Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

"what?"

"You guys don't have to be the flag master anymore." Levi's words made the temperature drop by ten degrees, and then another hundred degrees: "Be my maid."

"!!!"

"Oh, there are official positions, but the names are slightly different." Levi pointed to the distance and said, "Don't stare at me. I plan to send a few maids to govern my new dukedom - promoted to the head maid of the country. Of course, it's just an idea."

"...Who would obey a maid?"

"I don't believe that no one would listen to a maid leading an army of 30,000." In the early Middle Ages in Europe, 30,000 troops against a small dukedom was basically equivalent to an army that could destroy a country.

"Okay, you have more people, you have the final say..."

"No, not yet. Your territories must also be changed, from feudal to maid feudal as a whole."

"?! What's the difference?" Just to humiliate us? Why go to such great lengths?

"Well... I can provide some bonuses. It doesn't matter if you don't understand these." There is no other way. The mod is loaded and the functions are enabled. You have to use them. If you don't use them, it will be a waste. "The key is - I want to build a few epic buildings here."

"...?"

The main event is coming.

"Here, covering an area of ​​110,000 square meters, I will build a bug-level epic building - the Maid Palace; on the other side, I will build an epic building, the Maid Port; and here, I will build an epic building - the Maid Temple."

Massive construction! Is this going to destroy the country?

219 Maid Class

Generally speaking, generally speaking. Whether you can become a ruler or a knight depends on only one basic reason: whether you are a man. First, there is the issue of gender discrimination. This is the case in patriarchal societies. Normal people will not collectively be so selfless as to hand over power to those who are inferior to themselves. Second, there is the issue of objective ability. In ancient wars, the objective physical strength gap was too obvious.

Fortunately, this is the world of hentai, and no matter how much trouble you make, you cannot escape the objective laws of hentai.

In Earth Online, in the eighth century in France, that is, when Xia Lulu's father and grandfather were in power, knights were not yet a class, but a profession. Nobles or civilians who wanted and had the ability to become knights could become knights through war. In the eighth century, knights meant "warriors gathered around the king", and it would take another two hundred years to become "warriors fighting on horseback"; it would take another three hundred years to become knights in our true sense.

and so!

Fortunately, in the world of hentai, these problems can be easily solved.

"Maid? Maid class? Maid privileges?"

To be honest, the drow queen Orika was originally designed as an ascetic character. Although she looked sexy, dark-skinned, and queen-like, she had a cold and expressionless face, as if everyone owed her eight million, and she looked like her husband had died.

He disliked everyone he looked at, and everyone he looked at had problems. He was just short of slapping the eight characters of noble, cold, and self-admiring on his face. However! Now it was as if his three views had exploded. He looked at Levi with an incredible look: "Are you sick?"

"Who are you scolding?" Levi said, "Isn't this system support?" "I just turned all the managers of the whole territory into maids."

"What about the original nobles?"

"Those who are willing to join can join, and those who are unwilling to join can remain as they are." Levi shrugged, indicating that he had completed the preliminary ruling structure: "But my leadership will be replaced by maids, it's that simple."

"This is impossible!"

"Well... it's a bit too much to ask the queen to be a maid, but isn't there another way?" Let's discuss it. Isn't this also a way to release military power over a cup of wine? To be more precise... tear open the opponent's defense and stick your hand in! Muddy the water!

"Come on." Levi waved to the professional maid beside him.

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Several maids had already been numb after hearing what Levi said. This feeling was almost like a courier delivering a package to XXX. They came to the bosses with confused faces and heard them say, "Next, we will make the monthly salary of couriers exceed 30 million yuan," "Let the couriers collectively become leaders," "Let the leaders all call themselves couriers," "And build a courier city," and "And build a courier wonder on the moon!"

Isn't this nonsense?

"Bring me those clothes I designed...yes."

Everyone knows what medieval maids wore. After all, we have to follow the medieval principles. We can't say that stockings existed in the Middle Ages, and the chemical option has not been pointed out yet.

Several MILFs brought the excellent MILF outfits designed by Levi.

