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"Eh? The young people nowadays are really interesting." This was the dissatisfaction of Tefnut who sent out the giant player.

Therefore, the crown of victory fell on the head of contestant number five.

So the question is... the girl used certain female specialties and spread them so... what method did she use?

Anyway, Lin didn't want to know at all. After the stadium environment was cleaned up, he waited to go on stage again. His originally excited mood now seemed like a pool of stagnant water.

It’s like a wife you’ve been married to for decades, who acts as dull as a corpse every time you have sex.

Even, I really want to kill someone.

Medusa was unwilling to come up, and the royal sister also had her own temper. There was nothing she could do. She couldn't let no one host and embarrass herself, right? No matter how reluctant Rin was, she still had to go on stage.

"Thank you very much for the wonderful game that the five players just brought to everyone. As you can see, each player has three chances, so the players who will play next don't need to feel too much pressure... Finally, I urge everyone not to violate the rules. Next, I will announce the next game for everyone..."

Pulling out the script card, Rin saw the program on it and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief...

Fortunately, I didn’t have to lose my moral integrity again, and the competition items were normal this time.

"Men and women's fancy dance swimming, each team has half an hour to show everyone the most beautiful posture and the most elegant underwater rhythm. So, welcome five groups to the stage!"

This game takes a lot of time and consumes a lot of physical strength and patience. After the game is over, the first day's schedule is over.

In two games, the Sea God and the River God each got one, and the start was pretty good.

By the way, the woman performing the tide... ahem, the water spraying performance was sent by the river god.

The older you get, the more disgusting you become.

Lucifer was also gnashing his teeth in hatred. If she had known that this was possible, she would have asked Asmodeus, the god of lust, to borrow a sexy ghost. No matter how you think about it, she would be much better than that woman.

There were also two events on the second day. The first was a 28,000-mile speed swim under the sea, and the second was being unable to move at all.

Well, you have to stay in the sea and can't move no matter what happens.

It is said that this is a way to test the results of one's practice of having a calm mind.

Of course, there are many obstacles, such as torpedoes... nuclear bombs, the contestants' mothers, small movies, and so on. Even Ding Ding can't move.

Therefore, this competition not only requires a calm mind, but also requires strong ability to withstand beatings, explosions and sexual impotence.

Made gauze.

In the end, Qingguo was able to find a plant dragon with rock dragon bloodline and super scales (_(:ε」∠)_) and successfully won the game.

Rua! guna! MMP What kind of divine sports meeting are you guys playing? You must be crazy. I won’t host it!

Regardless of Shabu Rin who went home like crazy to Bireimu, in today's game, Leviathan and Aoko each got one point.

In other words, except for Tefnut, the other four camps each got one point.

The results of the two days of competition were reported simultaneously, after all, we have the authority to travel through time and space.

News distribution and dissemination are currently ranked first, which is the result of the contribution of all gods and demons.

Not to mention that running dog river god, all the desert galaxies opened various news reading platforms under the mandatory requirements of Tefnut, including Rin's big customers... Hell, there are also dragon clans, dragon descendants, and descendants of dragons, even the Neptune galaxy is sold out.

The super advertising screens installed by Hedgehog Cat on some planets are rarely used, but now they finally have their place. The game records are played in 360 degrees without blind spots, which feels great.

The gap from A-level news to S-level news seems to be only one step, but in fact it is very difficult. Every level up from A is a huge gap.

The last news reported that the genius finally reached A-level, but Rin expected that with this news, he would have no problem reaching S-level.

Then find a way to investigate the identity of the cultist. Add the two merits together, and you will get permission to meet with the boss once, and then find the erotic painter lady.

OK, this is true for both short-term and long-term goals.

On the third day, the press release that Reimu had racked her brains to write had already been delivered to the headquarters.

"Fuck, why is my life so miserable? I get beeped like a moron at night, and when I finally get a chance to rest during the day I have to write press releases, you beast!"

"…I can't help it. My writing is rubbish, my imagination is poor, and I don't like to update. I have to rely on you, Reimu!"

"Rua! I've only just graduated from middle school at this age, and you, a high school student, are asking me to do my homework! You're worse than an animal!"

Conversations like these happen many times every day in and out of bed.

Well, what about the protagonist? What about Gensokyo?!

How can you set a good example for your readers if you haven’t even graduated from high school?

