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"You looked like this when you were a kid?"

Lucifer said something strange, and then looked closely at Rin's cute, fair, and delicate face that looked like a porcelain doll: "Isn't it because of Athena's disguise?"

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

Luo Tailin glared at Lucifer with gritted teeth: "This is clearly what I looked like when I was a kid! Hey!"

Taking out a childhood photo from her phone, she glanced at Lucifer and Jack, then sat on the ground in a daze: "What on earth is going on?"

"Cough cough..."

As if realizing that there might be something wrong with the computer accessories, little Jack and little Lucifer looked at each other and turned their heads away guiltily.

"Have you ever checked your body for any problems?"

Lucifer, looking guilty as if he had done something wrong, took a step forward, put his hand behind his back and checked it.

"I checked it out... Everything else is fine, including my strength. But my body suddenly went back to when I was six years old. I have no idea what's going on."

"Sure enough...it seems there is no other problem, ahem...I think it's because you are not used to the local climate, um, and don't worry, you will recover soon, very soon!"

Patting Lin's shoulder vigorously, Lucifer turned his head and pulled little Jack to find a place to discuss secretly, but he pulled but couldn't move.

Little Jack stared at little Rin with his big, shining eyes. He couldn't help but open his arms to hug her, rubbing her and cheering happily: "My dad is so cute now!"

Lin's eyes instantly turned into dead fish eyes, and he felt more and more hopeless about life.

Why...why on earth is this happening!?

Why is it that the protagonists of other people's games can blow up the world with one punch, complete the whole game from start to finish with zero cost, have beautiful minions come to defeat them one after another, and be so domineering and manly, but when it comes to me, he either dresses up as a woman or turns into a shota?

Can we just continue the script?! MMP!

"Daddy, if daddy becomes a child, will he no longer beep?"

"It seems like I can still do it... I just need to use some strength... cough cough cough!"

Because he was distracted and said something he shouldn't have said, Rin started coughing repeatedly.

"Crack! Crack!"

The sound of a cell phone camera was heard, and Lin looked up, just in time to see Lucifer holding his cell phone, taking pictures crazily with a sly smile on his face, and then sending them to an unknown place with a tap of his fingers.

"Hey, what are you doing?!"

"Hehe, I let you bully me, this time I'm going to bully you back!"

"Lucifer, you bitch, you're dead!" Lin jumped up from the spot in frustration and rushed towards Lucifer, "Don't think that my body has become smaller and my strength is gone! Change my phone back to me! Today I'm going to beat your butt until it's swollen!!"

"You couldn't beat me even when you were still small, let alone now. I'm not afraid of you, Lulu! Damn Shota! No, damn Luota! Lululu!"

Lin was furious, pulling the clothes that were too big for him, and chased Lucifer out of the door. When he reached the corner, his eyes went dark and he bumped into someone, who then hugged him. Shiki's voice came from above his head.

"Hey...whose child is this? Quite cute."

Chapter 107: The title and the book title were eaten by Beelzebub Yuyuko

"Well, Athena, is there any hope for this idiot?"

Lucifer and Little Jack lay beside the bed and asked nervously, just like family members waiting outside the ward, afraid to hear bad news from Dr. Athena.

Athena hugged Rin and rubbed his face with a smile: "Oh, you are so cute. I can't bear to tell you the truth. I really want you to stay like this forever."

"...Are you all shotacon?"

Rin raised her finger and pointed at Athena and Ryougi Shiki expressionlessly, her tone helpless.

"Ah, don't you know that the queen loves the shota?"

"Hey, hey."

"It's just a joke." Athena hugged Rin and pinched his cheeks while saying, "You must have drunk the Death-Returning Water. It's a skin care product, but humans may have different reactions after drinking it. Brother Rin, you're already quite lucky. You just became smaller."

"…Wait, why don't I remember drinking this?"

Lin looked puzzled, his eyes swept over the people present, his brows furrowed.

Athena glanced at Lucifer nonchalantly and said softly, "That thing seems to be produced in hell..."

"Ahem! Ahem! Ahem!"

