Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

Lin was furious. Looking at the piles of salted fish and rotten shrimp in front of him, and even the corpses of a dragon and a Kraken, he felt upset.

Not only that, the entire space was filled with an indescribable fishy smell.

This happened shortly after the meeting ended, and Leviathan, the staff maker, excitedly pulled the thing he wanted to see.

"What on earth are you going to do?"

Leviathan's ice-blue eyes were the same color as Lin's. They stared at each other for a long time. Suddenly, his milky white face turned red. He whispered, "Didn't they say that if you want to enhance friendship, it's best to share the things you hunt with each other?"

"…Are you a primate or a big cat? You hunt them and share them with others, but you eat them yourself?!"

"I definitely won't eat that!"

Leviathan felt unjustified and straightened his breasts, speaking loudly.

...So how did you get the idea that I would be a low-level creature that eats raw meat and drinks blood?

There was nothing to say to the staff maker, Rin curled her lips and just turned around, but was grabbed by the anxious Leviathan.

Her dense blue eyelashes, like small fans, trembled, and her eyes were full of childish grievance: "Since you don't like sharing food... then you should like treasures like a dragon, right?"

"so what?"

"I...I have no money."

"Then don't tell it! I have money!"

Shaking off the arm that was grabbed by the Wand-Making Demon King, Rin, feeling upset as if he had been tricked, strode briskly and pushed Leviathan out of the house, wanting to out of sight and out of mind.

My eyes swept across her moist eyes, and my heart softened again.

"Although I don't know what you want to do... If you want to be friends, we are already friends, so there is no need to do this."

The sadness in Leviathan's eyes faded away little by little, as fast as it came, and in the blink of an eye the sky was clear. He smiled, nodded vigorously, and walked away happily.

Tsk...this is the only thing about mentally retarded children that is cute.

Thinking that even a demon king wanted to be friends with him so much that he was willing to go to sea to hunt to please him, Lin felt much better. He waved his hand to collect all the garbage piled up in front of him, and opened the window to disperse the smell.

However… before long, Rin’s smile disappeared.

The floor, which was once piled with broken fish and shrimp, is now piled with a bunch of strange-looking goods that have no idea what they are used for.

It is normal to find completely useless things like toilet pegs, electric baking pans, and windshield wipers. Apart from these, there are also a bunch of garbage with strange shapes and no known names or uses.

Lin covered her face and raised her head, pointing at the pair of garbage, and asked in pain: "Reimu, tell me... what are these and what are they for?! Did you travel through hundreds of galaxies just to buy a bunch of garbage that takes up space!!!"

The little witch didn't take it seriously at all. She curled her lips and explained confidently, "I won't talk about the daily necessities on the left. The other things are more important. Look at this thing that looks like a big tuna decoration. You would never think that it is actually a money box."

"Look at this thing that looks like a musical instrument. You would never guess that it is a money box."

"Look at this one. On the surface, it looks like an inflatable wawa with a pitiful Lamia (a snake head and a human body), but it is actually a money box."

"And this might be a giant feiji cup for a behemoth. You'd never guess..."

I can't believe it! It's not because of the money box that the watermelon was found!

For the first time, Reimu enjoyed the fun of a shopping spree after becoming rich. Her little mouth opened and closed and she kept talking. The more she talked, the more excited she became. She didn't care at all about Rin, whose head was aching so much that he wanted to smack Youmu.

"Wow! Many of these money boxes with strange shapes are unique in the world and extremely expensive! This one looks like a D-X and is said to be made of a special crystal from the XX planet. It can warm coins and is worth XXXXXXX gold coins. And this one is worth balabalabala."

To Lin, money was just a number, so she didn't feel bad at all and watched the little woman go crazy with an expressionless face.

As for Tachibana, she had just come out of despair after the god of love divined that she would be a single dog for the next hundred years... This was a very bad fortune. The more she listened to Reimu's final long string of numbers, the more distressed she became. Her face became paler and paler, full of pain.

Oh my god...this spendthrift girl.

If I had known that I would spend so much money on a bunch of junk, I should not have gone to ask for a marriage partner and should have stopped her.

These...are worth so many years of her salary!

I'm so envious. Damn it! I also want to find a rich boyfriend!

However...when I thought about the fact that I would not have any love in another hundred years, and that I would have no motivation to live and work, I hung my head and felt hopeless.

Rin's head was aching so much that she stretched out her hand to interrupt Reimu: "So... you spent all my money just to buy these useless money boxes?!"

"Who said that money boxes are useless!!!" Reimu exploded instantly, like a lit firecracker, and said with her hands on her hips, "There is nothing more important in this world than money boxes! Money boxes represent the face of the shrine and the shrine maiden! It represents the amount of donations! It represents dignity and life!"

