“(╯▽╰)Okay~” Mo Ming spread his hands helplessly, opened a portal, and then used a head-patting move on Lei Zi, and said to her with a smile: “Lei Zi, remember to pick out a few more nice swimsuits later, and I’ll take you for a night swim tonight!”

“(○` 3′○)嗯~~” Lei Zi pouted her lips, not knowing whether she was pouting or dissatisfied. However, one thing was certain, she understood that this "night tour" was not the night tour that she had invited Mo Ming to before, but the night tour where they went swimming at night!

"Eh~~" Haruhi rolled her eyes at Mo Ming with disdain, then jumped directly over the portal. Now she had two things to do, one was to escape, and the other was to catch some scraps and do some work!

He ran away because Mo Ming had a bad memory. As long as he was distracted by something, he would not remember what he had just suspected.

Although Haruhi would usually complain about Mo Ming being a super Kryptonian warrior but having a bad memory, but at times like this, she unexpectedly felt that this bad memory was really a big help!

While being grateful to Mo Ming for having a bad memory, Haruhi would also hate herself for having such a good memory!

Because she still remembers what Mo Ming said in the morning about keeping accounts five, six, seven or eight times!

Now, Haruhi, who doesn't want to be socially doomed tomorrow, can only hope that Ruizi can charm Mo Ming tonight!

"By the way, is Ruiko alone enough?" It's not that Haruhi doesn't believe in Ruiko's charm, but Ruiko is too young. She is full of youthful vitality, but her allure is still a little lacking, especially if she wants to completely charm Mo Ming, she still lacks that little bit!

"How about getting everyone in the light music club together and letting Tsumugi-chan propose another training session?" Kasuga immediately set her sights on Tsumugi-chan.

Because Kasuga remembered that Mo Ming liked Tsumugi's lap pillow, and he could smell a strange fragrance on Tsumugi, which attracted him. Kasuga thought it didn't matter whether it smelled good or not, as long as it was gentle, it was lovely enough!

"Speaking of gentleness, I think of the land of gentleness, and when I think of the land of gentleness, I think of useless people, and when I think of useless people, I think of Dai Wei. So, should I bring You-chan along as well? After all, this is the great god who raised Dai Wei into a useless person!"

As long as he thought about it, Haruhi found that there were so many ways to deal with an LSIP like Mo Ming!

"If that pervert uses this method against me, I can't stand it! Damn it! I want Tsumugi-chan's lap pillow too! Yuu-chan's is not bad either! Damn it! I'm so envious!" Just thinking about it, Haruhi's eyes were filled with envy and jealousy.

"What are you envious of?" Mo Ming asked curiously.

As soon as he stepped through the portal, he heard Haruhi shouting envy, jealousy and hatred, and he was more or less curious!

"Of course I want Tsumugi-chan and Yuu-chan's lap pillows too!" Haruhi rolled her eyes at Mo Ming with disdain, "I'm cute too, so why don't they provide me with lap pillows?"

"You ask why?" Mo Ming (;¬_¬)

"(???) Yeah!" Haruhi nodded frantically.

"Of course it's because they are my harem, not your harem!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭

"(.o_o)..." Haruhi was instantly speechless after hearing the reason given by Mo Ming!

"By the way, Haruhi, didn't you say you were going to have a two-hour tea party with Little Bee and the others? Why did it end like this?" Mo Ming was very curious, because when Haruhi was chasing people away, she seemed to be extremely disgusted with him!

In Mo Ming's opinion, no matter whether it is Kasuga who practices martial arts, Shokuhou who has a sweet tooth, or Junko who relies on her physical fitness to make a living, they should not leave the table before the buff [Witch's Feast] is over!

"You are the one who is so happy that you don't know how time flies. Just two hours have already passed!" Chunri gave Mo Ming a look of disdain.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Mo Ming waved his hand and refused to admit this fact!

"How is that impossible?" Haruhi (▼⊿▼) "When your mind is full of all kinds of yellow garbage, time flies by in a flash!"

"Of course I know it's impossible!"

"Then tell me, where is your evidence?"

"The proof is that the buff on you hasn't worn off yet!" Mo Ming (* ̄︶ ̄) "I specially gave you a two-hour buff. As long as the buff hasn't worn off, it proves that the time is not enough for two hours! What do you think? Didn't expect it?"

"Well! It's not two hours yet!" Haruhi (;¬_¬)

"Sure enough, that's what I said!" Mo Ming (* ̄︶ ̄)

“(▼⊿▼) I’m so sorry for disturbing you from enjoying this beauty!” Seeing Mo Ming’s smug look, Haruhi instantly became unhappy and jealous!