Lucifer, who was already feeling guilty, started coughing repeatedly. Lin's eyes instantly became sharp and stayed on her without moving.

“Forget it… Forget it…”

Lucifer sighed helplessly. Now he could completely understand the situation. It must be that she took the wrong computer parts from Ciri, which led to the current result.

However, taking the blame is better than letting people know about the computer accessories, and it is better than letting people know that she, the great Demon King, actually made a mistake.

Seeing Lucifer's acquiescent expression, Lin gritted his teeth instantly, wishing he could pin the damned girl to the ground and beat her up. He suppressed his anger, raised his head again and looked at Athena eagerly: "Then... can I still be saved?"

"Oh, you know that women's skin care products have a time limit... I think you will recover in a month or two. If you are lucky, you may recover tomorrow."

"What! One or two months?!"

Lin cried out in shock, her face livid, as if Remlia had died. She glared at Lucifer fiercely, and finally sighed, feeling hopeless: "Okay... I get it, I... Oh."

I have bad luck and misfortune. It seems that I have been having some retrograde fortune recently. Sure enough, the day of departure is not an auspicious day?

Athena hugged the hopeless Rin and rubbed her against him, comforting him: "Look, isn't this good?"

"Is it all right there?"

"Women's clothing and shota, which one do you choose?"

"..."

Lin was speechless for a moment, lying powerlessly on the legs of the goddess of wisdom, and spreading her limbs: "I know...I know!"

Little Jack covered his mouth and giggled, gesturing at Lin for a long time: "Daddy was really short when he was a kid!"

"Boys usually develop later, okay?... Well... I think before I was 14, I was considered to be the slowest developing among my peers."

"So daddy, am I considered to be developing fast?"

"It should be considered average."

"What about me?!"

"It's been like this for tens of thousands of years. Don't you still have a little Hercules in your heart?"

"Wow! I'm going to beat you to death today, you little idiot!"

The calm Ryougi Shiki raised her head and glanced at Rin, who was fighting with Lucifer in Athena's arms. She couldn't help but sigh with her chin propped up: "Rin is really... should I say she is calm in the face of danger or she is very thick-skinned?"

……

"Oh my! Whose child is this? So cute!"

"Wow! Really, it's so cute, I want one!"

"Little sister or little brother? Come here, I'll give you a lollipop~"

Lin was sweating profusely as he was surrounded by a group of Amazon girls. His ice-blue eyes looked left and right, trying to find a way out. Before he could find a chance to break out, he was surrounded and everything went black.

"Ah! So cute! Rub it, rub it."

"Let go... of me! I'm... suffocating!"

Her face was surrounded by three or four breasts, and her nose was stuck in the warm and smooth soft flesh. Rin was in a panic, waving her hands around, extremely eager to escape from the group of breasts.

Fortunately, this painful experience did not last long. Ryougi Shiki immediately rushed into the crowd and pulled the poor little Rin out from between the girls' breasts.

Rin took a deep breath of fresh air, turned around and glanced at the group of Amazon girls with lingering fear, and nodded to Ryougi Shiki gratefully: "Thank you very much! I almost died..."

Ryougi Shiki couldn't help but pinch his little face and said calmly, "You're welcome. Seeing you... I suddenly want to have a daughter too..."

"..."

Wait, something seems wrong? ?

……

A whole month has passed, and the Supreme World has been filled with local wars. There have also been constant frictions around Artemis' territory, but Rin still hasn't transformed from a little girl into a handsome young man.

Things are...worse.

Because today is the day when the army of hell comes to join us.

If those weird demon kings knew that he had become Luo Tai, wouldn't they spread the news to the whole world?!

The problem is that it is almost impossible to keep her silent, because in the past month, in order to avenge Lucifer, he has tortured the girl to death more than a thousand times. It is really more difficult to get her to shut up than to shut up Bi Yonglin.

Wow! I don't want to go out and see people!

Lin wrapped himself in the quilt, rolled around on the bed like a big silkworm, and finally lay down on the bed, sighing deeply.

Little Jack's eyes lit up, and he seized the opportunity to pounce on Rin. Using his larger size as an advantage, he pressed Rin firmly under him, and started rubbing his head wildly.

