Chapter 400 These two bitches are so bad!
Although it was the vomit of a beautiful woman, even a pervert like Mo Ming would still be disgusted by it. So while patting Haruhi on the back, Mo Ming also started to use cleaning techniques on the two piles of colorful mosaics.
I don’t know if it was because Mo Ming’s comfort was effective, or because the air became fresher after the magical cleansing, but the two of them soon stopped vomiting.
"Drink some water and wipe your mouth." Mo Ming handed Chunri a handkerchief and purified water.
"I want one too!" Xielixie, trying hard to suppress his arrogant personality, made the request with envy in his eyes.
"(O_o) Hmm?" Mo Ming and Chun Ri both tilted their heads and looked at Xili Xi.
"What...what's wrong?" Because of being stared at, Xielixie was under so much pressure that he couldn't even speak clearly. He looked like a frightened little white rabbit huddled in a corner.
"At this time, shouldn't you say..." Mo Ming (???)?
"That's not what I want, you gave it to me anyway!" Haruhi╭(╯^╰)╮
"Since you've already taken it out..." Mo Ming (???)?
"I accepted it with reluctance!" Haruhi o(?^`)o
"It's not because I need..." Mo Ming (???)?
"I just can't stand seeing you looking so pitiful!"
"Baga! Hentai! No way to win!!"*3
Mo Mingヽ(???)メ(???)ノ春日
“o(▼皿▼メ;)o ah!!!!”
Although every word between Mo Ming and Chun Ri touched her heart, she couldn't be happy at all! Not only was she not happy, but she was also extremely angry!
These two bitches! They are so evil! ! ! They make me so angry! ! !
If I wasn't afraid that the two of them would continue, Xilixi would have shouted out the above words in my heart!
"Okay, okay~ Don't be angry~ Drink some water to cool down~" Chunri handed the water in her hand to Xielixie, and tried to comfort Xielixie with her super stiff head pat.
"╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph!" Because she was such a scumbag, she became arrogant at this moment.
Mo Ming promptly used the cleaning technique on Chunri and Xielixie, especially Xielixie, who was the focus of attention.
That’s right! Just as Xielixie said, Mo Ming has a mild mysophobia. It doesn’t usually occur, but if someone reminds him, it will occur on the spot.
However, this can’t be blamed on Mo Ming!
If it was just him in the past, he could still selectively ignore it, but now he is a super Kryptonian warrior. He has all the skills that Superman can do! He also has the skills that Superman can't do!
Among them, the most unfriendly to Mo Ming are the super series of skills.
In daily life, Mo Ming would actively block the feedback of these super powers, commonly known as sealing.
However, in order to ensure his combat effectiveness, Mo Ming's seal on his ability is actually not strong. As long as he concentrates a little, he can activate his ability.
So, when Haruhi was teasing Xielixie just now, she also attracted Mo Ming's attention. With the help of her super vision, she could clearly see all kinds of bacteria and garbage on Xielixie's body.
Isn’t this the case? My mysophobia has come on all of a sudden.
Because of his mysophobia, Mo Ming naturally felt disgusted by all the crumbs!
Otherwise, Xielixie would not be able to deal with Mo Ming just by rolling on the ground.
"Beep, beep, beep..." Xieli Xie, who was still being arrogant, suddenly heard a cell phone ringing in the pocket of her pleated skirt.
Xilixi reached out and took out a pink cell phone.
"Moss, this is Xilixi... Ugh! No! This is Aria!"
Just after saying this, Xielixie broke down! The whole person instantly turned into pink Xielixie.
"Okay, Aria, here is an urgent commission that requires the participation of all martial arts detectives. Please gather in the designated operations room as soon as possible!" A more capable girl's voice came from the other end of the line.
"Okay! I got it, I'll be there soon!" Although Xielixie was embarrassed, he still responded very quickly!
"Okay! The order has been delivered. I wish you good luck in military affairs!"
“Beep—beep—”
Haruhi, who was watching the operation of Xieli Xie, quietly came to Mo Ming, poked the soft flesh on Mo Ming's waist, and asked in a low voice: "Pervert, is Mary-chan's movement so fast?"
