"Also, do you want to come to my house for dinner?"

The atmosphere became relaxed. Lin glanced at You Zi and You Xiang who were sitting quietly beside him and shook his head: "I will treat everyone to a big meal today. It's a good time to welcome... uh, welcome Xiao Zi's arrival."

When the topic of eating was brought up, Index, who was originally angry, happily jumped up from the sofa. She instantly forgot about her enemy and there was no room for anything else in her eyes except food.

"Eat~eat~eat~"

Yu Zi and Yu Xiang stared at Index strangely, and thought of a dead princess and her astonishing appetite at the banquet in their minds. They silently mourned for Rin's wallet for a few seconds.

"I'm not going."

Youxiang spoke softly, picking up the bottle of Yakult. When she found it was empty, her brows furrowed tightly, thinking of the lactic acid bacteria placed on the cabinet in Lin's bedroom.

"Sister Youxiang, come along. Just consider it a welcome to Zim. If you come back, you can drink as much Yakult as you want, okay?"

The first sentence was just bullshit to Youxiang, but the second sentence moved her heart. Her red eyes flickered slightly, and she stood up from the sofa and nodded: "Since it is your idea, let's go once."

So, two high school boys, a loli and two little girls went out happily.

……

However, the happiness of the two male protagonists did not last long, as they were annoyed by the 100% turning heads of passers-by on the street.

"This one seems to have a high rating, shall we go for the buffet?"

Rin glanced at her phone and stopped at a self-service shabu-shabu hotpot restaurant. Under Kamijou's subtle look, she led everyone in. To be more precise... it was Index who led everyone in.

Youzi and Youxiang were very well-behaved, sitting upright at the table. Index looked around and her mouth was watering at the smell of the hot pot.

When Rin had selected the ingredients and some snacks for herself, Yuuka and Yuzu and brought them to the table, she saw the tall pile of plates that Kamijou had placed next to Index's table with a dull expression.

"Um, well, Index has a big appetite."

Rin nodded and patted Kamijou's shoulder. She thought of a foodie she knew who looked like he understood everything, but she was a little worried that this restaurant would kick them out.

Sitting between Youxiang and Youzi, Lin took out a lollipop, tore off the wrapping paper and handed it to the idle Youzi with a gentle expression. The other party was stunned for a moment, reached out to take the lollipop and put it in her mouth. After a few seconds, a look of happiness appeared on her face, and she even had two puffs of blush on her face, like Pikachu.

It can be seen that the body has become smaller, and the psychological age has also decreased by about tens of billions of years. Only Youxiang next to her can still maintain her previous image. She sits upright and looks like a little lady. At this moment, she is holding a teacup and drinking tea in small sips.

The pot hasn't even started boiling yet. Rin took out her phone and propped up her head to play with it. She opened the "Xianyu's Consolation and Reassurance Group". At this moment, the group was full of joy. Except for Yuyuko, Yakumo Aoi, and Orange who didn't know why, almost everyone was celebrating the strange disappearance of Yakumo Yukari. They were overjoyed and celebrating, as if it was Chinese New Year. They had never realized what would happen to Gensokyo without Yukari...

Especially Reimu. This girl was so excited that she wanted to go to Moriya Shrine to fulfill her vow. She even forged a will with her crooked handwriting like an earthworm, and signed Yakumo Yukari without even changing the handwriting. She took a photo and sent it to the group, excitedly demanding that the Yakumo family return the 99,998 gold coins that had been withheld from her last time and hand over all her property according to the will.

On the other hand, Yakumo Aoi's reaction was to blame Eirin for Yakumo Yukari's disappearance and was making further negotiations.

The reason why the atmosphere is still so lively even though the leader has disappeared... is mainly because almost no one believes that Yakumo Yukari will really get into trouble. They all suspect that it is because of relationship problems and the triangular relationship with Princess Yongentei that caused trouble.

"These guys..."

Yakumo Yukari leaned over to take a few peeks, then her whole body froze and her face fell: "...It's okay for the others, but Reimu... I'm her guardian, and you even forged my will. Haha, is my handwriting that ugly?"

