Bored, I want to see rivers of blood!

"Um... is this me in your painting? I feel like this face looks familiar, as if I have the memory of someone with this face in my past life..."

"Let's not talk about anything else first. Let me just ask you if you look good, okay? Especially those two hearts on your chest~ Hehehe, big breasts, big breasts..."

Wendy smiled evilly and kept gesturing at his chest. Qianye's fists hardened when he saw this, and Zhongli shook his head and replied calmly:

"This really does look like Qianye. I feel like the person in this painting is also a murderer."

"Okay, now let's take a look at Qianye's work."

Wendy took Qianye's painting with a wicked smile, and what came into view was a girl who looked very similar to Wendy at the moment. Except for the bulge on her chest, she looked at the painting in front of her. Wendy fell silent, and then he leaned close to Qianye's face and asked

"Do I usually look so much like a girl? Aside from changing the style of my clothes and adding a few lumps of flesh, you haven't changed anything at all?"

Listening to Wendy's question, Qianye smiled awkwardly and took out a mirror to let him look carefully. Then he slowly said:

"Look at the way you dress. How are you any different from a girl? You're wearing stockings, you've got braids, and your Adam's apple is so small that it's almost invisible..."

"From a common sense perspective, Wendy, you are indeed dressed like an ordinary girl..."

Zhongli on the side almost couldn't help laughing, while Wendy accepted the reality gloomily. Then, Qianye looked at Zhongli's painting of himself. Wendy also saw it and looked at the woman in the painting.

Wendy laughed out loud, and he said while laughing

"I didn't expect that you, old man, are so good at this. You are indeed a lovely mature lady. You old man really have a way..."

Wendy said as she kneaded Zhongli's chest with both hands. Qianye sat aside and watched Wendy's face jump, watching Zhongli's smile gradually disappear and gradually become neither happy nor sad.

Aw, I don’t want to see his miserable state!

Zhongli clenched his fists, then reached out and grabbed Wendy beside him and said calmly

"Joker, what are you messing with!?"

"Gu, Qianye, save me!"

(To be continued in the next chapter)

Chapter 71 Zhongli's Great Crisis

"Oh, it's time to go back..."

Qianye picked up the drunk Wendy and asked Zhongli, who was already drunk and unsteady.

"Mr. Zhongli, it's time for us to go too."

Feeling dizzy, Zhongli kept shaking his head, trying to be more awake, but soon he gave up. Turning to look at Qianye who was about to leave, Zhongli asked doubtfully:

"Aren't you drunk? Or dizzy?"

"It's okay. I drink a lot. Likewise, I often bring drunk Wendy home. I'm used to it. It can be considered a kind of practice..."

"You are really amazing. You can even think of being drunk as practicing..."

"It's nothing. I can even do drunken boxing..."

Qianye responded with a smile, then looked at Zhongli who was still unsteady and shook his head. Under Zhongli's surprised gaze, he slowly put him on his back, and Zhongli patted Qianye's back at a loss.

"Young friend Qianye, what are you doing? Put me down now..."

"Alright, alright, don't worry. I'll take you back. Just stay with us for a day..."

Listening to Qianye's words, Zhongli was speechless. Soon, Qianye returned home with a person in his arms and on his back, smelling the alcohol on Wendy's body.

Qianye frowned and looked at Zhongli who was ready to go to bed.

"Mr. Zhongli, don't you want to take a bath first?"

"Take a shower? There's no hot water now, right?"

Listening to Zhongli's words, Qianye pointed behind him. There was a bathtub behind him, which could definitely hold ten people. After seeing such a facility, Qianye used elemental power to fill the bathtub with water. Then he controlled the fire element to heat it up...

Seeing Qianye releasing elemental power smoothly without the Eye of God, Zhongli once again pondered Qianye's origins. Qianye's soul was a descender, not a person from this world.

