The anime starts with opening the Kryptonian cheat

The terrifying upright ape always wants to pass the level without getting hurt, but if it is really hurt, the seal on its combat power will be immediately released and it will become violent in an instant!

Similarly, they are not mentally immune, but when they get sick, they are even more excited. Kasuga is undoubtedly the strongest!

Chapter 398: Xielixie: I choose the third way!

"Who said it's useless! I choose the third way!" He was so desperate that he got angry all over.

"Wow~~" Haruhi raised her eyebrows and smiled playfully.

"I choose the third way! I lie down! I lie on the ground and can't get up!" Xielixie completely disregarded his image and quickly fell to the ground, even rolling a few times.

Although all the guys who planned to confront Mo Ming were arrested and imprisoned, the data on Mo Ming's behavior analysis was still preserved. Among them, the most vivid memory was that Mo Ming had a slight mysophobia in his daily state!

So, at this time, as long as her pink-haired girl doesn't care about her face and rolls on the ground, she will be despised by Mo Ming in an instant.

As for Kasuga's personality, Xielixie is even more clear. If she turns into a mud monkey Xielixie, Kasuga will definitely dislike her even more.

"(.o_o)..." Haruhi fell silent as he watched Xilixi quickly transform from a small creature into a mud monkey.

This was a direction that Kasuga had never thought of!

"╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph!" Even though he was lying on the ground, without any composure and dignity, and even felt a bit ashamed of himself, Xielixie still let out a proud hum as if he had won the game.

At this moment, if Xielixie had a tail, it would definitely be raised to the sky!

"Pervert, what do you think?" Haruhi took two steps back in disgust and handed the problem to Mo Ming.

"Haruhi, my dear, your practice is not enough!" Mo Ming shook his head helplessly, "You are so disgusted with this. There is a lot of knowledge that you can't learn!"

"(.o_o)..." Haruhi rolled her eyes at Mo Ming with disdain.

If Mo Ming didn't quietly take a step back, Chunri would have believed his lies!

Sometimes, Haruhi couldn't help but admire a ruthless person like Mo Ming who could even deceive himself!

“(?Д?)Uh…” Seeing that it was Mo Ming’s turn again, Xielixie felt numb all over!

Especially when she saw Mo Ming's frivolous look as if he wanted to share new knowledge with Haruhi, Xielixi realized that she had been careless and actually forgot that men all prefer to save face even if it means suffering for the rest of their lives!

This is especially true for a guy like Mo Ming, who wants to show off in front of his wife!

At this moment, she felt that her chastity might be in danger!

“Alright, start crumbing!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“I’ll let Mary-chan assign you tasks in a moment.”

Mo Ming pretends to be very distressed, as if he has no way to do anything to you, making it seem as if his strategy of being disdainful is very effective.

In fact, only Mo Ming himself knows whether Xielixie's strategy is effective!

I don't know whether Xilixi believes it or not, but Kasuga definitely doesn't believe it!

“(⊙o⊙) Uh…” The crumbs that were originally numb and were about to roll around to pick up more dust suddenly became hard, even my fists became hard!

"What's wrong? Are you surprised?" Mo Ming gave a sly smile.

"If you had said so earlier, I wouldn't have rolled on the ground!" Xielixie quickly got up and gave Mo Ming a helpless look. "Since you had planned this long ago, why didn't you tell me? And you made me get covered in mud. Do you know that this is too much for a lady? "

"That's right!" Haruhi nodded in agreement, as if the person who had just joined in bullying Xielixius was not her, but someone else.

"I've always wanted to tell you!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭ "It's just that you've been resisting, and I don't have any good solution! There's no good solution, so I can only think of a way to make you willing to listen to me!"

Yeah, that’s right, Mo Ming just wanted Xilixi to listen to him, he didn’t want to play anything special.

"I don't care! It's your fault anyway!" Her arrogant nature tried to show up, but her intuition made her swallow the rest of her words.

"That's right! It's such a simple matter, but you have to make it so complicated! It must be your fault!" Haruhi tried to fan the flames, "What a jerk! I think this guy is coveting your beauty!"

"Eight... ahem! Anyway, that's it!" The emotionally provoked Xilixi almost did three consecutive Kugimiya curses, fortunately her intuition forcibly suppressed the impulse!

Although it can be seen from Mo Ming that he became very serious directly, rolling on the ground and turning into a mud monkey, this trick is very effective, but Xielixie's intuition tells her that this will only be effective when Mo Ming is not stimulated. If he is stimulated, it is hard to say.

As for the evidence?

Xielixie never talks about evidence, she only believes in her intuition!