"I guess you're just concerned about the ugly forged signature at the end, right?"

Rin complained and just happened to see the message sent by Xiao Ai. She quickly pushed away Yakumo Yukari's head that was leaning forward, turned around and opened the chat box with her back to her.

"Brother Lin, I don't know why, but I've been feeling a little uneasy lately, and my head feels a little heavy. Is it because I'm under too much pressure... I'd better train the intern to be an independent civil servant as soon as possible and go to see Brother Lin."

"..."

Lin, who felt even more uneasy than Xiao Ai, quickly said some words of comfort, hoping that she could proceed step by step and not be impatient, and teach the intern seriously.

Just as I was about to say some sweet words to improve her favorability and get closer to the goal of starting a harem, I suddenly felt a warm breath on my neck. I quickly flipped my phone and turned around.

So, their big mouths faced each other, and they collided with Yakumo Yukari who was secretly looking at her phone behind her back.

The atmosphere at the table became solemn.

Author's message:

Well...does anyone read my articles about hooking up?

Chapter 5 Not only that, but even my chastity of many years is almost gone (5/)

Do you know how many years you will be sentenced to if you kiss a little girl?

If it is defined as a pervert with bad intentions, then in the complete form of Yakumo Yukari, no matter how old she is, a perverted woman must be sentenced to less than five years. If it is in a public place, the sentence must be more than five years. If it is in the form of a young girl, then... more than five years and less than ten years.

Seeing Kamijou Touma's petrified expression, Rin widened her eyes and quickly moved her chair back, wiping her mouth with a tissue while making a "Pooh" sound, with a hint of disgust. It's not that she disliked her age and current appearance, but she just happened to see people in the group discussing whether Yakumo Yukari brushed her teeth.

So, based on the first and second paragraphs, how should the sentence be imposed for an old lady who molested a minor?

Little Yakumo Yukari stared at Rin's lips with an idiotic look on her face, then reached out and touched her own lips. It was really hard to believe that she had kept her first kiss for XXXX to the XXXth time, but she gave it away so casually, and in the form that she had most longed for and anticipated.

Sitting in a daze on the chair, she began to recall the past. She had teased each other in the game and suffered retribution, such as having her breasts attacked, and then sleeping in the same bed for no apparent reason, being mistaken for a couple, and being forced to play various games for nothing. Now... she couldn't even keep her first kiss? !

What's next? Bang Bang Bang? Can't I keep my innocence intact?

It was as if God had deliberately arranged for Yakumo Yukari to lose her mind and despair. She didn't even have the time to act cute. She fell into a dilemma in the life of a monster, a dilemma that no monster of a higher level could solve.

"Well... um, it's just an accident. The pot is boiling. Do you want me to help you put something in?"

Sensing that the atmosphere was not right, but thinking about it carefully, a child's kiss seemed nothing, Touma scratched the back of his head and asked with a silly smile.

Youxiang's calm eyes drifted from Rin to Yakumo Yukari, revealing a sarcastic sneer, as if she was ready to watch a good show.

"Sister Zi?"

Rin barely recovered from her state of disgust, but saw Yakumo Yukari with a gloomy face and a somewhat terrifying expression. She swallowed and then remembered that even if she was shameless, even if she liked to pretend to be young, even if she had become a little girl now, it could not change the fact that she was a great monster who had experienced many ups and downs in life, a top-notch one.

She must be powerful, decisive in killing, and extremely wise to be worthy of the title of monster and monster sage. Perhaps she is too peaceful and has been addicted to the Internet for many years, which has smoothed out her original monster edges, but... her nature is still there after all.

What is the instinct of monsters? It is to eat humans, but the top monsters disdain this for various reasons and settings. But once they are angered, humans will be...

"Wow! Sister Zi! Bah! You Zi, I was wrong! Don't bite! It hurts... I was wrong!"

His ear was bitten, and it was like a turtle eating a weight and couldn't let go. It felt like his ear was about to be bitten through. After just a few days of attacking, Lin finally exposed his weak nature again and begged for mercy.

Yakumo Yuzu's eyes were filled with seriousness and murderous intent. She was serious this time! Da!

