Chapter 396: You don’t miss your mother either…

"Xie Li Xie, why don't you play the rush and instead hide in the bushes and play sixth?" Looking at Xie Li Xie with the leaves on his head blowing up, Haruhi was very curious, or should we say that she had no awareness of being a nuisance at all.

"I'm not a jerk! Idiot Haruhi, I have a nice name like Aria!" Although he didn't know why Haruhi pretended not to know Mo Ming, Xielixi, who lived by his intuition, still naturally connected with Haruhi's topic.

It perfectly illustrates what it means to have no acting skills and be full of desire to survive!

"Hi~hi~~" Haruhi waved his hands nonchalantly, "So why did you change your job and become the sixth in command in the bushes?"

"I didn't change my job to become the sixth one, I just fell asleep accidentally!" Because he is a tsundere, the lying Xielixie instantly turned into a pink little cutie!

Looking at Xielixie who instantly blushed so much that she could cosplay as Mio-chan, Mo Ming shook his head helplessly and helped cancel the merits that had been deducted from her.

Although Haruhi has no self-awareness, she is indeed a great god, and if you lie to her, no matter what the reason is, your merits will be deducted.

Normally, as long as Mo Ming is around Kasuga, he will choose to help Kasuga cancel these "fines" that are unimportant to Kasuga.

"Falling asleep? You're so cute, you're so adorable!" Kasuga looked down upon a certain loli who was so hot and smoking from lying.

They had just messaged each other, how could they have fallen asleep in such a short while?

So when Haruhi saw Xielixie getting hot because of the lie, her suspicion turned into certainty. She was sure that Xielixie wanted to avoid her!

This is outrageous! Who is she, Haruhi Suzumiya?

From childhood to adulthood, no one can fail to give her face!

She, Haruki Suzumiya, took note of this account!

When I have time, I will catch this crumb and make it untouchable!

"I'm not cute! Not cute at all! Stupid Haruhi, I'm Aria, the dual-gun, dual-blade wielder, an armed detective, an intimidator, not cute!" Even though he was being tsundere, it seemed that Xieli Xie didn't really deny Haruhi's compliment, but was rather indulging in it.

After all, as one of the N-moe members of Kugimiya, Xilixi has their common problem - narcissism.

"Idiot Xielixie! I didn't praise you for being cute! Don't you understand what I'm saying?" The speechless Haruhi gave Xielixie a sugar-roasted chestnut!

"Yidayo——" After being hit on the head, Xielixie used the unique skill of the Hongmeng Pavilion next door - holding his head and crouching to defend!

It's not that Xielixie doesn't want to follow his nature and shoot into the air, shouting to make a hole, but he's been used to being bullied by Haruhi, so he doesn't dare to be arrogant at all!

"Forget it, you're just a piece of shit with a low IQ, and I don't expect you to understand what I'm saying in a sarcastic way! Now let's talk about today's topic!" After knocking on the shit, Haruhi sighed and chose to let the shit go for the time being.

"What's today's topic?" Xielixie looked at Haruhi in confusion.

"It's about your dear mother being sentenced again!" Haruhi sighed helplessly, "If there's nothing else, who would want to come to you, a scumbag!"

"Mom was wronged!" When Xilixi mentioned his mother, he jumped up and down as if he was pricked by a needle.

"Hey~ Hey~ The whole world knows that your mother was wrongly accused!" Haruhi╮(╯▽╰)╭"After all, looking at your silly look, I know your mother is not a smart person. How could she have committed so many serious crimes?"

"ヽ(#`Д?)ノ idiot Haruhi! You're the fool!" Shit-Li-Shit was so angry that he flew off the ground with all his limbs flailing. "I got S-rank in all the liberal arts exams! I'm a super talented S-rank armed detective!"

"Hi~Hi~~" Haruhi waved her hand nonchalantly, not caring at all about the anger gushing out from her.

As for the thing about Xielixie saying that he had good test scores, I can only say that those who understand will understand!

For academic geniuses, they get full marks simply because the final score of the test paper is full marks, not because they can only get full marks!

Kasuga is undoubtedly a genius student, while Xilixi is the kind of guy who has to try his best to get full marks.

Seeing Haruhi's perfunctory attitude, Xilixi was about to jump up and protest on the spot.

but……

"Okay, Xilixi, stop arguing. I really have something important to discuss with you this time!" When Haruhi saw that Xilixi was about to make a big fuss again, she immediately interrupted her spell.

"╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph! Tell me what's going on, I'm really busy!" Although it was very uncomfortable to be interrupted while casting a spell, Haruhi had said that it was serious business, so it wasn't that she couldn't calm down and listen - her intuition told her that Haruhi might be able to help her.