"Haruhi's wife!" Mo Ming ( ̄へ ̄)

"Hmm?" Haruhi (﹁“﹁)

"If apologies are useful, why do we need the police?" Mo Ming (▼⊿▼)

"(▼⊿▼) Bastard! Trying to trick me again!" Haruhi (﹁“﹁)

“It’s not a routine!” Mo Ming (?>?<)☆

"(▼⊿▼) It's not a routine? If it's not a routine, then what is it?" Kasuga glanced at Mo Ming with disdain, "I've seen through you a long time ago!"

"Since my wife has said so..." Mo Ming (???)?

"Are you going to give up your routine?"

"I have always been sincere!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭

“(ˉ▽ ̄~)Tsk~~” Chunri gave Mo Ming a disdainful look. She was expecting Mo Ming to be a good person!

“(╯▽╰)Okay, let’s not talk about sincerity or insincerity for now.” Mo Ming(* ̄︶ ̄) “Wife, let’s talk about compensation.”

"Compensation!? What compensation? I have no idea!" Haruhi, who thought that Mo Ming finally remembered what happened in the morning, suddenly panicked!

“Of course it’s you, my dear. You asked me to kiss Lei Zi, but then you interrupted my spell just when I was making some progress!” Mo Ming said seriously, “I’ve suffered a huge loss! Honey, you have to compensate me!”

"ε=(?ο`*))) Huh... So that's it..." Hearing that it was this compensation, Haruhi instantly breathed a sigh of relief, "Can you please stop panting when you speak! You scared me to death!"

“Of course it’s this! Could it be anything else?” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“It’s like when you were testing the wave armor on Mikuru, and I interrupted you, wouldn’t you be so angry that you would explode?”

“No… No way!” Although what Mo Ming said was very vivid and Haruhi was so angry just thinking about it, Haruhi knew Mo Ming’s character well, so in order to avoid being caught by Mo Ming and asked to pay compensation, she decisively chose to lie with her eyes open!

"Wife, you are blushing!" Mo Ming (???)? "So you must be lying!"

"╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph!" Haruhi chose to hum tsunderely and ignored Mo Ming.

"Haruhi, running away won't solve the problem!" Mo Ming (???)? "You don't want everyone to know that you're defaulting on your debts!"

"(.o_o)..." This terrible sentence structure made Haruhi very silent.

"It turns out that it was right to ignore you!" After a moment of silence, Chunri rolled his eyes at Mo Ming and began to look around.

"What's wrong?" Mo Ming originally wanted to argue, but looking at Haruhi's actions, it seemed that it was not easy!

"I smell crumbs!" Haruhi's eyes suddenly became sharp, "But I can't find any trace of her!"

"Do you need help?" Mo Ming (???)?

"You want to use perspective?" Kasuga (﹁"﹁) "Are you trying to take advantage of this opportunity?"

"No!" Mo Ming shook his head decisively. There was no need to use X-ray vision to deal with scumbags.

"Without perspective?" Haruhi (O_o)??

“(???)?Of course at this time…” Mo Ming’s smile became more evil.

"!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノha!? Could it be...hiss——it's that horrible!!" Haruhi gasped in shock, it felt so horrible!

"That's right! It's just what you think!" Mo Ming showed an increasingly wicked smile!

Chapter 395: The Melancholy of Xilixi

I feel like today is really terrible!

I just woke up in the morning and found out that my mother had been charged with another crime against humanity and her sentence had been increased by another thousand years!

This made Xielixie so angry that she almost exploded on the spot, her temper spiraling into the sky!

Please! Kanzaki Kanae, who seems to have a low IQ, has been locked up in prison for a whole year. How did she commit a crime against humanity?!

What? Remote control from inside the prison!?

Please! If this idiot Kanzaki Kanae, who is so stupid that she didn't inherit any intelligence from her scumbag, really has such great power, can she be arrested and imprisoned for thousands of years?

It's obvious! That idiot Kanzaki Kanae doesn't have that much power, so she is the one taking the blame!

Xieli Xie has always believed this!

However, the facts did not slap Xieli Xie in the face, but she, Kasan, slapped her in the face severely!

Jiaobenjipoleisi provided multiple pieces of evidence of Kanzaki Kanae entering and leaving the biological laboratory. Although she was in prison at that time, she provided evidence!

This is nothing, I had expected this, it's not a slap in the face.

What really made her look embarrassed was that Kasan confessed his guilt!

If her lawyer had refuted the argument by saying that the procedure was incorrect, the blame could not have been put on her. In the end, she just pleaded guilty!

Isn’t this nonsense!

When Xielixie woke up and knew about this, he was so angry that he almost exploded on the spot, spiraling into the sky!

Xilixi, who was already annoyed, immediately ran to see Kasan in anger after the explosion. She wanted to ask Kasan what the hell was wrong with her to dare to take the blame for these one and a half million lives!

The result is obvious - no show!

Although everyone is thinking, "Ah! This guy is taking the blame again! Can't someone else fool us?" when they see the despicable Kassan confessing his guilt again in the news, we can't help but feel that he dares to take the blame for anything!

