Bored, I want to see rivers of blood!

"Husband, let's play together~"

Suddenly, another male voice came out. Zhongli realized that the person on the other side was Wendy. He was also wearing similar clothes to Qianye. What did this mean?

"Yes, let's play together~"

"Quack! You...you guys, don't come near me!"

With a scream, Zhongli opened his eyes again. This time, he found himself wearing a new wedding dress. The bride in front of him, covered with red cloth, had arms and legs very similar to those of Guizhong in the past...

"Zhongli, why don't you come and unveil my veil?"

"Okay, I'll be right there..."

This should be a beautiful dream, thinking. Zhongli recalled the past. The first time he met Chen Shen was in a sea of ​​flowers. It was really beautiful. He couldn't wait to see that face again...

With an excited heart and trembling hands, Zhongli slowly lifted the red veil, and the moment he saw that face, he was petrified...

Because, that was not Guizhong at all. Instead, it was a monster with Qianye's masculine face, Wendy's hairstyle, and Guizhong's voice...

"Quack... I don't want to see it, I don't want to see it!"

Zhongli pushed the monster away and tried to run away. However, the monster held onto his legs tightly and said something disgusting.

"Oh...husband, I love you so much. How could you leave?"

Gradually, the gentle voice changed. It became a deep male voice with a murderous aura, and extremely disgusting and disgusting words came out of his mouth.

"Oh, sweetheart. Your shit is mine now... oh, I want a hot dog~"

In despair, Zhongli immediately howled loudly

"Ruota, save me!"

…………

"Hey, Mr. Zhongli? Mr. Zhongli, wake up..."

Listening to the voice in his ear, Zhongli shook his head. Then he slowly supported his head and sat up, touching his forehead. It was a cold sweat, and then Zhongli, who had no desire to live, turned his head and looked at Qianye.

"Uh...it's really a weird dream. Oh, right. Young friend Qianye, what happened?"

Qianye pointed casually, and a pile of barbecue was placed on the table. There were also some fruits to relieve the greasiness. Wendy sat down and ate the barbecue with a look of enjoyment.

"Mr. Zhongli, I don't know if this is to your liking. I just made this little bit casually. I caught dozens of wild boars and roasted them..."

Zhongli was confused and quickly got on the table. Qianye randomly gathered a bunch of wind elements and smiled at Zhongli and said:

"Keep your oral hygiene, open your mouth..."

"Yeah, they are very particular about hygiene. In the past, people in Liyue would often use charcoal to clean their teeth. Sometimes they would use salt to clean, but using wind element..."

As he said this, Zhongli also opened his mouth. Qianye flicked his finger, and the wind element entered Zhongli's mouth. After a while of automatic cleaning, the wind element was spit out again. Feeling the freshness of his mouth, Qianye picked up the bowl and chopsticks and handed them to Zhongli...

Looking at Qianye who was so diligent, Zhongli thought. Did he think too badly of him? No matter what he said, he shouldn't be like this, right? The two of them in my dream...

After thinking about it, Zhongli finally decided to tell him the location of Ruotuo Dragon King in a while. Subconsciously, he thought too badly of him, and Zhongli felt a little sorry...

After all, we've been friends for almost a year. Thinking about him like this is really...

(To be continued in the next chapter)

Chapter 73 New Year's Money

After finishing the meal, Zhongli turned around and looked at Qianye. Qianye just picked up the dishes and washed them with water element.

"Qianye, do you want to know the whereabouts of the Ruotu Dragon King?"

After hearing Zhongli's words, Qianye immediately ran over. He looked at Zhongli with surprise and said:

"Mr. Zhongli, are you finally going to tell me? I can't wait..."

"Don't worry, the Lantern Festival is about to start. After the Lantern Festival, we will have plenty of time..."

Yes, it was already the Lantern Festival in Liyue. As early as when he was drinking, Qianye could see many people posting couplets and writing calligraphy on the streets of Liyue...

And now, Zhongli's answer is also verifying this point. Listening to Zhongli's words, Qianye fell into memories. In his memories, it seems that there was a festival called Spring Festival, which happened many years ago.

In the memories of that festival, people would always set off firecrackers and fireworks. There were even Spring Festival Gala skits and other things, but Qianye only had a vague impression of the Spring Festival Gala.

Recalling the memories of the past, Qianye felt dazed for a while. At this time, Wendy kept shaking her hands in front of him and patting her shoulders.

“Qianye…Qianye…what’s wrong with you? Why are you silent again all of a sudden? This is very rude…”

Casually touching Wendy's head, Qianye responded with a smile.