"According to reliable information, we found that this biochemical crisis may be related to a certain city in Tokyo, so I need you to organize a large-scale detective operation and conduct a comprehensive investigation of a certain city in Tokyo!" Kasuga said to Xilixi seriously.

"o((⊙﹏⊙))o..." Xilixi looked at Haruhi in bewilderment.

"What's wrong?" Haruhi looked at the confused Xilixi in confusion, not knowing why she looked so silly.

"Ms. Haruhi Suzumiya!"

"Ok?"

"The mission commission needs to be officially filed by the Military Investigation Agency!" Xielixie sighed helplessly, "The commission you give verbally to an individual is invalid."

Generally speaking, the Butei has great power, so not everyone can assign tasks to the Butei.

"Pervert, what do you think?" Haruhi looked up at Mo Ming.

Faced with this situation, Haruhi's choice was to leave the problem to Mo Ming to solve.

"Don't worry, leave it to me!" Mo Ming nodded to Chunri, gave her a reassuring look, and then came to Xielixie.

"What do you want to do?" Seeing Mo Ming walking towards him step by step, Xilixi was so scared that he took two steps back unconsciously.

"You are such a jerk. You don't want your mother to spend her whole life in jail, do you?" Mo Ming (???)?

"You...what do you want?" Because his weak spot was caught, Xilixi instantly became limp.

Why did she want to solve the case so desperately? Wasn't it to clear her mother's name?

Now Mo Ming asked her a question like in some movies, and she instantly understood the feelings of the ladies who were asked this question!

"Of course..." Mo Ming showed an evil smile and stretched out his evil claws towards Xielixie.

"I..." Looking at Mo Ming's right hand stretched out like a villain in the movie, her pupils trembled. The little angel and little devil in her mind fought each other. For a moment, she even forgot to dodge.

"Go away!" Seeing that Xielixie was about to fall into Mo Ming's clutches, Chunri stepped forward decisively and pushed Mo Ming away.

What did you say before?

Kugimiya is very cute, but being a scumbag is not allowed!

"Haruhi, you were the one who told me to leave it to me!" Mo Ming, who was pushed down by Haruhi, lay directly on the ground, looking at Haruhi with resentment on his face, just like Sawako when her true identity was revealed.

"Shut up!" Kasuga ヽ(#`Д?)ノ┌┛〃Mo Ming, "If you keep talking, I'll beat you up!"

“o(╥﹏╥)oCrying…” Mo Ming pretended to cry.

“(.o_o)…”*2

At that second, both Haruhi and Xilixi felt that the world before their eyes was distorted, and they were unable to speak!

Because the scene was too eye-catching!

Chapter 397: You’re such a jerk, you don’t want to...right?

"Ahem! Just like this pervert said, you scumbag, you don't want your mother to go to jail for the rest of her life, do you?" Haruhi coughed twice to ease the atmosphere a little, and then chose to go ahead herself!

"I..." Xieli Xie looked at Haruhi with a troubled expression.

Because this is her weakness! No matter who says this, the power is the same!

"(???)? Hehe!" Haruhi gave the same wicked smile as Mo Ming!

"But..." Xielixie was extremely conflicted.

The power of the military detective sounds very impressive. For example, when a case such as a terrorist attack occurs, the military detective can even directly obtain the highest command authority on the scene.

This may sound very impressive at first glance, but as long as the problem is not solved, they will be immediately bombarded by the mud bombardment, and a group of people who envy the Butei power will jump out and say that they are wasting taxpayers' money.

Therefore, for the overall interests of the Butei group, Butei needs to follow strict procedures when they go out, otherwise they will face the situation of being blamed!

Being a scumbag, he is naturally unwilling to be blamed by others!

Not only does she not want to be blamed by others, she even wants to make a non-stick pan!

From this we can see that if Kasuga wants to entrust a task privately, Xielixie will never accept it, even if the task is related to her mother, she will not accept it!

However, once she finds her partner, she will act on her own, but she will absolutely not accept commissions from anyone.

"You are such a jerk, you are so afraid of everything, it's absolutely not okay!" Kasuga (▼⊿▼) "If your mother sees you like this, she will cry in prison!"

"I..." Xielixie felt like his heart was stabbed.

"Holmes will also cry in hell!" Kasuga continued to finish off the opponent.

"ヽ(#`Д?)ノgreat-grandfather will never go to hell!" Xilixi was instantly resurrected with full health and let out a thunderous roar.

"Oh~~"

She was anxious! She was anxious!

Haruhi showed a smile that was becoming increasingly wicked.

"乂(?Д?三?Д?)乂" Xielixie felt very panicked, because her intuition told her that there were dangers everywhere around her, and her chastity might be in danger!

