Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

"Ciri, I...I took the wrong things from you!"

"Huh? You got the wrong one?"

Xili is also very smart. She figured out what the problem was. After all, the girl who delivered the item just now was in a hurry and stuffed it directly into her hand and said something incomprehensible. So that's what happened...

"Yes! I just found out about this too, so I hope you can return that thing to me."

Ciri smiled brightly: "No problem, but... I have an appointment with my aunt to compete, and the time is almost up. She hates people who are late and don't keep their promises, so... I really don't have time to return. If you are in a hurry, Demon King, you can go directly to my room to get it. It's on the table."

"Okay! I understand!"

Lucifer was overjoyed to find out that the computer accessories were secretly safe. In order to avoid any more trouble, he flapped his wings and flew away quickly.

On the way, he happened to meet the Amazon deputy commander. He ignored the girl's call, glided past, said something to the guard at the door, opened the door, and went straight to the table.

"Huh...why are there two bottles?"

The female devil blinked her eyes, looked at the two very similar small black bottles in front of her, picked up one of them, and took a look at the hell words on it.

"Huoxiang Zhengqi Water... Hey, this is definitely not it!"

So her little paw reached out to another bottle.

"Dead calcium spits out magic water! It makes women happy and men crazy! Wow! What a shameful name and description... Hmm, this should be a computer accessory. Asmodeus is really stupid. He doesn't try to cover it up. What if someone recognizes Hell Wen?"

Lucifer, who has never shopped online, must not know that the current sellers' advertising slogans are all exaggerated and false propaganda...

Even if it is a legitimate manufacturer, the slogan may not be easy to understand at first glance.

Take D Fu for example. Without looking at the product, just looking at the advertising slogan and the celebrity who endorses it, “Enjoy the silky smoothness”, someone who doesn’t know would think it is a silk scarf.

Let’s talk about a certain kidney tablet, “If he’s fine, I’m fine too”, it may also be a safety umbrella.

Ahem, back to the topic, Lucifer, who was not panicking after getting the things, swaggered out of the room and met the deputy commander of Amazon head-on.

"Sir! Lord Lucifer! Because of my negligence, your things..."

"Oh, don't worry about it. I know and I've found it. You don't have to worry about it. It's just a small matter."

Of course, computer accessories must not be known to others. Lucifer waved his hand impatiently, spread his wings and flew away.

The Amazon behind him finally breathed a sigh of relief...luckily he wasn't scolded.

On the way, Lucifer gritted his teeth when he thought about how he was tortured to death by Rin in the game. But when he thought that this guy would soon be like Asmodeus said, he would not be able to straighten his back and his energy would be sucked dry. Although he didn't know why it would turn out like that, he felt extremely relieved in an instant.

"Hmph! Laji Lin, you've always bullied me! This time, when little Jack makes you unable to get out of bed, I will definitely ridicule you!"

It was as if Lin appeared before his eyes, dying in bed, with a listless look, begging him to let her go in the game, and then he abused him a thousand times, making him heartbroken!

Wait, what if this kid gets scared by my beating and doesn’t want to play with me anymore?

Well, it seems that I have to use the method of pacifying my disobedient generals, for example... giving them a big stick and then a sweet reward.

Hey! At that time, I would show my concern again, feed the disabled Rin, bring him water, trick him into playing games and deliberately lose to him twice, and then go on to fuck him to death!

Perfect!

Wow! The IQ of this arrogant devil is off the charts!

Who is Belial? How can he be as smart as me?!

Lucifer, the devil, who had great ambitions for the whole world and was in high spirits, couldn't help but smile foolishly on his stern face, not knowing at all...things were already developing in another direction.

Make trouble, make trouble! If you don't take on big trouble, you are not the protagonist!

Chapter 106: Buy one get two free

"Ahahahaha! Jack-chan! Look what I brought you."

Lucifer jumped onto the table with a tiptoe and twisted his waist, put his hands on his waist, grabbed the bottle with one hand, and tilted his head up ninety degrees, his smug little face almost distorted.

"Wow! Is this the thing that can subdue Daddy? Lucifer-chan is awesome!"

After being flattered by Jack, the Devil was so excited that he lost his mind. He laughed triumphantly again, then jumped off the table and stretched out his hand to Jack: "Okay, we can continue with our plan!"

Little Jack nodded obediently, ran to the small refrigerator, opened it and took out a bottle of orange juice: "Daddy likes orange juice the most! Let's use this one!"

"Well done."