In Haruhi's eyes, Mari-chan is a silly and cute loli who is loved by everyone and flowers bloom for her. Besides liking to fake cry and act cute, and being a little bit dark and suicidal, her biggest characteristic is that she likes to stick to Mo Ming. Especially her style of being first in talking but last in action, which makes people very impressed!
How did this silly and cute loli, who is obviously a maid but can't even cook as well as Mo Ming, become so powerful in her ability to move?
This is really incredible!
So, Kasuga was very curious!
I'm so curious that it feels like I'm possessed by Chitanda!
"Don't be fooled by Mary-chan's silly and cute appearance. She is actually a perfect maid!" Mo Ming (* ̄︶ ̄)
"(;¬_¬)..." Haruhi didn't believe Mo Ming's evaluation of Mary-chan at all. She gave him a silent look and let him experience it himself!
As for Mo Ming's praise and comments about Mary-chan, Haruhi didn't believe a word of it!
Everyone in the family, who doesn’t know how much Mo Ming loves Mary-chan?
"Eh~~Wife, you can't do that!" Mo Ming (﹁“﹁) "As an LSP, your manners are not good enough!"
"Why can't I do it? Is it because I don't have enough manners?" Haruhi glared at Mo Ming in dissatisfaction.
"Let me ask you, how do you describe someone's words as unpleasant to the ear?" Mo Ming (* ̄︶ ̄)
"You have a foul mouth!" Suzumiya, the Chinese class representative, Haruhi answered immediately.
"What if it's a cute creature?" Mo Ming continued to ask.
"Venomous tongue!" Suzumiya, the Chinese class representative, Haruhi answered again in seconds.
"Then here comes the question!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭"May I ask the Chinese class representative, Suzumiya Haruhi!"
"Hi!" Haruhi stood up straight.
“Question 1: Is a sharp tongue a cute thing in the second dimension?”
"Yes!"
"Question 2: If an ugly boy spews shit at you, how would you deal with him?"
"Pour cement and sink Tokyo Bay!"
"What if a cute little girl with a nice voice is mean to you? How will you respond, Chinese class representative Haruhi Suzumiya?"
"This..." Haruhi fell silent.
That’s right, they are all foul-mouthed, ugly ghosts, and even ordinary people. They are just spewing shit, which is a heinous crime that is unforgivable. They will be thrown into hell on the spot and will never be reincarnated!
But when it comes to cute things, they are totally cute! They are a symbol of personality!
"So, Kasuga, take another look at this beautiful and lovely Mary-chan. Don't you think she is a perfect maid?" Mo Ming (* ̄︶ ̄)
"I don't think so! I don't think so at all!" Haruhi pouted and replied sourly, "She's not my maid, why should I feel that way!"
“(* ̄︶ ̄)” At this time, Mo Ming felt that there was something saying that was quite true – just smile!
"Damn it! Why isn't Mari-chan my exclusive personal maid?" Haruhi was envious and jealous!
“(* ̄︶ ̄)Why? Why do you say that?” Mo Ming was so proud that he couldn’t even suppress the curling of the corners of his mouth!
"(〃>皿<)Damn it!" Haruhi's eyes turned red with envy!
"~(* ̄︶ ̄)~"
Chapter 401: A Riko Jumps Out of the Bushes
"╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph! Xielixi, let's go! Let's ignore this pervert!" Envy, jealousy and hatred reached their extreme, but Chunri calmed down instead. She grabbed Xielixi and was ready to leave Mo Ming behind.
"(?⊙ω⊙`) Eh!?" Xielixie was confused, "Stupid Haruhi, where are you taking me?"
"Of course we're going to your gathering point!" Haruhi rolled her eyes helplessly, "Don't you think this guy showing off his maid is annoying?"
"It's quite annoying..."
"Is that so? You think it's annoying too!" Haruhi (▼⊿▼)
"(;¬_¬)..." There was silence.
"Hey! Don't run so fast, wait for me!" Mo Ming (?????)
