Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

In Levi's case, he had to bow his head under someone else's eaves. Of course, he could raise his head again after bowing his head, but he would have to bow his head again after raising his head - and so on, the cycle would never end.

"Hehehe." Suddenly, Xia Lulu laughed out loud.

"Why, Xia Lulu, why are you so happy?" It was Ah Fu who came to pick up Xia Lulu: "Ah! You look very happy? - Tell me if there is anything happy?"

"No, you little brat." Xia Lulu kicked Ah Fu, who was about to hug her, away, then smiled and grabbed the man's collar like a cat. Her grip was really good! "I'm afraid if I tell you, you'll explode with jealousy right here - ah, let's not talk about this. Prepare a set of my old clothes for me, I want to go back to the palace."

"!? Wait, Xia Lulu? You... haven't recovered your male body yet?" Ah Fu was stunned, and then looked confused.

"Ah, times have changed, men and women are the same - this is what Avi told me." Xia Lulu smiled and shook her head, indicating that it didn't matter. The beautiful girl raised her head handsomely at this moment: "I rule the country not because I am a boy, but because I am Xia Lulu Carl! Understand? Smile."

"..." This person looks familiar. Ah! She seems to be the female version of Avi! "So... you're going back to the palace like this?"

"what's wrong?"

"... At least cut your hair and wrap your chest, okay?"

"Hey, I don't need a pigtailed 'girl' like you to give me advice like this - hey, stop talking nonsense! Stupid Ah Fu, go get my clothes! Oh, right. Now that things have been 'decided', the unstable factors do need to be resolved."

"?"What's the meaning?

"Prepare to send troops to Italy!"

"Hehehe, those who call others stupid." The resourceful, cunning, and crafty woman who is willing to risk her life (physics): "They are stupid - Mom is right."

215 Eternal Fame

I gave birth to a son, watched him grow up, got married, and had children. I watched him step by step towards the pinnacle of life, watched him step by step onto the throne of the King of the Franks. I watched him step by step...

She became more beautiful than herself. She watched him turn into a girl step by step. She watched him become ambiguous with her man step by step.

To be honest, Miss Queen Beltrada had a hard life. She was originally presented as a sinister character, a promiscuous woman, and a brilliant female politician.

By now I have basically become a real victim, and it seems that I have failed in both life and career - of course, I haven't really failed, it just feels a bit weird, skrskr!

My adopted son suddenly turned into a girl - first of all, this is totally unacceptable! Whoever did this will have his bones torn apart!

"Ah, that's the end of it."

She was wearing men's clothing, much taller than me, younger than me, and not less attractive—her breasts weren't much smaller than mine, son! At this moment, she said in a demure and indifferent tone, as if she had seen through the world: "I stayed with Avi for a few months, and suddenly realized that times have changed, and men and women are the same."

"?!? Xia Lulu, you idiot, why are you imitating the way that idiot Li Wei talks?!" This pain is not because my daughter found my husband, but because my daughter became my husband. My heart... Sigh: "You imitated it very much, don't imitate it next time. Also, didn't he promise me that he could turn you back into a boy?"

"Avi is not omnipotent, maybe he just makes my mother feel better. All in all, he makes me feel good. At least I can face myself with a normal mentality - even though I am a girl."

"?! What do you mean even if it's a girl?"

"I found that I am not ruling as a man." After drinking countless gallons of chicken soup from Levi, Xia Lulu was filled with pride and excitement: "I am ruling as Carl..."

"You know what? You don't know anything. Who made you like this? Is it Levi?

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! That idiot Levi!? He always likes to talk nonsense, and now he has brainwashed you?" The mother was furious, pointing at her son...daughter's head and poking randomly: "If you don't rule by being a man, what do you rely on? You were assigned West Francia, and your...poor brother was assigned East Francia. Use your idiotic brain to think about what your sister was assigned? She was assigned a long-term free accommodation ticket for the monastery! She was assigned a husband who ruled her, managed her, and held her under his body! This is what women are like, do you understand? Do you understand? You understand a thing! You understand nothing!"

Beltrada fully demonstrated what clear cognition means - as an excellent politician, first, a few chicken soup words can not affect her. Second, gender differences will not make her brain swell to the point where emotions affect her cognition of reality. She clearly knows what rules everything in a patriarchal society.

"Mom, aren't your words also an order..."