As he spoke, Hongbai raised his chin slightly, as if for the sake of the family's tone: "Its importance is beyond your reach, even if it's a long-term meal ticket!"

However... she regretted it right after she said it, and then she looked at Lin's sudden angry look... and lowered her head like a child who had done something wrong.

She was really just talking nonsense because of her stubborn temper... Stuffing a cash box is not as important as a boyfriend.

Of course, even if you want to give in now, it's too late.

Feeling that his position was precarious and even inferior to the box, love seemed to have turned into a fragile bubble. In addition, there were too many things to do in making sticks today, so Rin had a "gloomy" face and sent Tachibana out.

Then, he grabbed Reimu, who was running away out of guilt, and threw her onto the bed, aiming at her butt and preparing to spank the disobedient shrine maiden as if he was teaching her a lesson like a little loli.

But then she was seduced into the bed by Reimu, who was twisting her butt and dodging... and had sex.

As for this kind of thing, the first time is stranger than the second time. Even if they are both innocent girls at the beginning, they will become sluts and bitches after doing it too much. There's nothing wrong with that.

……

On the other hand, the Jingu family was carrying out the love promotion sports event in full swing, and while they were talking about it every day until the end of the world, Neptune was almost turned upside down.

According to the results of discussions between several gods and demons, the time is tentatively set at ten days.

It’s not for any other reason, the main reason is that I want to hold a grand opening ceremony, so I need some preparation time. The time for preparing the sports venue and the opening ceremony is just right for finding the artifact.

This shows how anxious the gods are, and they don't want to waste even a minute.

Ten days is enough time for a different world with a high level of magical civilization and divine power to create a scale and venue that is no less than that of the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games.

It is also enough for gods and demons to turn the galaxy upside down.

However, ten days passed and no one, let alone a divine weapon, even a divine hair, was found.

Everyone was a little unhappy that the artifact was not found, but when they thought about not having to fight over a fictitious artifact and being able to hold a fun sports meeting, it didn't seem so bad.

During this time, it was unknown whether Ciri had gone with Pandora Lily and she never came back, so Rin and Tachibana conducted a more in-depth investigation.

According to Lin's guess, the rumor about the sacred weapon was obviously spread deliberately by someone with ulterior motives, and the identity of this person was very suspicious.

So he found Qingguo and Tefnut to ask how they got the news, and there really were some clues.

Both gods received the information from the largest intelligence agency in the Supreme World.

Well, even if we don't ask the gloomy and malicious river god, the answer is obvious.

The next step is to find the Supreme World Intelligence Chamber and find out the source of the information being sold.

Even though the divine weapon was not obtained, the sports meet was still held as scheduled. On the eleventh day, Rin and Tachibana were already sitting in the VIP seats, waiting for the grand opening ceremony.

Sitting with them were Tefnut's two sons, Medusa, and other relatives and friends.

Reimu had no interest in this. In addition, she had been unable to get out of bed these past few days due to the aching waist and back, and had to rely on her spiritual power to avoid being beaten to death. She had neither the heart nor the energy to participate in the Divine Games.

From this we can see that humans' physique and strength are indeed much inferior to those of monsters.

For example, Sister Youxiang and Sister Zi, even if they fight for three days and three nights, they just need to rest for one night and can do whatever they need to do the next day.

Even though Kaguya is from Penglai, she is also a descendant of gods and has a good physique. Even if she is killed occasionally, she can still be resurrected with full health.

In comparison...the witch is still a little weak.

Of course, young age is also a reason.

Let’s not talk about the honeymoon period when the boy and girl are having sex, let’s talk about the opening ceremony where Poseidon makes trouble.

The building is very distinctive, completely in line with the style of Poseidon, who always wears fluorescent lights on his face to show off.

It is magnificent, with carved beams and painted buildings, bright lights, towering giant corals, and huge pearls, diamonds and gems everywhere, so colorful under the lights that it can blind the audience's eyes.

The most peculiar thing is that both the decorations and the baffles above the audience seats are not only luxurious, but also the red cannot be next to the red, and the green cannot obstruct the green. Whether viewed from a distance or close up, they all look like a bunch of poisonous mushrooms!

This taste... Fortunately, Medusa did not inherit it, otherwise if she continued to influence Lucifer, is there any hope for hell?

The opening ceremony consisted of singing and dancing performances by the Snake Lady, and the most important part, the torch relay.

No one knew what kind of fire it was, but it burned brighter and brighter in the ocean and almost set the skirt of the man passing the torch on fire.

In the eyes of an earthling like Lin who is used to the opening ceremonies of various events, this is really nothing. Many of the programs were planned by him. But for the gods, everything they have never seen is good. They find everything interesting and chat in whispers all the time.

The audience seats were filled with gods, citizens of hell, and believers, all of whom were wealthy people. Such expensive tickets were not something that ordinary people could afford.