"what is this?"

"Maid costumes." Levi pointed at three costumes and said, "This is the winter version, which is a little longer. The skirt is three inches below the knee and has sleeves. This is the summer version, without sleeves, and the skirt is three inches above the knee. Oh, this is the hentai costume, you just take a look at it."

Levi pointed at three costumes. The only difference between the third one and the underwear was that it had less material than the underwear. "The apron and the hat decoration on the top of the head are the biggest features of the maid costume. The rest doesn't matter - what do you think?"

“…Except for the third one, the other two are so beautiful!”

"No, the second one is too revealing. The first one is better."

"Oh, the second one is just right!"

"These skirts look so beautiful with all these undulating pleats."

"These laces are amazing! Is this a dress? - But the apron in the front is too much of a bother."

"Yes, if you take away the apron and the headdress, isn't this a dress?"

It seems that everyone's response is good, so the first step has been taken - although it doesn't really matter whether this step is taken or not. It's like you can obviously pick up a gun and mount a horse, but you insist on touching it a little more. This is just for the sake of meaning.

"Starting tomorrow." Levi pointed at this and said, "From the queen to the maid, everyone is classified according to their level. They all wear this in formal occasions - of course, you can still wear it voluntarily in informal occasions."

"? Can I too?" xN, the dark elf was very excited, this thing was much more exciting than national costumes.

"Remember to wear long ones." Levi pointed to the most classic style beside him without hesitation: "The ruling class should dress more gorgeously than others! Not wear less!"

"Tsk!" This lousy queen will step down sooner or later.

"Everyone, go back and pack up. We will get our clothes ready for the new post tomorrow. The planning office here is 100 square meters. I will build a maid's palace."

The Palace of Versailles in France, covering an area of ​​110,000 square meters, is mostly green space and squares. It was built in the 16th century. It took almost 60 years from the purchase of the land to the official move-in. It is one of the top three magnificent palace complexes in Europe.

"!!!? What the hell?!" It's obvious that people in this era don't accept this kind of setting: "One hundred thousand square meters? You... you have money but nowhere to spend it?"

"Yes." Levi nodded and said, "You can go home and pack up. You can all move in in two months."

"?!?!What did you say?"

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What is superstition? -- After reading time-travel novels for ten years, you are more and more "willing" to believe that you can travel to another world and become a dragon Aotian after you die.

What is brainwashing? -- After reading time-travel novels for twenty years, you subconsciously "willing" to believe in time travel after death.

Even though I know all this is ridiculous, I am still willing to believe that it might be true. It doesn't cost money anyway, so I'll just believe it. As long as I don't end up in a world like Diablo or 40k after I die, it's better than Earth OL, right?

In any case, the combination of superstition and brainwashing can be said to be a perfect complementary relationship - for example, the maid.

If it weren't for Brother Tian's charisma being so maxed out, Levi would have wanted to create a maid cult. What's wrong? Isn't this a daily routine in CK3? As long as I'm devout enough in my original religion, I can create a new religion.

...I don't know what this concept is. Shouldn't it be that the lower the piety, the easier it is to convert privately? Or is it that in the eyes of foreigners, the value of "piety" is actually different from what we imagine.

"You finally got it?"

That night, Levi's mother came to visit, and it was obvious that this cheap old lady who had traveled through time was not very serious. It was even more obvious that Levi was no longer an ordinary devil. Satan had to tattoo him on his body - ah, silver tattoos.

"Uh…Lilith?"

Levi said this, the northern rings of humans are different, and the demons are even more different. When humans have completed a simple division of labor, gods and demons must also complete social division of labor according to the will of humans - except for dictators like God. Compared with God, the demons in Western monotheism have their own duties.

"Call me mom!" Actually, in CK2, it's [my lewd, crazy, and infatuated mother], but that's just too... obscene! Too dirty, I can't bear to watch it! What a mother's job, it's so disgusting! Bah, disgusting! "My dear child, I knew you were my perfect child - you really didn't let me down! Come on, embrace your demonic identity! Hiss!~ I want to be your true master."

