Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

Being bluntly poked at her sore spot, Shokuhou's smile froze for a moment, then returned to normal: "Compared to those apes with strong limbs and simple minds, I'm indeed not very good at this... But I don't think I can even subdue the eighth cricket. Let's just let the game be random."

Lin nodded and was about to leave when he saw the bag she had secretly taken before. It contained snacks. Out of kindness and concern, he said seriously, "Also, my sister once told me that girls with your body type are most likely to gain weight. It seems that drinking water will make you fat... So, you should eat less desserts. Bye."

With a "bang", the bag in Shokuhou's hand fell to the ground. She gnashed her teeth and looked at the boy's back, "Damn you... I'm going to teach you a lesson tomorrow and make you cry and kneel and call me Queen... I'll also settle the score for the assault on your breasts!"

It caused her to lose her dignity as a queen and act like a little girl. Thinking about it now, it is so shameful.

……

"Why so long?"

After taking the Yakult, Youxiang raised her head curiously and asked, her green hair was a little messy. Lin couldn't help but put his hand on her head to help him smooth her hair, but was slapped away.

Seeing Youxiang's angry eyes, Lin smiled awkwardly: "Nothing... I just met a tough guy on the road and made an appointment to fight him tomorrow."

"Can you win?"

"can."

"Hehe... He has all kinds of cheats. If he can't win even with this, he can just find an ice spirit and freeze him to death."

A discordant sound came from the side. Rin turned his head and saw Yakumo Yuzu's unhappy and indignant expression.

Index had already finished several plates during this time, still eating and drinking without any complaints about the heat, which made her current "guardian" Kamijou very embarrassed. Hearing Rin's conversation, he suddenly interrupted curiously, "Hack?"

"Ahem... it's just to describe my luck ability as being like a cheat."

Afraid that Touma would misunderstand that it was a game cheat, Rin quickly explained, looked at the childish Yakumo Yuzu, and took out several lollipops: "Blueberry flavor, here."

"Don't think that I will forgive you if you please me. You may die at home one day."

Yakumo Yukari, who seemed to be acting tough on the surface, took the lollipop very obediently. She looked like a child no matter how you looked at her, which made Rin even more suspicious.

I felt it was very strange at the beginning. I've told you before not to lose your moral integrity and pretend to be young, but Yakumo Yukari still looks like a child and it doesn't seem like she's pretending... Could it be that Eirin really gave her too many drugs and her brain was burned out?

Chapter 2 Who Climbed into My Bed (5/)

At the end of the buffet, several people were almost kicked out because of Index. It was only because Rin gave the manager a lot of points that they were able to eat safely until the end.

The only thing to be thankful for is that although Index has an unusually voracious appetite, compared to the foodie in Saigyouji, she is like a toddler, so it only costs a drop in the bucket for Rin to feed her.

Index, who was well fed, looked at Rin with a much kinder gaze, as if she was looking at a free lunch ticket.

From strolling around the street to returning home, everything went smoothly along the way, such as Touma being chased by a security robot for no reason, being chased by a stray dog ​​on the street, being bitten by Index, Rin suddenly being given two cans of drinks by a security robot, being given a gold ring she caught by a stray dog ​​on the street, and being bitten by Yakumo Yukari... These are all very ordinary daily things.

After returning to the apartment building, everyone went home and looked for their own loli. Lin closed the door and immediately lay down on the sofa. He lazily took out his mobile phone to chat with his girlfriend in the group.

Until now, he has not told anyone that Yakumo Yukari is with him. It’s not because he has any bad intentions, but his seventh sense as a virgin tells him that if he tells others about Yakumo Yukari, then their relationship will never be cleared up even if they jump into the Yellow River.

Well, such a slow-witted man is surprisingly calm in the face of major issues.

Youxiang put on her slippers, picked up the pot of pansy seedlings, trotted across the living room, placed it on the window, and then the demon and the grass seemed to be chatting happily.

Youzi kicked off her boots, sat down next to Lin, picked up the remote control and watched the children's program with great interest. This time, Lin completely believed that the current Youzi was the byproduct of taking too many drugs.

