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Yakumo Yukari... No, Yakumo Yukari, is here so soon?

Look at the disheveled You Zi now. She is thousands of times cuter than when she was an adult, and even cuter than in the photos. It is hard to imagine that she would be so disrespectful when she grows up.

"Alright, alright! Stop fighting!"

Relying on his physical advantage, Lin separated the two lolis, placing one on his left and one on his right. He held down the two little girls' heads and let them punch, kick and claw at each other in the air, feeling extremely complicated.

"Sister Zi, didn't the group say it would take another week? How come it's here so soon?"

You Zi stopped punching and turned her head away in embarrassment. Then she thought, she is now a little girl, and a little girl who can fool everyone with her cuteness. When else can she act cute? !

Compared to Youxiang, Youzi, whose sense of shame had long been eaten away by Kame, turned her head, stuck out her tongue, and replied in a soft and sticky voice: "I am not your sister Zi, I am Youzi."

...How could she be so shameless? This surprised Rin. She had originally thought that she at least cared about her dignity as a youkai, and at least maintained her sense of shame and dignity. But after she turned into a juvenile form, she actually acted so unscrupulously and acted like a child.

…Although it was not out of place to say it with this face and voice, but thinking about the grade she had guessed before, Lin's hair stood up, her head was numb, and she felt extremely uncomfortable. She couldn't help but stretched out her hand and slapped her hard: "Can you have a little shame!"

"It hurts, it hurts," You Zi covered her head with her hands, tears about to burst out, "You...you actually bully me because I'm young?! I'll beat you to death!"

He placed his palm against You Zi's head, letting her wave and scratch like a wild cat. Lin sighed deeply, "You have now been transferred to the world I traveled through. Tell me... what happened?"

Chapter 2: Today, Yakumo Yukari will also practice being a good wife (5/)

"It's your damn mistress Kaguya Houraisan who just keeps pushing me!"

As soon as she mentioned it, she was filled with anger. She crossed her arms and folded her chest, raised her head slightly and snorted coldly: "Then that 800 million-year-old quack doctor fed me a bunch of potions. Now I want to vomit when I think about it. Who knows if there are any side effects. And Lan... Wow! When I recover, I must chop off her tail and make a feather duster!"

"...Can you tell me the point?"

"Anyway, I felt that my abilities had recovered a little, so I tried to open a gap. There was no problem before, so I tried to see if I could cross the dimension. You know what happened next, it still takes a certain amount of time to recover. In the end, it was all your mistress's fault!"

Yuxiang, who had calmed down after drinking a bottle of Yakult, threw the bottle into the trash can after hearing her righteous tone, and suddenly asked, "Isn't his mistress you, Yakumo Yukari?"

You Zi's eyes widened and she pointed at her own cute face. Her purple eyes were filled with surprise and grievance, and her lips were trembling. "It's fine if they spread rumors to trick me, but you, Feng Jian Youxiang, could actually do such a thing? How can I be her lover?! Do you think he's so popular that I should throw myself on him like those crazy, crazy women?"

The more she spoke, the more excited she became. She even stood up from the sofa, held onto Rin's shoulders and started yelling, but Rin pushed her back onto the sofa.

"Although I also want to say that no matter who I choose as my mistress, I will not choose Zi M... Sister Zi, but this is not the point now. Sister Zi, when will you recover?"

"I told you to call me Youzi!"

"..."

"Probably... it really will take a week. Wow! Did I find that you become a weak bottom when facing girls or older girls, and a strong top when facing loli?"

Rin covered her face as she looked at her expression that was completely that of a little girl. Yakumo Yukari was beyond help. She had completely immersed herself in her current childish identity and could no longer distinguish between acting and reality. Even her deep-rooted malice and evil nature had been swallowed up by her.

"Forget it, Sister Zi, please stop losing your integrity. If you keep going like this, the author will get tired of it, and the audience will get tired of it."

After giving Yakumo Yukari a good lesson, Rin grabbed her restless paw, pointed at the ring on it and continued, "See this? This is the root of this world. Since you can't go back now, you can only live with me. To understand this world, just recite it in your heart."

It's not that he is nagging, but compared to the deep otaku Miss Youxiang, Yakumo Yukari, who no one can guess what she will do next, is the most worrying. This guy is a complete troublemaker who is eager to create chaos and loves to stir up trouble. It is necessary to devote attention to watching her carefully.