Is this ability also possessed by the Adventers? While thinking about the question, Zhongli saw Qianye taking off Wendy's clothes. He pulled Qianye with astonishment and shouted:

“Qianye, what are you going to do? No matter how horny you are, you wouldn’t do that to a man, right?”

Listening to Zhongli's words, Qianye felt his fists harden. This old man, he has lived for so many years after all. I have repeatedly emphasized that I am not gay. I am not gay, but he actually thinks of me like this?

However, after thinking for a long time, Qianye finally let go of her hand. He took off Wendy's clothes and said

"I'm not gay, I just want to take a bath. I think taking a bath after drinking alcohol should make you sleep more comfortably, right?"

"Oh, I see... Wait, you guys want to take a shower together?"

"We're all men, so there shouldn't be any problem, right? We can rub each other's backs while taking a shower, it's not a big deal..."

Qianye said as a matter of course, and then quickly took off Wendy's clothes. Then he took off his own clothes and looked at the two naked men in front of him. Zhongli's face was speechless, and then Qianye asked

"Mr. Zhongli, aren't you going to take off your clothes?"

"Should I take it off too?"

"How can you take a shower without taking off your clothes?"

Zhongli's expression became even more strange, but he thought about it carefully. If we take a bath together, there will be less trouble. And since we are all men, taking a bath together is not a big deal. Thinking of this, Zhongli hesitated for a while and finally took off his clothes...

After entering the bath, Qianye casually put Wendy to one side of the bath. Then he used the wind element to get a few cups of sunset fruit tea, and used the ice element to chill it.

Drinking sunset fruit tea, feeling the alternation of hot and cold. Qianye sighed

"Well, it turns out that drinking a cold drink while taking a bath is what life is all about..."

"Indeed, but your ability is really convenient, young friend Qianye."

Listening to Zhongli's words, Qianye turned his head and looked over. At this time, Zhongli was completely immersed in the bathtub, with only his upper body exposed above the water. After a conversation, Qianye looked at Wendy who was still sleeping and smiled evilly.

Then, he pushed it into the water.

Wendy choked on the water a few times and then woke up, struggling in the bathtub. After feeling the power of the struggle, Qianye let go.

Wendy, who had just surfaced, looked at the two guys who were grinning from ear to ear, and felt a warm feeling in her heart. However, she still said angrily on the surface:

"Qian Ye, you bully me like this again."

"Who made you sleep so comfortably? I didn't wake you up. What are we going to do next?"

"Hmph, you don't have to be so rude, right?"

"Oh, do you want me to kiss you gently, like waking up a princess?"

Listening to Qianye's teasing, Wendy blushed. Finally, he whispered

"Well... it's not impossible..."

Qianye didn't hear this, but Zhongli heard it. Seeing Wendy's face reddened, whether because of the steam or because of shyness, Zhongli felt terrible. He felt that after being a god for so many years, this was the first time his mood had changed like this...

It was like jumping off a cliff, going up and down was really uncomfortable...

Moreover, this... this is too gay. These two must have had an affair. With this thought in mind, Zhongli quietly moved to the side. He couldn't stop thinking.

If these two gays dare to have ideas about me at night, then I must use my ultimate skill to kill these two damn gays... When thinking about this, Qianye felt that he had almost soaked himself.

Then, Qianye looked at Wendy and said

"It's your turn now. Give me a back rub."

Wendy skillfully used the wind element to rub off the dust on Qianye's body, and Qianye also rubbed Wendy's back. Looking at the intimacy between the two, Zhongli shook his head.

I must have thought too much. How could they have such a relationship? Barbatos must be the only one who has such an idea. If this guy dares to lay a hand on this child, I must beat him to death. I can't let this child die...

With this thought in mind, Zhongli took a deep breath again. After the two of them cleaned the dust off their bodies, they followed Zhongli.

"What are you two doing?"

"Let me help you rub your back. I guess you haven't enjoyed the power of the wind element in all these years, have you?"

"Today, two bath masters will help you with your bath. This time, it will definitely be very comfortable..."