Lucifer took the can of orange juice and turned it over and over in her hands. Little Jack came over and put his face close to hers, asking curiously, "Lucifer, how do you add the computer parts? Do you use a syringe?"

"Don't bother. I am proficient in small space magic."

"Then..." Little Jack tilted his head and thought for a while, "If we drink it by mistake, will there be any problems?"

Lucifer put one hand on the "computer accessories" and pulled it outward, shaking his head: "No, Asmodeus told me before that this will only work on men. Even if Rin lets us drink it, there will be no problem."

"Hmm!"

"But... um, how much should I put in? This bottle seems to have more than Asmodeus said..."

“Just put it all in!”

"Well, then we need to take some out first,"

The colorless liquid in the bottle was wrapped in a ball of black light, and the same amount of beverage bottle was taken out. Then the "computer accessories" were added in. She shook her waist vigorously, and the female devil's face flushed: "Success, perfect!"

Little Jack took the juice and was about to put it back into the refrigerator when the door suddenly opened and the beautiful girl Rinko walked in.

"Wow!"

The two girls screamed in surprise, and Rin was also frightened. She looked left and right and took a defensive posture: "Where!? Where is the idiot?"

"Rin, why do you have to hide your aura even when you enter your own house? It's scary, okay? Humph!"

Rin was also confused after being treated familiarly by Lucifer: "...I have always been like this, and you are the ones who told me to pretend. And...what were you doing just now?"

Little Jack reacted the fastest. His expression returned to normal. He ran to Lin with the can in his hand and handed her the drink: "Daddy! Here!"

Her cute and adorable look almost melted Rin's heart. He took the drink with a smile on his face, opened the can without thinking, and gulped it down in one gulp.

"Well... since it went so smoothly, I thought..."

Lucifer, who had read too many clichéd articles, couldn't help but cover his head.

The attack plan went exceptionally smoothly, but because it was too smooth, she couldn't help feeling a little uneasy. But then she thought again, there wasn't anything wrong, so she could only force herself to comfort herself and stay calm.

"Cool!"

In this tropical rainforest terrain, it always feels a bit hot and humid. At this time, drinking a glass of ice orange juice is so refreshing that it can’t be any cooler, and it makes you feel refreshed and happy!

Satisfied, Rin couldn't help but hug her strange daughter, kiss her, and touch her little head: "My daughter is so good!"

"whispering sound!"

The female devil turned her head away in dissatisfaction and snorted again.

This damned Yo female control, we have been friends for a long time, why didn't she praise me for being good? Even if she didn't praise me, she wouldn't even give me a few more rounds in the game, humph!

Forget it, he will be sucked dry soon anyway and his soul will be handed over to the Lord Demon Lucifer!

Lucifer, who was smug, was still humming with her head tilted to one side. Lin patted her shoulder and said, "I've talked to my sister about this. She said she'll soon ask the goddess of hunting to rent a piece of land as a racing venue. That's when we'll have a showdown! I'll beat you until you're convinced!"

"Okay, I look forward to your submission."

The two beautiful girls, one big and one small, once again had warring flashes in their eyes: "Laji Demon King (yo girl control), you are dead!"

"How can the Laji Demon King, who has already lost more than a thousand games, be qualified to challenge me?"

"Everyone has been a rookie. Things change over time. We'll see what happens after a while!"

"I can beat you right now and make you cry for your father and brother!"

"Okay! Let's try. If you beat me and I cry and call you master, I won't be called Lucifer!"

"come!"

Rin was eager to fight and wanted to take out the game console to fight again. As soon as he opened his mobile phone, he saw the game ring he brought back from Academy City, and an idea came to his mind.

"You always think I'm bullying you by paying you money, so let's play fair now."

“Come…come right now!”

He grabbed Lucifer's hand, put the bracelet on her, and explained how to use it. Rin then put it on herself and officially entered the game world.

I haven't logged into my account for a long time, and I still miss it...

Rin looked at her points and overall ranking. As expected, after not being online for such a long time, the first place had been snatched away by that damn loli Suzuko Yuriko. She had dropped from first place to eighth place. She was really scared.

Huh...the flirting junior high school girl is actually online?

Wait...it was this guy who posted the photos of me wearing women's clothing to everyone in Gensokyo when we were traveling together last time. Damn it! After I deal with Lucifer, I will deal with this Gua Tai Bili.

Rin gritted his teeth and pulled Lucifer, who was wearing Kaguya's bracelet, into the game, while sending a message to Misaka Mikoto to challenge her.

