Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

She was startled and attracted the attention of the others present, but when they saw that it was the two little girls, they just smiled knowingly as if they missed their childhood, and no one paid attention to what she had said before.

Little Jack was overjoyed and took Lucifer's hand: "I knew Lucifer was my best friend! I...I can give you one-fifth of my poop..."

"Then let's just forget about it..."

The devil sat down with mixed feelings, and boasted again, making her want to pluck all her feathers.

Why... can't I control this habit of bragging?

Woohoo... It's over now. I said I would do it tonight, but if I can't do it, won't little Jack hate me to death?

No! We can't just sit there and wait for death!

At the critical moment, Lucifer racked his brains but couldn't think of any good solution, so he could only ask for help from others.

Her friends were only those few devils, so without thinking, she secretly opened the chat software and glanced at the friend list.

The more reliable ones are Asmodeus and Beryl, but... Beryl is smart and has high emotional intelligence, but... he has no experience in love and the opposite sex, so he is not very useful... As for Asmodeus...

Emmm, lily... lily also wants to have sex, right?

Never mind, I can only choose her.

"I am the Demon Lord: Asmodeus, how can I reach the target quickly!"

After waiting for a long time and seeing several windows pop up, I finally called the person out.

"Flower Kiss: What's wrong, Lucifer, are you thinking about love?!"

"I am the Demon King: No, tell me quickly anyway!"

"Flower Kiss: Man and woman, is there any emotional basis? What is the favorability coefficient?"

Lucifer didn't understand any of the other questions except the first one. He could only type dryly, "Male. I don't know about the rest. It's just a bunch of noise. Does it need to be so complicated? I don't really understand."

"Flower Kiss: So I suggested before that the higher-ups in Hell should popularize more emotional knowledge and sex education. You just want to beep, right? Then just get the computer accessories. Men, after taking the power of spring, don't care about so many things. Even if it's a VAN, it's still okay. But... you have to be careful, with your body..."

"I already told you it's not me! Um, where can I get the computer parts... I can't get them, do you have any?"

"Hua Wen Zhe Shang: Yes, yes, do you want me to send it to you? If I suddenly appear at your place, don't you have to give an explanation to the host? Otherwise, people will think it's an attack."

Lucifer tilted his head and thought for a while: "I will tell Athena and the others later and tell them that I left a prop in hell, so I need someone to deliver it. It won't be a big problem!"

"Flower Kiss: Well, you owe me a favor now."

"I understand! Get ready!"

Lucifer found a way out, relaxed all over, took a long breath, looked around, and saw that the banquet was about to begin. It was not the right time, so he could only wait until after the banquet.

……

It was not until the end of the banquet that Lucifer and the goddess of hunting informed people in advance so that people would not think that there was an invasion by foreign enemies. He also agreed on a time with Asmodeus, and then happily took little Jack with him to think about the follow-up plans.

However...plans always fail to keep up with changes.

"Lajilin, I'm going to knock you to the ground this time!"

"Just you? Did you see this Fire Kirin Eight Hearts and Eight Arrows Super Bumper Car that I drew? It's the coolest car in this game! You can't get it without either krypton gold or luck! Today I'll let you experience the fear of being dominated by RMB European Emperors!"

The two of them were holding the game steering wheels, having a lot of fun, sweating all over, and the cars on the screen were crashing wildly, which was so exciting.

With a god-like graceful move, he dodged the heavily-equipped Lucifer and readjusted the steering wheel. Suddenly, he felt as if he had forgotten something, but at the same time, he didn't...

Never mind, I can’t remember…it shouldn’t be anything important anyway.

The game is in my heart! Better than the book!

While the new gaming devil Lucifer was still fighting, Ciri, who had bought something online from Pandora, was about to go out to receive a package.

Chapter 3: The Lolita Alliance's Bilin Campaign ()

Women, how can you quickly get rid of the negative emotions caused by a breakup?

Whether she cries loudly or talks to her besties or relatives, or even finds something to vent violently, this does not fit the character of a girl who is extremely independent, commonly known as a strong woman.

In fact, for those rich girls who don’t want to expose their weak side, the best treatment is to buy, buy, and buy!

After a period of crazy shopping, you will usually feel extremely happy when you see the shopping cart is filled with things. It feels great!

No matter whether it is useful now or not, buy it first!

So, Ciri is now addicted to online shopping.

Pandora, although the merchant is essentially no different from Athena, but... she is not that bad. The last incident was just a small accident. After Ciri killed her, she found out that the precautions for using that thing were already marked on the instruction manual.

In other words, if anyone is to blame, it can only be blamed on her for being too excited at the time and not paying any attention to the precautions and taboos that followed, which led to her being intercepted.