In her current form, she was no match for Rin. The only sharp weapon she had was her teeth. As a sage of monsters, she knew how to make choices and use local materials, so she used her most powerful means of attack.

This is definitely not a cute move, but a strategic consideration.

Looking at the farce in front of him, Touma's eyes flashed with deep sympathy, and his head, which had gotten better, began to ache again.

Index, who was sitting next to him, urged him for a long time, but when she saw that Touma had no reaction and no intention of eating, she finally couldn't bear it anymore, so she opened her mouth, grabbed Touma's head and started biting it.

The two brothers, with little lolita on their bodies, continued to go further and further on the road to death.

After finally waiting for Yakumo Yukari to run out of strength, Rin hugged her and put her on his knees. He touched his ear which seemed to have been bitten and bled, and wanted to cry but had no tears: "You Yukari, the kiss before was not my fault, who told you to hide behind me? It was obviously an accident, why are you reacting so strongly?"

"Accident?"

Yakumo Yukari, who was sitting on Rin's lap, twisted her butt in extreme discomfort, raised her head and looked directly into Rin's eyes: "This is our first kiss!"

Rin smacked her lips, "Well... this isn't my first kiss anymore. That's pretty unfair."

Yakumo Yukari's eyes widened, and her face turned red with embarrassment, a rare sight in a million years. She almost sprained her waist because of Rin's words, and her lips trembled for a long time without being able to speak.

Youxiang, who had been watching the battle for a long time, had a twinkling look in her eyes. She suddenly reached out and pulled Lin's clothes. When he turned around, she said, "I want to drink Yakult."

"Eh? But the store doesn't have it..."

"Want to drink."

Her serious expression and firm tone showed her unbreakable faith. Lin sighed helplessly: "It's impolite to bring drinks into other people's restaurants... Hey? But Yakult can only be considered a snack... Okay, Sister Youxiang, wait here, I'll go buy it for you nearby."

Rin stood up and looked at Touma, who was crying, and said, "You can start cooking first. I'll go buy something for my sister and I'll be back soon."

After saying that, he looked at Touma with pity, and suddenly thought of a way to rescue him. He poured a plate of shrimp balls into the pot. Sure enough, the next second, Index gave up the attack and sat upright, staring at the balls in the pot.

"I can only help you so much."

After the two exchanged glances, Rin hurried away.

Fortunately, there was a convenience store not far away, and Rin quickly crossed the road and hurried into the convenience store.

Coincidentally, there was a girl who was also walking out in a hurry, carrying something with a guilty look on her face. The two of them were jogging and bumped into each other in an instant.

According to the collision volume and mechanics, Rin finally pushed the girl to the ground in public. A golden color appeared in front of his eyes, and his face was buried in two huge spheres.

The girl, who was dizzy from the fall, felt something was wrong with her breasts. She raised her head slightly and looked at her body. Her face turned red instantly and her two starry eyes became misty.

"Damn it! Damn it! Pervert!"

She reached out and scratched Rin's head hard, but unfortunately her pitiful strength did not allow her to launch any substantial attack. Until Rin recovered from her habitual daze and climbed up from her body, the poor girl stood up from the ground, covering her breasts.

"Pervert... Hey? Is that you?"

Not only did the blonde girl feel familiar to Rin, Rin recognized who she was at first sight.

Ranked fifth in Academy City, has a very bad reputation, has big breasts, a high IQ, and looks like Shokuhou Misaki from Kimble.

"..."

Before Rin could apologize, the other party suppressed his embarrassment, touched his chin with his slender fingers in white silk gloves, and smiled slightly: "Newly promoted LV5 Jingu Rin, right..."

"how do you know?"

She smiled proudly: "Of course I have special channels, and I appeared at the right time. Let's have a fair fight. Now the forum is discussing who is better among the players of a certain stone. Why not take this opportunity to compete?"

Author's message:

The car will never be out of gas!

Don't ask me why I suddenly said this.

Chapter 1 It’s time to adjust your starry eyes (5/)

"..."