"I can command everything because of you! - My son!" Poke, poke, poke - Beltrada desperately pokes Xia Lulu's head. Anyway, she is already stupid, and now she is not afraid of being poke more stupid: "If it weren't for you, I would be nothing! Mano, Bernardo, Spana! - And the bastard in the shadows who you don't even know who they are, they are the ones who are claiming! -"

"Calm down, mother, calm down." She grabbed her mother's hand, and the mother and son hugged each other tightly like sisters. Comforting her excited mother - it was understandable, Xia Lulu said: "After all, there is one thing that is completely different."

"……you say!"

"I have people who truly stand by my side. I agree with everything you said. But there are still some differences after all - I have ruled for so many years. It doesn't matter if I am a woman. The fait accompli has been going on for so long, so what if someone opposes it? Avi said that he will stand firmly by my side. Fifty thousand battle-hardened troops stand behind me. My territory, and the Templars..."

"Those perverted Templars of yours are mentally ill." He said with disgust. This is what Bertarada is worried about recently: "Some people are greedy. If I can make you divorce, I can also make your sister divorce!"

"Oh, you mean my brother-in-law? He and Levi have a bad relationship, but I am considering my sister's feelings, so...if there is really a problem, then find a reason, or forcibly deprive him of his territory, exile him, and make him divorce."

This matter...

"Go ahead and say it."

"I'll just say what I say." Xia Lulu is going to be the heroine this time. Some things don't matter anymore. There's nothing to be afraid of anymore! "I'm back. Mom can go back now."

"?" Uh... I'm not worried that you'll abandon me after I've done what I want: "Xia Lulu? Now you want..."

"Yes, there is nothing to hide - of course, I think those guys wouldn't be able to find anything at the first sight." Xia Lulu tidied her waist-length hair, which was much better than her mother's twin ponytails: "My hair is just a little longer."

May your twin ponytails always be free and never become a bridle to others.

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Aachen seemed a small place to Levi because his city of Rennes had 200,000 inhabitants.

There are so many people in Rennes, so the number of people in Aachen is really small in comparison - of course, no one is as cheating as Levi.

In this era, every ten miles you can hear different dialects, every five miles you can hear different customs, every three miles you can hear different customs, and even every bed you can have different species. It is indeed difficult to spread something.

"The Golden Age of Morality, the fame is silver and bronze. Heroes and blue irons are in Greece, and Helen is in the palm of your hand in an instant; "History" has a few lines of names, and the churches are countless deserted hills. Greece sows and Rome reaps, what is the fight between dragons and tigers!"

A short halfling with dark skin, middle-aged, slightly plump, and a cute hairstyle. He slapped the table in the bar, attracting everyone's attention: "Thank you for your hard work, everyone - today I will tell you a true story. Loyalty, filial piety, chastity and righteousness, a beautiful girl dressed as a man. Loyalty and sincerity, the sword chosen by the knight king! - It is said that 33 years ago, the first lord Pippin knew that his life was coming to an end, but there was no heir in the country. So he asked the greatest saint around him, Archbishop Merlin. This Merlin is not an ordinary person. He is eight feet tall, with a face like a crown of jade, a Mediterranean priest hairstyle, and a robe, floating like an angel. Merlin said to the first lord: I know there is a girl: she can write to pacify the world, and she can ride a horse to determine the fate of the world. She is born with a beautiful face, which is the appearance of a saint! She will definitely give birth to the ruler of Europe! So, the first lord Pippin married this woman, and sure enough, she gave birth to a daughter soon. This girl's maiden name is Xia Lulu. At that time, suddenly a yellow light appeared, and an angel came! The holy light filled the sky, surrounded by the deliciousness of various spices! -"

"——At this time, Merlin stopped Xia Lulu who was about to draw the holy sword. He said: You were a normal girl before you drew this sword, but after you draw it, you are no longer a human being - but a saint! The heart of a saint is the heart of the people. ——Xia Lulu pondered for a moment and said: In the name of God, I will save the people. ——So she resolutely drew out the [King's Sword] that no one else could draw out! This is: Save the people in troubled times, God has a great favor on the beautiful girl; once the holy sword comes out, who can compete with it, Xia Lulu will be remembered forever! ——Please listen to the next chapter for details."

In the corner of the pub.

Beltrada, who was on a secret visit or invited to be a guest, listened

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Sounds a bit familiar.

I seem to recognize the name - who is this talking about?