"I'm fine. I just remembered some things from my past life. This Lantern Festival is quite similar to the one I remember..."

"Are they similar? I suddenly realized that I know very little about your past life... What festivals did you celebrate in your past life?"

Wendy moved closer, and Zhongli pricked up his ears. He wanted to listen carefully to what Qianye's past life was like. More specifically, he wanted to hear which country Qianye was more like in his past life...

Looking at the two of them, Qianye smiled, and then he slowly began to speak while recalling his past memories.

"To put it simply, the country I lived in in my previous life was more like Liyue. There were festivals such as the Dragon Boat Festival, National Day, and Spring Festival. Among them, my personal favorite is the National Day."

"Then, National Day must be a very important holiday, right?"

"It's not that important. I like the National Day because it gives us a lot of holidays, a total of seven days off. The Spring Festival also has a similar number of holidays..."

Listening to Qianye's words, Zhongli stroked his chin and thought carefully. A festival is a day to commemorate an event, and the longer the holiday and the more grand the festival, the more it shows how important the event to be commemorated is...

Zhongli became more and more curious about the significance of National Day and Spring Festival. Thinking of this, Zhongli asked

"So, what do these two festivals commemorate?"

Qianye was suddenly stunned because of this question. Qianye really had never thought about it. His memories were always about various drawings or battles. Today, because of the Lantern Festival, he suddenly remembered the Spring Festival in his previous life, which was also a rare occasion...

Such a sudden question really caught Qianye off guard, but Qianye still responded while recalling

"National Day is dedicated to commemorating the founding of the country in the previous life. The celebration is a military parade in the national capital. Because long holidays are days of national celebration, and the Spring Festival..."

"This festival is quite old, and I usually don't think about it much. It has always been a traditional festival in our country, similar to Liyue's Lantern Festival. However, in comparison, it is more grand..."

Listening to Qianye's words, Zhongli smiled and shook his head. He gently patted Qianye's shoulder and said with a smile

"The more holidays a festival has, the more grand it is. What's important is the content of the activities. The Lantern Festival has the custom of greeting the New Year and receiving New Year's money..."

"Um... Well, we also have this custom during the Spring Festival."

Listening to Qianye's words, Zhongli fell into deep thought. At this time, Wendy smiled and patted Qianye's shoulder, then glanced at Zhongli. Then she leaned on Qianye's shoulder and whispered softly:

"Look, your age in your previous life plus your age in this life is no more than fifty years old. And Zhongli, he is also old..."

Having said this, Wendy's meaning was very clear.

For New Year's money, the younger generation should ask the elders for New Year's money. This is really suitable. If I ask for more money, I can also treat me to more drinks.

Thinking of this, Wendy was already very happy. Qianye thought for a while, but in the end he couldn't bring himself to ask for the New Year's money. Anyway, these two gods are basically very poor. Yan Shen may be very rich, but...

What kind of thing is it to ask for New Year's money? This is not good...

Seeing Qianye who was really embarrassed, Wendy already knew what he was thinking. He curled his lips and then slowly asked Zhongli:

“Old man, look at how similar Qianye’s country in his previous life is to Liyue. So… if we round it off, can he be considered a Liyue person?”

Listening to Wendy's words, Zhongli didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He had seen through Wendy's thoughts. Didn't she just want the New Year's money? She could just ask for it directly...

Thinking of this, Zhongli reached out and took out a million yuan of Emolla from his arms. He then stuffed it into the red envelope and handed it to Wendy. Looking at the petrified Wendy, Zhongli held back his laughter...

"Old man, are you taking advantage of me?"

"Strictly speaking, not really, because I am at least over 5,000 years old. And you...are only over 2,000 years old. It is reasonable to give you New Year's money, right?"

Zhongli's words left Wendy speechless, and Qianye couldn't help laughing, but Wendy quickly turned around and stuffed the red envelope back into Qianye's hands.

He smiled and patted Qianye's head, saying as a matter of course

"In my eyes, you've always been a youngster. It's reasonable for Wendy to give you a red envelope, isn't it?"

Holding the red envelope, Qianye's face darkened. Then, when Wendy kept emphasizing his status as an elder, Qianye grabbed Wendy's neck and rubbed his face with both hands.

"Joker, what are you doing?"

"Gu... Old man, save me!"

Looking at Wendy and Qianye who were fighting, Zhongli just smiled and shook his head. He continued to OmO, while Wendy continued to call for help.

"Old man, why are you just watching...Aren't we companions?"

Listening to Wendy's screams, Zhongli silently picked up the teacup and walked outside.

(To be continued in the next chapter)

Chapter 74 Sea Lantern Festival

"Huh... feel good..."