"Okay, I'll go arrange some work for Mary-chan, you two can chat slowly!" Mo Ming waved his hand, and without waiting for the two to react, he instantly hid aside, took out his seldom-used cell phone, and started calling Mary-chan.

“(.o_o)…”*2

At this moment, Haruhi and Xilixi were both speechless.

"ChipliChip..." Kasuga(;￢＿￢)

"What's wrong? Stupid Haruhi!"

"Who did you learn this rolling on the ground trick from?" Haruhi asked curiously, "What's the principle behind it?"

"I learned it from the Butei Files." Xilixi answered absentmindedly, "The principle is that he would wipe the chair before sitting down."

"!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノIsn't this the same for everyone?" Kasuga looked at Xilixi in shock, "This is obviously a very common thing!"

"Hehe..." The corners of Xielixie's mouth twitched stiffly twice.

"You're such a scumbag! You've actually learned to be sarcastic!" The angry Kasuga directly attacked the scumbag's face - pulling his face!

"It's obviously you, the idiot Haruhi, who has changed! You think it's normal because you've changed, idiot!" The unconvinced Xilixi tried to fight back, but unfortunately his arms were not as long as Haruhi's, so he could only turn his grief and anger into complaints in the end.

"Really? Is that so?" Feeling that the punishment for face pulling was enough, Haruhi let go of her hand and looked at Xilixi with a silly look on her face.

"That's it!" The one who was let go covered his red face pitifully and glared at Haruhi angrily.

"Is this really the case?" Haruhi thought that Xunlixun was talking nonsense, "Isn't it always like this for everyone?"

"Nonsense! That's definitely not the case!" Xielixie roared loudly, "Before, that stupid Chun** acted like a boy, not caring whether the floor was clean or not, she just sat on it with her butt!"

"That's impossible..." Haruhi (﹁"﹁) "How unhygienic it is! It's easy to get sick!"

"(;￢＿￢)..." Xilixi didn't want to talk to Chunri and gave her a look, letting her understand it herself!

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Haruhi waved her hand, refusing to acknowledge such a ridiculous fact!

"How could a beautiful woman like me do something that would damage my image!" Haruhi (▼⊿▼) "Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"You idiot, look at this! So many people have touched the seats outside, I don't know how many bacteria they are contaminated with! Maybe some sick people have even contaminated them with viruses! How could a beautiful lady like me who pays attention to hygiene sit on them in a short skirt?" Kasuga continued to deny, "Just think about it and you know it's impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"I've never seen you go out in a short skirt!" Xilixi ignored Haruhi's chattering and started making complaints in her mind that were inconsistent with her tsundere personality.

"And you haven't always had mysophobia, it's only recently!" Xielixie complained in his heart for the second time.

Chapter 399 (▼⊿▼) Two noobs, both newbies and playful!

"You idiot, are you saying bad things about me?"

Because Xilixi didn't say anything, the excited Haruhi soon realized that she looked like she was possessed by Xianyu Kyoshi.

And usually, whenever Kyoshi looks like this, he is saying something bad about Suzumiya Haruhi!

It must be said that wherever Haruhi is present, as long as the number of people is greater than or equal to two, no matter what the other person's personality is, there will always be someone responsible for complaining.

This is the law that Haruhi Suzumiya will be criticized, which is called the Suzumiya Law for short!

"I didn't! I didn't complain that you have recently developed mysophobia!" The one whose mind was read loudly defended himself.

"Well~~ Although what you said is true, but... (*￣︶￣)Xiusili, people always have to grow up!" Haruhi patted Xielixi's shoulder with a proud look and said with a smile, "I am already a great beauty at the level of a national goddess. For the beautiful expectations of thousands of beautiful girls, I have to pay attention to my own image!"

“(.o_o)…”

"I can't help it! Sometimes being too charming is a sin!" Haruhi ╮(╯▽╰)╭ "A sloppy little brat like you, Xilixi, can never experience this kind of feeling!"

"(;￢＿￢)..." Xielixie glanced at Mo Ming awkwardly. In her memory, although Suzumiya Haruhi was also very narcissistic, she was not as narcissistic as she is now, so it must be Mo Ming who led her astray!

"Besides, you know what, you're a jerk?" Haruhi (???)?

"I don't know! I don't know anything!! I don't want to know!!!" Looking at Kasuga's evil and contemptuous smile that she copied from somewhere, Xilixi felt her hair stand on end. Her intuition told her that she must not listen to what Kasuga said next! There was no going back after listening to it!

"Since you don't know, I'll explain it to you! (???)? Hehe~~" Haruhi smiled happily.