They were playing a hot game called Optimized Battlefield. After selecting the 1V1 mode, Lucifer looked at the game instructions while impatiently waiting for the progress bar in front of him to reach %.

"Very good, this is a good opportunity. Let's take advantage of this opportunity to kill Laji Lin as soon as she hits the ground and wait for me to eat chicken!"

After finally entering the game, Lucifer, who had been eager to try out the game on a parachute, quickly looked for buildings when he landed.

However... after a long, long time... until the end, Lucifer still couldn't find Rin. When he was just one step away from entering the small circle, he suddenly saw Rin's motionless body lying on the ground and sleeping. His face instantly turned pale.

"This demon king doesn't want to play anymore!"

Exit the game and throw the ring to the ground. The furious female demon king spread her wings and pounced on Rin who was lying on the ground: "I will bite you to death!"

However, before Feipiao's body could get close to Lin, he was blocked by Little Jack. She waved her hand at Lucifer and said seriously: "Daddy has fallen asleep, Lucifer-chan, don't disturb him."

"...Humph, this guy...why did he fall asleep out of nowhere?"

"Could it be that the computer parts Lucifer mentioned worked?"

"Yeah, that's right. Let's start observing and waiting now."

After saying that, the two little girls threw Lin onto the bed and laid on both sides of the bed, swinging their legs while waiting for the drug to take effect.

……

At night, Xili had just finished a bath and was sweating all over. She put on a refreshing silk bathrobe, picked up the bottle on the table, and sat in front of the dressing table.

"It's a good opportunity to try out the magic water. I hope it's as good as Pandora said. Otherwise..."

With a hint of sneer on her lips, Her Majesty the Queen clicked on the Pandora Chamber of Commerce's merchandise exhibition crystal ball, found the collection's instruction manual, and read it carefully.

"The magical water of death and rebirth makes women happy and men crazy! The mysterious formula from Taoism can instantly return you to the youthful and beautiful face of 15 years old, and let everyone indulge in your noble beauty! Are you still hurting your body because your lover always stays out all night? Are you still feeling inferior because you have become an ordinary face when walking among the gods? The magical water of death and rebirth will turn you into a popular person from now on.

Note: This product is not for oral use. It is suitable for gods, demons, fairies, elves, demigods and many other immortal species, but it is not for human use. If there are humans at home, please be sure to put it out of reach of humans, otherwise it will cause..."

"so troublesome."

Ignoring the taboos, Xili opened the product and wiped her face according to the instructions. After waiting for a long time, she didn't notice any difference. She climbed onto the bed somewhat discouraged. "Forget it, let's go to sleep first. Maybe it will work when I wake up tomorrow morning."

So... when the two girls accompanied Rin and fell asleep hand in hand not far away, the Queen also fell into a deep sleep.

the next day……

After sleeping for twelve hours, Rin opened his eyes drowsily. He had been suffering from hypoglycemia recently, and his mind was still in a state of confusion when he got up. He jumped out of bed, vaguely feeling that something was wrong, but his brain was unable to process it. He grabbed the "blanket" on his body and went straight to the bathroom.

As soon as Lin left, Little Jack woke up, rubbed his eyes, and suddenly remembered something important. He quickly woke Lucifer up: "Lucifer-chan, it's over, it's already morning."

"Hey, it's already morning... I..."

"Waaaaaaaaa! Uwaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

The sound of a frightened child collapsing was heard from the bathroom, and then... a cute black-haired little girl, about five or six years old, not sure if it was a girl or a boy, let's call her Lolita, stumbled out of the bathroom, and ended up tripping over her loose clothes and falling to the ground, looking pitiful.

Lucifer glanced at the cute little Rota strangely, and tilted his head: "Who is she...Rin's new daughter?"

Little Jack rubbed his eyes, also with a weird look on his face, and then he pounced directly at the "yo girl" on the ground: "Daddy!"

"cake……??!"

Lucifer's body trembled, and he quickly spread his wings and rushed in, pulled little Luotai up, pulled his already insane face, stared at his iconic blue eyes, and then let go.

"I...it's actually Rin, what happened?"

"Dad, wake up!"

Little Jack grabbed Rin's wide collar and shook her hard, and after a long time he finally woke Luo Tai up from her paleness and constipation.

Lin murmured, "This must be a dream," and stretched out his little claws to pull at his face, "It hurts, it hurts!"

"Why...why did I become a little kid?"

Standing up in despair, Rin scratched his hair, feeling as bad as if a thousand voices were beeping.