Seeing that Yakumo Yukari finally calmed down and honestly carried out the "newbie training", Lin rubbed his brows and said, "Also, you can see the resume in the personal information of the ring. Sister Yuka has been assigned an identity, but you are not sure about Sister Yukari. It would be troublesome if she was regarded as a stowaway."

"Got it, let's finish reading this first."

After reading the introduction, Yakumo Yukari had a certain understanding of this world. She was slightly curious, so she opened her personal information and pulled out her resume. Then, when she saw the few extra lines of her resume that inexplicably appeared, she suddenly turned off the circle and jumped up again.

"Rin, let me ask you, what is Youxiang's identity?"

"My sister."

"Haha, now I understand. It's obvious that everyone related to you will be forced to have an identity, but why?"

She grabbed Lin's collar and shook her petite body: "Why is Fengjian Youxiang the elder sister, and I am the fiancée?! What the hell! I am only seven years old! What a mess! Tune up your system, I am going to uninstall it!"

"fiancée?"

Rin, who was held by Yakumo Yukari, was also shocked. She felt more and more that her belief system was a bullshit. How could she give the identity of her fiancée to someone so easily?

Even if he was given money, shouldn't it be left to Kaguya and Xiaoai? If he gave it to an old man, how could he face people in the future? Moreover, this old man had a face of seven years old. If he went out like this and was caught by the discipline committee, wouldn't he be arrested as a special person?

The minimum sentence is three years and the maximum is death penalty! Is it worth it for an old lady? !

"That's not right. How could such information appear in a serious resume?"

"It seems that it's because you, the president, have the identity of a LV5 esper. It's shown here that you are the fiancée of the eighth Jingu Rin."

Lin was slightly stunned, and as he opened the ring, he said in surprise: "My level assessment has come out so quickly? The ring is updated so quickly..."

Just as he finished speaking, his cell phone rang with a text message. He turned off the ring and took out his cell phone to take a look. The message came from the cell phone number left by the tester who had previously given him a superpower test.

Looking at the content of the text message, Lin's expression of pride and excitement froze completely on his face, and his mood was extremely complicated. You Zi, who was standing beside him, came over, stared at the phone screen and read aloud.

"Congratulations, Mr. Jingu. The Council has reviewed the test report and audio and video materials and immediately gave the level result. You are now a true LV5 superpower user, and will appear on the pages of major platforms for free promotion in three hours. Because we cannot judge the difference in combat power with other LV5s at present, we temporarily rank Mr. Jingu in eighth place. Please wait patiently for the second accurate test."

"In addition, the higher-ups have approved three titles for Jingu to choose from. The first is Absolute Luck, the second is Luck Manipulation, and the third is The Mistress of the Goddess of Luck. Ah, I read it wrong. It's The Blessing of the Goddess of Luck. Is that okay, brother Rin? It seems to me that you want the Gold Title, the Silver Title, or the Iron Title. Tsk tsk."

Ignoring the complaints from Yakumo Yukari, Rin covered her face with her hands and felt so tired. Why were other people's titles so handsome and respectable, but when it came to her, she looked like an idiot in the late stage of chuunibyou.

Rin was already in a very awkward mood, and the sarcastic remarks from Yakumo Yukari made her even more depressed. He held down Yakumo Yukari's shoulders and prepared to retaliate.

"Sister Zi, since you are now my fiancée, please practice as a bride and don't lose face for me in this world."

"You...you...we."

Yakumo Yukari, who always plays tricks on others without mercy and gets away with it, has been attacked on her breasts, forced to share a bed with others, misunderstood, tricked by shikigami, attacked by a group of girls from Gensokyo, and had her scandal spread by paparazzi so that everyone knows about it. Now she is being bullied by the weak...

"I don't want to live anymore! Why do I have to be associated with a little bastard like you? Did I owe you a life in my previous life or something?! Will my innocence and reputation continue to be trampled on by you?! Fiancée? Fiancée! Why don't you give Yuuka Kazami this worthless status?"

Feng Jianyouxiang, who was standing aside and had nothing to do with the matter, suddenly had a sharp look in her eyes. She put the Yakult on the coffee table and rushed towards Yakumo Yuzu, raising her fist...