"No wait! Get lost! Don't follow me!"Haruhi (▼⊿▼) "I don't want to see you now!"
"Then what should I do?" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭
"You have so many harems, go find your harem!" Haruhi (▼⊿▼)
"Good idea!" Mo Ming (???)?
"╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph!" Haruhi snorted proudly, pulling Xilixi with her, and walked towards the Butei teaching building with heavy steps.
"ε=(?ο`*))) Alas... As expected, if I follow Haruhi, I will never be able to eat enough!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭"It seems unrealistic to go back to Tsumugi-chan and the others to ask for a lap pillow now. Who knows, when I'm so happy that I'm in a daze, Haruhi might pull me to work again!"
"As for the Butei, it seems that we don't have many acquaintances. Why don't we go find Mamiya Akari to play with?" Mo Ming remembered that Mamiya Akari was Xieli Xie's junior, but Xieli Xie is only in the first year of high school now and doesn't even have a partner. Mamiya Akari should still be a ninja JC, and she might not even know where her harem is.
Among the concubines of Mamiya Akari, Mo Ming prefers Sasaki Shino and Shima Kirin, especially Shima Kirin, who is from the Seduction Department... ahem! The Special Investigation Research Department!
Okay~
In fact, in Mo Ming's opinion, Shima Kirin and Mine Riko are just like the witch at the Lion King Matchmaking Agency next door, who are playing the game of seduction!
Being cute is also a kind of seduction!
"Lord Mo Ming! Help!"
Just when Mo Ming was about to look for Mamiya Akari, a cute creature jumped out from the bushes next to him and hugged his thighs tightly.
When being hugged by this cute creature, even if you are as hard as Mo Ming, you can still feel its softness.
Mine Riko Robin is 147cm tall and is a black-bellied big-breasted blonde loli with twin ponytails!
"What? It's Riko! I was so excited for a second!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭"I thought it was Ai Li!"
"Lord Mo Ming, if you like, I can also be Ai Li's! (?ω?)" Riko, who clung tightly to Mo Ming's thighs and was unwilling to let go, made an immediate decision and expressed her determination.
As for who Ellie is and what kind of person is she?
Riko doesn't care!
Riko doesn't even care about Robin IV or family honor!
What she was pursuing was not to prove that she was stronger than Aria, or that Robin was stronger than Sherlock Holmes, but to escape from the clutches of a certain demon!
As an S-rank martial arts detective who wields both swords and guns, Riko is naturally qualified to review Mo Mingming's information.
Compared to the tsundere Xilixi, the black-bellied Riko is obviously more thoughtful, so she sneaked into Mo Ming's school early on to collect information about Mo Ming.
Riko, who has access to more information than the Butei Database, naturally knows the information that Mo Ming did not conceal, such as the crucial information that could help her escape - the Sun God!
Shit vampires! Shit vampire werewolves! Stupid Dracula! In front of the sun god, all of them are scum!
Unlike Xieli Xie who fights with intuition, Riko, as a persecuted weakling who has always been in a weak position and has been trying to turn things around, is a brain eater! She has already read the script!
The damn Yi You persecuted her, wasn't it just to add a whetstone for Xie Li Xie's growth?
If she had no choice, Riko wouldn't mind playing a crazy Riko with Stockholm syndrome, cooperating with the bastards who persecuted her, and doing her best to play this silly role.
But it’s different now!
With better options, Riko doesn't mind walking on the sunny road and living the happy life she wants!
Even if it means selling herself to Mo Ming, she will do it at all costs!
As for whether joining Mo Ming can send all those bastards to hell?
Isn't this nonsense? Of course it's possible!
Now Riko’s problem is whether she can successfully join Mo Ming!
And with Mari-chan's assurance, Riko never doubted whether she could successfully join Mo Ming!
“Damn vampire! Damn vampire werewolf! Stupid Dracula! Fuck you! I don’t want to play anymore! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻” Riko hugged Mo Ming’s thighs pitifully, but she was already smiling in her heart!
With Mari-chan's assurance, Riko feels like she has grasped her future!
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