Rin looked at the girl in front of her speechlessly. She didn't know why the girls in Academy City were always so competitive. The same was true for Misaka Mikoto and Shokuhou Misaki. Whenever they met someone they could challenge, they would make a fuss.

"Sorry, I just don't have time right now."

It would be fine if it was an ordinary time, but Lin now has an important mission on his shoulders. There is a young lady waiting for him in the store, and there is another young lady who he is worried will cause trouble if he is away for a while, and there is also his gay friend who is waiting for him to eat. So even if the starry eyes on the opposite side are very much in line with his aesthetic taste, he has no time to pay attention to her.

As he spoke, he passed by Starry Eyes. Just then, a clerk was placing goods and secretly looking in their direction. Rin called him over and asked if they sold Yakult.

Being ignored, Shokuhou Misaki almost bit her teeth off. Compared to Misaka Mikoto, whose personality was written all over her face, the Queen of Tokiwadai was naturally more shrewd. In just a few seconds, she swallowed her anger back into her stomach, still looking confident and arrogant.

"If Jingu-san doesn't have time, how about we set up a time and agree on a game plan now?"

Lin took Yakult from the shelf, and when he heard her words, he turned his head and looked at her expressionlessly: "So why do I have to compete with you?"

"Hey, hey? Did Jingu-san forget that you're a newly promoted LV5? The board of directors contacted me and invited me to fight against Jingu-san. Hey... I was obviously looking forward to it."

In the blink of an eye, her expression changed from confident to sad, with an indescribable sense of loss in her eyes.

How should I put it? Although it feels a bit fake inside, it is flawless when looking at the surface.

In fact, Rin was worried about something else. He had read a post on the forum that discussed Shokuhou Misaki's abilities. It specifically discussed some of Shokuhou Misaki's abilities, among which Rin was particularly concerned about her ability to read minds.

In Gensokyo, Xiaowu can read minds. Any thoughts that suddenly pop up in his mind can be read out, including whether he is a time traveler, a system, etc.

Of course, Gensokyo itself is one of the sponsors of his system, so even if they knew it, it wouldn't matter to him. But it's different in this world. Once people know that he is a time traveler and a cheat king, and that cheats can provide identities and know the existence of other worlds including Fortuna, Xiaoai, and Gensokyo, this is definitely an extremely dangerous thing.

Therefore, he wanted to compete with the LV5 and other masters in Academy City, but he couldn't control his mentality.

"I'm sorry, Shokuhou-san... I really don't want to fight you."

While he was thinking, he had already paid for the Yakult. When he walked over to Shokuhou with the Yakult in his hand, he bowed slightly to express his apology and passed by her.

“Ah, are you scared, Jingu-san?”

Shokuhou Misaki's voice came from behind him, and the deliberately raised tone made the other students who were shopping look over curiously.

"Are you afraid that your so-called lucky power will lose its effect, or are you afraid... that I will see something?"

Rin subconsciously turned around and looked at her, frowning slightly. Shokuhou Bri's tone and expression were clearly a provocation, which meant that her previous disappointment was completely fake.

At the same time, Shokuhou Misaki turned around and looked at him with a smile. Her beautiful and delicate face did not show any aggression at all, but her words were full of provocation: "I have always been confused about how luck, which is sometimes good and sometimes bad, can be used as a superpower. Maybe some people have better luck than the average person, and some have worse luck than the average person, but being able to be rated as LV5 proves that no matter what happens, at least 99.5% of the goddess of luck is by his side. Do such people really exist?"

"So? What do you want to prove?"

"I just want to see if your luck is good enough to make me miscalculate every time and hinder your LV5 superpower."

Rin's eyes lit up at Shokuhou's words. He also wanted to thank Shokuhou for reminding him that his luck value could indeed cause psychics to make mistakes, whether it was calculation or manipulation...

Think about Misaka Mikoto, who is higher level than Shokuhou. She attacked him several times in the game but failed every time, which shows that his lucky plug-in can indeed suppress LV5.

"Well, in that case, let's do it at 10 o'clock tomorrow. As for the game... I heard you're a sports idiot? Then let's play a random IQ game then."

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