Fortunately, the cultural attainments of the two are similar, so there is not much gap between the couple.

Early in the morning, Rin and Medusa took the stage again. Today, they changed out of their dark blue suits and evening gowns and put on red suits.

This is also for the show effect, to match the five-ring colors of the Divine Games.

Medusa was quite enthusiastic about the hosting industry. She smiled as soon as she came on stage, gave her opening remarks as usual, and drew out cards with the competition items written on them.

"Ah, there is only one competition today, but it is indeed what everyone is looking forward to, especially the males present." Medusa glanced at Rin and asked curiously, "Brother Rin, what do you think is your favorite sport?"

"Uh... bang?"

Lin's straightforward response caused the whole audience to burst into laughter, even the girls smiled knowingly.

Medusa covered her mouth with a chuckle and continued, "Then...what if it's a ball game? A ball game that can fascinate people."

Lin opened his mouth and was about to say something when someone in the audience shouted "Dribble into someone" and everyone burst into laughter.

Although it was dirty, at least the atmosphere was still good, and this time Kung Fu Lin almost understood what Medusa meant.

"Is it... football?"

"Hyouka! It's football. Of course, people all over the world like football! The difficulty of playing football under the sea is much higher than that on land. Well, without further ado, let's welcome the five teams with warm applause!"

It wasn't until the football match officially started that Rin realized what was so special about it.

Compared with football on Earth, football in the Supreme World does not have so many rules. It is a competitive sport where all players try their best. Of course, except for buildings such as goals that cannot be moved, any means are allowed on the field.

Including taking drugs, poisoning, swearing, and fighting in the streets, using any means necessary to win.

Also, because everyone is very capable, the competition venue is ridiculously large and can accommodate multiple teams competing at the same time. For example, today, it was more than enough for five teams to compete at the same time.

One of the biggest features of underwater football is that the sphere is not equipped with any waterproof pressure or buoyancy buff, but is only made sturdy and durable, so its trajectory and characteristics on the seabed are similar to those of an ordinary ball.

This requires the athlete to control his strength, keep the ball within the boundary, and make it easy to hand over to teammates.

Creatures of various races wearing combat uniforms of five different colors gathered together to complete a five-hour competition.

All Rin could see was a fiery red ball that served as a football, flying around the field at a speed that was difficult to discern with the naked eye.

In addition to that, there were all kinds of melees, with everyone drawing their weapons and standing in a group while also considering the position of the football, and having a lot of fun fighting.

The octopus man, acting as a goalkeeper, waved his thick tentacles and flew out, trying his best to stop the fiery red football that turned into a meteor from entering the goal.

However, the one who kicked the ball was a giant, and he used more force. The football cut through the water waves, making a whistling sound, and the friction with the water flow generated high temperature, making the surface of the ball even redder.

The football flew into his arms and was hit so hard that it flew out along with the ball.

The powerful force collided and finally pierced its body.

It... is defending its goal with its life!

Lin was deeply moved, and when the sea god stopped dragging the body away and prepared to replace the goalkeeper, he kept clapping.

The heroic sacrifice of this octopus moved hundreds of thousands of fans in the audience. They were filled with tears, holding up their own divine flags and applauding like thunder.

The octopus was the first to be sacrificed, but not the last.

In half an hour, the Qingguo team lost a striker and his body was torn into pieces. The poor little dragon was completely chopped into pieces, and Lin was sadly collecting its body.

Alas... dragon meat is very nutritious, it would be a pity to waste it.

At the forty-fifth minute, a giant was pierced through the anus by a football. Blood gushed out like a fountain, almost dyeing the entire field red. The tall body fell to the ground in a pool of blood.

A true warrior dares to face the blood!

It was this flower that used its most precious flowers to compose an epic tragedy, and also brought a penalty kick opportunity for the Tefnut team.

So... the Tefnut team chose Poseidon's goal and got the first point.

The subsequent game was in full swing, with countless casualties and a tense battle. After two hours, other teams had made progress, but Leviathan was the only team that failed to score.

Seeing that she was lying on the table unhappily and about to show her stupidity, Lin quickly took out the Leviathan team headband from her mobile phone space, held up the triangular flag high, and led the water creatures under Leviathan to cheer.

Medusa on the side squinted her eyes and kept talking, cracking melon seeds like a little mouse, and the melon seed shells had piled up on the table.