After venting his anger, Qianye pulled up his pants with satisfaction, then slowly walked out the door, leaving Wendy rubbing her face.

"Wow... How rude, Qianye..."

Wendy muttered to herself, waved her hands helplessly, and then walked out the door.

At this time, Qianye was already outside talking to Zhongli. Zhongli looked at Qianye's clothes, which had always been normal. Compared with this festival, it seemed quite out of place...

"My dear Qianye, why don't you change into the clothes that Liuyun gave you earlier? It's a good thing to do during this festival..."

"That dress... to be honest, it changed my temperament. It added a lot of trouble for no reason. To be honest, I really didn't want to get married so early..."

Listening to Qianye's words, Wendy walked silently behind Qianye, hugged Qianye's neck, and said gently

"Boys sometimes have such thoughts, which is not wrong, right? Why don't you change it? If anything happens, Mr. Zhongli and I will stop you... Hehe."

"What Wendy said is indeed correct. If the previous situation really happens again, I will help to persuade them, so there is no need to hesitate or worry..."

After getting the promise from the two gods, Qianye could only change his clothes reluctantly. He put on the clothes given by Master Liuyunjiefeng, as well as sunglasses and other accessories. In general, Qianye didn't like this very much...

This would bring too much trouble, and some people would like it for no apparent reason. Qianye himself did not like this, and thinking of this, he reappeared in front of the others.

"After I took off this dress last time, Master Zhen saw that I was not feeling well. I felt a little speechless, and then he left... I thought I would never be able to wear this dress again..."

"But you look really good in this dress. You are simply charming..."

Wendy kept rubbing her cheek against Qianye's shoulder. Now, Qianye himself didn't care much about Wendy's behavior. If he liked it, he could do it. After all, they were friends...

Zhongli didn't say much. He was very satisfied after braiding Qianye's ponytail. Soon, the three of them walked towards Liyue Harbor. There were all kinds of activities everywhere, which was quite Liyue style...

"Would you like to listen to some opera? This opera is performed very well..."

Listening to Zhongli's recommendation, Qianye looked in the direction of his hand. He saw a man holding a spear, wearing a costume, and speaking with compassion.

"At this moment, all the gods have risen up. Although I have no intention of competing with them, I know the suffering of the people. I hope to protect one side and bring peace and comfort..."

Listening to the story sung in the opera, Qianye turned his head and looked at Zhongli with a strange expression. Zhongli continued to watch without any embarrassment. Qianye couldn't help it. He put his mouth close to Zhongli's ear and said

"Mr. Zhongli, your story has been spread like this. Don't you feel ashamed at all?"

Of course, no matter who it is, they will feel a certain degree of embarrassment when listening to others bragging, even Qianye himself. If someone performed what they did in front of him, he would also feel uncomfortable... because it would be too embarrassing...

As for Zhongli, he just smiled and patted Qianye on the shoulder and said

"Well, I felt a little embarrassed at first. But as I listened more, I understood that this was just a modification they made because of my beliefs..."

"It's like, I'm very famous. There are always people who make up stories about me, such as those who manage salt. They always say that I'm not as great and glorious as I appear to be, and that I'm an evil god. They say that I plotted against Heulia, the goddess of salt, and I even started to believe it..."

"Would I be so petty as to clarify or something just because of this?"

Having said that, Zhongli just shook his head again and said

"No, what they think is their own business. I will only fulfill my responsibilities. When you are famous, there will always be some idiots who think too much. They can arbitrarily arrange things for me. I don't have the leisure to meddle in other people's affairs..."

Hearing Zhongli's words, Wendy also laughed. He kept shaking his head, then smiled and touched Qianye's head and said:

"What the old man said is correct, just like the West Wind Cult. Some of their followers believe that the Wind God is a woman, and some believe that the Wind God inherited the power of Dicaprian..."

"But, I don't have any idea about these things. I don't even have the intention to clarify. Instead of wasting time on clarifying, I might as well drink a few more glasses of wine..."

The two gods said so, and Qianye fell into deep thought. He looked at the two gods who didn't care about anything and shook his head helplessly. If it were him, and someone dared to make up stories about him, Qianye wouldn't care if they made up stories well. But if they made him into a scum or something incombustible, he might say...

There are no more words like "parody is not nonsense, adaptation is not random editing"...

After listening to this song, Qianye watched many people release colorful sea lanterns at night. Looking at the sea lanterns floating in the sky, Qianye felt that this scene looked familiar...

"This lantern looks a bit like the one I saw in my previous life. It should be like the Kongming lantern..."