“Fake medicines can harm people…”

Sighing quietly, Rin was still silently thankful in his heart that he had not taken Eirin's drugs... cough cough.

At this time, Kaguya was still in a state of exhaustion. She had been like this ever since Yakumo Yukari disappeared. Her original plan to raise a husband had gone down the drain, and she felt more and more uneasy. She even dreamed of girls from other worlds cheating on her, oh, and Kazami Yuuka too.

Thinking about it now, she really regretted it. She had two chances to commit the crime, but she didn't commit the crime. She let Lin go for love and justice...

For her own future happiness, Kaguya decided to take action, and she only left a single message for Rin.

"I just don't believe it. Without Old Lady Zi, I would not be able to travel through time!"

After staring at her message for a long time, and even wondering whether Kaguya would ask Yuedu Technology Co., Ltd. to make a time-travel machine, Rin rubbed her head and turned off her phone.

Well, it's time to brush up on your score again.

The two little girls were already sleepy by around eight or nine o'clock. They sat on the sofa, drowsy. In less than a quarter of an hour, their two little heads were close to each other and they fell asleep.

Rin recovered from his addiction to the game and almost forgot that he had a match tomorrow. He picked up Youxiang and Youzi one by one and put them on a bed, covered them with a quilt, and then returned to his room to continue playing.

Unfortunately, I didn’t have the energy to practice Taoism today. Around eleven or twelve o’clock, I was so sleepy that I fell asleep on the bed.

Not knowing how long he had slept, he opened his eyes dazedly, tilted his head slightly, and looked at the petite figure crawling onto his bed.

The figure had already put one arm and one leg on the bed. When he saw Lin looking at him, his whole body stiffened and he remained in that position stupidly.

His head felt stuffy at this moment, and Lin shook his head. When his brain gradually became clear and his eyes adjusted to the darkness, he realized that the person who was about to climb onto his bed was You Zi.

"Sister Zi, what's wrong?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, Yakumo Yukari was startled and fell off the bed, crawling on the ground groaning. Rin quickly lifted the quilt and helped Yukari up.

At the moment, she seemed to be in the childish gear and hadn't changed gears yet. She rubbed her eyes and said aggrievedly: "Why do I have to sleep with that stupid woman Youxiang? She woke up and kicked me to the ground and wouldn't let me go to bed."

The more she talked, the more aggrieved she felt. You Zi angrily jumped onto the bed and said, "Let's not sleep with You Xiang. We'll sleep here from now on. Lin, just go to the living room."

"You wish. Go ahead if you want."

As Lin spoke, he stretched out his hands and wanted to pick up Youzi, but she was too fierce and hard to approach. Lin, who was already very sleepy, simply lay down on the bed. No matter how hard Youzi pushed him, he remained unmoved until both of them gradually fell asleep.

While half asleep, he felt something trying to get into his arms. Lin subconsciously hugged the object and continued to sleep soundly until dawn.

……

Yakumo Yukari woke up.

I woke up naturally and had a very comfortable sleep. I always had a familiar and peaceful feeling.

Suffering from severe hypoglycemia, she greeted, yawned, and stretched, then habitually called out "Lan", but after waiting for a long time without any response, she gradually woke up.

Hmm, what about the unfamiliar ceiling...

She felt something on her lower abdomen. She looked down and saw it was an arm. She subconsciously moved her arm aside and gradually realized that something was wrong.

He suddenly turned his head to look at Rin's familiar face, his whole body stiffened, then he tremblingly lifted the quilt and looked at a part of Rin that was full of vitality in the morning.

"Fortunately... I'm wearing pajamas."

Zi, whose chastity was preserved, sneered at Rin on the bed, raised the lamp on the bedside table, aimed at a certain part of Rin, suddenly stopped halfway through, hesitated for a while, raised the lamp again, and then put it down again, in an extremely conflicted state.

“Why do you keep doing this over and over again?”

Yakumo Yukari sighed and turned her head away, not wanting to see or hear Rin's screams and appearance. She raised the desk lamp for the last time, and then... the lamp fell on the bed, and she stopped again.