Author's message:

I recommend a book, "The Scientific Jack the Ripper".

I thought I could just leave the battlefield, but I was wrong.

I thought I could go my own way from then on, but I was wrong again.

It's more beautiful here than before, more novel... and more dangerous.

Jack, Thunder, Jack the Ripper, call me what you want, but I firmly believe in one thing -

[Once a sword is unsheathed, all the others will remain in the sheath].

Chapter 3 There is a kind of green called brilliance... (Dead) (5/)

Watching the two young girls who started fighting again, they rolled from the sofa to the floor but were still unwilling to let each other go, their clothes were torn to tatters and their faces were in disarray, they were about to pull down their panties. Lin supported his head and watched for a while, feeling that there was no threat at all, so he didn't worry about it.

He silently replied to a text message, and was very conflicted but had no choice but to choose the third title. After all, compared to the previous two, the title of "Blessing of the Goddess of Luck" was at least normal, although compared to the other LV5s it was not normal at all, as if magic was forcibly mixed in with a bunch of technology.

He closed the text message interface and then opened the chat software, and saw Kaguya looking miserable and constantly refreshing the screen of his chat window.

"Yakumo Yukari is missing! Woohoo, could it be that I made Eirin feed her too much medicine and she died?"

"Has the body been found?"

"There's a ghost corpse in the gap monster! Wuwu... I'm done for. You old woman, just die if you want to. Why didn't you wait until I was sent over before dying? It's so irresponsible. If I'm being cheated on, it must be Yakumo Yukari's fault!"

Rin, who wanted to continue to complain, was almost choked to death by her words. She looked at Yakumo Yukari, who was pressed to the ground by Yuka, riding on her back, pulling her hair and crying, and sighed deeply. She continued to reply: "What are you thinking about every day? Why would I cheat on you if I have nothing to do? In your eyes, Kaguya, do I travel through the world just to pick up girls?"

“…Isn’t it?”

Lin said something that made him feel like a thousand arrows pierced his heart. He covered his chest and before he could ask back, the other party sent another message.

"The first world... Katsura Kotonoha, well, that's the beginning of her becoming a scumbag. The second world, Kiriko Asuna? In this world, tell me, is it Misaka Mikoto or Starry Eyes?"

"No... I didn't. Can a protagonist who has a harem be called a scumbag? The protagonist... Okay, I admit that Kotonoha is involved, but the rest is completely fictitious."

So the two of them had a heated discussion and quarrel about the Crystal Palace, which made Kaguya, who was far away in another dimension, sigh that she had a long way to go. It was too difficult to win back a man who was determined to start a harem, but she was reluctant to give him up.

Rin was so absorbed in the quarrel with his girlfriend that he didn't realize that threatening to start a harem in front of his girlfriend was no different from doing NTR in front of her. He didn't even notice that Kaguya had changed her font color to green.

Until Youzi jumped onto the sofa and hid behind Lin, Youxiang also jumped onto the sofa, and the two little lolis started a fierce chase around Lin. In the end, Youxiang even stepped on Lin's head.

The face and the phone screen had an intimate contact and a little contest, and then the phone won.

Lin rubbed his nose and held down Youxiang who had fallen to the side with one hand. With the other hand, he held down Youzi who was making faces at Youxiang. He took a deep breath and said, "You two should be more like each other. What's the point of fighting when you're all like this? No one is better than the other. This fight is no different from that between kindergarten kids. Sister Zi, Sister Youxiang, please calm down. Don't you think this is a disgrace to the title of great monster?"

You Zi, who was pinned down by him for a long time and unable to turn over, struggled for a few times, and finally lay weakly on the sofa with her arms forward, groaning: "You actually still know that I'm a big monster! Even if I lose all my dignity, it's all your fault!"

In sharp contrast to her, Youxiang was still full of energy and struggling, showing murderous intent towards Lin from time to time. She didn't even want to say a word, and finally regained her freedom after kicking and struggling.

It seemed that after beating Youzi up, she was in a much better mood. Youxiang picked up the Yakult on the table and drank it happily, looking like a lactic acid bacteria after the event.

"Vice President, Sister Zi, you are not a 500-year-old or 495-year-old kid anymore. You should pay more attention to your image."

