Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

Tsk, if it weren’t for the fact that you are a demon king, if it weren’t for the fact that I once slaughtered your people, if it weren’t for the fact that you are beautiful but so stupid, weird and pitiful, I would not bother to accommodate you.

"Master Demon King... I've said it a thousand times. We can be friends, but I will never be your subordinate. Give up!"

Leviathan, who was scolded, pouted, his eyes were red, and he looked silly and pitiful.

"Why...I won't mind that you're dumber than me!"

Seeing that she was making a staff without realizing it, Lin didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Well... Lord Leviathan is really too smart. It's too stressful for me to stay by your side."

"Is that so..." Leviathan nodded sympathetically, and sadly stretched out his claws and placed them on Lin's head, "I understand. In this case, I can apologize to you and will not show my extraordinary wisdom. In this way, you can rest assured to stay by my side."

"Snapped!"

He immediately slapped away her caressing paw and responded with gritted teeth: "Forget it, I'm really not worthy of you!"

"Woo..."

The stick-making demon king, who was rejected again, bit his lower lip in grievance, with crystal tears hanging on his blue eyelashes. He turned his butt and ran away heartbroken.

At this moment, Lin felt that he had done something heinous, unforgivable, and worse than an animal.

Reaching out his hand towards Leviathan's back, Rin, filled with guilt, opened his mouth to call her back to comfort her, but a long sigh came from behind.

Turning around, I saw it was Medusa.

The young lady looked at Leviathan's back with pity, patted Lin's shoulder and said, "In the future... you should apologize to Lady Leviathan more. Every demon king and high-ranking officials in Hell follow her will."

"Hey, where's the 250 IQ you promised me?"

"...That was a small IQ test tool that Leviathan once used. Later, I heard from Liberl that the tool... was used to test unintelligent monsters."

“So… so pitiful.”

"Yeah... I heard that she was born in the universe. When she was a juvenile, her wings hadn't grown fully yet, and she couldn't master divine power all at once, so she fell on a planet, um... she landed on her head."

After that, even if Medusa didn't say it, Rin understood. Thinking that the dignified Demon King had such a shameful past, he felt very sympathetic, and felt even more guilty for hurting a small staff.

Alas, we were made of the same stick, why are you so anxious?

Chapter 48: I contribute to the Olympics and share a green fruit

Even though Poseidon looks unreliable, he is quite efficient when it comes to doing his job.

As the organizer of the sports meeting, Rin wrote a report on the same day and entrusted Tachibana to hand it over to Crunchy Shark of the Hedgehog Cat Division, and decided to report on the event in its entirety.

Lucifer supported the news. Of course, the matter about the artifact and the competition must be exaggerated and spread to the world. Everything should be put out in the open so that no one is afraid of anyone cheating.

Two days later, all the gods except the sea god arrived, including the river god, whose arm was still swollen after arriving in Damo.

As a special correspondent who followed the entire process, Lin had the honor of participating in this five-party meeting.

Originally, as an elite police officer in the task force, Tachibana also has the right to attend meetings to investigate clues.

However, today she and Reimu had more important things to do.

Today is not only the day for talks between the Demon King and the gods, but also the shopping carnival week, the grand trading event held every three years on the Shopping Planet, which is known as the world's largest commercial planet.

The Shopping Star was proposed by Athena and was jointly established by many gods in charge of commerce, such as Zhao Gongming and Hermes. Many considerations were also made in the selection of the site at that time.

Firstly, it is located in a free galaxy, secondly, interstellar transportation is convenient, and thirdly, the planet is large enough. Its area alone ranks second in the world, and it can accommodate at least 100 billion people shopping and staying on the planet at the same time.

Imagine the Double Eleven that only takes place once every three years. It can be said that except for gods and demons who are too embarrassed to do so and usually send their subordinates to go shopping, most creatures with some money will choose to participate in the shopping spree, and some will even arrive a month in advance to avoid the embarrassing situation of not being able to get a boat ticket.

Even an elite knight is not immune to this worldly matter. It is said that the goddess of love and the goddess of fate will guide the single girls and girls in love on that day and help them get out of their confusion.

Tachibana, who has always been fascinated by love astrology, had already taken a day off yesterday. Relying on his privilege of being able to travel across the stars, he saved on the ship ticket and happily took Reimu shopping in the morning.

By the way, Reimu took a lot of money from him, calling it interest on the betrothal gift.

My wallet was fatter, I was more confident, and I was in a better mood. I excitedly followed Tachibana to go shopping without even saying hello in the morning.

Hey, woman.

When he first arrived on this planet, he was surrounded by three girls. How envied and jealous he was at that time. But now, he is left alone. Alas.

There is also the River God who throws murderous looks at him from time to time. He really doesn't know when he offended this wretched old man.

Sitting with the photographer outside the palace, Rin released the intelligent robot connected to the recording crystal and played with his phone out of boredom.

Medusa sat at the end, with a virtual image in front of her, tapping her fingers back and forth in the image, as if she was playing some strategy game.

After being warned by Lucifer no less than a hundred times, Leviathan sat upright with a cold face and said nothing. Everything was done by Medusa to avoid exposing his stupidity.