But this time it was not because she was soft-hearted, but because she suddenly remembered what she had experienced yesterday.

It seemed like she drank too much of Bayei Eirin's medicine and had been in a dizzy, dream-like state. At that time, she was completely like a child who had never grown up... She even gave her first kiss, and in the end, she even... climbed onto Rin's bed.

At this moment, Yakumo Yukari wished she could smash her head with a desk lamp. She covered her face and felt extremely ashamed... Those actions were controlled by her subconscious mind. Although she wanted to act cute and young all day long, she would never go so far. The way she was yesterday was just her former child form, with her own memories.

The interesting thing is that whether it is Yakumo Yukari now or yesterday, she can feel that her memory and senses are connected. For example, when she thinks of that accidental kiss now, she feels as if her lips are being electrocuted by a weak electric current.

The noise she made in bed woke Rin up, but Rin didn't even open his eyes. He hugged her, rubbed her against him, and continued to sleep.

Author's message:

I may not make it through five chapters today. I keep dozing off.

Chapter 18: Let’s decide the outcome with the R3 game (5/)

Zi tried to struggle hard, but sadly found that with her current young body, she couldn't break free from Lin's arms at all, and she couldn't use her demonic power.

She is now just an ordinary human with a healthy face. Although she is a little happy... ahem, if she is not happy, she will not have a personality like Xiao Youzi, but she still feels painful when her breasts are hit because she can't use her magic power.

Lin's warm breath hit the top of her head, and her body was tightly bound, which made Zi's heart shake. In addition to the overwhelming anger and murderous intent in her chest, there was also a sense of intimacy, familiarity, warmth, and even... the feeling of wanting to relax her whole body and snuggle quietly.

This inexplicable favor made Yakumo Yukari even more upset. She tried hard to control the crazy deer jumping around in her heart, but ultimately failed. Unconsciously, her cheeks began to turn red, her brain felt dizzy, and a pink unknown gas seemed to be coming out of her body.

If Yakumo Aoi were here, she would probably shout "Power of Spring" and cheer for the goal she would eventually achieve.

Just as her breathing became disordered and her eyes were filled with mist, staring at the collar of Lin's shirt, an unknown "fire" suddenly erupted and rushed to the top of her head. The pink atmosphere dissipated, and she fell asleep with her eyes closed again.

……

When Lin woke up, he found a soft pillow in his arms. When he let go, he found it was Youzi. Recalling the sleepwalking scene last night, Lin didn't care. He sat up from the bed, was dazed for a while, got up to change clothes, and when he was about to open the door, he turned around and looked at Youzi. Only then did he realize that she seemed to be one or two years older than yesterday, at least her clothes looked a little small.

"Let's buy some clothes for Youzi later."

Just as he left the bedroom, Youxiang opened the door, nodded at him, and trotted into the kitchen to find Yakult. She looked like she was addicted to marijuana and hopeless.

After washing up, I ordered some takeout. Then I thought that Youxiang didn't eat much and only needed Yakult, so I unsubscribed one. I sat on the sofa looking for my girlfriend, but when I found out that she was not online, I opened my phone and checked the news out of boredom.

And now, no matter which daily newspaper it is, the front-page news is all about him being promoted to LV5 and becoming the eighth in Academy City. Looking at the comments, it is completely one-sided, with people full of amazement and admiration. Even if there are a few discordant people who despise the cheating ability of Luck, they are quickly drowned out by the frequent comments asking for the protection of the Emperor of Luck and absorbing his luck.

Even... for no reason, they established the European Emperor Protection Association and annexed a large number of the Courage Alliance to Leave Africa and Join Europe, which is cause for celebration.

It was only at this time that Lin suddenly remembered that he had made an appointment with a certain star-eyed guy yesterday. It seemed that they would fight at ten o'clock. He looked at the watch and saw that it was only a little after eight o'clock. He smacked his lips and continued to watch the news.

"Morning, meow, meow!"

Breakfast had just been delivered. Youzi stuck her head out of the door and window and greeted Lin. Lin looked up at the innocent Youzi and shook his head. It seemed that the side effects of taking drugs had not yet passed.