Now, Haruhi finally understood why Mo Ming liked to tease Risa-chan!

Just like now, the more Xilixi resists, the more she wants to bully her!

"Sure enough, it feels so good to bully tsunderes!" Haruhi's heart was filled with joy!

"("＞＜)" I don't want to listen! I don't want to listen!! I don't want to listen!!!" Xielixie cosplays as Mio-chan.

"Shit, you know what?" Haruhi (???)?

"I don't know! I don't want to know!"

"The piece of land where you just rolled is visited by many people every day!"

"("＞＜)" I won't listen!"

"Those people may have just come out of the toilet, and before coming out, they may have stepped on the smelly liquid or solid matter in the toilet!"

“(”＞＜)” I can’t hear you! I can’t hear you!! I can’t hear you!!!”

"Those liquids or solids will pollute the dust where you just rolled. As long as there is no human realm, it may even stay for an infinite time, and you!"

"ヽ(＃`Д?)ノstop talking!" Xilixi roared loudly, trying to stop Kasuga's speech, while also trying to stop the picture forming in his mind.

"That's right! My friend! Xilixi-san! It's just as you imagined! They may have already stained your clothes!" Haruhi smiled particularly evilly, "You can even smell it if you lower your head!"

"Σ(っ°Д°;)っ" Danlidan's pupils trembled!

"Xie Lixie, you may not know this!" Haruhi (???)? "When people smell something, the particles carrying the smell may have already entered your stomach!"

"(?Д?)ノ" With his pupils trembling, Xilixi froze in place instantly!

Because she seemed to smell the smell of dust!

And according to Haruhi, once you smell the odor, the dust will enter your stomach!

Furthermore, because the dust is mixed with urine particles and feces particles, this is almost like her eating shit! ?

"vomit--"

In just a moment, Xieli Xie collapsed!

"Young people nowadays really have poor tolerance!" Haruhi╮(╯▽╰)╭"I haven't even mentioned the various strange viruses and bacteria that may be mixed in the dust on the ground!"

"Why did Xilixi vomit?" Mo Ming, who had just finished assigning tasks to Mari-chan, asked Haruhi curiously, "Did you reach out and grab her throat?"

"No!" Chunri rolled her eyes at Mo Ming, "Am I that kind of person?"

"Isn't it?" Mo Ming (O_o)??

"Of course not!"

“(╯▽╰)Okay!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“So how did Xielixie become like this?”

"I just told her that the floor was not clean, and the dust on her body was of complex composition, and there might be fecal particles!" Haruhi┓(??`)┏"I didn't expect that Xielixi's psychological endurance was so poor that she vomited just like that! It's so lame!"

"Indeed!" Mo Ming nodded in agreement with Haruhi's statement.

"Is that so?" Haruhi smiled happily.

“Yeah!” Mo Ming continued to nod. “I remember that people here can drink water from the toilet without changing their expressions! You scumbag vomited like this, how weak!”

"!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ嘶! How could someone be able to do such a thing? It's simply too horrible!" Kasuga was shocked!

Although Kasuga knew that people in the Sakura region were quite extravagant, she had never imagined that they could spend to this extent. It was simply unbelievable!

“Yeah!” Mo Ming nodded. “It seems to be a female official here, maybe the postal minister or something? When she was young, she cleaned toilets in a hotel, and later became a manager. When she was training new employees, she filled a cup of water in the toilet she had just cleaned, and drank it on the spot!”

"The picture is out! Stop talking!! If you continue, I'm afraid I'll go over to be an idiot!" Before his brain could render the horrifying picture, Chunri decisively interrupted Mo Ming's poisonous chicken soup.

"This is just the beginning." Mo Ming┓(??`)┏"If you knew that the upper class people here like to eat shit together, you would vomit on the spot!"

"Ugh——" Haruhi vomited on the spot!

"ε=(?ο｀*)))Alas...you just don't have enough experience!" Mo Ming was helpless and all he could do now was to gently pat Haruhi's back to make her vomit more comfortably!

"Stop talking! Ugh—"

"(╯▽╰)Okay okay~ Whatever you say~" Mo Ming helped Haruhi smooth her back while using magic to purify the air.

"What! Stupid Haruhi, you're not much better! Ugh..." Xielixie had just recovered a little and was about to taunt Haruhi, but he had just said a word when he smelled vomit. He squatted back on the spot and continued to vomit.

“(▼⊿▼) Two noobs, both newbies and playful!” Mo Ming┓(??`)┏ launched a ruthless taunt.

"Shut up! Do you think everyone is as perverted as you?!"*2