Of course, she certainly didn't know that there is a law in this world that "computer accessories are poison that penetrates the intestines. Those who force themselves on others will be intercepted and forced to do so by others." So far, no one who has done it on purpose has succeeded.

Well, anyway, an accident won't affect Ciri's hobby of using online shopping to relieve her broken heart. You see, no one will stop online shopping after buying inferior or junk products from cats and dogs.

So Xili was bored a while ago, so she searched around and found a product that interested her.

As for women, all they need are clothes, shoes, cosmetics, skin care products and the like. Artemis knew that her niece had this habit, so when she saw Pandora's messenger, she tacitly allowed him to pass.

After all, although the girl is only the queen of a planet, she is not a god and does not have any faith value, but her family is rich!

Both his father and his brother are well-known, wealthy and religious bigwigs. In addition, there are a lot of relatives who have to give Kratos pocket money because of his existence. It is no problem for him to get rich.

Ciri, who was full of energy and had an outstanding temperament, walked through the corridor heavily guarded by guards and went all the way to the outermost side palace for receiving foreign guests. When the Amazon guarding the door saw that it was Ciri, he immediately knew that she was here to collect a package.

"Master Ciri, the guests have been waiting for more than ten minutes."

Hey, didn’t you just send me a message? How come it arrived so soon?

The Queen was eager to receive the express delivery, so she didn't think much about it and just lifted the bead curtain and walked in.

……

As for Asmodeus, he was sitting in the reception room, waiting for Lucifer to arrive.

Although usually the demon kings seem to dislike each other, except for me, the other demon kings all look like hot girls. It would be a huge joke to think that the seven demon kings are incompatible because of this appearance. Twenty thousand years of friendship cannot be dispelled by a few words of tsundere or bickering.

So when Asmodeus heard that Lucifer wanted something, he didn't even need to find out who the target was. He didn't even care about the Hell Expeditionary Force. He just took a leave and happily delivered the computer accessories.

She waited for about ten minutes and sent many messages to Lucifer, but the arrogant guy ignored her. She guessed that he was delayed by something. The Lily Demon King walked around a few times and became a little impatient.

Hell was sending troops, and she, as the main general, did not dare to delay too long. She called up the chat system and tapped her finger.

"Lucifer, are you coming or not? If there is anything, please send someone over. Your subordinates are still under my command for the time being, and I am very busy."

Less than two seconds after sending the message, Asmodeus received a message from Belial. When he opened it, he gritted his teeth.

"Dante, you Sabi! You're still drinking at this time, are you just looking for trouble? Lucifer, you idiot subordinates are all idiots!"

The message sent by Belial simply said that Dante was drunk and had a disagreement with Bayonetta, so they started a fight with the Rebellion Blade. Then, Bayonetta's good sister Jeanne d'Arc (this Jeanne d'Arc is not the same Jeanne d'Arc) also joined the battle to help her bestie...

In the end, Virgil, who seemed to be at odds with Dante but actually cared deeply about him, joined the battle without saying a word. Before they even had any enemies, their own people had already started fighting.

These are the backbone of hell. They usually cause a lot of trouble, but they are very useful at critical moments, so most of the time they are just given minor punishments. As long as they are not a big mess, it is still within the tolerable range.

So... these weirdos are able to survive until now.

As the saying goes, if the upper beam is crooked, the lower beams will be crooked. If the seven demon kings are like this, how can you expect the people below to be serious?

Asmodeus, feeling anxious, turned around on the spot and was about to give up on Lucifer's side and go back to deal with important matters when he noticed that someone had finally arrived. However, the aura was not that of Lucifer, so he thought it was someone sent by Lucifer.

So when Ciri opened the curtain and came in, Asmodeus had already rushed over and stuffed the bottle in his hand to Ciri: "I have something urgent to do now, you bring the things here, I'm leaving first."

"???"

So, while Ciri was completely confused, Lily Demon King opened the space without saying a word and went in, leaving only an empty room.

"What's going on? Are all couriers so irritable nowadays? No, I'm going to give Pandora a bad review and file a complaint at the same time."

Ciri looked at the bottle in her hand. The text on it was not Esperanto... It looked like the language commonly used in hell, but she couldn't understand it anyway.

"It's really an imported product from Hell. It seems Pandora didn't deceive me this time. Well... forget about the bad review. I'm buying something, not a courier."

Xili, who was very satisfied with the product, walked towards the bedroom happily with light lotus steps.

Generally speaking, this special product is used before going to bed, so Ciri just put it on the table and called it a day.

She walked for half an hour before Pandora's express finally arrived. Although it was also transmitted through space, the goods still had to be inspected by the Space-Time Administration, so it arrived much later than Asmodeus.