With her childlike mind, she had long forgotten the unpleasantness of yesterday. She ran to Rin's side, sat on the sofa, stretched out her hand to grab breakfast, but Rin slapped her hand away.

"Brush your teeth and wash your face first."

"Hey?"

You Zi was stunned: "We are monsters, monsters don't need to wash!"

Just as he finished speaking, Lin flicked his forehead: "The problem is that you don't have the protection of your demon power now. If you don't wash yourself, you will stink. If you stink, I will throw you out!"

As he said this, he pointed at Youxiang who put down the bottle of Yakult and went into the bathroom to wash up: "See, Sister Youxiang knows it all. You, the big monster, are too sloppy!"

The aggrieved Youzi touched her head and stood pitifully at the bathroom door. She didn't dare to go in for a long time, as if she was afraid of being beaten by Youxiang. Until she remembered that she had grown a year or two older and her strength was almost as strong as Youxiang, she mustered up the courage to go in.

But she didn't know that Youxiang, who was standing on the stool, didn't even have time to look at her. After washing up carefully and walking out of the bathroom, she still had to take care of the flowers.

At this time, Youzi stepped onto the stool, looked at the cute face in front of her, made a cute expression to herself, and took out the new children's toothbrush and toothpaste she had bought for her.

Holding toothpaste in her left hand and toothbrush in her right hand, she tilted her head to look at the things in front of her, trying hard to recall her past memories, wanting to understand how to use this thing. After a while, she lowered her head dejectedly.

"cold!"

Hearing her call, Lin walked into the bathroom and saw her helpless expression holding the toothbrush and toothpaste, and covered her forehead.

This is not a learned, intelligent, experienced youkai sage, but a little idiot! Ah! So when will Yakumo Yukari regain her Big Mom personality?!

"Forget it... You Zi, I'll only help you once, you can do it yourself next time."

As he spoke, Lin squeezed the toothpaste, picked up the cup and let Youzi rinse a sip, then he helped her brush her teeth carefully, meticulously and gently.

You Zi closed her eyes, and her two round blushing cheeks proved that she felt comfortable and happy at the moment. Her whole body felt numb, and finally her legs softened and she leaned on Lin, and he simply held her in his arms while she brushed her teeth.

After this strange little chi's teeth-brushing play was over, I waited for her to wash her face and then wiped her teeth, and that was when I finished.

After finishing breakfast, Rin saw that it was almost nine o'clock. After telling the two lolis to be careful not to fight at home, she went out and rushed to the convenience store where she met Shokuhou yesterday.

They left in a hurry yesterday, and Shokuhou was probably too angry to remember that they didn't agree on a battle location. Rin stood at the door of the convenience store and waited for a while, then saw Shokuhou and four of her followers hurriedly walking towards this side.

After seeing him, Kimbury's eyes lit up and he said something to the followers around him. The girls showed expressions of reluctance and worry, but finally left obediently.

"Jingu-san is quite punctual. Then, let's find a quiet place where we can have a good fight."

Looking at the face full of excitement and anticipation, Lin nodded: "Okay, you decide."

"Then let's go to the coffee shop. Don't cry and ask for comfort when you cry, okay?"

This girl is overly self-conscious, like a proud little peacock. Rin is not angry. Instead, she thinks such a girl is quite cute. Moreover, she and Hui have the same shade of blonde hair, and that blonde hair is so ugly... ahem.

Following Shokuhou Bri to a coffee shop, the two of them found a secluded couple's room, asked the waiter to wait for their order, and then started making love to each other.

"Then let's turn on the random mode for the game... Which gaming platform should we use?"

Lin asked back, supporting his head with starry eyes, and smiled slightly: "Use yours."

"Ok."

Rin chose the random battle mode, thought about it, and then suggested fighting moves and so on from the options, leaving only intelligence, card strategy and other games, and then the two of them connected to enter.

In front of me was a random selection of game options like a slot machine. Finally, the slot machine stopped and displayed a... love game that was not suitable for children.

Author's message:

Sorry, sorry, I fell asleep yesterday. Let's see if I can make up for yesterday's today.