216 Crab claw

France, a magical and fertile land, has been famous for its smooth development since the end of the eighteenth century.

In this ancient land, various ethnic groups took turns to fight - in the end, everyone united under the banner of the cult. I thought everything was fine, but just like "all villains will split internally, and the second-in-command of the villain will definitely rebel against the first-in-command", Christianity split.

@Red Spider@Spider Warriors@Destro (When I was a kid, I watched the animation and the mask of this guy fell off. It was a real childhood trauma that I will remember for the rest of my life) @…Izumida Junichiro@Yokohima Tadao – they are like the subordinates of these villains who are bound to rebel.

It is relatively easy to do something under the unification of theocracy.

Including bragging.

In this age of information blockage, even rumors take a while to spread. It takes 300 years for a cult to spread across Western and Southern Europe, and another 300 years for Northern and Eastern Europe! Jiuzhitang is long enough to be reopened twice.

Therefore, without the help of caring people, some rumors cannot spread immediately.

The spread of rumors requires very precise control. First of all, you cannot deviate from the way you create rumors. Secondly, they must be highly spreadable and cannot disappear while being spread. The best rumors in the Celestial Empire, such as "The grass is green for thousands of miles, and it will not survive in ten days", "Don't say that the stone man has only one eye", and "The great Chu will rise and Chen Sheng will be king", are all very qualified.

There is also the novel that is the most successful in "falsifying" history - Romance of the Three Kingdoms (mainly because countless ancestors helped in falsifying it, and the pleasure of falsifying it was not too outrageous).

Falsification is a job that requires skill. Whether the job is good or not depends entirely on the skill of the person who falsifies it. This is just like cheating. If you are not caught, it is art (no, it is not! It is not recommended at all!).

"Sigh..." Levi was dejected. Seeing that the script he wrote was being widely circulated in the country, he felt like he was cheating.

Moreover, he cheated in an international competition, and it seemed that no one, from the contestants, opponents, teammates to the referees and spectators, reacted much to his cheating. They were truly enjoying the game and watching the game.

"Why are you so dejected?" I'm so old, how can I do such a thing? Her Majesty Queen Olika didn't seem very happy with Levi's dejection: "The devil I saw at the beginning was the first to complain."

“……” Looking at Olika who was sitting aside watching the show, the devil boy opened his mouth.

He is a demon boy, not a python boy. Otherwise, he would be two big (beep) bags when he goes up, and a violent scholar when he presses down. A book is finished with 100,000 words, and there are still 50,000 words left.

"Express your thoughts." Li Wei patted his chest and found that his cigarette was gone. Like a grumpy old man, he raised his voice a little: "What do you think of this script?"

"Very good." Olika was clapping and was a little moved. The dark-skinned queen said in an almost admiring tone: "I never expected that you are so treacherous, cunning, full of malicious schemes and cunning tactics. You have no sense of beauty and only know how to be straightforward. You have no understanding of romance and only know how to... hum hum hum such a vicious demon."

My wife scolded me like a melon, and finally praised me: "You can actually write such a script - even if my father came, he would need a few applause."

"...Don't mention your dad." Levi felt that when Olika was young, she must have been a little female ghost, and now she is a big female ghost. After all, she is a black-skinned elf. Why does she have so many psychological activities, making her look like a flesh-and-blood person! Isn't it enough to be fucked? Why do we need so many character settings? "I want to ask you what you think of this script. If you see anything bad, tell me a few words."

"Nothing wrong with it. I like it very much." Surprisingly, Olika did not argue, but just said his thoughts lightly: "I have never seen such a story. How should I put it... It is more thorough than Greek drama and more gorgeous than Roman drama."

"..." Honestly, I don't have such high spiritual pursuits. After all, not everyone can recite Homer's epic poems by heart. Remembering a few plots and being able to recite a few lines is enough to show off. Levi is similar to all those people who have insufficient knowledge reserves but don't want to be seen through, in short, they are uneducated. He nodded in approval as if he understood, and then imitated Mr. Fang Hongjian and said, "Brother, when I was in England... Bah, when I was in Greece, I also learned a lot of drama."

"..." Olika thought for a while. They have been married for such a long time and their children are so old. She didn't give the other party any face like before. She just snorted softly, "Hmph - although I disdain your words, it is true that the script is well written. The strong heroine, despite her tragic life experience, still has a firm heart for justice! But no one understands her, so she can only hide her identity alone."