Then, without waiting for Zhongli to refuse, Qianye used the wind element to scrape Zhongli's back, feeling the itch and comfort on his back. Zhongli couldn't help but smile slightly, and then Wendy pulled up Zhongli's arm and scraped it again...

After the scraping therapy, the water in the whole pool was dirty. Looking at the dirty water in the pool, Zhongli blushed. He could only keep shaking his head and refute.

"This... It's not that I don't like cleanliness, it's just that there are some places that I just can't reach..."

"Hehe, we all understand. After all, the Rock God has high defense, and ordinary people can't clean it up..."

Wendy teased Zhongli with a sly smile, but was soon punched on the head by Zhongli. Qianye kept trying to smooth things over, and said with a smile:

"We've taken a shower, so it's time for us to go to bed..."

"You two don't always sleep in the same bed, do you?"

Listening to Qianye's words, Zhongli asked with a strange look on his face. Wendy, on the other hand, acted quite calmly. He just smiled and said

"This is not surprising, because Qianye...he has always slept in a big bed. Given his size, it's not easy to arrange his room..."

"Then... I won't sleep with you guys anymore, will I?"

"Don't worry, I haven't lifted the spell you cast before. So there are still enough beds for sleeping, and it won't be a problem for five more people..."

(To be continued in the next chapter)

Chapter 72 Zhongli's Nightmare

If either of them dared to attack me, I would punch them hard in the face.

With this thought in mind, Zhongli lay on the bed. Beside him was Wendy, and on the outermost side was Qianye. And he was at the innermost side, thinking.

If Qianye has evil intentions, the one in the middle should be Wendy, who is in the most danger. I don't need to worry...

But, if Wendy has evil intentions, what should I do? That... is really terrible...

Thinking of this, Zhongli moved his body to the side. He felt that he really regretted drinking with them. If he hadn't drunk, he wouldn't have encountered such a dangerous situation...

Compared to the horror of the Demon God War, Zhongli felt that this crisis was ten or even nine times more terrifying than the Demon God War. After all, he was really scared now...

Lying on the bed, Zhongli suddenly felt a hand constantly caressing his belly. Zhongli immediately felt a wave of panic coming over him, which was very scary and terrifying.

Then, Zhongli sat up. Only then did he see clearly. Wendy's sleeping posture was very indecent, with drool flowing from the corner of her mouth. Her right hand was groping around her body, and her left arm was tightly holding Qianye.

Qianye himself slept very soundly, and did not seem unhappy at all.

Zhongli was speechless, shook his head and said to himself

"Uh...what are you doing..."

Feeling that delicate hand, Zhongli knew that it was Wendy who was touching him, so he took the hand away. Zhongli thought he should create a shield for himself first, so as not to be beaten by someone...

…………

"Hey, Miss Zhongli. Are you awake?"

When he opened his eyes, Zhongli immediately saw two big guys. With their dirty eyes and lewd smiles, he knew they were the best in the gay world. After observing them carefully, Zhongli suddenly discovered that they were Wendy and Qianye...

What are they going to do?!

After a closer look, Zhongli found that he had turned into a woman. Not an incarnation, but a real woman. But how could this be possible?

Zhongli calmed down and immediately took a few steps back, with a cold murderous intent emerging.

"What are you two going to do?"

Qianye licked his lips and said with a lewd smile

"What to do? You'll soon find out..."

"Stop talking nonsense and let's go together!"

"Gu... don't come over here!"

Screaming, Zhongli jumped up from the bed. He first panted heavily, then reached out and took out a mirror to look at himself in the mirror. Messy hair, sweat all over his face. He looked so frightened that he couldn't control himself, thinking...

"It must be a nightmare. It's such a horrible nightmare..."

"After all, you dream about what you think about during the day~"

Suddenly, a male voice came into Zhongli's ears. He turned his head and saw that Qianye was wearing a red wedding dress. The entire bedding was red, and the decorations were also red...

"Ahhh, why are you dressed like this?!"