Bored, I want to see rivers of blood!

After being immersed in it for a long time, Wendy hesitated for a while and asked with red cheeks.

"Are you confessing?"

"what?"

Qianye rubbed his ears as if he didn't hear clearly. Then, Wendy felt a little disappointed. However, in order to hide this, he could only act a little terrified, and then he took several steps back. He said with a vigilant look.

"Qianye, just because I have a good relationship with you doesn't mean I'm gay..."

Listening to Wendy's description, Qianye's face turned red. He pressed Wendy into his arms and kneaded her cheeks. He gritted his teeth and roared.

"I'm talking to you from the bottom of my heart, but you think I'm greedy for your body... I've already said that my XP is not that of a boy!"

"Gu... Old man, save me!"

In Liyue Harbor, Zhongli was drinking tea and listening to the storyteller's words, as if he had sensed something.

"Wendy? Maybe I'm wrong..."

After hesitating for a while, Zhongli continued to drink his tea.

After kneading for a while, Qianye finally let Wendy go with satisfaction. At this time, Wendy's little face was completely red. He kept stroking his cheeks and complaining in a low voice.

"Just have a heart-to-heart talk, why are you being so cheesy? I thought you were attracted to me..."

"Um... I was talking to you, but you thought I was gay... I was completely devastated..."

After a while of talking, Wendy took a deep breath. He smiled at Qianye and asked:

"Your wound has been cleaned. Are you interested in trying some Liyue wine?"

"I don't really like drinking white wine. It tastes too spicy. It doesn't suit my taste..."

Listening to Qianye's words, Wendy took out a bottle of sunset fruit concentrate as if she had been prepared. She smiled and said as if showing off.

"I already know your taste. You like sour drinks. So, I secretly returned to Mondstadt a long time ago. I bought a bottle of sunset fruit concentrate for cocktails..."

"Okay, okay, Wendy, you understand me the best..."

"Of course, you will have to pay for it later..."

Seeing Wendy, who was short of money, Qianye laughed loudly. Wendy also laughed along with him, and then Qianye put her on his back again.

(To be continued in the next chapter)

Chapter 69 Qianye's Open-mindedness

"By the way, do you have any money?"

Sitting on Qianye's back, Wendy asked such a question unexpectedly. Qianye rolled his eyes, turned his head and looked at Wendy and said, "I already know the answer, but I still ask it anyway."

"Money? To me, money is just a string of numbers. If you want it, just go and clean up the hillbillies in Liyue. They rob almost everything. Before I knew it, I have saved more than 30 million Mora."

Listening to Qianye's words, Wendy said thoughtfully

"Your habit of saving money is a bit like that of the people of Liyue. So you should be a Liyue person, right?"

"There's not much difference between Liyue and Inazuma. The people there look pretty much the same. It's just that there are more monsters on Inazuma's side..."

"That's true. After all, Inazuma is pretty close to Liyue..."

As they were talking, they soon met Zhongli on the road. Seeing Qianye wrapped in bandages, Zhongli was surprised.

“My dear Qianye, how did you get hurt like this? Apart from a few immortals in Liyue, there shouldn’t be anyone who can hurt you, right?”

Qianye was embarrassed for a moment, pointed at the shaved skin on his body and responded with a smile:

"As for these, the scars on the arms were caused by the thunder element of Thunder Yaksha. The injuries on the chest were burns caused by the combined efforts of Fire Yaksha and Water Yaksha. As for the wounds on the back..."

"This wound was caused by the wind element of Wind Yaksha, and the laceration on the tiger's mouth was caused by the shield of Rock Yaksha."

"The combined strength of the five of them is indeed not to be underestimated. Even without using elemental power, I put in a lot of effort. However, when they work together, their strength is comparable to that of Boreas and Tevarin..."

"At most, they only caused me some minor troubles. I can solve them quickly by defeating them one by one..."

Listening to Qianye's words, Zhongli was ashamed. Would a normal person think of fighting the five Yakshas without using elemental power? No, a normal person shouldn't be this strong... Even if he had the Eye of God, it would be difficult to defeat any Yaksha alone...

These Yakshas were born warriors, and during the Demon God War, most of them served as frontline generals. Every Yaksha fought for almost their entire lives, and there were no Yakshas who died of old age.

There are only Yakshas who died in battle. This is the origin of the Yakshas fighting nation...