"?"Wait a minute? "Uh

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, what happy things happened today? Come, sit down, I'll give you a massage. Make a pot of tea..."

This is how Levi used to treat the elderly.

"Pah!" Lilith's two-meter height was indeed useful. She slapped Levi's hand away: "Don't interrupt me here! You... um, why is half of your horn missing?"

Ah, it’s been so long since this happened, but it seems like the other party still doesn’t know about it.

"Huh? You just noticed?"

"Group: 543 I didn't notice it before... I only found out that your horn was broken when I got closer. What a pity, you were so handsome before? This..." Are you presbyopic? You look 59389 or years old, are your eyes already so old and blurry?

"No, nothing." Levi shook his head. It couldn't be called a punishment. "I accidentally knocked it off while walking. Anyway, what happened to you today? I don't want to reveal my identity as a devil..."

"Didn't you say you were going to openly build a palace full of adultery? It would be filled with maids..."

"? Uh... the latter part is correct, because it can bring a very strong bonus, and I don't know what to do with so much money except spending it." Levi thought for a while and said: "And the Maid Palace is the first phase of the project, and the Maid Temple is the second phase of the project, you..."

"It's all the same! To be honest, I don't even dare to think of such a ridiculous thing, and you actually dare to announce it to the world? - How about this, you worship me, and I will help you accomplish this great feat! - I will let believers from all over the world help you..."

You mustn't! With your followers like that? There's no point in talking to an Order camp like mine. Wouldn't it be better to kill one if one comes, and kill two if two come? "No, no, no, why would you use a butcher knife to kill a chicken? You can just watch from the side."

"...Come here, I'll show you the 'truth'."

"? Mom, what are you doing..." Before he finished speaking, Levi felt dizzy, of course, dizzy. "What are you doing~~~"

"? Why aren't you asleep?"

"Uh... your resistance is relatively high, right? If you want to sleep, you have to lie on the bed..."

"I can't sleep for a while!"

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Three hours later, I indeed fell into a sweet and deep sleep.

In her sleep, Lilith looked fine. This mother-son play was just a play, just like a suit actor protecting a suit V, everyone deceived themselves and got by. Otherwise, don't you think that most couples in the world deceive themselves like this?

The two-meter-tall queen gently held Levi's hand.

Now the dream is full of a feeling that is like reality, which is really a bit like Zhuangzi's dream of a butterfly. In an ancient cathedral, only the pale moonlight shines through the small window to illuminate everything under the moonlight. The surroundings seem to be full of corpses after a bloody battle. All the participants, men and women, angels and demons, are frozen into ice sculptures, all under the rumbling and broken dome in the distance. The powerful warriors, the fallen beasts, and even the angels with tainted wings seem to be immortal in the moment of death forever in these ice.

In the distance of the cathedral, on a raised platform was a familiar figure - Lilith.

"That's me, fighting in ancient times."

Whispering, Lilith's obsession. Completely in the black glory, twelve pairs of huge black flesh wings spread out behind her, broken chains hung from her wrists, and at her feet knelt a submissive, perhaps defeated angel. It seemed that everything was a remnant of the illusion at that time -

Whose ancestors didn't have wealth? But it was obvious that Lilith couldn't forget the little things she had experienced.

"This is the greatest cathedral in the world. It was built by an inhuman force at the beginning of chaos. It has existed since the early days of Catholic faith. I have told you countless times that the religious truths that others have instilled in you are all lies. Catholicism is a scam. Do you agree with this? It's time to make it public!"

Uh... I want to build the Maid Temple, not the Lilith Temple. But... if you like, it's not impossible to give it a name.

Build the Cathedral of Lilith!

220 You are not allowed to attend the silver party

When I am lost, it guides me in the direction of progress; when I am confused, it points out my true value; when I am slack, it spurs me forward! ——Money, this thing is really awesome! If it lets me go east, I dare not go west; if it lets me chase a duck, I dare not kill it just because!