"Daddy is so cute!"

"Get up, little Jack! I'm your daddy! How could you do this to me!"

"Oh, ha ha ha!" Lucifer popped his head out from the bedside, his contemptuous laughter filling the entire bedroom, "You little cricket dares to call yourself a daddy? I've never seen such a shameless person."

"Shut up you girl!"

Lucifer flew up in a rage, and together with Little Jack, he completely suppressed Lin, mowing and pinching her everywhere, laughing from ear to ear.

Seeing that Lin was still struggling, Lucifer sneered, suddenly stretched out his little claws from the edge of his shorts, grabbed the little elephant, and was about to pull it out like a rubber band.

At this moment, the closed door was kicked open and a girl rushed in.

"Boss, I'm here, and I'm letting you know...huh?!"

The girl standing at the door was wearing a tattered red coat, with a cigarette dangling from the corner of her mouth. Her long silver hair looked a little messy. There was a long sword behind her back and two handsome pistols across her hips.

The sloppy girl looked at the three children's disgusting actions in front of her, and her body froze instantly. The cigarette fell from the corner of her mouth. After catching the cigarette butt in a panic, she quickly stepped back and closed the door, while apologizing repeatedly: "I'm sorry, I disturbed the boss, I'm so sorry!"

The three people in the room looked at the closed door in confusion, and looked at each other. Lin suddenly reacted and quickly slapped Lucifer's hand away. He stroked his chin and said thoughtfully: "Looking at the guy's clothes and gun, it should be Dante... Wait!"

Is Dante also a girl? Now I finally understand the meaning of Dante's online name... She really doesn't have a third gun.

Wow, is there any man in hell who can talk?

At the same time, Dante, who was standing outside the door, sighed helplessly: "Are all the kids nowadays so good at playing? And the boss... turns out to be a shotacon."

"Dante, get in here!"

Lucifer's angry voice rang out from inside the door. Dante was shocked and swallowed his saliva. He carefully pushed the door open and stuck his head out: "Um, Boss, is there anything else?"

"Don't you have something to ask me?"

"

"Oh, ahem... well, we're all here. Goddess Athena is still waiting for the demon kings to hold a swearing-in ceremony. That's it. If there's nothing else... I, I'll leave first. I still have a lot of things to deal with."

"Get lost, get lost! Don't tell me what you just saw!"

Lucifer couldn't help but have a headache when he thought about this guy messing around in hell. Fortunately, she was responsible for the task of protecting little Jack and didn't have to lead the army to fight. The Dante sisters were temporarily under the command of Asmodeus, otherwise they would really be so angry that their cup sizes would shrink.

While adjusting his Gothic dress, Lucifer whispered to Jack, "I'm going to attend the meeting first, and I'll come back to see you guys in a while."

When she said the last word, she suddenly remembered something and snorted coldly: "Yo female control Lin, don't you want to go to such an important occasion?"

"Do you think I'm stupid?!"

If the Hell Army sees you like this, how can you travel to Hell in the future? How can you have the nerve to win over your God of the Underworld?

"Humph."

The devil queen twisted her little butt and disappeared into the room.

Lin breathed a sigh of relief and continued to lie lifelessly on the bed, allowing little Jack to ride on his back and do whatever he wanted.

……

In fact, there are not only the Hell Army stationed outside the planet, but also other gods who are willing to join the alliance to fight against Santu.

For example, Apollo, Jingwei, the mountain goddess Skadi, the spring goddess Nanshe, Saya and other foreign gods from the East and the West, the total number of their armies led by them is also huge.

These were the ones who arrived earlier, while the big guys who really declared war were still arriving one after another, such as the goddess Freya, Valkyrie (here refers to the leader goddess of all Valkyrie Valkyries, the instructor recruited by the Space-Time Administration last time), the Three Nights Fairy, Hecate, etc.

In addition to the goddess, there are also many male gods. Only a few of them are on the side of justice, and most of them are targeting Rin.

As a result, the number of coalition forces in the expedition was quite large, and no one doubted that Santu's faction would be wiped out in this expedition.