"Are my Yakshas all right? Did you do anything to them?"

"Fortunately, they were only slightly injured. Their injuries were definitely less severe than mine, but they were really ruthless... The injuries they caused me are really difficult to deal with..."

After listening to Qianye's words, Wendy was speechless. Then she hit him hard on the head and said angrily:

"This injury is much less serious than the one you suffered when you challenged Tevarin. Can't you be more cautious?"

"Hahaha, fighting is also a part of training. No matter when or where, we must not give up and continue to become stronger..."

Qianye ignored Wendy's scolding and continued walking forward with Wendy on his back. However, he soon seemed to have thought of something. He returned to Zhongli's side again, looked at the bewildered Zhongli, smiled and said:

"Mr. Zhongli, are you interested in having a drink with us? I'll treat you..."

"Well, I can listen to music in my spare time..."

In this way, Zhongli followed Qianye and walked towards a tavern. Along the way, pedestrians avoided Qianye's way in fear. As if they were afraid or something, Zhongli shook his head helplessly at the scene.

"My dear friend Qianye, it seems that your reputation has been completely ruined because of that execution..."

"It's okay if it stinks. I'll just be a pile of dust in a hundred years. I don't care about it anymore..."

Zhongli looked puzzled as he listened to Qianye's words. He looked at Qianye, who was still open-minded, and Wendy, who looked a little sad on Qianye's back, and asked:

“My friend Qianye, don’t you pursue immortality? If you want the method of immortality, with your achievements, I will definitely teach you as long as you ask…”

"Immortality? I don't pursue such things. For me, if I live too long, I will have a lot of troubles. I will lament the departure of friends and the passing of generations..."

It seemed like he was answering Zhongli's words, but it also seemed like he was answering Wendy's words. Qianye finally smiled and shook his head. He then lowered his head and said:

"Each generation has its own mission. My mission is to change Inazuma. I will leave the achievements and contributions to future generations to judge, even if my grave will be filled with garbage. However, I believe that the wind of history will mercilessly blow them away..."

"You...ah, you are really open-minded..."

"Then, promise me Qianye. I will definitely find a girlfriend that suits your taste in the future. I'm also thinking of singing at your wedding banquet in the future..."

Listening to Wendy's words, Qianye smiled. He touched Wendy's head behind him and responded with a smile.

"Of course, I will invite you over. Just don't complain that Inazuma's drinks are not to your taste..."

"When the time comes, let me take care of your wedding. I will invite all the immortals from Liyue to come over, and it must be a grand ceremony..."

"And me, if the old man wants to invite all the immortals over, then I will go and invite the gods from other countries as well..."

"Oh, then it will be terrible if there are too many people and there is no room for them at the wedding..."

After listening to Qianye's words, Wendy and Zhongli both laughed. Soon, Qianye accompanied Zhongli to a tavern in laughter. Because Qianye was too big, Zhongli used magic to shrink Qianye's body to a certain extent.

Feeling his body shrinking once again, Qianye looked at Zhongli thoughtfully and asked:

"This spell is really convenient. Can Mr. Zhongli teach me?"

"Of course. If you want to learn, wait until you fight with the Ruotuo Dragon King. There's no need to rush. I will teach you all my real skills by then..."

"Is that so? Then old man, you must teach him your Heaven Moving All Things skill. After all, I didn't hide anything from him. I even taught him my signature skill, the Poem of the God of Wind..."

Hearing Wendy's words, Zhongli's face turned red. He immediately punched Wendy on the head, and then rubbed his face with both hands.

"Good fellow, you came to rob me, didn't you? Let me teach you a lesson..."

"Gu...Qianye, save me!"

As early as when Wendy Lion opened his mouth, Qianye had already gone to the boss to place his order. After all, he really couldn't do anything in that situation. It was a matter between gods, and it was really difficult for a mortal like him to do anything...

"Guh... This cocktail with the sunset fruit extract tastes really good..."

"As a mortal, you are the first one to have the Rock God Morax personally mix drinks for you, right?"

"Well, speaking from a common sense perspective. I haven't mixed drinks for anyone else..."

"In that case, I'll have to drink a few more glasses..."

(To be continued in the next chapter)

Chapter 70: Contentment

"Qianye, why can't you be a girl?"