She waited until the half-time break two and a half hours later before she stood up calmly, waited for the athletes to leave the field, and clapped her hands.

A large group of Gorgon snake girls, twisting their waists, with colorful bodies, lined up and came to the midfield.

Amid the whistles coming from the audience, the snake ladies held up their folding fans and began to dance, looking very graceful.

After the half-hour halftime break, the five coaches replaced the tactics and team members to start the second half of the game.

The giants of Tefnut...especially the kobolds, have an innate love for football.

Dogs' speed, jumping ability, and even ability to capture the trajectory of a football make them rising stars on the field.

The five-hour match was not enough to end it, and there was no need for overtime. Team Tefnut, Team Qingguo, Team River God, Team Poseidon, and Team Leviathan won the game with a score of 5-3-2-1-2. The first side was far ahead and won the game.

Lin held the recording crystal tightly with excitement. He had a hunch that after the news of this football match spread to the entire Supreme World, it would add the brightest color to the sports and athletics world.

And he was one of the witnesses.

Oh my god, I was so excited! In this game, he was lucky enough to pick up many dead bodies. Many players' life weapons and treasures flew out, which made him pick them up happily.

The next competition is a 15,000-kilometer obstacle swim.

Well, imagine it as a game screen like an underwater adventure dungeon or temple run, which is similar to the competition screen.

There are evil dragons blocking the way in front and sea monsters chasing behind. You even have to wade through lava, pass through poisonous waters, kill sea snakes, avoid marching spiders, and go through 81 difficulties. Finally... you can see the dawn of victory.

In this match, Qingguo naturally won. The dragon clan's fighting power and speed are truly amazing.

The competition is already halfway through, and at present, in the Divine Games, the Dragon Team led by Qingguo is leading by 2 points, while the other teams have one point each.

Excluding extra games under special circumstances, there are only four games left and all participants are nervous.

Not only them, but also all the creatures around the world who are paying attention to the Divine Games are looking forward to the final battle among the five parties.

First in the competition, Friendship bought a pen last year!

Chapter 51 Even if the backyard is on fire, I will still participate in the competition!

The football match blew up...

No, Gensokyo exploded.

Since knowing that the urban management officer was already someone else's wife, except for a few mistresses who had no other intentions, almost everyone cheered and celebrated.

The bullied fairies even brought a lot of firecrackers to the empty Hakurei Shrine and beat drums and gongs and set off firecrackers.

The Tengus led by Wenwen from Youkai Mountain spent a lot of money to widely publicize it through TV channels in Gensokyo, the underworld, and the demon world, and everyone knows about it.

Why are the monsters and fairies who have been oppressed by Hakurei Reimu for a long time so happy to hear that Reimu is going to get married?

The main reason is that once a shrine maiden gets married, she must resign.

Including the time it takes to train a new priestess, it will take at least some time, right?

It would be best if the next generation of witches were more diligent and gentle.

It's much better than forcing these poor monsters to pay tribute to the spicy city management.

Some monsters just come to watch the show.

"You've given Eien-tei such a big cuckold, you're worthy of being the Hakurei Miko. I'm really looking forward to the fight!"

"It's so interesting that the Yokai Sage can wear that big green hat. Does this count as an employee NTRing his own boss?"

"What? That tyrant is cuckolded?! Fight! Kill them all! Fuck their asses!"

There are countless reasons like this, but the priestesses of the paradise, when they think that their (grandson, great-grandson, great-N-grandson) is a super rich man, and they can play however they want in the future, travel to wherever they want in the dimension, and buy whatever they want, their eyes immediately light up.

"Oh, Reimu is really trying hard. She has not forgotten our teachings over the years. We have told her so many times before that she must firmly grasp Shenhao Rin, but she didn't take it seriously. Now she knows the benefits, right?"

Grandma curled her lips as she looked at the shameless appearance of the previous witches in front of her.

Oh my god, how come my great Hakurei Shrine has produced so many shameless shrine maidens?

Because of the wrong historical line in Gensokyo in the previous volume, all memories before the correction were blocked, including the out-of-specification shrine maidens paradise. So how did Reimu know these shrine maidens before, and didn't she teach them all by herself?

No matter what the internal conflicts among the witches are, it is always a festive occasion, just like the mothers in romance dramas who sell their daughters to wealthy families and hold a grand banquet that lasts for three days and three nights.

Fuck the Gensokyo Paradise Project!