiopulmonary arrest music, he saw a new task.

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1. Pout! There is nothing that cannot be pouted! Transvestite, futanari, great skills master! Demons must follow their hearts, elves, whether male or female, are used to pout! Not to mention futanari? This is what we want! Remember, you are a demon, you can't forget your roots.

Punishment for following one's heart: Tintin is reduced by one tenth, opening the dimension of heavenly punishment and triggering the disaster system.

Disaster 1: Civil War. This may happen if (1) there is no disaster (2) there is no Regency Council (3) you have more than ten same-sex lovers, including futanari (4) the female harem is generally dissatisfied. Consequences: National rebellion +10, falling into civil war. All female harems begin to oppose you and organize an army. However, all same-sex harems will support you, and both sides will fight to the death.

Disaster 2: The spread of sexually transmitted diseases. This may happen if (1) there is no disaster at the moment; (2) there are more than 10 homosexual lovers; (3) you have been through the same-sex backdoor or have been through; (4) your rule is full of male prostitutes. Consequences: it will trigger a huge disease and chain reaction, which will last for ten years. Your country will be in great turmoil, and after the disaster is over, the number of people will drop by more than %, and you will be impotent for life, and can only rely on being through the backdoor.

灾难3：姓奴起义。以下情况可能发生（1）处于黑暗时代（2）处于和平状态（3）当前没有灾难（4）长期只宠幸部分后宫，绝大部分奴隶得不到满足。（5）主人和奴隶颜值普遍高于80分

2. Fall, devil! How could I possibly like a futa? How could I possibly like my own gorgeous father-in-law? How could I only like a face and not the other person's heart? ——A noble mind represents the perfect combination of soul and body.

Corruption Reward: Your harem is generally satisfied with you, and you gain [I like the soul of my lover], and your favorability +100. Lasts until December 1839, 12.

Turn on the [Holy Sister Empire] option.

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...I had no intention of picking up this big perfect creature futa in front of me.

But the matter of degeneration is not bad. What is the Holy Sister Dou Empire?

So Levi chose to fall without hesitation - to be honest, this elf was a dimensionality reduction type, and his father-in-law was indeed worthy of the aura of the Lord God. It was just that his charm value was higher than that of ordinary humans and elves - so what? He was better in bed than my mother Lilith? It was funny, how could a demon like me fall for your evil tricks and be deceived by you?

"You said you can get 10% of the elves in the world to come to me?"

"Yes, although the number of elves is small, one tenth of them can at least number tens of thousands." Futa's father-in-law said that he had finally convinced the other party.

"Why is it only 10%?"

"Well... after all, although I am the main god, all the elves over there have their own lives. Even if I give an oracle, whether they listen to it or not is another matter..."

"Oh." Then I'm relieved. If you are extremely obedient to the oracle, then you can't touch it. You may come because of the Lord God's order, and you may leave because of the Lord God's order! Levi nodded with satisfaction. A loser is the best potential enemy: "Then I understand and I agree. In addition, please don't hug my thighs anymore. You are a man, and I am also a man. I don't want you to touch me again, thank you."

"Oh... that." The father-in-law hesitated for a moment: "I can actually become a woman..."

"No!"

"…Are there any men or women?"

"No!"

"...Or we can just use friendly fire... Pfft!"

Levi punched him, and his father-in-law fell down with a groan.

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Holy sister shaking empire.

That is the last step to build an empire.

This is another epic (seqin) mod, which can be said to be the most erotic among the less erotic ones - because this is an organized eroticism, an assembly line eroticism, an institutional eroticism. The eroticism is breadth and depth; the eroticism is unconventional and justified. Life is like the leaves of a tree in autumn. As a living being, what is the point of living if you don't have eroticism? If you don't have eroticism, you will be sorry for your ancestors and your descendants.

After all, it’s a hentai world.

In the distant east (probably hundreds of kilometers away), Xia Lulu in Aachen is trying hard to show that she is still a king even though she is a woman. Anyway, the military power is in my hands. Do you dare to try?

Of course, some people hold the idea of ​​"just give it a try".

Levi didn't care about that. He was taking a walk around the Royal City of Rennes.

"Hey, a castle is just a defensive facility." Levi walked with his hands behind his back, walking around the Dark King's City.

The function of medieval castles was mostly defensive. In the middle of the Middle Ages, castles for living began to appear. In the late Middle Ages, castle gardens became a standard feature of non-country dwellers. After the invention of firearms, people found that castles were just that. So, residential castles, such as the Palace of Versailles, appeared.

Well... except for the appearance, the functionality is different - in fact, it is almost the same as a residential apartment building.

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If you must say, large hotels are more useful than the "castles" after the Renaissance (for example, the reinforced concrete buildings such as the Pavlov Building are more castle-like than castles).

"Master?" Next to Levi was Robert, who was once favored but not very favored.

A maid with special skills who used to only like Shota, but now particularly likes Shota. She is a member of the Dog Party Manin, and she dresses up as a maid as a staff member to protect Levi - but she is actually a soldier of the [Glorious Corps].

"Do you have any new ideas?" After all, the book is called "Starting from the Black Beast", so it must have a beginning and an end.

The unlucky heroines from Black Beast were still there, and this time they all came out for the outing with Levi.

Li Wei was traveling this time, not inspecting the report. So the kind of leader traveling with a group of smiling officials following in a fan-shaped formation did not appear.

It was just like any other spring outing, with people in twos and threes, and no affiliation - after all, there were groups of people: 5436, 9389, and we would see each other every day! Every day, every moment.

"What's the tone of voice? It's as if I'm about to do something I shouldn't do again." Li Wei curled his lips and looked at the eight banner owners around him - oh, seven banners, he was also one of them: "I just had a little idea recently. Don't I have a new territory?"

"Really?" This time everyone pricked up their ears.

"I plan to continue to levy heavy taxes and levies as you have done before." Levi said softly, with his hands behind his back, "But I think I should solve other problems... For example, the Maid Country?"