The total net profit from the tickets alone is enough to support a grand opening ceremony.

Look at Miss Medusa’s father, he is so happy that he can’t close his mouth, and he opens his mouth so wide that he almost swallows all the blue-green light covering his face.

Lucifer, as the referee, was sitting in the center of the referee's seat. Because she was too short, she had someone make a stool for her that was half a meter high. She looked very majestic.

Until the end of the opening ceremony, Rin served as the host and appeared together with Miss Medusa.

Although I am the host, I have never rehearsed and don’t know what the competition items are determined at the God’s Conference.

On the high platform in the super venue that can accommodate hundreds of thousands of people, Lin felt the excitement of being the host and was also curious about the competition items.

After all, such a grand Divine Games was brought to being by him!

There was no script in hand, only cards with the competition items written on them. The words were on the inside, and for the sake of the show effect, Rin couldn't open them yet.

"Ladies and gentlemen, support them. Welcome to the first session of the Star Sea Divine Games. Facing the prospect of youth and pursuing our dreams, we gather here... Balabala, now, please invite the bidder for this year's Divine Games, Lord Phorcus, the God of the Sea, to speak. Please give us a round of applause."

Amid the cheers and thunderous applause from the audience, Poseidon stood up triumphantly and began his long-prepared speech. Afterwards…except for Levi, who spoke a few words concisely with a cold and arrogant look on his face, the other gods had prepared long and exciting speeches.

When the speeches were over, Rin and Medusa took the stage again.

Medusa held the magic megaphone and said with a smile, "I can understand that everyone is pressed for time and wants to watch an interesting game right away, so let's not waste time, and let's train hard day and night, hoping to win the championship one day, and start the first game together with the athletes of Shenyun!"

Medusa paused, and Rin knew it was his turn to speak, so he gracefully took out his script card, glanced at the first competition item, and his smile gradually disappeared... The corners of his mouth twitched.

There was no way to complain in public, so Rin coughed and said into the loudspeaker: "The first match is for... Single Spray!"

"Here, let me briefly explain the rules..."

Ps: The Fantasy Loli in the group during the day, well, that is, the little mermaid in the book, now the clownfish Ariel Fantasy, provoked me, so we hit it off and I went to write a story about Ariel Fantasy... ahem, extra chapter.

It mainly tells the story of the role-playing plot of the Little Mermaid and Prince Lin. The quality is not good enough, so I made up for it with the number of words. I wrote nearly 4,000 words hahahaha, it's like a god writing.

That’s right, if you want to watch the extra episodes, you can join the group.

Then I thought...

I seem to be in a lot of debt.

The promised Youxiang lady will do SXXXM with various teasings and extra chapters.

Youyouzi was beeped to death and turned into a ghost after death. Because she swallowed a lot of X liquid during her lifetime, after her death she loved to eat X just like Taotie, becoming a special story of a generation of evil spirits.

Also, there was a Reimu story that was just released not long ago, and it was a special episode about the Reimu girl who did it, and Rin didn't move at all.

Well, that’s all for these three. Don’t be in a hurry and take your time. They will all be there before the end anyway.

I swear on Kaguya's PSVPSP.

Chapter 50: Competition makes me happy...

"The so-called water spraying project is to experience one's control over water, and also to experience the careful teachings of the gods and demon kings."

"The main judging factor is the height and length of the water sprayed by the athletes. The athletes can use any part of the body to spray water, and the overall scoring will be based on the difficulty, height and length of the part. For example, if the water is sprayed from the mouth, the score will be relatively low, and if it is..." Lin paused slightly, his tone became difficult, "If the water is sprayed from the reproductive... reproductive... qi, the score will be relatively high. So, please invite the five athletes to the stage!"

After finishing her lines, Rin jumped off the stage with a look of MMP on her face, as if Kaguya had died.

What the hell is this peeing competition!

You gods... are poisonous, you are crazy!

I feel like I have lost all my moral integrity just hosting a competition for you guys!

Rin, who looked like a quiet tree, sat back in his seat with a blank expression.

His eyes swept over the five contestants who came out to compete. The first one was a whale, the second one was an ancient giant fish monster, the third one was a golden slime, the fourth one was a male giant, and the fifth one was a charming and lustful-looking woman.

Oh, there is one more thing worth mentioning. No. 4 and No. 5 have something like a tube in their hands, one connected below the crotch and the other connected below the skirt.

It seems... just as Rin expected, the two MMP guys are ready to compete to see who can pee more...

What a ghost!

Until the end of the game, Lin still felt that he was too young. No. 4 was indeed peeing, and even broke through the seabed and pushed directly above the sea level.

Although there was a barrier, the referee team headed by Lucifer and most of the audience unanimously agreed that being disgusting was a foul and the player was banned for three years.