The guard standing by the side hall was slightly startled when he saw the courier brought by the other guards... She often met this courier, and he was indeed Pandora's man. Then... who was that just now?

"Um...Excuse me, are you here to see Lady Ciri?"

"Well, the delivery she ordered online has arrived!"

"Ahhhhhhh?!!!"

With a cry of surprise, the deputy commander rushed over in a hurry: "Well! Lady Artemis made an urgent announcement before, but I didn't have time to tell her. The one who came was Lord Asmodeus, who was delivering something to Lord Lucifer. Oh... Is there any accident?"

How could there be no accidents?

God knows why it was Lady Ciri who came instead of Lady Lucifer!

The Amazon girl guarding the door fell in anger. "Something unexpected happened! When Lady Ciri came to wait for the delivery, Lord Asmodeus stuffed the item into her hands and left. It seems...it seems like there was a mistake!"

"Wow! I have to report it immediately. That... the messenger, please give me the goods and I will deliver it to Lord Ciri."

“Here… Ah, by the way, Lady Pandora asked me to tell Lady Ciri to pay attention and put it where humans can’t get it, otherwise… Hey hey hey?! Listen carefully to what I have to say!”

……

"Damn it! RMB Superman is amazing! European Emperor is amazing! How can the game manufacturer Laji do things like this! Where is the fair competition?"

Lucifer lost everything, including his chest. He instantly became furious. He jumped up on the spot and kicked the simulated steering wheel hard with his foot.

Lin beside her had a calm expression on his face and glanced at her with disdain: "Weakling, you only know how to use in-app purchases as an excuse. If you have the ability to play games, you have the ability to spend real money!"

"La Lin! If you have the guts, compete with me fairly! Let's have a real fight!"

"Okay." Lin sneered, "Then I'll ask my sister to build a racing track, and we can have some fun in real life?"

"Good! A gentleman's word!"

"Hurry up and whip your horse!"

The two "girls", one big and one small, were full of fighting spirit, their faces were almost touching each other, and there were lightning and thunder in their eyes.

"Humph!"

Lucifer snorted coldly, fell on his back on the tatami, rolled over to the side of little Jack, and clung to him. Rin rolled his eyes at his shameless action that showed no dignity of a devil.

Little Jack waited until his father and his girlfriend finished playing the game before he asked curiously, "Lucifer, are you ready?"

In this situation, Rin could hear their voices clearly, but she didn't care. Rin, who kept her word, stood up, adjusted her skirt, and went to talk to Athena about the racing track.

As soon as he stepped out of the door, Lucifer's face froze, and he suddenly remembered what the most important thing was that he had forgotten.

When I looked at the time again, it was already more than fifty minutes past the limit!

It’s over, Asmodeus can’t wait to leave!

Lucifer was anxious and quickly opened the chat software. He was also confused when he saw Asmodeus's urging and the subsequent message...

When did you send someone over?

No, I have to go ask. There must be no problems with the computer accessories. Losing them is a small matter, but spreading them out is a big deal!

"I'll be back soon, Jack, just stay here!"

The extremely anxious Demon Queen flapped her wings and rushed out of the room. When she explained it to Artemis before, she already knew that the place would usually be in the reception room, so she asked where the reception room was along the way and flew there in a hurry.

Lucifer, who had just arrived, eagerly grabbed the guard's shoulder and said, "Where are my things?!"

The guard gritted his teeth and explained, and she could only rush to Ciri's room anxiously.

As she was on her way, the Amazon deputy commander had already arrived at Ciri's room. The queen was not there at the moment, so after asking the guards, she learned that the queen was in a better mood and had made an appointment with Artemis to go to a hunting competition. She had just left the house not far away.

After a little thought, the commander-in-chief opened Ciri's door and put the things on the table, which happened to be next to the bottle. Because he didn't know that was what Lucifer wanted, the deputy commander didn't dare to move, so he could only turn around and go out to look for Ciri and Lucifer.

They are just Amazons, and this matter has already involved the Demon King and the Goddess's niece, beings who cannot be offended at all.

Ciri had a good temper, so if it could be resolved privately, she wouldn't blame him. But if the matter got out to the goddess of hunting, with her fierce methods, I'm afraid that everyone in her team, including the leader, would be punished.

Therefore, if it can be resolved privately, it should be resolved privately, and the fewer people who know about it, the better.

It is currently the fastest and safest way, and there are no major problems in handling it.

However, the poor Amazon girl didn't know that the two-dimensional world is often full of coincidences.

At this time, Ciri didn't walk far and happened to meet Lucifer. The girl with a look of joy on her face flew over quickly and stopped her.