"Dear Xilixi, you don't want your beloved great-grandfather to go to hell, do you?" Haruhi approached, lifted Xili's chin with one hand, and said something in a naughty way that was inconsistent with her personality.

"Stupid Haruhi, what do you want to do?" Although Haruhi looks bad, because she is a girl, in the eyes of the idiots, her behavior is not as intimidating as her lines.

"Did you see that pervert over there?" Seeing that Xielixie was not nervous at all, Chunri instantly knew that her image did not match the situation, so she immediately directed Xielixie's attention to Mo Ming.

“I saw it…” Even though Mo Ming is always smiling, no matter how many times he sees it, Xielixie can’t forget the fact that Mo Ming is a super dangerous person!

After all, she herself knew about the good things Mo Ming had done - because someone had suggested that the martial arts detective arrest Mo Ming.

Needless to say, she was arrested for crimes against humanity and taken to be a cellmate with Xielixie's mother!

However, it is also because of this that the Wuzhen Database has all the information on Mo Mingming.

It was precisely because she knew the information on Mo Mingming's face that Xilixi didn't dare to resist Chunri. Normally, if Chunri forced her like this, she would have jumped up and shouted for a hole to be opened!

"(* ̄︶ ̄) I'm glad you saw it!" Haruhi smiled.

"And then?" Xilixi looked at Kasuga in confusion, because she couldn't figure out what Kasuga wanted to say.

Yes, Xilixi's liberal arts grades are S, but she is really not good at reasoning.

"Not only does he know people from the underworld and hell, he can even get them to do things for him!" Haruhi (???)? "You're just a piece of shit. You should understand the rest, right?"

"What do I need to understand? I know nothing!" The corners of Xielixie's mouth twitched, and she didn't dare to look at Chunri while lying.

"Heh~ You are such a naughty kid!" Haruhi (▼⊿▼) "It seems that if I don't show you some color, you won't know why the flowers are so red!"

"Stupid Haruhi, what do you want to do? I'm warning you, don't do anything rash!"

"What do I want to do? Of course I want to do what I want to do!" Haruhi slammed Xilixibi against the tree trunk, "Warning? If warnings were useful, the FBI would have dominated the world long ago!"

Faced with Haruhi's wall-dong, Xilixi wants to escape, but she can't because Haruhi has an absolute advantage in both strength and physical strength. Xilixi's only way out is to use her not-so-excellent brain and seek support.

Soon, Xielixie's eyes met Mo Ming's eyes full of evil amusement.

At that second, my mind was filled with thousands of thoughts!

At that moment, a blessing came to my heart!

At that second, the image of the ring on Haruhi's hand, the same one as Mo Ming's, flashed through Xilixi's mind, and he remembered the fact that he had been keeping in mind but had never reacted to.

"Stupid Haruhi, your husband is watching you. Are you sure it's okay for you to do this?" Xilixi took the initiative and showed the same evil smile as Haruhi.

"Of course there's no problem!" Kasuga (^_–)☆ "Although it's annoying that the pervert often has his eyes on my harem, he's still very tolerant of beautiful girls!"

“(OдO;)…” Xilixi, who originally thought she had taken the initiative, had her smug expression frozen in an instant. She turned her neck clacking like a rusty robot and looked at Mo Ming in shock.

"(^-^)V" Mo Ming made a victory gesture to Xilixi, expressing his support for Kasuga.

"(.o_o)..." This scene really broadened Xielixie's horizons, so much so that his mouth, which had been wide open in shock, finally closed quietly.

"Hehe! You idiot, you should know what to do now, right?" Haruhi (???) said, "Now, there are two paths in front of you."

"(.o_o)..." Not being able to resist or refute, Xilixi chose to remain silent for the time being and listen to what Haruhi had to say.

"Either you obey us obediently, or you watch your great-grandfather being thrown into the eighteen levels of hell, tortured and never reincarnated!" Chunri smiled extremely evilly, "Come and make your choice, my dear scumbag~~"

"Can I choose the third way?" Xielixie, who obviously didn't want to choose either of the two ways, tentatively put forward his own opinion.

"Wow~~ So you want to go to war with us~" Haruhi laughed even more happily.

"I'm not! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense!"

"Baga! Hentai!! No way to win!!!"

The jerk first did a three-in-a-row denial, and then did a three-in-a-row Kugimiya, trying to make Haruhi cute.

"Hohoho~~ You are such a jerk, I have already seen through your true self!" Haruhi (* ̄︶ ̄) "Your resistance is doomed to be in vain!"

After Mo Ming's reminder, Kasuga had already discovered the fact that Moetora was one of Kugimiya's N Moe. By brushing up her resistance, although she was not completely immune to Kugimiya's disease, the toxicity was greatly reduced so that she would not lose her ability to move right away. She even became more excited because of this!

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