The drunk Wendy put her arm around Qianye's shoulder and asked helplessly. At this time, Wendy's face was completely red from being drunk. She smelled strongly of alcohol. Qianye was not angry at Wendy's drunkenness...

At this time, Zhongli was still as steady as an old dog, and he always looked very comfortable. Listening to Wendy's drunken talk, Zhongli also followed suit.

"From a universal perspective, if Miss Qianye were a woman, she would probably be the dream lover of all men. She is generous and gentle...very cute..."

"Why does even Mr. Zhongli say that?"

"See, I told you that Qianye's charm is extraordinary. Look, even the old man said so..."

Listening to Wendy and Zhongli's words, Qianye's face turned red. He then drank a large glass of cocktail with sunset fruit extract to ease the embarrassment at the moment.

And Wendy seemed to have found an aspect that could be teased. He moved closer to Zhongli and smiled funny.

"Old man, if Qianye was a girl, you would be moved too, right? His personality seems very similar to Guizhong from a thousand years ago, don't you feel that?"

"Humph, you little brat. How dare you tease me? I think you are itching for trouble, right?"

Zhongli clenched his fists and made a sound like frying beans, and Wendy finally realized that he had angered the old man. Morax at this moment was not the easy-going old man he would be later.

His personality has not been worn down too much, and he is still hot-tempered. It is not a good choice to tease him at this time. Looking at the furious Zhongli, Wendy immediately hid in Qianye's arms...

"Hey, hey, hey, Wendy. You're using me as a shield, aren't you?"

"Hey, good friend. It shouldn't be too hard for you to give your friend a little protection when he's in trouble, right?"

Looking at Wendy hiding in Qianye's arms, Zhongli could only use a smile to ease the embarrassment. After all, Qianye's strength should not be underestimated. If a fight really broke out, things would be unimaginable.

On the surface, Zhongli just let it all go, but that was the only thought in his mind.

When Qianye is far away, I will show you how I will deal with you...

Having escaped the disaster temporarily, Wendy started to act funny again. He looked at Zhongli and Qianye and sat back down with a smile.

"Speaking of which, why don't we draw a picture? How about drawing each other's female appearance?"

Listening to Wendy's words, Qianye and Zhongli looked strange. However, in the end, they didn't say anything. Instead, they all looked at Wendy, and Qianye casually took out a few pieces of white paper.

"It sounds like it's fun, so shall we get started?"

"This suggestion is indeed a good one..."

"Then let's start deciding who we want to draw?"

Wendy spoke happily, and then he pointed with his little hand. He pointed at Qianye, and Qianye pointed at Wendy. As for Zhongli, oh... there were only three people, so he could only draw himself...

"I feel like I've been isolated by you two. Are you doing this on purpose?"

Listening to Zhongli's words, Qianye smiled. At this time, Wendy hugged Zhongli and whispered in his ear:

"Old man, aren't you curious about what the feminine me looks like in Qianye's eyes? And what about the feminine Qianye in my eyes?"

"Now that you mention it, I suddenly become curious..."

Zhongli smiled and finally gave up the isolation of the two. The three of them quickly picked up pencils to sketch and paint. As the god of wind, Wendy used the flow and swiftness of the wind to paint quickly. While painting, Wendy thought about Qianye's feminine appearance...

The feminine Qianye must have a pair of big breasts that attract people's attention, and his smile must be sweet enough. He must have the talent of a battle maniac, and the color of his hair does not need to be considered at all. Since it is a pencil drawing, there is no need to color it...

As for the style of clothes, I would have to wear a military uniform. As for the hairstyle, it would be better to keep his long straight black hair as he always does...

Zhongli was born with a talent for art appreciation, so he also mastered the ability to paint. He was also thinking while painting, what kind of self should he paint? Since it is a feminine self, then naturally only when fighting can he best show his martial god appearance...

Just pick up a spear, and Zhongli had the answer in his mind...

As for Qianye, he was in a worse situation. Because he had never learned painting systematically, Qianye could only refer to Wendy who was sitting on the side and think. Qianye also had the answer...

Just make his chest a little bigger, and put on a skirt and longer stockings. For the expression, use the cute smile he had when he was drunk before...

Qianye also had the answer and soon began to paint amazingly.

…………

After a while, the three of them stopped writing. They looked at each other's works, starting with Wendy's. The feminine Qianye...