In the future when material life is extremely abundant, it is just like that. Money can buy a lot of things, but in this world where material life is not so abundant... there are very few things that money can buy. What is even more unbearable is that there are few things, and the money is too much to paint! What can I do?

Let’s build a temple.

Anyway, the whole of Europe was extremely poor in the Middle Ages. After the Age of Discovery, the villains were rich and licked their stomachs. Spain used most of the looted gold to build temples and did not develop industry, so GG Smecta. Considering that Levi was not here to save the world, he did not want to promote the technological industrial revolution.

The main reason is that they gave too much!

The Maid Palace will be open to occupancy after the first phase of construction is completed. In fact, what's the big deal about being magnificent? Even if you are rich, you can only sleep on a bed in the Forbidden City, which covers hundreds of thousands of square meters. Even some rich people can't afford a single bed.

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And single room, have to sleep in the same big bed with a dozen beautiful girls every night. So how sad is the life of rich people?

You have millions of wealth, but you die with nothing in your hands. Money is something you can't bring with you when you are born, and you can't take with you when you die. That is to say, after death, some people are buried in mass graves, while others are left exposed in the wilderness; some are buried in pyramids, while others are buried in the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor. Everyone's ending is the same. Rich people still have to worry about tomb robbery every day. Wow, rich people are so pitiful.

By the way, Xia Lulu has lived a very happy life. Charlemagne of Earth OL is buried in Aachen Cathedral. And it is placed in a sarcophagus on the surface. Basically, you can understand that there are no burial objects, or you can understand that the entire church is filled with burial objects. Xia Lulu has lived a very clear life. Whether you will be robbed depends on the strength of the person who looks after your tomb. The royal power keeps changing, but the religious power is surprisingly unified. Even if the religious power changes, my bones have long become holy relics. It will definitely be protected together with the Aachen Cathedral - and it turned out to be so. But Xia Lulu probably wouldn't have imagined that the times would change after hundreds of years.

From the 12th century AD to the early 21st century, Xia Lulu's coffin was well preserved for nearly centuries. It was not until the early st century that archaeologists dug up Xia Lulu's body. There were no burial objects in the coffin, only a body of bones. You know what, it was well preserved. This is the only ancient person in FGO whose card face and body exist at the same time.

[Maid Palace (Level 0/3) Construction start-up capital 5000 gold coins

Construction time for the first phase: 7200 days.

Speed ​​up: Every 200 gold coins will speed up by 720 days.

【第一阶段奖励：所有女仆阶级好感度+20；所有女仆属性+1；国家收入+10%；——可以组建近卫军：女仆卫队（轻甲）；——你属于天主教秩序阵营，因为修建了这淫靡的宫殿。所有人对你的好感-10；教皇-20（每年回复3）；获得“一级欢愉宫殿”属性，近卫军人数上限+10000单位】

[Second stage rewards: +30 favorability of all maids; +2 attributes of all maids; +20% national income - you can form a guard: Maid Guards (heavy armor); +30% lifespan, +5 points of health, +1 attribute measurements to obtain the "second-level pleasure palace" attribute. When the monarch's spouse is a maid, there is a high probability that they will get rid of bad habits. Refresh once a month; the upper limit of the number of guards +20000. Monthly prestige (corruption) value +100, the probability of generating a new heir +75%. ]

【第三阶段奖励；女仆宫内所有人对你+20好感度，首都（雷恩）将会开始生产特产【家政服务】。如此淫靡的宫殿有违我基督教义，所有虔诚信徒对我们的好感-30，教宗本人-100。近卫军人数上限+30000；每年威望（堕落Qqun：543659389）值+200；新继承人产生几率+100%。君主获得【女仆双修】属性（堕落者则获得【女仆炉鼎属性】）。】

[Maid Dual Cultivation] attribute: All women you have relationships with will communicate with you physically and spiritually, slightly improving the all-round abilities of both parties.

...Actually, it doesn’t matter whether I enjoy it or not. The main thing is that I want to study the limits of human beings.

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People say that strange sights can bring disaster to a country.

But honestly speaking, without creating wonders, it would not be enough to shock the world.