Rin felt that this was the main reason why Leviathan had not been well-known despite its strong combat power.

After waiting for a while, the steward brought in a tall dog-headed man wearing traditional Egyptian clothing.

Over there is Tefnut, the goddess of rain, with a typical female figure and a dog-like head with a metallic sheen.

In fact, in addition to dog-headed gods, Egyptian mythology also has various gods with bird-headed, cat-headed, and so on. But in the Supreme World, all gods of this faction have dog heads.

Of course, it is impossible to tell whether they are wearing masks on their heads or just look like this.

The dog-headed god sat straight in the first seat below the host without looking around, took out a nail clipper, and trimmed his long golden nails as if nothing had happened.

Not long after, Poseidon also came in with Lucifer. She had no authority over water and did not participate in the memories, but just watched the show.

The venue was quiet and silent. The gods and demons either had a bad relationship with each other or did not know each other at all. They also had their own dignity and pride. Let alone chatting, they did not even have time to exchange pleasantries. The scene was very solemn for a while.

Fortunately, this atmosphere did not last long. With the entry of a dragon god under Yinglong, Lucifer's expression suddenly became wonderful.

From sympathy to empathy, and finally all turned into appreciation, Lucifer couldn't help but stand up, but this time, he didn't stand on the chair.

The person who came in was a little girl who looked about the same height and age as her. She also had an extremely arrogant look on her face. When she came in and saw Lucifer, who was also a little girl, the two girls made eye contact and instantly felt a sense of sympathy for each other.

You know, this is an era when most of the gods and Buddhas are girls and queens, and the probability of meeting someone of the same kind is so small that the Penglai people get pregnant.

Lucifer pointed to the position opposite him without saying a word, and the little Dragon God Loli also walked over without saying a word. With such tacit understanding, everything was self-evident.

Suddenly, the Dragon God paused, and out of the corner of his eye he saw Rin, who was holding up his chin and looking a little sleepy. The hair all over his body was about to stand on end. In disbelief, he stretched out a trembling finger and pointed at Rin, his voice unable to stop floating.

"You...you, why are you here?"

Yo girl's voice was pleasant and familiar. Lin looked up and said with surprise: "Qingguo?"

The person who came was none other than one of his pets, the most powerful dragon god Qingguo who could easily crush the dark history of Gensokyo.

The Supreme World is truly mysterious. Just when I was thinking whether Qingguo might be the god of this world, she was sent to me in the blink of an eye.

Qingguo couldn't help but take a step closer to Lin, then his whole body stiffened, he snorted coldly and turned his head away.

Although this guy took advantage of her situation and forced her to be his pet while she was serving her sentence, and always threatened her with her sexually assaulted photos...

However, after all, they are master and servant, and the connection of the contract is as unbreakable as the blood relationship. When they are together, they are happier than sadder. After being apart for a long time, he always misses Rin terribly. He also used a clone to go back to Gensokyo to see Rin.

Even if it was a visit, the last time was a long time ago...Now that I suddenly see my master, I still feel happy.

Of course, no matter how happy I am, I can't let Lin know. That would be a big disadvantage!

"Humph."

She snorted at Lin's face, which was not a face, and her nose was not a nose. Then she walked up to Lin reluctantly, thought for a while, took out a green horn made of some unknown bone, and stuffed it into Lin's hand.

"No need for a greeting gift or a token of gratitude, I have something important to do!"

Lin stretched out his hand, originally wanting to touch her little head, but Qingguo stuffed something into his hand, and without saying a word, he was left with only the back of her head, which made him feel a little itchy. He looked down at the horn with a twisted and strange appearance, and was just thinking about its use when Qingguo's whisper came into his ear.

"Pervert Rin, if you are in danger in the future, just blow this horn. Since you have come to this world, I will protect you from now on!"

Although he didn't hear a few words from his master, Lin felt warm inside.

In this world, there are not many humans with strong backgrounds, ahem... he is one of them. With the protection of Hell, the Goddess of Luck, the Space-Time Administration, and the Dragon Clan, he can go anywhere with ease, right?

Mmmm, soft rice is really delicious.

Lin is not a fool. Although he has a good relationship with Qingguo, it would not be a good thing for the two of them, especially for the dragon clan, if the master-servant relationship between the gods were to be spread. Before they have absolute strength, this relationship can only rot in their stomachs.

The other gods and demons looked at Qingguo and Lin with curiosity, their eyes fell on Lin's horn, and those who knew the goods had a slightly changed expression.

It is obvious that the relationship between this young reporter and the Dragon God is not ordinary. They are either very good friends or lovers, or the dragon saved his life, otherwise why would the dragon give the Dragon Horn to Cricket, a human being?

Lucifer and Medusa knew that Lin had a wide circle of friends and a deep divine connection, so although they were curious, they were not surprised.

The moment Qingguo sat on the chair, Leviathan shrank back uncomfortably and glanced at Qingguo cautiously with an unhappy look on his face.

As soon as the female dragon god left Lin, her expression became majestic and indifferent. She glanced at Leviathan coldly without saying a word.