"Oh... so you like..."

"Who on earth came up with this crap?" Olika gave the last piece of information very subjectively: "What's up with these names? Why would such a good script be given these names? - Do you really think I don't know who you're talking about?"

"Well... there are actually deep reasons behind this, all kinds of deep reasons. Olika,

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Let me explain."

"Okay, please explain."

“Ah? —You really want me to explain? I haven’t…hiss!!”

The Elf Queen, who was theoretically a captive and trained production, stepped hard on the devilish beautiful boy and glared at her "master" viciously.

The young master was so frightened that he dared not speak.

The "evil" Elf Queen stood up and turned away: "I'm going to take care of the children, you continue playing your game!"

"?!"

The devilish handsome boy opened his mouth, but was too embarrassed to say anything.

"I just want you to see my new script." Levi flipped through the script in his hand, pointed at the actors on the stage and waved: "Everyone's performance is good! - It's just that the audience is not so good. Okay, everyone, leave!"

A group of actors bowed deeply to Levi, and then slowly backed away from the stage while maintaining the bowing posture.

"Alas." Only Li Wei was left in the [Changjiu Ping'an Grand Theater], with tears in his eyes. The sound of camel bells rang in his ears: "It's hard to find a soulmate..."

"woo woo woo woo……"

Then Levi heard a familiar voice crying next to him.

"? Olika, you haven't left yet...eh?"

People have to believe in the power of genes. They either look like their father or their mother. If they don't look like their father or mother, then the possibility of gene mutation is basically smaller than the probability of genetic terminal illness - the mother is basically certain, so go and ask who the father is.

The person crying nearby looked almost exactly like Olika, except that she was more beautiful, so beautiful that she didn't look like his wife—and she wasn't dark-skinned.

I looked carefully, oh.

Father-in-law.

"Wow... I have never seen such a wonderful script. Except for the lack of beauty in the lines and some nonsense like "People will die if they are killed", everything else is perfect! - I want to spread this drama throughout the elf world, it's really great! - Eh? Avi, how is your married life with my daughter?... Puff! Ah hey! -"

Levi didn't say much after seeing his father-in-law.

It was all about fighting. After a great memory recovery technique, the other party finally remembered how he was courting death by abandoning his wife and children and daring to appear in front of Levi, a wife-loving and protective maniac.

"Speak!—What are you doing here again?"

The author says:

Author's words: PS: The title comes from the classic novel "Liao Zhai"

217 Dreams after Death

Every happy family is different; all unhappy families are the same.

In fact, if you want to be unfortunate, you really need some luck. First of all, you need a family that goes against the laws of mammals. Ma Sheng said that capital alienates humans, and humans can no longer be considered normal mammals under the erosion of capital. Therefore, the fact that females and males give birth and raise children is easy to collapse under the erosion of capital. In addition, in mammals, generally speaking, even if the father is unreliable, the mother will take over. For some mammals, the mother is unreliable, but the father can take over.

Human beings are rather unlucky, and there are many cases where their parents are unreliable.

That's what Olivia is all about.

I don’t know if it’s a matter of skin color. Does dark skin mean you naturally don’t have a father? Hmm.

No matter what, this father is definitely unreliable.

"? You still dare to come?" Levi grabbed the other's golden hair like a ponytail, with the face of a domestic violence man. The beautiful boy kicked the beautiful girl on the buttocks, and this posture really felt like spurring a horse.

Unfortunately, the beautiful boy and girl in front of him together have two big whips.

So Levi didn't hold back at all!

"Don't... don't do that. Avi, don't do that..." Well, the voice is really nice. Let's be fair, this father-in-law is even more beautiful than my wife, and his charm is incomparable. I can only say... Pervert group: 543659? At this moment, the other party's voice is really beautiful and sad, with a long and sad expression of a beautiful young woman, as if she was bullied by a giant python boy, performing a sad song for a wife - ah, this is all a novel from almost 89 years ago.

"Don't do this or that! - Didn't I tell you to stay away from Olika?"

"You, please respect me. After all, I am a deity..."

"I spit on your gods! - Get out." Levi said angrily, kicking the other person on the butt.

"Ahem, we actually came here to look for you, your daughter or something. I listened to you and didn't go." He stood up with his hands on his waist, rubbing his waist and buttocks vigorously: "Can you not be so hard? Look, it's swollen..."