After saying that, Lin let go of her hand. You Zi lay on the sofa for a long time without moving. After a long time, she raised her head and said, "Forget it. We have had enough fun. Let's stop being cute, okay?"

"Drip drip."

The doorbell rang, and Rin "warned" the two lolis with his eyes, but one of them ignored him and the other snorted. Then he stood up from the sofa and looked at the doorman. It turned out to be Kamijou Touma.

“Hey, Kamijou, would I be willing to come out without making out with your sister in the room?”

"Ghost! Who wants to kiss a little brat who only knows how to bite heads?"

Kamijou Touma, with a look of despair on his face, couldn't help but complain, and then Rin watched helplessly as a loli jumped up from behind him and bit his head viciously.

This loli, wearing a nun's uniform, looks cute, but her canine teeth seem a bit sharp...

"Wow! So you're a lolita con!"

"Ghost Lolita..."

Touma pulled the loli nun off his head with all his strength, and just as he was about to retort, he saw two little heads popping out from behind Rin, one on the left and one on the right, and one of them was someone he had never seen before.

"You are obviously the lolita lover, no, you are the girl lover! Don't mention that this is also your sister..."

Being pointed at by Touma, Yakumo Yuzu walked out from behind Rin and looked up at Touma: "Very smart, Hedgehog Head, but there is something wrong, do I look that old? I am obviously Rin's sister."

The corners of Rin's mouth twitched, and she almost couldn't help but reveal her past. In the end, she thought about it and gave up this tempting idea for the sake of world peace, family tranquility, and Touma's sanity.

"So what's up with this head-biting nun?"

"You are such a nasty person. I am not the Head-Bite Nun. I am Index! Hmm, two little sisters~"

Youxiang was still holding onto the door frame and just gave the nun a lazy nod. However, Youzi was very happy to be called a sister and couldn't help laughing out loud: "Yeah, not bad, I admire you very much."

"She..."

After exchanging a look with Rin as if they were in the same boat, Touma slumped his shoulders and sighed, then followed Rin into the room, closing the door and saying, "I wanted to chase her away but she insisted on staying here. She claimed to be a nun from England and that she had 130,000 game guidebooks in her head."

"…It's not a guidebook! It's a magic book! A magic book!"

Things like magic are not surprising at all. This is a world where network information and game information are open and hackers are rampant. Not much information can be closed. Although Academy City is currently only used for internal online battles, the forums of various game platforms have revealed that this world has both science and magic, and Academy City is not the only one that dominates.

Magic, like super powers, is also banned from real life and assimilated into the game.

But...if there really are more than 100,000 magic books...wouldn't that be a game guide book...

Author's message:

Wow, the title is so interesting. Let's play with titles from now on.

Chapter 4 This might be Zi Ma’s first kiss in… years (5/)

"So this little nun has no memories of the past and plans to stay at your house for free?"

Kamijou explained a few words and Rin finally understood. As soon as he gave Index the title of free food and lodging, the other party glared at him, as if she completely regarded him as a villain.

"Probably... that's what happened. I think she's pretty pitiful for being homeless."

Looking at Kamijou scratching his face with the typical nice-to-have look, Rin didn't know how to evaluate him. Overall, she definitely didn't hate him.

"That's weird. Even though I lost my memory, I still remember that I have 130,000 strategy books in my head... Little Sister, can you use them in the game?"

"Wow, I don't want to answer to evil people."

She grabbed Kamijou's arm and started to make a scene. Rin put her hand on her chin and rubbed it. Logically speaking, if she really had so many books in her head and was considered an important person, how could she suddenly lose her memory and come to Academy City?

Another point is, is there anyone looking for him?

Rin remembered that the entry procedures to Academy City were quite troublesome... I couldn't leave for dozens of days, and it was very difficult to sneak across without being able to use superpowers and magic. If I followed the formal procedures...

"Forget it. Although it sounds like a big hassle, Touma, you have already decided to adopt the child, so just take responsibility. Did you come to me today just to tell me this?"

"Well, mainly if I'm not here for class or other things, I hope you can help take care of me..."

Feeling Touma's trust in him, Rin ignored Index's look that completely regarded him as an enemy and nodded. He was taking care of two lolis and Kamijou was taking care of one, so it was generally very hard work.