There was an obvious incompatibility between the dragon and the demon king, and everyone present could guess the main reason.

Leviathan was once a Chaos Dragon and a member of the dragon clan. He later led a part of the dragon clan to hell and became demon dragons and evil dragons. Now it is inevitable that he feels awkward when he sees his former clan members.

Since the gods' mission had expired, the door of the hall slowly closed, and Phorcys, the god of the sea, started the conversation, while Medusa modified Rin's original words to be much more tactful.

"So, you are all well aware of the current situation and circumstances. In order to prevent those with ill intentions from using this to sow discord among you, we propose that you first work together to find the artifact, and then hold a completely open competition to decide who owns the artifact."

Tefnut's dog head, which was either a real face or a mask, was lifeless and expressionless. She rubbed her nails and nodded: "Interesting... Tell me how the so-called competition works?"

Besides her, Qingguo was also somewhat tempted, but the River God was the only one who still had a wretched look on his face with a fake smile on his face.

"My father, Lord Leviathan, and the three of you, a total of five parties, each of you will set two competition items and rules. As long as more than two of the other four parties agree, it will be considered settled. There will be a total of ten games, and the party with the most wins will be the final winner. Of course, only subordinates can participate in the competition."

"very funny."

Qingguo nodded, ignoring the pretentious Leviathan. The Seagod, who asked the question, looked at the Rivergod and Tefnut: "What do you think?"

"Well, it's very interesting. This challenge is quite unique. I remember that in the past, we just fought to the end... I agree."

The River God's face turned gloomy, and after a while he nodded silently: "Since everyone agrees, I have no choice but to agree."

Indeed, no one would care what Cricket, a river god, thinks. Even if one of the oldest gods is behind him, the dragon clan, hell, and dog-headed gods are not very worried.

Medusa breathed a sigh of relief. As long as she agreed, she would not be able to regret it. At least her father's divine power and life were no longer in danger.

Qingguo glanced at Lin, and seemed to guess that this was probably a game that a human like him came up with. He didn't say it, but just suggested: "In that case, let's find the artifact first."

"I think that even if we can't find any artifacts, the competition should still continue. This is a good way to publicize and increase the number of believers." Tefnut also looked at Lin and said, "If there are reporters reporting on it, it will spread throughout the galaxy. Then the Sea God will give out a prize, and everyone can just have fun. It's rare to have some fun in a boring life."

As expected of a warlike Egyptian god, he would fight for supremacy no matter what.

This was beyond Medusa's expectations. She didn't know whether it was good or bad, so she looked at Lin and gave him a questioning look.

Lin coughed dryly, stood up and said, "My Lords, may I make a suggestion?"

"Say!"

Qingguo and Leviathan couldn't wait to shout in unison, then looked at each other and turned their eyes away.

Tefnut was also an unrestrained dog-headed goddess, and she was also obsessed with appearance. She waved at Lin with great interest, motioning him to continue.

Ignoring the River God's expression as if his son-in-law had died, Lin continued, "Once this kind of competition spreads, I believe that many gods will also use this relaxed method to challenge their divine power. Instead of letting others learn from it and mess it up, it is better to simply formulate the rules of the entire competition at once. In this way, others will remember you adults when they compete."

Medusa's eyes were burning, as if she understood what Lin meant, and she raised her hand: "Go on."

“The first thing is to fix the name.”

Several gods and demons looked at each other, talking for a long time but could not get a unanimous answer. Finally, Lucifer said nonchalantly: "Since it is held on the Divine Sea Star, let's call it the Divine Games. We demons don't care about that."

"agree."

"Seconded."

……

"Next is the flag." Lin said as he drew a simple pattern on his phone's drawing board. "According to my suggestion, we can use five rings to represent it... respectively, the dark blue ring representing the sea god and the ocean, the black ring representing the river god and witchcraft, the red ring representing the devil, hell and blood, the yellow ring representing Tefnut and the desert, and finally the cyan ring representing the dragon clan and the sky. How do you think?"

Qing Guo clasped his hands together: "Great."

Tefnut was also very happy. She thought the young reporter was so damn good-looking after looking at her from left to right. She didn't know how much it would cost to have sex with her.

The river god thought that his master would definitely be happy, so he also showed a flattering smile. Leviathan Cat had no expression because he didn't quite understand.

The Sea God, as a mid-level deity, had taken great advantage and was feeling complacent.

Only Lucifer stood on the chair, his arrogant and rampant smile resounding throughout the temple: "I didn't expect that I would see such a grand event when I came here!"

After that, the main rules of the Sinnoh Conference will be discussed. As for individual items, they will have to wait until we return to report and discuss them before they can be finalized.

Thus, the first Olympic Games of the Gods was born in the year 23333333 of the new calendar of the gods of the Supreme Galaxy on the Shenhai planet of the Neptune Galaxy!

It is a cause for celebration and great luck. It seems that we have once again saved the world from barbarism and war and restored a civilized world of fair competition.

Chapter 10086: Spirit Control Experience +

The beeping Leviathan!