Although everyone knows that Kasan is the scapegoat, but because the blame is so huge this time, even if they know that the scapegoat is only responsible for taking the blame, no one will let Kasan see her.

The reason is very simple - I'm afraid she will regret it!

After all, this was the scapegoat for the deaths of 1.5 million people! In the Sakura region, only this foolish scapegoat dared to take the blame!

For this reason, the leaders of the Sakura region withstood the pressure and resolutely refused to allow the restoration of the death penalty. They also tried to reduce the length of imprisonment as much as possible - the theoretical human lifespan is 1000 years, so the maximum sentence can only be 1000 years!

There is no need to say more about the rest, those who understand will understand anyway!

Therefore, especially at times like this, we must not let anyone shake Kanzaki Kanae's determination to take the blame!

Otherwise, even if you use [Secret Technique: Madam, you don’t want your daughter to be bullied, right?], it will be useless!

So, when Xieli Xie woke up and learned the news, she was extremely shocked. Even after asking for help from all her connections, she still couldn't meet Kasan!

Xieli Xie, who was already very depressed, became even more depressed!

However, as one of the N cute characters of Kugimiya, Xieli Xie was still very tough before the show started!

So, after being depressed in order to save his mother, he became strong again. When he was planning to use the power of the Butei Academy to find his partner, Kasuga called!

Just as Kasuga said before, Xilixi had been to the dojo where she and Maori Unicorn Ran practiced, so there was more to them than just acquaintance.

Just like how Haruhi knows the true nature of Xielixie very well - since she's called Xielixie, how could Haruhi not know her true nature?

Just as Kasuga knows Xilixi very well, Xilixi also knows Kasuga very well - she is very good at dealing with things!

As a scumbag who has earned the title of scumbag, naturally he doesn't want to have anything to do with someone as annoying as Kasuga!

Because in the eyes of Xieli Xie, Kasuga is that kind of troublesome annoyance that cannot be offended - Tifa's deterrence back then is still effective today!

Xia Li Xia, who only wants to save his mother, naturally doesn't want to get involved with troublemakers like Kasuga!

So, generally speaking, you should avoid the crumbs if you can. If you can’t avoid them, just delay it. The best thing is to avoid them if you can!

But this time, Haruhi called her personally and asked her to cooperate with the investigation. Xieli Xie knew she had nowhere to escape!

Since she couldn't escape, Xielixi simply chose to delay time - she knew that Haruhi had a curfew, and although she couldn't avoid meeting him, she could shorten the meeting time. It would be best if she could just say a few words and Haruhi would go home!

So, when receiving Haruhi's last message, Xilixi was just about to find an excuse to avoid her, such as visiting various clubs in school to look for her destined partner!

However, what Xieli Xie didn't expect was that there actually was such a powerful being like Mo Ming in the world, who could directly open a portal to her face!

Although Xieli Xie was originally very curious about the portal, when he heard Haruhi's voice, he decisively jumped into the bushes and hid.

At this moment, Xilixi is no longer Aria with two swords and two guns, but the old Xilixi in the bushes!

Especially when she heard that Haruhi smelled her scent, her heart almost jumped out of her mouth!

It's not scary to be smelled by the perfume, what's scary is to be locked on to by the other party when you are hiding.

It is even more terrifying when you hear that the other party has seized your weakness, is planning to use it to catch you, and is preparing to take action!

"This is the hunting time...Ah! No! This is the judgment time!" Mo Ming showed an evil smile and prepared to launch a mental attack.

“(.o_o)…” Haruhi looked at Mo Ming speechlessly, feeling that he was somewhat complicated!

"Kanzaki H. Aria!" Mo Ming started the attack.

“o((⊙﹏⊙))o…” It was clearly just a simple call, but for some reason, I felt very panicked, even more panicked than when I was a kid and didn’t study hard and was called on by the teacher to answer questions!

"Kanzaki H. Aria! She's an ugly monster who is 1.27 meters tall and weighs 127 pounds! The H in her name stands for color!" Mo Ming used a mental attack - pollution!

"You are only 5 feet 4 inches! Your whole family is 5 feet 4 inches! You are the fat and ugly freak! Your whole family is ugly!"

"Also! H is not a joke! It's the abbreviation of Sherlock Holmes! It's the glory of our family!"

Because what Mo Ming said was so ugly, before Xilixi's brain could react, she jumped out. She even waved two guns and shouted that she wanted to dig a hole for Mo Ming.

Then, Xielixie, who was riding a rage against the leaves and waving a pistol to threaten others, was suppressed by Mo Ming with one hand!

"See, I told you that it's easy to deal with scumbags!" Mo Ming┓(??`)┏

"I don't know you! Don't talk to me!" Chunri distanced herself from Mo Ming with disgust.

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